Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

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She's so predictable.
a) they definitely did not phrase it like that, she's a lying bitch
b) in fact I'd bet it didn't actually come with a caveat at all, let alone a snarky one
c) she's very predictable with the Disney shit
d) if my kid was this ungrateful to get five fucking hundred dollars for their birthday, I'd probably set up a trust for my grandkid that she legally couldn't access and send any future monies to that instead just to annoy her

Goddddd, she's such a twat.
 
Wow, Becky. Thought you urgently needed money to get Hannah safely out of the country because something something Trump. Glad that eating junk food with Samuel Austin Dominguez of Ventura CA at Disneyland while you publicly sexually roleplay a Mommy/Son situation is more important.
 
Wow, Becky. Thought you urgently needed money to get Hannah safely out of the country because something something Trump. Glad that eating junk food with Samuel Austin Dominguez of Ventura CA at Disneyland while you publicly sexually roleplay a Mommy/Son situation is more important.
According to Google it costs 255 euros so they could easily use that to pay for the application and still have over 200 left. But why use your own money when you can grift it plus some extra from twitter "friends"? She'll probably tell them it would cost thousands so they'll make bigger donations to her weed fund
 
Bitch, TAKE THE GOD DAMN BABY TO DISNEYLAND!
lol at the naive orbiter who assumed Becky is taking Hannah with her

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I wonder if Becky is going to try to pretend Sam is her tard wrangler and that she's nonverbal autistic in order to get front of line passes for disabilities.

Hannah staying at home while mom blows the $500 (that she got from the parents she says she's never talking to any more) at Disneyland with her new young boyfriend is probably the lowest she's ever sunk.

This particularly makes me MATI.

She's still caught up in the absolutely bugfuck insane opinions of childfree people about babies. "LOL she won't remember it anyway." Ye...es, that's true. You don't do it at that age because it's so memorable, you do it because it absolutely delights them.

And babies Hannah's age fucking love Disneyland and Disney World. They love all the dark rides where they can ride in mom's lap, like Haunted Mansion and Peter Pan. They can even have a little bit of a thrill with Pirates of the Caribbean doing a drop, or a spin on the teacups. Six month olds are pretty much the perfect age for "it's a small world," and adults grin and bear it for their sake. Disneyland in particular has some stuff for babies that the other parks don't, like the Casey Jr. train, which kids under 4 are absolutely entranced by.

What's more: It literally costs nothing to bring Hannah to Disneyland. Until the day after she turns 3, she gets free admission.

Now they're not even bothering taking her until she turns 1, and even then it's just a Becky photo shoot, because hey, she won't remember it, so who cares about her actual experience, it only counts if she brings it up in therapy later.

Becky thinks neglect is a freebie until Hannah can form long-term memories of it. That explains a lot.
 
I wonder if Becky is going to try to pretend Sam is her tard wrangler and that she's nonverbal autistic in order to get front of line passes for disabilities.

Hannah staying at home while mom blows the $500 (that she got from the parents she says she's never talking to any more) at Disneyland with her new young boyfriend is probably the lowest she's ever sunk.

This particularly makes me MATI.

She's still caught up in the absolutely bugfuck insane opinions of childfree people about babies. "LOL she won't remember it anyway." Ye...es, that's true. You don't do it at that age because it's so memorable, you do it because it absolutely delights them.

And babies Hannah's age fucking love Disneyland and Disney World. They love all the dark rides where they can ride in mom's lap, like Haunted Mansion and Peter Pan. They can even have a little bit of a thrill with Pirates of the Caribbean doing a drop, or a spin on the teacups. Six month olds are pretty much the perfect age for "it's a small world," and adults grin and bear it for their sake. Disneyland in particular has some stuff for babies that the other parks don't, like the Casey Jr. train, which kids under 4 are absolutely entranced by.

What's more: It literally costs nothing to bring Hannah to Disneyland. Until the day after she turns 3, she gets free admission.

Now they're not even bothering taking her until she turns 1, and even then it's just a Becky photo shoot, because hey, she won't remember it, so who cares about her actual experience, it only counts if she brings it up in therapy later.

Becky thinks neglect is a freebie until Hannah can form long-term memories of it. That explains a lot.
Babies brains are developing rapidly. They need novelty and stimulation. It doesn’t matter about “memory” - it matters about development!

