Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
Now that we know that the 9 year old is on Ritalin for her ADHD, what are the chances that Rekieta either:

a.) Had snorted up all the kid's Ritalin and so had to find her a substitute, or
b.) Just got the notion that if Ritalin is good for ADHD, how much better would cocaine be?

He might have got the idea that because it 'works well' for him (and by 'works well', I mean it has deluded him into thinking he derives some superior benefit from cocaine when compared to his prescribed stimulant) then surely it would also 'work well' for his nine year old daughter?
 
I’m really annoyed by how Nick framed the CPS doc drop.

“Stalker Kiwis, don’t you know this is just if I mess again? These aren’t the real plans!”

I’m pretty sure everyone here was like, “lol, he’s gonna have to go through drug inspections and drug testing to get his kids back”.

I don’t know how he gets his kids back without that being a part of any plan.
 
I don’t know how he gets his kids back without that being a part of any plan.
He doesn't want his kids back. I don't care what he says. He's a proven liar, so his words should never be taken at face value.

His actions clearly state that he doesn't want them back. But I at least appreciate him confirming at every opportunity that the document drops are real.
 
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I have a request that I think the entire thread would like to see. Is it possible to ask Montegraph if you could do a post-trial interview? You’ve talked to him before and it’d be interesting to hear his opinion should he win.

The trial is not for a while, but honestly Rekieta is a retard if he lets it go to trial. Schneider (Monty’s lawyer) probably will hold him back a bit, but I think they have it in the bag. You can’t unfuck the defamation case.
 
So he's just abandoned rumble as a platform at this point?
Who can blame him? Rumble was a barely-functioning kludge on release and it hasn't gotten any better. You know, like a tech company is supposed to. We all knew this would happen eventually. The only big people on Rumble are the people who Rumble pays to be there. Locals still seems to have some use as "right wing Patreon," but that's it.
Also, Barnes is now implying he was "too smart" to become a prosecutor lol, that's why he couldn't get a job interview.
The two best lawyers in the confederation right here. Roll out the gold-fringed flags for these Article 4 free inhabitants. I am now convinced that the psychosis that Nick and Barnes both have is a version of the psychosis that infects SovCits. There isn't a secret magic spell in the probable cause memo that causes the whole pile of evidence to collapse.
His actions clearly state that he doesn't want them back. But I at least appreciate him confirming at every opportunity that the document drops are real.
He wants the trust fund money and any support from daddy that he was getting for the 5 kids. Keep them starving because Daddy needs a new Lincoln Navigator.
 
Nick generally seems to believe that most murderers are not bad people and are not likely to repeat their crime.
I have actually had lawyers, cops AND judges tell me that among the scum they've dealt with, the murderers have been the least troublesome. And in my personal experience (okay only two), I got along fine with every (convicted) murderer I knew, one before and one after his crime. I also knew another guy who shot someone in the head (who was shooting at him first and yes it was drug turf shit) and the other guy (who lived) actually showed up and testified truthfully that yes, he had fired first.

I'm actually convinced from both secondhand sources and my own minimal experiences that most people who commit a murder had a comprehensible reason for it other than just pure evil. Often it doesn't rise to the level of something that gives you an actual legal defense, but it's very often something that you could see yourself doing given a slightly different set of circumstances.

It usually isn't "shot a man in Reno just to see him die."

Nick is also actually correct that murderers have one of the lowest recidivism rates of any crime.

Oh wait what was I sperging about? Oh yeah, given the choice between the murderers I've known and Nick I'd trust the murderers more to take care of a child.
But on the other hand, black people who live in the wrong places deserve high bail and long sentences based on Nick's extensive knowledge of them from the TV show like "the wire".
Oh but he isn't racist because he has a black friend. Or at least he did before his black Carlton Banks ass friend ditched him for being too much of a nigger.
He doesn't want his kids back. I don't care what he says. He's a proven liar, so his words should never be taken at face value.
He's a piece of shit. He makes Ethan Ralph look like Dad of the Year. At least Ralph abandoned his kids at an age where they won't even remember him. Nick's kids are going to grow up knowing their own dad hated them. There's zero doubt they've been taunted by other kids about their drug-addled cuck faggot of a dad and their whore of a mother.

"Hey Rackets kid, got any naked pictures of your mom?" [on the verge of tears] "N-n-no. . ." "Want some?" [uproarious laughter]

I hope this subhuman eats shit in prison although he probably won't.
 
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(Credit to @elb for the clip)

This fat bastard is threatening legal action against Josh because Josh is "lying" about him. What lie dumb motherfucker? You said we wanted to publish the bodycam footage because this site is full of sick and disgusting people (implying we want to prey on the kids) and later changed your story to "I only wanted to warn Kiwi Farms about the publishing of the bodycam footage":

 
Its an interesting unlikely mix of some very liberal ideas (crime should dealt with based on the threat the person poses to the community in future rather than what they did) and good old fashioned racism which says you punish "those people" differently.
Nick really is a faggot and a failed conservative fused into a single body. How torturous it must be managing the cognitive dissonance, no wonder he drinks and puts his balls in a vice
 
This fat bastard is threatening legal action against Josh because Josh is "lying" about him. What lie dumb motherfucker? You said we wanted to publish the bodycam footage because this site is full of sick and disgusting people (implying we want to prey on the kids) and later changed your story to "I only wanted to warn Kiwi Farms about the publishing of the bodycam footage":
Look I'm just speculating here, but those nice pieces of furniture behind him look like they cost some money and were paid from a bank account that while not loaded I'm sure holds many a Benjamin.

Unlike most cows, Barnes does have blood, he's no stone. You get what I'm saying?
Nick really is a faggot and a failed conservative fused into a single body. How torturous it must be managing the cognitive dissonance, no wonder he drinks and puts his balls in a vice
That's just called a lolbertarian.
 
it's like everyone in the balldoverse is playing "who can be the most retarded middle aged faggot" when it comes to the bodycam footage.

sorry buddy, but despite your best efforts my vote is still going towards that dumb bitch who cried and said we were hurting nicks healing process by laughing at him or whatever.
 
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This man blows goats. I have proof.
You're just a no-good lying member of the corrupt deep state just like the rest of them. Next you're going to tell me that the moon landing was real and that there are no aliens in area 51. In a few weeks, Barnes is going to be mouthing off about the dear feeder being a glowie.

The kids have been doxxed, both here and in other places, for years, and yet somehow we haven't done anything untoward to the kids. Also we've all been interested in the footage of the house and what a pigsty it is, not of the kids' faces. Get over it Barney-bros.
 
I really have no idea what I'm expected to do when he now continuously, belligerently tries to antagonize me. I have been nothing but polite to him.
He apparently does this to every ex-client. He even shit on Wesley Snipes, whose case is the only reason this bloviating, puffed-up popinjay even has a reputation at all.

Hire this guy, he snakes on you. It's as constant as the tide.

Never hire this loser snake piece of shit. He will inevitably betray you in an absolute desecration of the duty of a lawyer, while meaningwhile remaining an absolute pussy who will stay just barely on the right side of the RPCs.
there are no aliens in area 51.
There are definitely ayylmaos in Area 51.
 
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