Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[AnOminous]

Legal to buy, still illegal federally.

Delta 8 is legal federally. That's what he meant when he mentioned the Farm Bill of 2018. That's a federal law. They're actually considering re-banning it. That doesn't necessarily mean you can do it while on probation, or that it won't trigger a hot piss test and get you in trouble, but it's currently legal. Whether that was intentional or an accident from bad drafting, that's the current state of the law.

 

[Gooby]

Is there a reason he still hasn't ordered a new headset? That shit would drive me fucking bonkers, even with an actually decent tape job (which he does not have).

Synthetic weed shouldn't show up on a drug test, so if that's truly what he's smoking he should be fine as far as parole is. Speaking from personal experience, that shit fucks you up though in a way real weed never does, so expect some hilarity to ensue from this.

It can be hard to actually tell what Bossman is thinking, but assuming it's not just complacency with garbage, openly using a broken headset is an easy way to garner sympathy and get people to go "here's money for new headphones". His income (that isn't directly put into gambling sites) is from grifting, broken headphones aid in the grift.

 

[RATCATCHER]

Here's that moment. I loved this clip.

thats the one, legendary moment. that one rattled him for a good couple of weeks

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

I never noticed how much Austin looks like the reincarnation of Gavrilo Princip until now.View attachment 6198669

Interesting insight- do you think it's a coincidence that Trump was shot just after Bossman got out of jail?

 

[Queesechake]

Delta 8 is legal federally. That's what he meant when he mentioned the Farm Bill of 2018. That's a federal law. They're actually considering re-banning it. That doesn't necessarily mean you can do it while on probation, or that it won't trigger a hot piss test and get you in trouble, but it's currently legal. Whether that was intentional or an accident from bad drafting, that's the current state of the law.

Yeah delta 8 will definitely just show up as THC on a piss test, and they won't give a fuck if you say it was the legal form of the illegal drug or not.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Interesting insight- do you think it's a coincidence that Trump was shot just after Bossman got out of jail?

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[RougeRed]

Delta 8 is legal federally. That's what he meant when he mentioned the Farm Bill of 2018. That's a federal law. They're actually considering re-banning it. That doesn't necessarily mean you can do it while on probation, or that it won't trigger a hot piss test and get you in trouble, but it's currently legal. Whether that was intentional or an accident from bad drafting, that's the current state of the law.

It was an oversight that led to a loophole. The bill was intended to allow the cultivation and sale of hemp products. One of the things holding back the industry was that hemp does contain some very small amounts of THC, so the bill says that any cannabis with an amount of Delta-9 below the threshold is considered hemp. The loophole is that the bill did not specify any of the other THCs like 8, 10, or any derivatives like THC-O. Even Delta-9 can be used to make edibles and such because the plant material used to create it is below the limit.

Tl;dr: It will 100% show up on a drug test because it is literally regular weed, but the poorly written law says it is hemp now.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

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Коначно!

 

[AnOminous]

It was an oversight that led to a loophole.

That's the prevailing opinion, but considering many of the proponents of it are also outright for legalization, I suspect at least some of the majority that voted for it were hoodwinked.

Yeah delta 8 will definitely just show up as THC on a piss test, and they won't give a fuck if you say it was the legal form of the illegal drug or not.

Unless you have some specific knowledge of how Virginia thinks about it, they may indeed give a fuck. Some states have become so apathetic that even an actual hot piss test with the dude on probation admitting it was actually weed won't bother doing anything about it for just a one time thing.

I'm not saying BMJ is smart enough to consider this (and with something that looks like DV possibly caused by drugs, they may take a very dim view of it), but unless we know his specific probation terms, he's allowed to do anything legal that isn't specifically prohibited. So if, as it sometimes says in bail terms, you're prohibited not from owning firearms, but from "unlawfully owning firearms," that doesn't prohibit owning firearms legally (actually heard a bail hearing just yesterday where someone got exactly this while waiting for a case involving a lolcow with a thread here). If you're prohibited from "unlawful intoxicants," but not alcohol, you're allowed to drink alcohol. And you wouldn't be prohibited from consuming legal hemp products.

Quite often, they explicitly prohibit ALL non-prescribed intoxicants, and even legal hemp products would be a direct violation. But I haven't seen what he got. Intoxicants might not be prohibited at all. They are sometimes not prohibited even in what this is, a felony drug case. And again, while waiting hours for a lolcow case just yesterday (Phil/ADF on a Webex stream) there was a case (in Oregon) where someone had a drug count in his arraignment and was not prohibited from intoxicants, just the usual "obey the law" instructions.

