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Who Do You Think is the Worst Person on the Pizza Party Podcast?

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TokiBun said:
Jesus Pan looks sad. Pooners, not even once.
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Pan is someone who I can picture having a mental breakdown online because tolerating transgender shit keeps backfiring on him. It pretty much ruined his career, podcast and now personal life. an is someone who I can picture having a mental breakdown online because of tolerating transgender shit keeps backfiring on him.
 
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Battlefield2142EU said:
Pan is someone who I can picture having a mental breakdown online because tolerating transgender shit keeps backfiring on him. It pretty much ruined his career, podcast and now personal life. an is someone who I can picture having a mental breakdown online because of tolerating transgender shit keeps backfiring on him.
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Pan cried on a Toy Story video game playthrough because a chick in a ruby gloom tshirt rejected him
He also sperged out live during an adult swim segment

There was also the time pan dropped his spaghetti during a gravity falls QA when the creators of the show recognised him
Pan should just drop the pooner, go back to his parents, start working in their store and ask them to introduce him to some nice ladies
 
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Hagane said:
He knew what he was getting himself into. In fact, he probably knew at least a few months before she "came out" and didn't care because he assumed she'd turn into some dream femboy or something.

So I have zero sympathy.
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Agreed, you can see a troon out a mile away, he knew what the fuck was about to happen, I'm just waiting for him to have another sudden meltdown in the middle of his next video.
 
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Vida said:
Pan should just drop the pooner, go back to his parents, start working in their store and ask them to introduce him to some nice ladies
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We know from the podcast that Pan's dad has zero sympathy for the homeless and drug addicts. If rumors of Pan's parents being big Trump supporters are true, Pan's parents will rub it in that he wasted his life chasing after Hollywood types. He will most likely move back in with his parents at one point. His dad outright told him he only paid for art college because he thought Pan would make money with his cartoons and comics.
 
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Battlefield2142EU said:
because tolerating transgender shit keeps backfiring on him
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That's because he is not owner or part of a company that benefits from ESG or some grifter that exploits Twitter gender politics for socioeconomical gain, he is just some legit weirdo obsessed with goth/alt girls and cartoons with no real relevance to the greater scheme of things
 
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pickleparty said:
Pan's zoomer pooner gf got her tits removed is pan offically gay?

YWNBAM
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Rebel's facial expression is enough to tell me that decision to have her breasts removed was one-sided. Something tells me that behind closed doors, he even attempted to talk her out of getting the surgery but he ended up losing the argument.

I don't think he's transphobic, I just think that cis gender women are still his sexual preference. Like everyone here says, he's sad that this is the best he could get.

Hagane said:
she did sound deeper on a stream or two she's been on in the past year, but I thought it might've just been a voice modulator or something.
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Did it sound like a man's voice or did it sound like an 8th Grade boy who's voice is in that awkward in-between stage where it's deeper than a kid's voice but higher than an adults so it sounds like they have a bad cold?
 
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KoldHardTruth said:
Did it sound like a man's voice or did it sound like an 8th Grade boy who's voice is in that awkward in-between stage where it's deeper than a kid's voice but higher than an adults so it sounds like they have a bad cold?
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I can't entirely remember, but either way, it was different enough that it was surprising, at first.

From what I do remember, I'd say she sounded akin to a 13-year-old boy.
 
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KoldHardTruth said:
Rebel's facial expression is enough to tell me that decision to have her breasts removed was one-sided. Something tells me that behind closed doors, he even attempted to talk her out of getting the surgery but he ended up losing the argument.
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I have a feeling deep down that Pan doesn't even believe in transgenderism. Or not a true believer after being exposed to Izzy for years. Pan's girlfriend will probably kill herself and Pan knows he will probably get blamed for it via Twitter. Embracing the woke crowd and the LGBT community ruined his life the same way it ruined Chris-chan's life.
Hagane said:
From what I do remember, I'd say she sounded akin to a 13-year-old boy.
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Does this mean Nolan or Izzy will try to cuck pan?
 
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yatterDOmzm said:
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So much for your dreams of a big titled goth gf like raven or jynx from teen titans buster brown. Ironic, if you're stuck in the 2000s like pizza boy, don't go robbing the cradles of those who were literally IN cradles while you were on newgrounds playing skull kid in math class. A good chunk of them will jumping on the baby blue pink and white bandwagon and take away everything you wanted in a boyfriend free girl.
 
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To all this i ask, why didn't Pan got up his ass , started doing actual irl jobs in the animation industry and in time get his show up?, He has studies in arts , he personally knows people like Ian Jones-Quartey that could lend him a hand, in the span of time that he dedicated to his podcast, webcomic and Youtube videos for well over a decade he had the chance to do the usual route of starting doing small gigs doing storyboards for cartoons and working his way up, but naahhhh he spent all that valuable time lusting after goth girls on the internet
 
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A Grey Cat said:
So much for your dreams of a big titled goth gf like raven or jynx from teen titans buster brown. Ironic, if you're stuck in the 2000s like pizza boy, don't go robbing the cradles of those who were literally IN cradles while you were on newgrounds playing skull kid in math class. A good chunk of them will jumping on the baby blue pink and white bandwagon and take away everything you wanted in a boyfriend free girl.
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Man that's gotta hurt, dreaming of a big breasted goth girl only for the only girl that gave you the slightest bit of attention to get her breasts removed, and having to suck it up and stay for the sake of virtue signaling. I know that fucked him up.

What she did was very disrespectful towards women who actually had to lose their breasts for medical reasons such as breast cancer.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
So much for your dreams of a big titled goth gf like raven or jynx from teen titans buster brown. Ironic, if you're stuck in the 2000s like pizza boy, don't go robbing the cradles of those who were literally IN cradles while you were on newgrounds playing skull kid in math class. A good chunk of them will jumping on the baby blue pink and white bandwagon and take away everything you wanted in a boyfriend free girl.
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Same story as always, you gotta go on a life quest before you go on a love quest.
They probably play Fireboy and Watergirl together and he dies a little inside when she wants to play fireboy.
 
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KoldHardTruth said:
Man that's gotta hurt, dreaming of a big breasted goth girl only for the only girl that gave you the slightest bit of attention to get her breasts removed, and having to suck it up and stay for the sake of virtue signaling. I know that fucked him up.

What she did was very disrespectful towards women who actually had to lose their breasts for medical reasons such as breast cancer.
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The fuck are you on about?
Women get breast reductions and breast surgeries all the time, no one gives a shit.

Only reason we are talking about it is because it's funny Pan finally gets a GF, they decide they aren't a girl anymore, and chopped those suckers off the first chance they got

Rip Pan's goth girl dreams
 
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