Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[FinnSven]

I have a theory: Flutter is a tard just like Chris and Praetor wants both of them to stay radio silent as much as possible. So the tard wrangler who hangs around them takes photos when possible, and these are posted with reddit accounts that were bought. Caden or the wrangler then tell Chris and Flutter that they're basically being gangstalked and keep them paranoid using these posts as proof, to reduce of the chances of either of them going online and embarassing themselves and anyone involved. Flutter hiding her face is due to her paranoia.

Just a theory. Pls no bully.

Not impossible.

I still don’t buy the wrangler idea though.

Surely a third person lurking around Chris would have been noticed by now?

Someone once snapped some black lady who was probably just a driver for the tard home he was in.
A regular crony would be spotted, and I doubt Caden can arrange a fresh stooge each time Chris goes to the shops.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Surely a third person lurking around Chris would have been noticed by now?

We'd need a proper stalker like truck guy or someone who gets really lucky to find them together irl for that though, and even during the highest points of Chris's infamy sightings were pretty rare. The best chance for confirming a wrangler without being insane about it is if a brony KF user found them at a con.

But all these recent convenient photos taken just correctly to hide Flutter's face and posted on accounts that were either set up in advance or bought, seem like a strong indication that it isn't a rando doing it. If these empty accounts posting photos were made recently, then the explanation that these were sockpuppets made to avoid attention would make sense.

 

[King Kiwi]

We'd need a proper stalker like truck guy or someone who gets really lucky to find them together irl for that though, and even during the highest points of Chris's infamy sightings were pretty rare. The best chance for confirming a wrangler without being insane about it is if a brony KF user found them at a con.

But all these recent convenient photos taken just correctly to hide Flutter's face and posted on accounts that were either set up in advance or bought, seem like a strong indication that it isn't a rando doing it. If these empty accounts posting photos were made recently, then the explanation that these were sockpuppets made to avoid attention would make sense.

I know it's tempting to want someone to hunt Chris down until we get an interview of Flutter, but then you're no better than weens.

 

[Black Yoshi]

If it were just socks created for the sole purpose of posting pictures, understandable.

But these sock accounts were made years back. That's a long ass time to be holding onto a sock account.

I'm not gonna say it's a conspiracy. It's just very odd.

That's pretty normal for Reddit. Redditors make socks like that to do one of two things, say controversial stuff without risking a karma hit or to prevent accidentally doxxing themselves. Taking photos of Chris in the wild ticks both those boxes.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That's pretty normal for Reddit. Redditors make socks like that to do one of two things, say controversial stuff without risking a karma hit or to prevent accidentally doxxing themselves. Taking photos of Chris in the wild ticks both those boxes.

Right, but that would be a new sock account. A 4 year old sock account that has no posts or comments except one that is a photo of Chris taken in the past week is very odd

 

[The Un-Clit]

Right, but that would be a new sock account. A 4 year old sock account that has no posts or comments except one that is a photo of Chris taken in the past week is very odd

If they are Praetor accounts, I'm guessing the accounts were created for general Praetor use in a number of different possible schemes back a few years ago and simply lay fallow until needed.

New accounts may become hit with restrictions out of the blue at sites like reddit, like unable to post for a week or something and 'new' accounts made before the date the restrictions came in would be safe.

 

[PhoBingas]

Right, but that would be a new sock account. A 4 year old sock account that has no posts or comments except one that is a photo of Chris taken in the past week is very odd

That alone is why I think some of the stuff leaked on Reddit was from Praetor / Caden. You only sit on a burner account for four years for gay ops reasons. Though why not just spin up a couple new reddit accounts to arouse less suspicion? Can you still make reddit accounts with just an email or do you need a burner phone now?

New accounts may become hit with restrictions out of the blue at sites like reddit, like unable to post for a week or something and 'new' accounts made before the date the restrictions came in would be safe.

I suppose that's a good point, still it's really weird to sit on a burner account for four years, unless you're planning something with it.

 

[FinnSven]

suppose that's a good point, still it's really weird to sit on a burner account for four years, unless you're planning something with it.

That’s what doesn’t sit right.

Unless someone preemptively plans on trolling or something.
But it just not being used at all until now?