This is why moms make sensory bins and plan field trips for their babies. So they can experience new things while their brain forms.

Babies don’t remember playing with ice cubes, rolling in grass at the park, or seeing the jellyfish at an aquarium. But it’s all so important for their development. Baby toys are okay - but experiencing temperature, taste, movement, and full immersion into novelty is where the brain really gets to thrive. Baby toys and playmats should be supplemental to experience.

Studies show that mice in a stimulating cage have thicker and healthier brains than mice in a bare cage. Now extrapolate that to a human baby who is rapidly building neural connections. Hannah is in a bare cage.

No maternal instinct. No maternal instinct at all. To her, it’s only important that Hannah remembers it so that Hannah can give her credit for it.
 
I only agree with Becky that Hannah doesn’t need Disneyland because I don’t believe ANYONE needs Disneyland. Take Hannah to the beach, a botanical garden, the zoo, a museum, literally anywhere else other than Disneyland. It’s an overpriced nightmare absolutely packed full to the brim with Midwestern family reunions in matching T-shirts complaining about the cost of a Dasani water bottle, band kids on school field trips, and (the overwhelming majority) disgusting pervert childless adults in various stages of performative visibility disability.

For any Midwesterner family reunions looking for a SoCal theme park experience that doesn’t suck shit directly out of a faggot’s asshole, try Legoland instead. It’s designed with young children in mind including age appropriate play spaces, rides, and attractions that appeal specifically to toddlers and preschoolers. It has its own aquarium and water park too. There are even themed hotels right out front for the full experience. Carlsbad is great and the proximity to the ocean keeps the temperature milder. Parking is much easier at Legoland and there is never a crowd even halfway as large as what Disney pulls.
 
I only agree with Becky that Hannah doesn’t need Disneyland because I don’t believe ANYONE needs Disneyland. Take Hannah to the beach, a botanical garden, the zoo, a museum, literally anywhere else other than Disneyland. It’s an overpriced nightmare absolutely packed full to the brim with Midwestern family reunions in matching T-shirts complaining about the cost of a Dasani water bottle, band kids on school field trips, and (the overwhelming majority) disgusting pervert childless adults in various stages of performative visibility disability.

For any Midwesterner family reunions looking for a SoCal theme park experience that doesn’t suck shit directly out of a faggot’s asshole, try Legoland instead. It’s designed with young children in mind including age appropriate play spaces, rides, and attractions that appeal specifically to toddlers and preschoolers. It has its own aquarium and water park too. There are even themed hotels right out front for the full experience. Carlsbad is great and the proximity to the ocean keeps the temperature milder. Parking is much easier at Legoland and there is never a crowd even halfway as large as what Disney pulls.

Legoland is a good choice too. But Becky already has annual passes for Disneyland, and can literally take Hannah for free. And Becky already enjoys Disneyland, knows its layout, and knows what she enjoys there. She could go to her own "happy place" and bring the kid along. Of course, Becky's also obsessed with Legos, so Legoland seems like another good choice, though I don't think we've ever heard about her going there or we'd get a photo.

Hannah has not left the house other than for doctor visits. Becky obsessively documents her life even when it's a very bad idea and would take photos of any trip, or at least tweet about it.

To my knowledge, the only time Becky has been to the beach was when her brother came to visit, because he wanted to see it as an upstate New Yorker who has nothing like that locally. There's never been a casual reference to just getting back from the beach et cetera. I'm sure it would mess up the dye job, so it's not even under consideration.

There are so many cool things in an hour's driving radius of Becky's house. Hannah could go to the natural history museum and gawk at the dinosaur skeletons (very fun, even babies are awed by them). But straight-up going to Disneyland and leaving the kid at home is insane. I can't imagine what Becky's asspatting followers on Twitter tell themselves to make her actions seem anything other than deeply demented, even sadistic.

It's doubly fucked up when you remember that Sam has a "mommy" kink. The nature of this trip means you can absolutely bet this is some sort of freaky kink thing where Becky takes her "little" to enjoy the kiddie rides as some sort of prelude to incest fantasies.

