Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I thought he'd have lost more subs by now.

He has lost 37k (by my count) over the last 18 months or so. This is almost 8% of his subscribers.

He also averages (very generously) 1.2k per show (more like 800), and using the best numbers, that is 0.27% of his subscriber base.

I guess I am a bit of an autist and don't understand social cues, and I understand this shit is chum in the water for his Locals retards, but I truly do not understand what all this prevarication is in aid of. Is it just to maintain his narcissitic supply and the Locals retards are the best source of it right now? He will never get his streaming audience back, people will not forget his kid tested positive for cocaine,people will mock him to his face whenever he gets online-- and he has to know that. And he also KNOWS this shit is being monitored and can and will be used at trial, so I guess my autistic brain can't comprehend what he hopes to accomplish by continually lying to literally everyone (including himself, apparently) about what is happening in his case.

He thinks that his audience will lap up the lies or wait for the REAL story when he can share ALL the details. Somehow, this will never come...

For the judicial system, I honestly think he believes that he can claim 'muh freeze peach' and they still have to treat him fairly amd give him deference--even if he is a shitheel. See how he treated his ethics complaints during the Weeb Wars era: he crowed about how much they hated what he said, but because what he did was not in the practice of law, they could not and would not touch him.

Nick thinks he can across like a spoiled child, then pretend to behave for a short time to get what he wants, then leave while screaming 'FUCK YOU!' and doing a double middle-finger. If he has to come back to the same person, it is unfair for them to hold this previous behaviour against him.

I don't think he does want them back (and his slattern of a wife mindlessly follows his lead, apparently). He and his slattern of a wife have done almost nothing to get them back, despite it being over a month later. Visiting them occassionally is something, I guess. But not much. I contrast that with everything I would be doing to get my kid back if they were taken from me, and the Crackieta's actions do not compute with me. At all.

At the risk of sounding like a Kayla defender, we really don't know what she is doing. We don't know if she is living in the house with Nick, or if she is taking an active role in the legal effort beyond meeting with her children when allowed.

Spoiler: Minor PL

I only day this because I know women absolutely crushed by divorce/family courts. They were fragile to start (probably too fragile to operate in society alone) and the ex-husband bull's them into whatever concessions they want with the threat of more legal action that they cannot stand. They just want to not fight and to see their kids from time to time. Some State agents don't care because the children are not technically in danger, and the woman follows all their rules, so it is easier when there is conflict to convince her to compromise.

If Kayla is one of these emotionally shattered women, she might not be paying much attention at all until it is too late and things that Nick was 'taking care of' are already settled in his preferred manner.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If Kayla is one of these emotionally shattered women, she might not be paying much attention at all until it is too late and things that Nick was 'taking care of' are already settled in his preferred manner.

She almost certainly is one of those. She's also the classic BPD skinwalker, taking on the traits of their partner. What even is Kayla without Nick, at least these days?

 

[DuranceVile]

He would have been in hog heaven with the collection of grifty freaks at the RNC. Just another Balldo L.

He could've been something big. He was already breaking into normie spaces in 22. All he had to do was basically not do the sequence of events he chose to do. Various conservative outlets would've been chomping at the bit to get him on to commentate for them. He'd probably be on some Daily Wire or Blaze show as a regular guest. But he paid the balldo price, and now here we are.

He has lost 37k (by my count) over the last 18 months or so. This is almost 8% of his subscribers.

He also averages (very generously) 1.2k per show (more like 800), and using the best numbers, that is 0.27% of his subscriber base.

I think a lot of his subs are people who came during the Depp-Rittenhouse Power Couple and then mostly dropped in on the larger trials. It seems like he loses more when he streams, so people might see the notification and go "wait, I'm still subbed to the child abuser? shit." and unsub.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

You keep this thread entertaining and current while we wait for video proof of Nick’s fall to Slannesh.

"I don't WANT to bath in the blood of my family. I NEED to bath in the blood of my family. It's what SHE WHO THIRSTS demands of me! It's so FUNNY and WEIRD that you INCEL PRUDES don't understand sacrificing your flesh to pain and pleasure made manifest! Have a million dollars, balldo child!"

Come on Nick just admit it. Do drugs, swing, kill yourself for being a degenerate piece of shit who let your kid get exposed to coke. It’ll be a lot more fun and cooler instead of trying to pretend you’re some conservative family man lawyer.

And most importantly



Pour yourself a drink

Just a little more Nick.

Spoiler: It's just a little sip.

Spoiler: It's just a little swig.

Spoiler: It's just a little drink.

Spoiler: It's just a little glass.

It's just another bottle. Come on Nick. You earned it.

 

[anionfarflung]

kayla comes from a broken home? everything is starting to make sense now. do we know what her relationships with her real father and fake father are like?