If there was one or two random shitposts in the history, that would add up.
The flip side being don’t push the being cheeky/rude to the point that some janny bans the account.

Seems very strange that someone would create an account four years ago for seemingly this purpose.

Someone else claimed that people sell Reddit accounts like this.

Is there any evidence of this?
It’s not impossible, but setting up accounts for the purpose of selling them to shit posters?
How worth the effort as even a side gig is that?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That’s what doesn’t sit right.

Unless someone preemptively plans on trolling or something.
But it just not being used at all until now?

If there was one or two random shitposts in the history, that would add up.
The flip side being don’t push the being cheeky/rude to the point that some janny bans the account.

Seems very strange that someone would create an account four years ago for seemingly this purpose.

Someone else claimed that people sell Reddit accounts like this.

Is there any evidence of this?
It’s not impossible, but setting up accounts for the purpose of selling them to shit posters?
How worth the effort as even a side gig is that?

I'd imagine there isn't much profit in it, but it's also pretty low effort to make an account and just save the login for 4 years. That being said, random redditers aren't going to buy a 4 year old sock account just to post a photo of Chris. They'll just make a new sock because no one gives a shit how old a sock account is unless there's a specific reason

 

[Tetragrammaton]

one thing to keep in mind is that while caden and praetor are currently in control of chris there are still plenty of other groups or people out there who are just waiting for a way to weasel their way in. the random reddit sock accounts that post pictures might not even be connected to caden at all. they could be another group or person entirely.

a theory that i do not think really holds much worth but is still interesting to think about is that flutter herself is actually part of another group that is slowly trying to steal chris away from praetor and into their hands. which is why most photos flutter is in always cover her face. those pictures are taken by people on her side. the ones that show her face even if its blurry are random weens.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

one thing to keep in mind is that while caden and praetor are currently in control of chris there are still plenty of other groups or people out there who are just waiting for a way to weasel their way in. the random reddit sock accounts that post pictures might not even be connected to caden at all. they could be another group or person entirely.

a theory that i do not think really holds much worth but is still interesting to think about is that flutter herself is actually part of another group that is slowly trying to steal chris away from praetor and into their hands. which is why most photos flutter is in always cover her face. those pictures are taken by people on her side. the ones that show her face even if its blurry are random weens.

Definitely possible. The 4 year old sock accounts having one post, after 4 years, and it's a Chris photo where Flutter's face is covered is kind of weird. Like how hard is it to get a photo of someone in public?

 

[FinnSven]

one thing to keep in mind is that while caden and praetor are currently in control of chris there are still plenty of other groups or people out there who are just waiting for a way to weasel their way in. the random reddit sock accounts that post pictures might not even be connected to caden at all. they could be another group or person entirely.

a theory that i do not think really holds much worth but is still interesting to think about is that flutter herself is actually part of another group that is slowly trying to steal chris away from praetor and into their hands. which is why most photos flutter is in always cover her face. those pictures are taken by people on her side. the ones that show her face even if its blurry are random weens.

Well now that you have said that, it will be interesting if another girl shows up.

Caden may have just been tolerating Flutter as she appears to be good at keeping Chris under control in public, but if he now suspects her of trying to usurp his pet tard, then the best way to counter her is find a gal pal Caden can control.

It will also confirm that Caden or cronies lurk this thread.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Right, but that would be a new sock account. A 4 year old sock account that has no posts or comments except one that is a photo of Chris taken in the past week is very odd

Long term socks are normal there for the reason I mentioned.

 

[AnOminous]

Is there any evidence of this?
It’s not impossible, but setting up accounts for the purpose of selling them to shit posters?
How worth the effort as even a side gig is that?

Just Google buy aged reddit/twitter/whatever accounts. There are sites that sell packages of 100 or more as well as individual accounts. They spin up these accounts, or buy them, karma whore to get past the newbie restrictions, then sell them. I assume a lot of the buyers are spammers/scammers.

 

[FinnSven]

Just Google buy aged reddit/twitter/whatever accounts. There are sites that sell packages of 100 or more as well as individual accounts. They spin up these accounts, or buy them, karma whore to get past the newbie restrictions, then sell them. I assume a lot of the buyers are spammers/scammers.

Well, that’s enterprising if nothing else.

