Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Polska krowa]

Years ago he did P90X it's a 90 day fitness / diet program and you're supposed to take a picture of yourself before and after and most people if they follow it wind up losing weight and gaining muscle. He looked exactly the same but claimed that all this we saw was muscle.

Here are the before and after pics for anyone who wants a laugh

 

[Crex Crex]

Here are the before and after pics for anyone who wants a laugh
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Before: fat as fuck
After: still fat as fuck, but with a new shirt.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Before: fat as fuck
After: still fat as fuck, but with a new shirt.

I literally see no difference. Also having four strokes or whatever has not changed him one bit. He’s gotten VERY lucky in that he isn’t brain dead, vegetative or otherwise seriously impaired.

 

[densedance]

I literally see no difference. Also having four strokes or whatever has not changed him one bit. He’s gotten VERY lucky in that he isn’t brain dead, vegetative or otherwise seriously impaired.

Which is really ironic. There are bunch of people that died to a "small" Stroke or got turned into a vegetable eventough they don't deserve it. Or are people that are living actively & try their best to remain vital. But Jack? Fucking hell ..

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Here are the before and after pics for anyone who wants a laugh
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It’s like an ad for a diet center…

 

[indomitable snowman]

Growing up I had a teacher who was severely overweight, but he had a condition where he couldn't ever feel full. I wonder if it was similar.

He was a kick ass teacher, too.

Prader-Willi?
It usually comes with developmental issues and lower cognitive impairment.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/prader-willi-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20355997

 

[lindsayfan]

he's such a self-important prick. he gloats with CHRISTIAN CHARITY over his own generosity in giving this strip-mall franchise a second chance

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Prader-Willi?
It usually comes with developmental issues and lower cognitive impairment.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/prader-willi-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20355997

No idea. He was pretty smart though so I don't think it was that

 

[Lizard Pope]

No idea. He was pretty smart though so I don't think it was that

Well, Jack checks many of those boxes...

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Super Hans v2]

If only Trump would only start up the MAGA death squads, Jack's faggot welfare queen ass would be shot right in his lazy boy. Because he's too FAT to walk up to a wall.

 

[Marc]

Prader-Willi?
It usually comes with developmental issues and lower cognitive impairment.

Maybe they were a guidance counselor.

Also doesn't know the difference between a gyro and a shawarma.

Being as he's a man with opinions and no thoughts, Jack would insist they're spelled the same, then stammer and trail off as he struggled to remember any details about either.

 

[desudesu]

It appears the Scalfani Property and studio don't get much attention in discussions, but Fatty has recently moved into the new property next door from 103 Thomas Court, Greenbrier. In another forum for enthusiastic Foodjacks, members discovered from photos Fatty shared on Facebook that he had Mommywife install TWO kitchens in the same room. This setup includes two fridges, two microwaves, two stoves, and more. How Hammy got convinced by Fatty to install two fucking kitchens for his failed Youtube "career" just boggles me.


For reference, the current blueprint of the new Scalfani property and studio:

The "two kitchens in the same room". Photo was stitched together from one of Fatty's FB rants and the other is from the property FB page. Note that Fatty didn't even bother measuring the nook for the fridge before having the kitchen built :

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Prader-Willi?
It usually comes with developmental issues and lower cognitive impairment.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/prader-willi-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20355997

There are 3 types of genetic obesity.

Polygenic, syndromic, and monogemic

Monogenic is rare and syndromic obesity usually results in severe disabilities so it’s probably not syndromic.

Monogenic obesity has an early onset. Polygenic obesity is much more common. So the teacher likely has polygenic obesity but can’t rule out monogenic causes.

 

[AltisticRight]

Here are the before and after pics for anyone who wants a laugh
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One's a fat fuck, the other is also a fat fuck.
What's even the point of this comparison?
Why do I think the second one is even FATTER?
So FAT, will NOT sex.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Which is funny, considering that Greek/Mediterranean food by and large is not carnivore friendly. There's a Tazikis in the next city over from me and most of their menu is meat with lots of carbs.

Every Greek male I know is fat, balding, grey, and obnoxious. Just like jack.

Maybe the the mailman that knocked up Jack’s mom is a Scalapolis?

 

[Tiresome]

It appears the Scalfani Property and studio don't get much attention in discussions, but Fatty has recently moved into the new property next door from 103 Thomas Court, Greenbrier. In another forum for enthusiastic Foodjacks, members discovered from photos Fatty shared on Facebook that he had Mommywife install TWO kitchens in the same room. This setup includes two fridges, two microwaves, two stoves, and more. How Hammy got convinced by Fatty to install two fucking kitchens for his failed Youtube "career" just boggles me.


For reference, the current blueprint of the new Scalfani property and studio:

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The "two kitchens in the same room". Photo was stitched together from one of Fatty's FB rants and the other is from the property FB page. Note that Fatty didn't even bother measuring the nook for the fridge before having the kitchen built :

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I'm not seeing where the two kitchens comes in. Is it because what we see behind the thousand-yard-stare cripple is reversed and on the opposite wall from the plans?

Edit: Okay, I think I get it, that hallway in common. I guess we'll need CWJ to ramp up again live from GiveMeLard Studios to see the full impact of the retardation of Jack's design choices and the depths of Tammy's pocketbook.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Here are the before and after pics for anyone who wants a laugh
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I think he's actually turned slightly in the second photo to make his gut protrude less too.

 

[p1138]

I think he's actually turned slightly in the second photo to make his gut protrude less too.

He claimed the improvement was obvious because the very front of the shirt in the 2nd photo didn't hang as low past his gut. Of course he didn't show that the shirts were cut the same... instead we got him claiming his arms were now veiny and his legs were "cut"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I think he's actually turned slightly in the second photo to make his gut protrude less too.

It's also a different camera angle. The before photo is taken from more on his stomach's side, so the stomach looks like it protrudes out more. For before/after photos you need to be shirtless and in the same exact pose, and dear god I don't want to see fatty shirtless

In 90 days, a fat ass like Jack could lose a ton of weight with just diet. Diet + exercise could result in probably 50 lbs lost, if not more