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Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion
I have to believe there are some big enormous fat ladies in Austin that feel like they struck gold on hideous fast trash fashion whenever they goes to whatever thrift store Anna supposedly dumps her stuff at. Or whatever recycling-into-rags business works with them.
Her stuff is mostly fast-fashion garbage and she’s too hard on it for it to be usable after she inevitably destroys it. It all ends up in a landfill or is part of the sea of discarded trash clothes blanketing the Atacama Desert.
She returns most of it theres an infamous video of her cutting herself out a shein t-shirt and stating she will return it that way. That was about 200 lbs ago as well.
apparently about a week. She's got a dozen more to undergo if she wants to see any sort of slimming results tho. She's stupid and stubborn enough to keep going. Doctor saw dollar dollar bills when he first laid eyes on her and he wasn't wrong.
I’m not sure it’s a money thing. Insurance is paying for most of it, iirc. Could be for clout/fame but once Anna regains the weight, as I’ve said earlier, she will turn and blame the doctors
Are they? Has this actually been confirmed? I'm assuming the reason she made such a heavy-handed BWAAAAAHHHH I CAN'T MOVE WITHOUT PAIN video was because her insurance correctly sees it as unnecessary and isn't interested in covering it and she's panicking.
I mean, we still have no idea what sort of deal she's worked out with this place, nor what the net costs for her actually even are. It could be they're comping a great of a cost in exchange for exposure and that making the "how to get your insurance to cover this" vid is just part of her contract, but we have no clue because Anna's doing her normal shadiness regarding disclosing sponsorships.
I was just struck by the thought that Anna only wears these cheap clothes twice than throws them away. Maybe I’m slow and you all realized this long ago, but I assumed she was behaving like a normal person and washing her clothes and donating things she doesn’t wear anymore. I figured she used her spare room as a closet since she has so much. (Not that I really thought about it much.)
Is it possible we see hundreds of hauls with the exact same style of clothing (two piece lounge wear, dresses in the same cut just in a variety of (bright) colors, is because she just won’t do laundry? These hauls have always been crazy, not only for the insistence on neon colors, the wrong sizes, but also because there is no creativity. It’s the same thing over and over.
She likes a thing, wears it a couple times, than chucks it and rebus from a different manufacturer. Except for a couple jackets and some jeans, we rarely see things again.
I never really considered it until now but that’s it. She’s a lazy, wasteful swine.
I’d love to see what childish fantasy she wrote in her notebook though, wouldn’t you? All the things she gets to try in her new body-maybe fucking a dude? Nah, that’s way too scary.
I definitely think she wears each swimsuit only once or twice. There's no other reason on God's green earth to take, like, 20 swimsuits on one cruise trip.
Laundry, like every other chore, would be a huge hassle in her body. Most swimsuits, especially ones worn in the water, are probably stretched beyond use once she pulls them off.
Her wastefulness disgusts me much more than her juicy thighs.
It works both ways. Her heart also has much more real estate to have to pump blood into her extremities. Taller people are at a higher risk for cardiovascular problems.
This is not accurate. She‘s 5’9” not 6’9”. Tall and women men are not at a higher risk for cardiovascular problems than short people, the risk is actually lower. Little research has been done on women alone, but the papers that exist show an inverse relation, meaning taller women have less problems.
You’re thinking of people who are not just tall, but freakishly tall. Those people are notable for dying young typically from heart issues. But there is a point where every added couple inches of height make the heart and lungs stronger in a positive way. All I was ever doing was comparing her to her much shorter obese mother and sister and mentioning she’s not outlived her mother yet.
I never said she was healthy. I never said her body wasn’t suffering from long-term obesity related problems. I never said she won’t die. I never said she won’t get worse. I only said one reason why her sister died so young but Anna didn’t. Genuinely can you niggas even read
I definitely think she wears each swimsuit only once or twice. There's no other reason on God's green earth to take, like, 20 swimsuits on one cruise trip.
Laundry, like every other chore, would be a huge hassle in her body. Most swimsuits, especially ones worn in the water, are probably stretched beyond use once she pulls them off.
Her wastefulness disgusts me much more than her juicy thighs.
Didn't she do that "100 different swimsuits" once?
She would need an industrial sized washer to wash more than 2 of her tarps at a time. If she does do laundry, I'm sure she doesn't wash them according to the specific instructions and ends up ruining them.
She probably sends 80% of the shit back and the rest just gathers dust till she throws them out.
You would think she runs a fucking daycare centre with the amount of shit all over her apartment. You just know all she does is leave all her suitcases everywhere, unwashed, thigh juice drenched clothing on the floor and empty liquor bottles flavoured soda water tipped over the place. Then goes on the next paid holiday/cruise.
I could not imagine being her age, no family that cares about me, no friends to check in on me or help after a medical procedure and having to pay for some nurse. Her life is much more depressing than I actually thought.
Yes Anna, you can still make friends as an adult. It’s harder but Im sure you could find people in the AA meetings you should be going to.
I like how she starts crying and panicking and saying "why don't you like big arms!" As if this shirt isn't already able to fit 3 normal size Chinese sweatshop women
How many “friends” have we seen Anna churn through?
Christa: former sister-in-law, hasn’t been seen in years. Same for her kids, Anna’s now grown niece and nephew
Riley: former assistant (from the creepy doll video?)
EatitKatie: weirdo influencer
Curvemodel Erica: fat influencer model
Emely: fat but good natured influencer, witness to the infamous 2022 Hawaiian shrimp meltdown
Sam: drunk fat blonde chick from her previous apartment at The Bowen
???: fat blonde British “fitness” influencer from the yacht trip
Tracie: her only actual friend
Dad and Sheri: MIA or at least not wanting to be on camera. Same for the rest of the family. Anna has tons of cousins out there but she never talks about them. They’d be her peers, age wise.
