📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[GloriousScarf]

At least I'd have a dick and deeper voice and a normal fucking puberty.

Apparently being a woman is abnormal. I love it when they say a lot without meaning to.

 

[Gondolindrim]

What's the saying? 'If everywhere you go smells of dogshit, check your shoes'? The mental forcefield troons have put up to prevent acknowledging it's their own abhorrent behaviour that makes everybody hate them is really quite impressive.

I also had a good chuckle at 'I just want one little corner of the internet where I can hang with the girlies'. My good sir, have you heard of Reddit? Or ResetEra? Or Tumblr? Or every other platform you've had a stranglehold on for the last 8 years? Another reason people are so sick of you is because we can't go anywhere any more without being exposed to your obnoxious bullshit.

Acting like trannies in high places aren't working tirelessly to make it impossible to criticize you is another factor in the annoyance.

Reddit will literally permaban you if you even hint that a trans person is wrong

 

[Oliver Onions]

Acting like trannies in high places aren't working tirelessly to make it impossible to criticize you is another factor in the annoyance.

Reddit will literally permaban you if you even hint that a trans person is wrong

I see a lot of parallels to Christian conservatives in the 90s and --please forgive me TERF Council-- third-wave feminists in the 2010s.

Obviously troons are much worse in terms of what they're trying to achieve, but fundamentally they have the same PR problem: when you can't laugh at yourself or accept criticism and take everything super serious eventually nobody wants to deal with you (whether they share your beliefs or not) because you're just a fucking drag to be around.

 

[Geraldine]

He's not explicit, but I'm guessing he's worried about Trump getting elected?

Updated archive link


So he has an ex in NZ.
And won't she be glad to take him in to protect him from genocide.

 

[Evil Whitey]

A gem I found before deleting Plebbit and moving here

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Joke's on them, though. This beautiful lady is too hot for all the haters!

Ah, yes. Custom picture framer. An outlier job/business.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/dear-abby-husband-hasn-t-070000107.html

Spoiler: Witness The Cusp of Trooning Out In Real Time

DEAR ABBY: My husband and I have been together for 15 years and share a 14-year-old son. We no longer have a physical relationship. I’m trying to decide if it’s worth getting a divorce. Our marital relations were what I would consider normal, at least once a week, before and during my pregnancy. However, once my son was born, it became less and less frequent. We have gone as long as two years without being intimate. This is because of my husband’s lack of interest.

We have been to counseling and had countless conversations, with me begging him to explain what the problem could be. He has spoken to his doctor and ruled out a medical issue. He refuses to admit he’s no longer attracted to me but claims he’s simply “not interested.” Is it fair to me that I have spent 14 years without the physical intimacy I long for? Must I give up the idea of ever having it? Is this enough to leave him over? — LONGING IN MICHIGAN

DEAR LONGING: Is being married to someone who refuses physical intimacy fair? No. From what you have written, I’m not sure your husband has been completely honest about his problem. This may be from embarrassment. The problem may be psychological — that he’s not attracted to any woman who has given birth. (He wouldn’t be the first.)

It could also be that his hormones need supplementing — something that should be discussed with an endocrinologist. If he’s having erectile difficulties, the specialist to consult would be a urologist. Of course, none of these doctors can help if a man doesn’t want to be helped, has a girlfriend on the side or is not completely straight. If that’s the case, the person you should consult is a lawyer. Hopefully, the divorce will be amicable.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I see a lot of parallels to Christian conservatives in the 90s and --please forgive me TERF Council-- third-wave feminists in the 2010s.

Obviously troons are much worse in terms of what they're trying to achieve, but fundamentally they have the same PR problem: when you can't laugh at yourself or accept criticism and take everything super serious eventually nobody wants to deal with you (whether they share your beliefs or not) because you're just a fucking drag to be around.

The scary part is that the troons have the government and big business providing muscle for their purity culture.

In the 1990s if someone was troubled by Christian conservatives, and of course politically they might just be "Christian," they could appeal to public sentiment, government protection from religious persecution, and maybe get help from free-speech absolutists at the ACLU.