Long and short - I don't think we know much, but we know some. See photos and speculation in spoiler.

Spoiler

Bio-Dan was at Nick and Kayla's wedding.

I'm pretty sure that this photo has every child of Sharilynn Sletta from either Dan, and Dan Sletta is in the photo:

Bio-Dan once wished Happy Mother's day to Nick's mom among others:

Bio-Dan and his wife Trudy recently:

Facebook says he still lives in Willmar.

Finally found this thing I vaguely remembered: looks like they still have an OK relationship. This is from just this year:

I'd imagine Kayla's bio-parents had some typical mundane reason for separating.

 

[Farsided]

Spoiler: It's just a little sip.

Spoiler: It's just a little swig.

Spoiler: It's just a little drink.

Spoiler: It's just a little glass.

It's just another bottle. Come on Nick. You earned it.

You forgot to lick the bottle in between each glass poured. Come on. Don't let it drip on the pristine carpet.

 

[RodgerDodger]

So I believe this confirms the 'Brown Substance' that tested negative for opiates or amphetamines has been identified?

They identified Ketamine Tablets during the search. Still no word on the brown stuff.

 

[AnOminous]

Why become a prosecutor when he already has a 100% conviction rate for his clients?

And obviously you can't possibly know more than Barnes. Look at him! He wears a foppish faggot-ass popinjay suit. So obviously he's a real lawyer. So what if what comes out of his mouth is obvious bullshit that looks exactly like what comes out of the asshole of a cow.

You aren't Dracula, Nick. Your hypnotic powers don't work on us, they only work on your braindead Locals fans.

Count Suckula, Esq. only sucks the sperm from the cocks of black bulls.

 

[RodgerDodger]

This was under the assumption he never became a drug addled retard. Not that current nick went live.
We're talkin apex of career nick. Not current nick. Had he never gone down this retarded egotistical path.


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This is such a good starting frame.

Have you ever met a man who (badly) dyes his hair and facial hair, that doesn't take another man's dick up his ass?

 

[Finger Pistols]

This is such a good starting frame

Same picture

Both of them know they fucked up, the difference is that one got stung by a bee and the other has a detractor leaking documents whenever he starts a stream.

 

[ChromaQuack]

people who criticize Barnes and Nick have terrible lives

confession through projection

Coming from the non-practicing daddy o' five who's been on a constant public melty for two years or the pug-faced retard who got what was left of his reputation shitter-shattered when people both here and on Xitter started digging into his retarded legal antics?

Matter o' fact it's probably youuuuuuuuuuuuu who is confessing through projection, bish.

 

[Major]

why would he keep mentioning leaked documents? No one except us and him would know. It's not like his subscribers lurk here

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Nick wants his kids back because that is 'winning' to him. His kids belong to him, and the state took them away. That means the state beat him and took his toys away, like his teacher took away the transformers toy all those years ago. Nick HAS to get his kids back because anything else means he lost, which is ego death for a narcissist like him.

 

[Strix454]

Interesting aside in Nick's stream last night on the subject of murder as a crime, bail and appropriate punishments.

Nick generally seems to believe that most murderers are not bad people and are not likely to repeat their crime. Based on them not being a threat to the community and the likelihood of a repeat crime being low, they deserve low to no bail and (probably) short sentences in prison.

But on the other hand, black people who live in the wrong places deserve high bail and long sentences based on Nick's extensive knowledge of them from the TV show like "the wire".

Its an interesting unlikely mix of some very liberal ideas (crime should dealt with based on the threat the person poses to the community in future rather than what they did) and good old fashioned racism which says you punish "those people" differently.

 

[NetSphere]

Heard we got some actual news recently on Nick, could anyone give me a summary of what happened recently ? I had real life stuff that took away all the time that I could have spent here

 

[Goatchoker]

Heard we got some actual news recently on Nick, could anyone give me a summary of what happened recently ? I had real life stuff that took away all the time that I could have spent here

Please don’t.
For fuck’s sake.

 

[Swole McPole]

I suspect that this is the main culprit in Nick's mind.

Rekieta would loathe her just based on her BMI alone.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Nick generally seems to believe that most murderers are not bad people and are not likely to repeat their crime. Based on them not being a threat to the community and the likelihood of a repeat crime being low, they deserve low to no bail and (probably) short sentences in prison.

Murderers should be treated lightly? Attention, Spicer police, please check Nick's basement and yard for possible bodies.

 

[sallowhal]

Heard we got some actual news recently on Nick, could anyone give me a summary of what happened recently ? I had real life stuff that took away all the time that I could have spent here

go back 100 pages then read the highlights

 

[ChromaQuack]

Murderers should be treated lightly? Attention, Spicer police, please check Nick's basement and yard for possible bodies.

Well, nobody has heard anything about Qayla for a while right?