So I'm not pulling this out of my ass, this is routine to the point that if you spent a single day in court you'd see examples. And I'll note that Oregon (and Portland in particular where this was held) has some of the gayest gun laws in the country, they only prohibited the guy with a gun violation from unlawfully owning.

If anything, they should have prohibited BMJ from gamba because that's what results in most of his violence IMO, and ordered him to get a job. I'm going to guess they didn't. And I'm glad they didn't.

 

[Billy Bong]

All the stars are there! BMJ LOLCOW this year!
I feel it in my Yonanda.
All in!

 

[Shartin' Luther]

Yeah delta 8 will definitely just show up as THC on a piss test, and they won't give a fuck if you say it was the legal form of the illegal drug or not.

On a stick test yes, on a proper test it won't. The question is what they use here, my guess is stick test followed by verification using for example GC/MS. This means Bossman will likely be fine.

 

[break these cuffs]

On a stick test yes, on a proper test it won't. The question is what they use here, my guess is stick test followed by verification using for example GC/MS. This means Bossman will likely be fine.

We really have no idea how the drug thing is going to shake out, but I have to assume the his probation officer is going to take a pretty dim view of Austin fucking his mom.

 

[RATCATCHER]

Why does the rats on reddit have such genuine hatred for Bossman, but kiwi just likes to have a laugh? ive never seen sadder people ever, reddit is washed.

 

[ScurvyRat]

ITT: Retards who have never had to take a piss test.

Maybe Austin will rub 2 brain cells together and buy some fake piss and we won't have to worry about this shit.

 

[Kees H]

ITT: Retards who have never had to take a piss test.

Maybe Austin will rub 2 brain cells together and buy some fake piss and we won't have to worry about this shit.

Knowing Austin he will either ask for fake piss on stream, or brag about begging about faking a piss test on stream, so we might still be fucked if he goes this route.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

BossmanJack, in the most brilliant legal move of all time, had decided after being on probation for domestic violence and out on bond for a drug charge for 3 days, and missing the FIRST check in call with probation where they usually set your weekly piss test... that smoking "totally legal Delta 8" would be perfectly acceptable behavoir for the conditions of his bond, and probation.

ON VIDEO.
Here he is rolling a blunt with Delta 8. Or maybe its CBD. He's not sure what he bought from the gas station.
(Videos will appear when uploads work again). EIther way he's using a Russian Cream flavored Backwoods, the shitty cigar wrapper of choice for the Bossman.

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He's "SO High Bro!"

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I can say, with certainty, that unless it's one of the really dumb or really old tests, synthetic THC will show up. The old tests don't detect it since they are for very specific THC metabolites, and the dumb tests have the same problem, they are very specific, since traditional THC compounds have a very predictable metabolic pathway. THC derivatives produce different metabolites, but all the tests that are most common in the medical community/criminal justice system, have been adapted for these potentials. The tests are more complicated and difficult to do now since the pool of metabolites are larger, but those are the ones used now, for the most part.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

ITT: Retards who have never had to take a piss test.

Maybe Austin will rub 2 brain cells together and buy some fake piss and we won't have to worry about this shit.

I have a background in piss testing and our guys watched it come out of your dick. Job tests don’t, but criminal tests sure wanna see your cock.

 

[break these cuffs]

I have a background in piss testing and our guys watched it come out of your dick. Job tests don’t, but criminal tests sure wanna see your cock.

That's how the mil does it as well if you have a by the book command. They didn't call it cock watch for nothin.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Delta 8 is legal federally. That's what he meant when he mentioned the Farm Bill of 2018. That's a federal law. They're actually considering re-banning it. That doesn't necessarily mean you can do it while on probation, or that it won't trigger a hot piss test and get you in trouble, but it's currently legal. Whether that was intentional or an accident from bad drafting, that's the current state of the law.

How does that work? Delta 8 is covered under the Federal Analogue Act, Alcohol and Drug Abuse Amendments of 1986. They carved out a specific exclusion using the Farm Bill of 2018?

That's how the mil does it as well if you have a by the book command. They didn't call it cock watch for nothin.

Some queers ideal job.

 

[Kees H]

This made me laugh harder than it should have done last stream. Austin talking about his broken NINE HUNDRED DOLLAH monitor, because he threw a vape at it. Someone who is very based in the Twitch chat, asked him if the vape is okay, and Austin is very close to getting angry at this guy.