I actually started working on a post addressing this very thing a couple of days but the site was being a major pain in the ass. I'll get back to it since it seems more stable now.
ugh, I'm working on a post that is pic heavy and the site is being very slow and glitchy so I'll come back and finish this post when it's behaving better. Anna has gone through A LOT of people she's claimed were close, personal friends. It's also a fun visual timeline of how much weight Anna has actually put on in the past 5 or so years.
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How many “friends” have we seen Anna churn through?
Christa: former sister-in-law, hasn’t been seen in years. Same for her kids, Anna’s now grown niece and nephew
Riley: former assistant (from the creepy doll video?)
EatitKatie: weirdo influencer
Curvemodel Erica: fat influencer model
Emely: fat but good natured influencer, witness to the infamous 2022 Hawaiian shrimp meltdown
Sam: drunk fat blonde chick from her previous apartment at The Bowen
???: fat blonde British “fitness” influencer from the yacht trip
Tracie: her only actual friend
Dad and Sheri: MIA or at least not wanting to be on camera. Same for the rest of the family. Anna has tons of cousins out there but she never talks about them. They’d be her peers, age wise.
As promised, a "master" list of sorts, of the various BFFs and very close friends that Anna has had over the years. @OttoWest pretty much covered the Austin end of folks Anna has run through.
Keep in mind that Anna has also claimed every person she has met through various sponsored influencer trips, from the ghetto Tulum trip, to Finland, to the skinny 20 year old yacht trip, are all women she is tight friends with and they had a positive life changing impact on her, even though we never heard of them before or after the trip.
Same goes for the people she's met through various events she was invited to as an influencer, including but not limited to charity auctions, galas, a green themed garden party, glass blowing, and receiving free items like custom jewelery and ugly purses, to be showcased on her social media. Those "gifts" were from close, personal friends.
Anna has had at least 4-5 interns, including Riley in New York, and too many to count or remember in Austin.
As for the NYC era:
All of this 'tism just to say that clearly these are mutual self-promotion events with each party framing it as just a bunch of fatties having the best time ever with their bff4eva! I think it's particularly important for Anna to sell it that way; that she has a vast social network and confidants across the globe.
Going on any sort of trip or vacation with Anna must be an absolute nightmare, since that is the deathknell for all these close female connections.
Most of these women did one trip or one photo shoot with Anna, then POOF. Emely must have a pretty strong backbone to tolerate Anna as long as she did; or was just that hard up for a few free trips.
So here are some of the besties from her NYC days. I couldn't find pics of her with the gay hairdresser she said was her good friend.
Jessica Torres, a fat Mexican girl with a weird hairline that writes for websites similar to buzzfeed, where they go into clothing shops, try on too small clothing and complain about it, and experiment with using hot dogs as hair rollers. Anna has one video with Jessica, where they had a slumber party and made tie dye shirts. Both Anna and Jessica have put on a substantial amount of weight since this video was made.
This girl, a fashion influencer called StylePlusCurves. Idk her real name and don't care enough to look for it. She went to Cuba with Anna for about 2 or 3 days. I believe they also did a fashion shoot together. She wasn't heard or seen again after the short Cuba trip.
This girl, a recovering junkie and anorexic Anna did a whole photo shoot with in the same lingerie. Anna claimed that she was a long time friend.
And then BodyPosiPanda, the girl who was actually really cute before making internet FA fame several years ago for letting herself go and putting on 50+ pounds. Idk who the other chicks are. More of Anna's lifelong besties that dropped off the face of the earth.
Why doesn’t she have friends? That’s easy, for all her laughter and emotional sharing, she’s a very angry person. it’s very very difficult to have large obese friend or relative. You have to consider everything that might be an obstacle to going somewhere. Can they fit in your car, if you have an SUV can they get their legs up to climb in the seat, is the seatbelt long enough, if you’re going to an outdoor activity, how far can they walk? Going to a restaurant means that you hope that there will be seats they can sit in and a table that can move to accommodate a large person. You have to deal with the constant pressure of impeding anger if the chairs are uncomfortable or people look over too often or if the food is disappointing. I love my obese family member, I work at trying to include her in things that I do but breaks my heart that she’s missing out on so much of life. Anna is a tragedy, I feel sorry for her and also infuriated that she’s peddling lies that can’t be beneficial for anyone. Shame on the sponsors who pay for her to continue shill stuff in the name of ‘inclusivity’ .
Anna is Anna's best friend. Anna only cares about herself. And snacks. If things aren't about Anna, Anna doesn't care. Calling someone a malignant narcissist is very trendy these days but in Anna's case, I think it's spot-on. It's the Anna Show. Other people, dogs, tacky and ill-fitting outfits, interns, paid-for shill "vacations", shady doctors, bagels, etc. are all just disposable props for the star of the show. This humongous clod has spent her whole life mugging for the camera with her ugly open-mouthed smile, sucking up all the attention, demanding that everyone look at her and envy her and praise her. She's marketed herself as a quirky, relatable, inspirational, fashionable fat girl but really... she's just humiliated herself over and over again for money and then called it liberation and self-love. It's sad. Not that I have any sympathy for this hella annoying Beluga, but imagine not having anyone to turn to, to love (or fuck), to hang out with, to call when you're in need. To be almost 40 and your only real support system is a paid camera man, a beleaguered and likely suicidal dog, alcohol and a couple of queetches.
she does do laundry, I'm sure she doesn't wash them according to the specific instructions and ends up ruining them.
