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Validation.
this, outside the frankenwieners which have the pump installed it is all just validation for their fetish. there are pooners who have arm sausage which they cant even urinate out of, it is just a flap of clit skin hanging there. no functionality at all. at least when troons get amholes they can shove transformers inside of it.
 
this, outside the frankenwieners which have the pump installed it is all just validation for their fetish. there are pooners who have arm sausage which they cant even urinate out of, it is just a flap of clit skin hanging there. no functionality at all. at least when troons get amholes they can shove transformers inside of it.
Hey there, that’s just misinformation!

I’ll have you know that I have seen several examples of pooners managing to pee out of their rotdog in between strictures.

Their streams may be puny, weak and ladylike, but they’re coming out of an 8 inch coke can dong!

Imagine the validation in standing and milking your rotdog empty off piss!
 
It's like hippie chicks naming themselves shit like Moonflower or Leaf. Or goths with names like Dementia Raven Way. Or the skinhead kids in This Is England. Edgy teens have always had nicknames or in-group names different from their government names, it's usually looked on as embarrassing or nostalgic in hindsight when they get older. These are grown adults doing it, though, and naming themselves, you're supposed to give each other nicknames. Reminds me of the Manson family a bit, or other cults where people get new names and identities to show loyalty and shed the idea of their old self.
Oh yeah, and the Myspace scene kids with their names like "Rebecca Razorblade" and "Hayley Homicide", though I'm pretty sure in those cases the names were also self applied, to have something edgy to put on their profile so other people with similar taste in music and clothes would see their devotion to the identity and add them as friends. Same shit, different era, only this time it's trying to sell itself as a legitimate political movement and do actual physical harm to members of the subculture (okay, maybe some of the scene kids thought it'd be cool to get a tattoo or piercing they ended up regretting, but that pales in comparison to troon surgeries). Worse still, there's got to be at least some who've legally changed their names to Bug, Fork, Mouse, Blue, Sock... I even found a whole list of random nouns as "non binary" name suggestions: https://www.tumblr.com/makemesing-o...of-weirdnounnature-non-binary-or?source=share

Imagine being one of these women, one day waking up, having a moment of clarity and realising you've been sucked into a fad that's not only downright nonsensical but also dangerous, and you've got a face full of piercings, a stupid name on your driver's licence, and massive scars on your chest, possibly a lack of nipples, and body hair in places where it otherwise doesn't grow when you're female (assuming the non binary pooner took T) to show for it. That'd be a hard L to take.
 
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BASED THERAPIST VS ANGRY POONERS!

A based therapist had the audacity to give a lil’ pooner a good reality check:

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Cue the frog-voiced choir of outrage from a gaggle of 5’ pooners all going: “Dood! DOOD!”

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lol! Surely “sneakysquiggles” knows what she is talking about, never gets clocked and like her fellow pooners isn’t offering the most feminine kind of support!

If this was IRL, I’m picturing these chicks all running after the crying OP down the hallway: “Don’t listen to him Electrical Froyo! That guy is a JERK!”
Just another reminder to trannies that stealth is an illusion. It's like the sacred cows in India not realizing they too could make a nice hamburger if they left their protected zone.
 
My dood Ains - or how she would rather be called now, "A.J." complains about people staring dumbfounded at her crotch when she wears a packer. She specifically says that it happens with people who know she is trans, and everyone does that, "cis" and trans alike. It's really frustrating for her because she gets such a kick - I'm sorry, gender euphoria - out of wearing it, but you weirdos are totally ruining it for her.



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Gee, A.J., I don't know why people do it, I really have no idea. Maybe it's because despite affirming you night and day everyone, including troons, pooners and so-called enbies, knows exactly what trans man is and what a trans woman is, and knows exactly what a female is and what a male is, so when they see a female with a bulge which is something that isn't supposed to be there, they do a double take. Just a thought that occurred to me just now, I don't know.


they love to paint others as perverts. Dood, we are not the ones who put synthetic phallus down our pants and getting a good feeling out of it.
 
My dood Ains - or how she would rather be called now, "A.J." complains about people staring dumbfounded at her crotch when she wears a packer. She specifically says that it happens with people who know she is trans, and everyone does that, "cis" and trans alike. It's really frustrating for her because she gets such a kick - I'm sorry, gender euphoria - out of wearing it, but you weirdos are totally ruining it for her.