Trans activists hold all these forces in their pocket now, but don't forget, they're still being terribly oppressed.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Spoiler

Tw for mild nsfw and transphobia ig idk

The other day some tall trans guy laughed at my height, which is like ok fuck you then you're no better, you're still trans. It just made me kinda angry, realizing even trans people will be shitty about my height. Not only do i have to be trans and bi, i also have to be short, have small ass hands and shoulders, small teeth and a very high voice. Being small is cute on girls but on guys its a joke. The only big thing about me is my stomach, which isn't cool or attractive. I wish i could just die and be born again as a real dude this time. Sure i could still be short but at least I'd be cis. At least I'd have a dick and deeper voice and a normal fucking puberty. I fucking hate everything about being trans. Literally everything. And, nsfw, i don't even have a prostate. Vagina stuff sucks and makes me uncomfortable idgaf.

Oh great !!! I'm trans!!! I get to be neither a real guy and not a real gay person either !!! Awesome!!!! My parents will never love me this is wonderful. I kinda absolutely hate everyone who enjoys this stupid ass bullshit. I feel like they're lying to me. I'll never be happy living like this. I don't feel like i fit with the other trans people. What reason do i have to be cheery and glad that I'm a freak of nature? Should i be glad 98% of people see me as a stupid chick with a gay guy fetish? Yea sure im real fucking thankfull, I'll even parade around with a rainbow flag. Everything i do is just a stupid fucking joke. I'm a joke. Even staying in the closet is stupid and pathetic. I have the choice between being a weak joke and half a man or a sad bitter woman. Thank you lord for that.

This pooner is almost enlightened. She knows exactly what she is and how the world sees her. Shame she can't make the leap to acknowledging she really is just a fag hag who likes it up the arse.

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A gem I found before deleting Plebbit and moving here

LMAO

This would make amazing random.txt

 

[DSHK]

Funnily enough, anime and manga actually aimed at girls can be pretty accurate about female bullying. But they tend to like 'cute girls doing cute things' shows that are aimed at lonely men. Kind of how they think liking lesbian porn makes them lesbians.

Any good reccommendations? Im autistic and trying to learn more about the inner workings of normie social interaction

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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No comments at the time of writing, but expect a deluge of responses effectively saying "yes you are trans and should irreparably damage yourself without delay" imminently.

Our friend here seems to have confused a perfectly natural curiosity (one that is likely shared by all people at some point in their lives) with some sort of mandate to mutilate himself in pursuit of it. Posts like these are honestly like some Minority Report premonition of a murder before it happens.

 

[DSHK]

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No comments at the time of writing, but expect a deluge of responses effectively saying "yes you are trans and should irreparably damage yourself without delay" imminently.

Our friend here seems to have confused a perfectly natural curiosity (one that is likely shared by all people at some point in their lives) with some sort of mandate to mutilate himself in pursuit of it. Posts like these are honestly like some Minority Report premonition of a murder before it happens.

Man this is sad. A lot of people are gonna be maimed and killed before the troons and queers get put back in the asylums again

 

[behindyourightnow]

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No comments at the time of writing, but expect a deluge of responses effectively saying "yes you are trans and should irreparably damage yourself without delay" imminently.

Our friend here seems to have confused a perfectly natural curiosity (one that is likely shared by all people at some point in their lives) with some sort of mandate to mutilate himself in pursuit of it. Posts like these are honestly like some Minority Report premonition of a murder before it happens.

The reason there are no public comments is because there are already 3-4 thirtysomething crossdressers in his DMs "comforting" this pubescent boy and telling him they know how he feels because they're just like him. And then when he has warmed up to them after a few days of back-and-forth messages they'll be asking for nude pics, not for horny reasons of course, they're all women here, and this is a safe queer space, and only cis men are perverts and there's none of those around in this queer rainbow family, they just want to check his appearance to see how he'll respond to estrogen. Why doesn't he put on some women's underwear and see how it feels? Send them a picture of that as well.

 

[Fat and Balding]

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>i want to be a female or at least know how it is and how it feels to live as one
how? how could you know that? so fawking retarded. what does a 14 year old male know about being female?

 

[SpookyObserver]

I see a lot of parallels to Christian conservatives in the 90s and --please forgive me TERF Council-- third-wave feminists in the 2010s.

Obviously troons are much worse in terms of what they're trying to achieve, but fundamentally they have the same PR problem: when you can't laugh at yourself or accept criticism and take everything super serious eventually nobody wants to deal with you (whether they share your beliefs or not) because you're just a fucking drag to be around.

