Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I haven't been watching cobes that long only since about 2020 or so. Does anyone know if he regularly would not go live for 3+ months at a time because this seems like something drastic happened like clint really did tell him he cant have livestreams anymore or is it just a combination of him being terrified of Jessica and not wanting to make the trolling worse.
 
ibeatmywife said:
Does anyone know if he regularly would not go live for 3+ months at a time because this seems like something drastic happened like clint really did tell him he cant have livestreams anymore or is it just a combination of him being terrified of Jessica and not wanting to make the trolling worse.
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Sometimes he'd not stream for a week or two maybe a little longer never for 3 months. I can't think of a single time in the past 8 years or so of him streaming he's went 3 months without doing it.
 
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Damn you know it's slow in the cobraverse when the thread goes back into a clunt parenting loop.
Just caught myself saying "weather permitting" out in public while a retarded kid seated next to us ate ranch dressing out of a bowl. skyGod help me, my sad, pathetic, trole life is cursed by cobra.

 
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I usually just assume why ‘X’ is or isn’t happening in the Cobraverse is simply: He is Retarded.

I suspect that Clint may have wisely put in a few ground rules and maybe made up some conditions.

I don’t know if Cobes needs 2FA for live-streaming but can still upload. If that is the case, he’s just too dumb to figure it out and no one with good intentions for him would help. I think if it was a technical issue he would be directly appealing on Facebook as if they read his shit.

I suspect there is a reason he’s not live streaming and it’s not his choice. Give it a few months and he’ll come back fatter, balder, and drunker with an 8-hour banger.
 
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If this goes the way it's shaping up, this dry spell will reward us with Jessica going live for Jawshie at the trailer, only to be interrupted by Clint mid-screech-fest to physically cart her off the property as she repeatedly wails "WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?". Have some faith, 'toobz.
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
If this goes the way it's shaping up, this dry spell will reward us with Jessica going live for Jawshie at the trailer, only to be interrupted by Clint mid-screech-fest to physically cart her off the property as she repeatedly wails "WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?". Have some faith, 'toobz.
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I hope this happens. I've been watching her streams just to try and learn anything about her, any reason for why she's this ugly, and all I have is the unyielding urge to see her get beat up.

Or like, one girl-slap to the face, because I think she would cry instead of fight back.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I hope this happens. I've been watching her streams just to try and learn anything about her, any reason for why she's this ugly, and all I have is the unyielding urge to see her get beat up.
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Do you still hear the sound of running water as you sleep?
Either way, this hag has been nothing but trouble for Milord, I hope that her next visit is the last straw.
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Do you still hear the sound of running water as you sleep?
Either way, this hag has been nothing but trouble for Milord, I hope that her next visit is the last straw.
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So this is weird: she hasn't had any hours-long bath streams since she's been back. She's just...complaining, in every stream.
 
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8mm Cunningham said:
So I heard that Jessica is going to be in Casper on the 19th of next month. The hottest time of the year. I think that was intentional as trailers are notorious for being ovens in the summer.
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Casper's got one of those continental climates that gets super hot during the day and cold at night during the summer. Tomorrow it's going to be 91 with a low of 61.

So it'll be fine at night, but from sunup to sundown it'll be like the kitchen at Wendy's.
 
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I was bored at work and looking at apartments in various cities to kill time a few days ago, and I happened to check Casper. Sure enough, there was a very familiar recently rebranded apartment complex that had vacancies...
 
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If KFC brings back the double down next the Boglim might just come out of hibernation finally.
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Agares said:
I'm sure some lot lizard poacher would give her a lift to the trailer park.
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But would she get to the correct trailer?
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If KFC brings back the double down next the Boglim might just come out of hibernation finally.View attachment 6200397
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If KFC could make the chizza why couldn't they make the double-down...
Will Clint allow double downs in the group home...
 
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