Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

I am curious about the timeline of those kitchen pics, however. It's be 1000% Tammy and Jack to throw a huge bitchfit and demand the kitchen be reoriented after it's almost totally completed.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

This thread moves too fast to be about a lard ass retard who's had 3 strokes.

 

[Tiresome]

This thread moves too fast to be about a lard ass retard who's had 3 strokes.

Everyone is faster than a lard-ass retard who's had 3 strokes.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Every Greek male I know is fat, balding, grey, and obnoxious. Just like jack.

Maybe the the mailman that knocked up Jack’s mom is a Scalapolis?

Same goes for the Italians. Ever watch Italians play bocce? They literally will fight and argue about measurements.

 

[Rinascere]

This thread moves too fast to be about a lard ass retard who's had 3 strokes.

I'd wager only about 40% of the thread is actually about Jack, and the rest is people going "well, I'm better than him because _____" so it goes pretty quick.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Also doesn't know the difference between a gyro and a shawarma.

Fatty doesn't know the difference between carnivore and keto so how do you expect him to know the difference between two things with foreign names?

instead we got him claiming his arms were now veiny and his legs were "cut"

And none of that was apparent in the video he posted. What's more he should have continued past the 90 days and kept at it to lose the fucking weight. But we all know he half-assed it. He would have done the bare minimum necessary, not cut out the fast food and kept eating like shit making the whole thing useless.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I'd wager only about 40% of the thread is actually about Jack, and the rest is people going "well, I'm better than him because _____" so it goes pretty quick.

its about 30% active death wishes, 10% things jack has done, and 60% of circular speculation as to how his corpulent form operates and how even the smallest changes that farmers do every day would radically change and improve Jacks life. There's a handful of posters about how they're actually better than Jack, but a lot more of it is Kiwi's comparing stuff they do in their own lives to make it clear just how low effort Jack fixing it really is.

He posts one video, we spend five pages talking about the awful choices that lead him there, AnOminous reminds us that he wishes Jack was dead, and the cycle repeats.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

It's looking like Jack will make it to 2025.

 

[Marc]

It's looking like Jack will make it to 2025.

Every minute is a roll of the dice. I explain it as him forgetting he's dead. Though sometimes, I suspect that Jack's body actually runs on steam; with the homunculus slug recklessly driving the body from behind the remaining eye being a terrible pilot, yet good enough with duct tape and subsystem bypass/rerouting repairs that it can restore minimal mobility sufficient for getting the entire apparatus moved between stained sofa cushions.

And although I believe these were posted together years ago, the previous page reminded me of the joy this brings me:

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

It's looking like Jack will make it to 2025.

The thing about bodies is, they’ll continue to work, until they don’t. People have dropped dead, died suddenly etc. it’s only a matter of time before he has another stroke or a heart attack. It’s coming.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It's looking like Jack will make it to 2025.

I can picture him dying due to stuffing himself to death to celebrate a Trump victory or another stroke from rigged elections.

But God nor The Devil want him so the Wendigo will just decline in health

This thread moves too fast to be about a lard ass retard who's had 3 strokes.

The fastest thing about Jack is his mouth because he spews out so much stupid shit without even trying

 

[Dead Air]

It's looking like Jack will make it to 2025.

He still has to make it past the fall gorging season.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

But God nor The Devil want him so the Wendigo will just decline in health

Just perpetual decline for another 30 years until somebody caves and takes him.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Same goes for the Italians. Ever watch Italians play bocce? They literally will fight and argue about measurements.

Bocce would be a decent game for Jack. All you need is a flat court and one working arm. Oh, and friends. Never mind.

What that modern, custom-designed house is missing is a ceiling lift in the bedroom.

 

[Crex Crex]

It's looking like Jack will make it to 2025.

That might me his only notable echievement.

 

[Marc]

It won't end with his funeral. Jack's legacy will be a lingering smell.

 

[densedance]

lol at those subtle shots at Jack

 

[Super Hans v2]

It won't end with his funeral. Jack's legacy will be a lingering smell.

Makes me wonder, when Jack inevitably gets his 7th stroke and dies, do you think that he'll get wheeled out the door, or will they blow a hole in his newly built barn and have a crane lift him out?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It won't end with his funeral. Jack's legacy will be a lingering smell.

With salmonella

 

[AnOminous]

He posts one video, we spend five pages talking about the awful choices that lead him there, AnOminous reminds us that he wishes Jack was dead, and the cycle repeats.

Unlike Boogie, I'd be at least a little sad if Jack croaked, if only because the fun would be entirely over, even if the current content is pretty depressing just watching an asshole ruin his quality of life completely and just keep going. We're never going to see a return to golden era Jack where he actually had confidence and a real media career of sorts (and could use his arms to make more complicated bilge).