It's seriously hard for me to wrap my head around it. She's taking her fetlife pretend child to Disneyland to spend as much money as possible, while leaving the real child at home, naked with a propped bottle attached to a diaper changing pad so she can fall asleep on the kitchen countertop.
 
I read somewhere that to determine how destitute a single mother was, one of the metrics was “how many planned activities do you have for your children a week.” If it was 1 or less, it increased the “poverty” score for the family.

Planned activities could be anything from going to the park/library to movie night to playing with a tub of shaving cream.

Literally don’t remember what this metric was from. But I remember being irritated that poor mothers who plan activities for their kids were penalized under this system. You’re poor but you take your children to the library after school twice a week? Guess you don’t really need that help after all!

Regardless, Bex is doing worse than destitute single moms who need government assistance to survive.
 
I read somewhere that to determine how destitute a single mother was, one of the metrics was “how many planned activities do you have for your children a week.” If it was 1 or less, it increased the “poverty” score for the family.

Planned activities could be anything from going to the park/library to movie night to playing with a tub of shaving cream.
Becky's idea of "planned activities" with Hannah is strapping her in the stroller and parking it in the living room.
 
Honestly, whatever on all the studies and stuff - I'm sure they're true - but she should be taking Hannah places because. . . She enjoys being around her child that she so desperately wanted? Taking your kid places because it's good for their lil squishy brains is all well and good, but more than that, it's startling to me how little she clearly enjoys being around Hannah. Can't wait to see her excuses why she can't hang out with her kid once she's older.
 
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Yes, her first birthday will be "for the parents" and so will the following one, and the one after that... and the next one. Hannah will never have a single milestone, occasion or achievement that is celebrated just for her, or done for her joy only. She literally exists to be a foil for becky to reflect herself off for an audience of twitter dregs and fetlife cucks. It's depressing as fuck.
 
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She's so predictable.

I know we discussed a few pages back the value of taking a young baby to a theme park (of which I appreciated @Diana Moon Glampers insights) but while I have mixed feelings on taking a baby to Disney...I don't think I could just go to Disney and leave a baby of mine at home.

Like I would be thinking the entire time how great it would be to see them react to everything. Or just missing being with them.

I dunno if it was my first birthday as a mom I would be making a big deal about it being the first birthday as a mom.

The part that makes me the most sad. The cucks let her treat Hannah like that. They see nothing wrong with strange men coming over, the baby being fed in this incredibly lazy detached way, or making excuses as to why not include her on special events.

I mean even Robin just took her family out on vacation! The lady that literally messed up her firstborn with a woo birth and spends most of her day glued to Instagram is more of a mom than Bex is to her child.

I used to hope at least Daniel would look out for her. But she doesn't even have that really. Poor kid...
 
Honestly, whatever on all the studies and stuff - I'm sure they're true - but she should be taking Hannah places because. . . She enjoys being around her child that she so desperately wanted? Taking your kid places because it's good for their lil squishy brains is all well and good, but more than that, it's startling to me how little she clearly enjoys being around Hannah. Can't wait to see her excuses why she can't hang out with her kid once she's older.
I don’t have kids myself, but every single new parent I’ve ever met has their life revolving around the baby. They just wouldn’t go on vacation without the baby. The idea would terrify them.

What sucks is that all this shit Becky’s doing is exactly what we predicted. I was wondering if having a baby would change her - I’ve seen a baby work wonders on formerly irresponsible, lackadaisical people. But no, she’s still a vile, self-centred bitch.
 
No fan of Trump but I'm looking forward to absolutely unhinged meltdowns if he gets one of those Reagan-looking electoral landslide maps. Imagine that.
I have never hoped harder for a Trump win - not that it would actually affect her in any way - I just want her to be miserable.

But then again she’s always miserable, so.

And we're back to badmouthing Mami and Papi after they cut her a check for half a grand. What a nasty, ungrateful sow. I hope Hannah puts her through all the same shit.
 
Wow, Becky. Thought you urgently needed money to get Hannah safely out of the country because something something Trump. Glad that eating junk food with Samuel Austin Dominguez of Ventura CA at Disneyland while you publicly sexually roleplay a Mommy/Son situation is more important.
Maybe the Disneyland trip is to distract Trump with his primary target so Hannah can be snuck out of the country to Germany.
 
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