Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[draggs]

I have a background in piss testing and our guys watched it come out of your dick. Job tests don’t, but criminal tests sure wanna see your cock.

Yeah they'll make you drop your pants and undies and lift up your shirt to make sure it's really your dick that piss is coming out of

 

[postfeetpls]

He's got the balls to smoke a big blunt live on stream while under the explicit court order not to. He's also lucky enough no to have his door kicked down by his PO as a result of that.

Stop jinxing the piss test you rats. Everything is gonna be okay if you stop jinxing it.
Bossman is born under a different star and judging by the luck he's got so far, the PO is probably a juicer.

It's all gonna be alright

 

[Punished Neco]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAUSTIN DELTA 8 STILL SHOWS UP ON YOUR PISS TEST, DON'T SMOKE THE WISH.COM WEED AUSTINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something dawned on me a few minutes ago.

He's smoking Delta 8/synthetic drugs and is betting that they don't show up on the drug tests he's required to do. He didn't even do any research into the matter.
He's quite literally gambling with his freedom!

 

[Drama Fan]

I have a background in piss testing and our guys watched it come out of your dick. Job tests don’t, but criminal tests sure wanna see your cock.

You want to see his dick? His very normal sized MILF pleaser? Type 5 in the chat if Electric Mortal & Pestle is fucking weird.
5

 

[ScurvyRat]

I have a background in piss testing and our guys watched it come out of your dick. Job tests don’t, but criminal tests sure wanna see your cock.

I've never had a cock inspector in all my time piss testing.
I heard that's only really a thing in the military.
Every time I've been tested, I get a whole ass bathroom to myself

 

[Long-time Lurker]

He's also lucky enough no to have his door kicked down by his PO as a result of that.

... Have you seen his door?

 

[hideandgoseekchampion]

That's how the mil does it as well if you have a by the book command. They didn't call it cock watch for nothin.

 

[internet friend]

Can we fucking add piss testing to taxes and coinflip odds in the Shut The Fuck Up list? Bossman is back making kino and instead of seeing clips it's all people talking about looking at cocks.

 

[whogoesthere]

I have a background in piss testing and our guys watched it come out of your dick. Job tests don’t, but criminal tests sure wanna see your cock.

My friend, I think you may have been raped. You are a rape victim. I am so sorry *HUGS*

 

[lol cow supreme]

On a stick test yes, on a proper test it won't. The question is what they use here, my guess is stick test followed by verification using for example GC/MS. This means Bossman will likely be fine.

Smaller jurisdictions in areas like Bossman is in, for local probation, dont always use labs for urinalysis. Many just use 5 or 10 draw cups. You piss in the cup, it has the tests built in. If one pops, they consider it a fail. One fail doesn't always send you away, sometimes it does.

For those super fancy rich jurisdictions that use labs/send away/make you go to a lab...there are very few labs in the US that can tell the difference between Delta 8 and 9 in urine, as the tests are built off cannabis metabolites, which both break down essentially the same. This isnt CSI, they arent going through the expense or hassle of trying to differentiate. It'll pop. You see people all the time failing for this bullshit. Trust the science. And by trust the science, its government science and they aint going through the effort.

Can we fucking add piss testing to taxes and coinflip odds in the Shut The Fuck Up list? Bossman is back making kino and instead of seeing clips it's all people talking about looking at cocks.

You would be a total meatgazer and you know it.. But seriously,

Are the testing fees a tax write off? Would they be a business expense, or a medical expense? After all the altercation happened on the job, and the crack was for work use.

 

[Billy Bong]

Can we fucking add piss testing to taxes and coinflip odds in the Shut The Fuck Up list? Bossman is back making kino and instead of seeing clips it's all people talking about looking at cocks.

I'm pretty sure I've seen his cock, but just to be safe, I hope he streams his piss test.
One time. One more time! One more and I'm out!

 

[Kola]

I'm pretty sure I've seen his cock, but just to be safe, I hope he streams his piss test.
One time. One more time! One more and I'm out!

I spilled it and lost it all. It's gone. Goddamn I hate my life

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

This made me laugh harder than it should have done last stream. Austin talking about his broken NINE HUNDRED DOLLAH monitor, because he threw a vape at it. Someone who is very based in the Twitch chat, asked him if the vape is okay, and Austin is very close to getting angry at this guy.

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I’m pretty sure he’s hitting the vape at the end there lol. I’ve also realized the door is becoming a metaphor for Lossman’s life in general, more so after he puts a couple holes in it.

 

[KingFrampt]

This was bossmans intro song last stream, is it a subliminal message

[edit]
By pure coincidence someone on the subreddit also noticed it

 

[Quiero]

Made a full album of BossmanJack. Songs range from indie pop, heavy metal, and even a love song for our favorite rigger, Eddie.

Tracks Include:
"Tried to Quit"
"HOWL"
"Oh, Eddie"
"V-AULT"
"Gold Coins (Hard to Exist)"

Yes, I have too much time on my hands. Enjoy.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Can we fucking add piss testing to taxes and coinflip odds in the Shut The Fuck Up list? Bossman is back making kino and instead of seeing clips it's all people talking about looking at cocks.

It's always about cocks, unless jail is involved, then It's black cocks. USA! USA!

 

[Hectic Heckler]

They bring their little meth monster a triple cheeseburger or something from Burger King just days after bailing him out for wailing on RatDad. Total cuck parents.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

They bring their little meth monster a triple cheeseburger or something from Burger King just days after bailing him out for wailing on RatDad. Total cuck parents.

Look at how Austin turned out, then tell me you’re surprised by their parenting abilities. I’m genuinely curious what their breaking point is, or if they even have one.

 

[AnOminous]

ITT: Retards who have never had to take a piss test.

Maybe Austin will rub 2 brain cells together and buy some fake piss and we won't have to worry about this shit.

ITT: YOU

You dumbass fucking idiot, they usually make you take the piss test in front of the dude. You can't just swap in some fake piss.

How does that work? Delta 8 is covered under the Federal Analogue Act, Alcohol and Drug Abuse Amendments of 1986. They carved out a specific exclusion using the Farm Bill of 2018?

By literally making it legal by the strict language of the law. If Congress literally just makes something legal, and there's no rational interpretation of the language otherwise, it's legal, regardless of what previous enactments said. They abolished that in 2018. It's a very simple concept. If Congress unambiguously legalizes something a prevous law prohibited, they abolished that law. Congress can always abolish a law it passed.

tl;dr Congress said something in 1986. Congress said the opposite in 2018. 2018 Congress wins.

 

[ScurvyRat]

ITT: Retards....
ITT: YOU

True

You dumbass fucking idiot, they usually make you take the piss test in front of the dude. You can't just swap in some fake piss.

Again, I can only speak from experience but every time I've had to take a piss test I've gotten the courtesy of closed door. Just tape the bag to your inner thigh, poke it with a safety pin when you're ready, drain that bitch into the toilet. Some fake piss packs even come with fake cocks if you've got a dude watching. Can't speak to their effectiveness, personally but I know a few friends have gotten away with them.
It's not the kind of thing you can rely on for random UI's but if you know when you've got to go in, fake piss is relatively easy to use.