Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[he who has thus come/gone]

There is no set of circumstances where Nick isn't a complete piece of shit and an absolute failure as both a father and a human being.

Nick is such a slimy scumbag for entertaining this. Maybe that's not too surprising given that he's already lost all respect anyone had for him, his viewership, and his children, but it takes a scumbag to entertain and laugh at so much obvious bullshit from Barnes while pretending to be neutral, fair, and honorable.

If he just came out like Ralph and said "Josh is my enemy, I will treat him maliciously including through the retarded ramblings of my guests," I would respect him a lot more. It's his bullshit, holier-than-thou, "I'm a respectable lawyer who can think neutrally" attitude towards the absolute tripe of Robert Barnes that makes him lower than pond scum.

 

[AnOminous]

We could call it "the Monty Standard" since it's the legal and personal standard Nick has set out for Montagraph. "prove you didn't rape all those theoretical boys Montagraph"

Nick has always loved buggering raccoons. He's repeatedly admitted to it on stream. There's nothing more he loves than raping those tight hot racccoon assholes. We all know it's a true thing.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Gargling cuck cock is his only joy in life.

Looks like he replaced unlit cigars.

 

[McMitch]

Not yet. I asked Hardin to contact him with some concerns and he was not professional in response.

It’s too bad releasing such correspondence would reflect poorly on Hardin, because that sounds entertaining.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Never trust a lawyer

Way ahead of you, don't even need to finish the sentence I agree.

 

[Born2Sneed]

And Scandinavia is winning.

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Neither Finland nor Iceland is part of Scandinavia, Denmark is.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Yeah now that folks mention it, I do find it pretty weird and funny that Barnes has never provided conclusive proof, or any even evidence whatsoever, that he has not been operating a multinational child molestation ring.

Additionally, I find it supremely suspect that Nick has not cut ties with Barnes for not providing evidence he isn't a serial child rapist. Not a good look.

 

[Captain Manning]

He really shouldn't be talking about a former client in such a way, it could easily be inferred that Barnes has privileged information and so any claims he makes against Moon and the farms could be seen as authoritative, even when he's speculating or bullshitting. A news site with no love of the farms could even quote Barnes as "Josh Moon's former Lawyer reveals"

That's why Null is not happy. It could be interpreted as having credibility. This is coming fresh off the heels of the Epik bullshit, where Null fought for, and got, a retraction concerning their claim the site hosts CSAM.

If it were just some rando, nobody would care. Plenty of people talk shit about the Farms all the time. We kill troons... and eat babies... or something.

Fuck Barnes.

Neither Finland nor Iceland is part of Scandinavia, Denmark is.

Oh shit. I incorrectly included Finland, but left out Denmark for some reason. Sorry! My bad!

Here:

I always heard Iceland is a "sorta," for historical reasons.

Whatever the case, Scandinavian prudes are winning. Dumb drunken degenerate Pollock is losing.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Might as well go to Home Depot and fap to the plywood section.

With April, we're talking more like OSB. Don't be shit talking the humble plywood sheet like that.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Barnes is fat and I would not hire him.

 

[AnOminous]

Barnes is fat and I would not hire him.

Barnes is fat and stupid and I would file ethics complaints against him if I ever hired and then fired him.

The ethics complaints would be that he's fucking FAT! He did not disclose his obesity or that he is a puffed-up popinjay in the retainer agreement.

 

[Swole McPole]

Barnes is fat and I would not hire him.

Barnes is fat and Nick Rekeita's children would not have sex with him -- not even for an eightball of coke.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

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Both of them know they fucked up, the difference is that one got stung by a bee and the other has a detractor leaking documents whenever he starts a stream.

NGL, the leaker would be more effective at fucking with Nick if he dropped them as soon as Nick goes on or like within 5 mins of the start time

 

[AnOminous]

NGL, the leaker would be more effective at fucking with Nick if he dropped them as soon as Nick goes on or like within 5 mins of the start time

Dude, that's literally what he's doing.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Dude, that's literally what he's doing.

Its been a few hours before, i thought

 

[Watching Rekieta]

This was under the assumption he never became a drug addled retard. Not that current nick went live.
We're talkin apex of career nick. Not current nick. Had he never gone down this retarded egotistical path.


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This is such a good starting frame.

Ol' Nicky doesn't need fingernails after they took his coke away. Wonder how long he's been chewing them down to the nub.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Have you thought of giving him April's number? I'm sure she could "convince" him of your utterly professional motives.

Ok, bad choice. Qayla? Barnes could roleplay as the Grand Nagus, she could be the dabo girl, and they could LARP as guests at a Betazoid wedding. Oh shit. I need a lobotomy. That was entirely too much Trek that I recalled.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Ok, bad choice. Qayla? Barnes could roleplay as the Grand Nagus, she could be the dabo girl, and they could LARP as guests at a Betazoid wedding. Oh shit. I need a lobotomy. That was entirely too much Trek that I recalled.

They should get into DUNE roleplaying, Barnes already looks like he's the halfway state between a human and a guild navigator.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Nick Rekieta has never proven he hasn't raped a squirrel, and that's kinda weird.

I officially extend the request to Nick Rekieta to PLEASE prove he hasn't raped a squirrel.

Kayla kinda resembles a coked out squirrel.

 

[Random Internet Person]

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(Credit to @elb for the clip)

This fat bastard is threatening legal action against Josh because Josh is "lying" about him. What lie dumb motherfucker? You said we wanted to publish the bodycam footage because this site is full of sick and disgusting people (implying we want to prey on the kids) and later changed your story to "I only wanted to warn Kiwi Farms about the publishing of the bodycam footage":

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I thought Null mentioned why he’s going for the body cam footage when hr first announced the mission: to see the condition of Nick’s house. And Nick can just consent to the footage being released.