DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cucktry Roads]

Since beg tweets are no longer a thing, I wonder what does he do? Does he message individual dents? "Would be great if you could swing by, or I might no longer be able to play your favorite game... hint hint" or does he post to his dented discord?

A good theory, but I believe a certain faggot likes having him act like a drug addict not getting his fix until finally, he is able to get a hit.

 

[Balr0g]

Well colour me suprised. I thought he would finally hit the 1600o MR but he was blocked by "Mash jab" and "dropped inputs", his most deadly enemies in SF 6. And he now seems to have permananetly adopted the "pussy away from certain charatcers" mindset. Running away from Cammy and now Juri. But when others do it they are rage quitters and loosers. Never change DipShitPenis

 

[Penix]

The only reason he was up on points yesterday was because he one and done'd the players that absolutely cooked his ass, save for maybe one JP.

I fucking love the SF6 arc so much. There is so much ego tied up into this and he just can't help but be a salty baby when things don't go his way. Now that we've gone through all the excuses in the book and supposedly "fixed" them, except for playing on pc, we're back to blaming the netcode again.

Something about @RawPhil being a faceless detractor just waiting for him to go to ranked and a lot of times be his first match of the stream and just demolishing him, getting him to load up early on salt is just so amazingly funny to me, big ups for holding it down man.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Another one to "Jasper is my son" folder.

Jasper Kitten: "Wake Up, Mom and Dad!"

He is also using all the tools to extract money from his dents:
- Appeal to Street Fighter or Stardew Valley dents so he do not drop the game
- Passive Agressive speach "I deserve it", "The stream had a bunch of people"
- "We" didn't reach the goal
- Appeal to some dent outwhale other dent on the leader board

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Another one to "Jasper is my son" folder.

Jasper Kitten: "Wake Up, Mom and Dad!"
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He is also using all the tools to extract money from his dents:
- Appeal to Street Fighter or Stardew Valley dents so he do not drop the game
- Passive Agressive speach "I deserve it", "The stream had a bunch of people"
- "We" didn't reach the goal
- Appeal to some dent outwhale other dent on the leader board

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Remember: not a cult.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Another one to "Jasper is my son" folder.

Jasper Kitten: "Wake Up, Mom and Dad!"
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He is also using all the tools to extract money from his dents:
- Appeal to Street Fighter or Stardew Valley dents so he do not drop the game
- Passive Agressive speach "I deserve it", "The stream had a bunch of people"
- "We" didn't reach the goal
- Appeal to some dent outwhale other dent on the leader board

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Trying to pretend they actually sleep in the same room

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil's reasoning with Jasper doesn't make sense to me. I imagine that poor cat is going insane when locked up in a room all night. Yes, cats are most active at dawn hours and often run around during the night. That's what cats do you fucking asshole, which disrupts you gin tweeting late into the night and waking up at 11am.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil's reasoning with Jasper doesn't make sense to me. I imagine that poor cat is going insane when locked up in a room all night. Yes, cats are most active at dawn hours and often run around during the night. That's what cats do you fucking asshole, which disrupts you gin tweeting late into the night and waking up at 11am.

He probably still has the litterbox outside of the room, making Phil even more of an asshole.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He probably still has the litterbox outside of the room, making Phil even more of an asshole.

Indeed. Either way, I bet that cat has pissed and shitted in numerous cluttered places.

 

[myone]

Another one to "Jasper is my son" folder.

Jasper Kitten: "Wake Up, Mom and Dad!"
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Just the telltale signs of an incredibly bored cat. It's a solo cat, that doesn't get to go outside, the lady of the house is a fat slob eating herself into a coma and DSP is a retarded alcoholic who plays video games for other retards all day.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil is bitching about low support in SF6 again. He is complain that Stardew Valley is too stressful. Can you imagine getting 60 bucks to play 3 hours of Stardew Valley and find a way to bitch about it like he is controlling air traffic?

 

[Friendly Primarina]

People who only watch detractor content: How many times do you think you've seen the "Locked on!" cutscene over the last couple of months? Even someone who only watches a single channel must have seen it 100+ times, right?

 

[PieceofShet]

People who only watch detractor content: How many times do you think you've seen the "Locked on!" cutscene over the last couple of months? Even someone who only watches a single channel must have seen it 100+ times, right?

Locked on?

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Locked on?

Sorry, should have been clearer.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Sorry, should have been clearer.

All Phil needs to do is start going to the dashboard during his opponent's super animation and his transformation into the true White LTG will be complete.

 

[strandedcastaway]

A couple days ago we were discussing whether Phil realized how negative he was during SF, how angry and deranged he sounded when he was losing.

Well, he just said that the "negativity" is made up by detractor channels putting together compilations and he's mostly positive. He also said, "I'm pretty damn good at the game." And of course the person who mentioned the negativity got called an idiot and an asshole.

So, zero self-awareness per usual.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

A couple days ago we were discussing whether Phil realized how negative he was during SF, how angry and deranged he sounded when he was losing.

Well, he just said that the "negativity" is made up by detractor channels putting together compilations and he's mostly positive. He also said, "I'm pretty damn good at the game." And of course the person who mentioned the negativity got called an idiot and an asshole.

So, zero self-awareness per usual.

“Hateful slurs? You lame-brained pieces of shit!”

 

[Soylent Dora]

A couple days ago we were discussing whether Phil realized how negative he was during SF, how angry and deranged he sounded when he was losing.

Well, he just said that the "negativity" is made up by detractor channels putting together compilations and he's mostly positive. He also said, "I'm pretty damn good at the game." And of course the person who mentioned the negativity got called an idiot and an asshole.

So, zero self-awareness per usual.

I've suffered through enough raw restreams of SF6 to safely confirm he is indeed, a toxic nuclear wasteland at almost all times. Even when he wins he almost always goes into full-blown "sore winner" mode where he insults the player for any number of reasons and calls them pussies, little bitches, scrubs, etc. And heaven forbid they don't rematch him which is the true sign of a retard mouth drooler.

Funny he thinks he's good at the game. he's using a overpowered character from what I have seen. It's basically Cammy for gay men (like Phil). It's like using the French in AOE3 and thinking you're good spamming Cuirassier's. Someone can correct this if I'm wrong since I don't play fighting games.

But remember, "We didn't even hit the tier one tips goal which is ridiculous".

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil was bitching up a storm while playing casual against people obviously fucking around. He doesn't only have anger issues, he's crazy.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Jenna being a detractor again. Of course, Phil won't stop streaming to go be a caring husband to Kat.