 

[King Kiwi]

I'd imagine there isn't much profit in it, but it's also pretty low effort to make an account and just save the login for 4 years. That being said, random redditers aren't going to buy a 4 year old sock account just to post a photo of Chris. They'll just make a new sock because no one gives a shit how old a sock account is unless there's a specific reason

Maybe they're just trying to throw us off. Make us question ourselves.

I'm telling you right now, Flutter, these more recent photos, videos and a four year old sock account are just red herrings to drum up business.

Finland is just a load of BS. It's been confirmed that she doesn't have an accent and Flutter is probably from the United States and just told Chris that she's from Finland to cover her own ass.

If the pieces of the puzzle don't fit together, it's because they're not supposed to.

That's the plan.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The Finland stuff was always wild speculation. It's Chris, he could have became obsessed with learning Finnish because Rosechu came from there or some retardation.

 

[FinnSven]

Maybe they're just trying to throw us off. Make us question ourselves.

I'm telling you right now, Flutter, these more recent photos, videos and a four year old sock account are just red herrings to drum up business.

Finland is just a load of BS. It's been confirmed that she doesn't have an accent and Flutter is probably from the United States and just told Chris that she's from Finland to cover her own ass.

If the pieces of the puzzle don't fit together, it's because they're not supposed to.

That's the plan.

As I have pointed out before the accent thing is neither here nor there.

I could correctly identify a Finnish accent 8 times out of 10, but I was married to a Finn and have watched Finnish tv, worked with and had business dealings with Finns.

Some do have American sounding accents, because of the semi common practice of many Europeans favoring American English teachers as flat American accents cover European accents better.
Also, they watch a lot of American movies and TV shows in English. So this certainly has an effect on the younger generations.

Spoiler: Accent sperging

Could all of you, with all due respect pick out a Finnish accent from Pennsylvania Dutch reliably?

I have no doubt some of you could but we don’t know these redditors who have maybe heard her speak a few words could.

One recently was saying that she was talking in like an “anime girl” voice.
Maybe she was affecting a voice? Maybe that is her real voice?
Some grown women do have little girlish voices.
The woman who voiced Betty Boop still spoke in general like a twee little 6 year old even in her sixties-seventies.

I have also often become annoyed when living in certain places and being told by the locals that I sound Australian, I don’t, I sound like Dexter Fletcher when he was in lock stock and two smoking barrels and the Rachel papers. I have a mixture of RP with Faaaking Savern and eeest Landin, though some fuckers thought I sounded a bit Belfast and saffa. So fair does.

I was regularly told while tending bar in one Northern city that my Irish manager had said this and that. I didn’t have an Irish manager, my manager was a broad Glaswegian and it seemed retarded to me that these Yorkshire folks couldn’t tell the difference. They did think most other English accents were “London” though, including Geordie and Scouse. (Anyone from the UK knows exactly how amazingly stupid to get those confused with anything southern.)

I on the other hand could pick out Birkenhead from Scouse, Wigan from Lancaster and even tell most londoners which borough they are from.


If anyone manages to get a recording of her talking a few sentences, I can give it a listen of course but I firmly don’t think random redditors brief assessments of her accent are reliable.

For the record though I also doubt she is Finnish.
It’s probably a red herring, I mean fuck knows why Chris does anything including studying Finnish?

 

[Abella]

Definitely possible. The 4 year old sock accounts having one post, after 4 years, and it's a Chris photo where Flutter's face is covered is kind of weird. Like how hard is it to get a photo of someone in public?

It’s definitely weird, but when it comes to Chris and people orbiting him, none of it surprises me. Redditors doing stuff like that definitely doesn’t surprise me.

The Finland stuff was always wild speculation. It's Chris, he could have became obsessed with learning Finnish because Rosechu came from there or some retardation.

I’d believe that, some autismos just randomly like becoming infatuated with European cultures.

 

[King Kiwi]

Well now that you have said that, it will be interesting if another girl shows up.

Caden may have just been tolerating Flutter as she appears to be good at keeping Chris under control in public, but if he now suspects her of trying to usurp his pet tard, then the best way to counter her is find a gal pal Caden can control.

It will also confirm that Caden or cronies lurk this thread.

I'm telling you, they're in a polyamorous thruple and it's just a matter of time before they invite Twisted Freak.