The difference is cons and feminists of that caliber werent begging you to love them and let them in and also change the way you talk for them. Someone already said you get banned off reddit for them, but it really is every major platform that has them protected including video game chats. This is why I hate them in a special way.

 

[Fapcop]

The difference is cons and feminists of that caliber werent begging you to love them and let them in and also change the way you talk for them. Someone already said you get banned off reddit for them, but it really is every major platform that has them protected including video game chats. This is why I hate them in a special way.

Word.

None of us are free, until all of us are free to call someone a worthless tranny faggot in COD.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

 

[Susanna]

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I guess Sophie Molly forgot to put the in his username.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Any good reccommendations? Im autistic and trying to learn more about the inner workings of normie social interaction

Someone in the thread mentioned Princess Sara, an old anime adapting A Little Princess. I also remember Peach Girl revolving around female backstabbing. Funnily enough, even though girl's love is stereotypically escapist fiction for lonely guys these days, Oniisama E is is full of bullying and angst. My examples are all kind of old though, you could also ask the Anime/Manga for Girls thread about girl drama stories.

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Tranny gets called called sir by the pharmacist, gets the brilliant idea of calling her sir back. That'll show her!
Being sir-ed by pharmacist / Archive

So I go to literally fucking pick up estradiol patches today from the grocery store I work at (where the whole store knows who I am), and knows my pronouns etc...A woman I have corrected on a regular basis still uses "sir" to refer to me despite her knowing I have picked up estrogen about 20 times from her specifically. And she put emphasis on the "sir" every time. It pisses me off so much I am literally still mad. I wanted to "sir" her right the fuck back and I just might do that next time she refuses to use my pronouns (despite specifically being corrected 100+ times). This same woman stares other trans women down every time they come in the store and are generally minding their own business. And I am wearing a light pink women's tank top(with visible bra underneath) and nearly b-cups, women's shorts, and women's Keds shoes. I just don't know how this could still be confusing.....

Troon comes out to terminally ill father, only making his suffering worse:
So I came out to my dad… oof. / Archive

Hey all,
To preface, my father is old world, immigrated here when he married my mom. Legit the stereotypical immigrant parents.
I came out to my dad after trial coming out a few times to him. Things like asking if he’d be okay with a gay child; then following up with what if they’re trans; and finally mentioning a friend of mine transitioned or wants to. All went well. He couldn’t understand parents not accepting their kids. “They’re your kids, you have to love them”. He’s also at the end of his life and said he values his family being there more than anything.
Yeah not so much for me. He said this was worse than finding out he had terminal cancer. Then asked me not to change while he’s still alive. He asked me the usual questions, do I like men? do I want the surgery, tits etc. he said them in a slightly derogatory way. Then asked why I’m wasting my wife’s time.( this one hurt a lottttt). The backwards guilt came out ‘it’s your life, I can’t tell you how to live it, but please don’t change while I’m alive, let me die first’. Great I just destroyed this man’s will to live. Following all of that up with that he loves me and threw a son in there.
I know i destroyed his world, the look on his face will be burned into my memory.
I feel like such an a-hole, and maybe should have let him pass without knowing (next year or so). What was I thinking

Tranny seething that other people know that only women get periods:
“AITAH for telling a trans woman that she’ll never be a woman?” / Archive

I saw this post and it bothered me:

“I was annoyed because a trans girl who I’m friends with tried to relate to women’s issues, but the final straw was when she said that HRT gives her period pains, so I lashed out and called her a biological man. It made her cry.”

THE COMMENTS:
“I’m a trans man, and I get it. I hate when trans women insert themselves into women’s issues”
“NTA”
“NTA”
“She’s stupid for thinking that hrt gives her period pains”
“NTA”

People have ZERO FUCKING SYMPATHY for us, and it’s so tiring. I fucking hate how everybody just assumes the worst about us and doesn’t even try to understand us. Nobody EVER gives us any grace whatsoever. We’re just weird and crazy according to most people apparently.

For all his complaining about wanting sympathy, he seems to adore pillars of the community like Keffals and Philosophytube.

And like all delicate ladies, he has to shave his disgusting hairy tits:

Common tranny L:

 

[gampboonerisms]

Any good reccommendations? Im autistic and trying to learn more about the inner workings of normie social interaction

Dm me if you want. Im good at situations based things. Im dumb but i have helped my friends out.