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Gee, A.J., I don't know why people do it, I really have no idea. Maybe it's because despite affirming you night and day everyone, including troons, pooners and so-called enbies, knows exactly what trans man is and what a trans woman is, and knows exactly what a female is and what a male is, so when they see a female with a bulge which is something that isn't supposed to be there, they do a double take. Just a thought that occurred to me just now, I don't know.


they love to paint others as perverts. Dood, we are not the ones who put synthetic phallus down our pants and getting a good feeling out of it.
Most packers are also rather large, even for a man-sized man, and if I see a manlet with a huge dick I'm going to look. Most pooners have no sense of proportions. The medium size they have on transguysupply.com is 4", that will look gargantuan on someone her size, since it won't move and bend with the body like a real package.
 
Most packers are also rather large, even for a man-sized man, and if I see a manlet with a huge dick I'm going to look. Most pooners have no sense of proportions. The medium size they have on transguysupply.com is 4", that will look gargantuan on someone her size, since it won't move and bend with the body like a real package.

A flaccid penis is nowhere near the size of those packers.

So yeah, when you see someone with a giant bulge, you assume they have an erection.

If these chicks knew anything about men, they’d realize how mortifying it is to walk around in public with a 6 inch erect cock.

But of course they don’t, so instead we get more whining which is just par for the course for these chicks.
 
Most packers are also rather large, even for a man-sized man, and if I see a manlet with a huge dick I'm going to look. Most pooners have no sense of proportions. The medium size they have on transguysupply.com is 4", that will look gargantuan on someone her size, since it won't move and bend with the body like a real package.


T4T Sweatpants.


They know.

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BASED THERAPIST VS ANGRY POONERS!

A based therapist had the audacity to give a lil’ pooner a good reality check:

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Cue the frog-voiced choir of outrage from a gaggle of 5’ pooners all going: “Dood! DOOD!”

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lol! Surely “sneakysquiggles” knows what she is talking about, never gets clocked and like her fellow pooners isn’t offering the most feminine kind of support!

If this was IRL, I’m picturing these chicks all running after the crying OP down the hallway: “Don’t listen to him Electrical Froyo! That guy is a JERK!”
I think it's worthwhile putting the pics of these women swearing that she'll pass because they "pass" too.

I would like to start an awareness campaign for straight men to understand the reason they get weirded out when they see a really short "man" with wide hips is because she's a pooner. Most men don't think about this shit so they just ignore it.
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Lesbian cosplaying Tim Heidecker
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This is her after her "magic" haircut
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Pooner's voice clip asking if she passes. TOTALLY not a put on, insecure voice, BTW


KD Lang totally passes, guys.
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Bull dyke Guy Fieri giving advice
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I can't believe someone with as big of health problems as she has is giving this advice.
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No personal pic, but this was too funny to not share
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Hi all! I’m a phallo guy, but after all my complications, my penis is around 2.5”-3” and curves quite significantly up and to the left. I’m about 8 weeks post glansplasty, fistula repair, and liposuction and a just over a major infection. So I still have a lot of swelling and as a result, the penis is quite stiff and does not bend or move around much.

I got the go ahead to restart voiding trials again and I’m struggling with figuring out how to pee with clothes on. My pee stream is a bit wild and tends to drip and run backwards towards my scrotum as it starts to a slow down towards the end.

Do you all have any suggestions on how to navigate standing to pee while also keeping my underwear and pants dry?

(I still have my SP catheter- hoping to get it out soon. So I’m wearing sweatpants til I get the tube out, but it’s harder than I thought to get the front of the pants down far enough that I don’t pee on them)

Thanks!
 
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Not sure if I posted this before. Getting it off my computer. It's a d00d embracing another d00d who is having a manly cry over a super important thing.


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I absolutely despise these two!
I can't understand why they have followers and supporters. There is literally only two possible scenarios here. Either:
1- Bug really is as impaired as she makes out to be. If this is the case, then I'm certain that someone with that level of incapacity to understand human interaction and react appropriately would not have the capacity to properly consent to a sexual relationship and Alex, who supposedly sees her at her worst, and helps her cope day to day, is abusing her sexually and maybe emotionally and in other ways. Or:
2- Bug and Alex are faking all of this and are literally mocking autistic people with their infantile playacting and should be called out for the disgusting ableism they are displaying as well as the fraud they are committing against their supporters who believe they are helping someone who is in no way as badly off as they pretend.
Either way, they are repulsive for those things and also their videos are viscerally repulsive as well. I don't think they're porn-adjacent, I think they literally get off sexually from acting that way on camera.
 
my penis is around 2.5”-3” and curves quite significantly up and to the left. …So I still have a lot of swelling and as a result, the penis is quite stiff and does not bend or move around much... My pee stream is a bit wild and tends to drip and run backwards towards my scrotum as it starts to a slow down towards the end.

I WANT TO SEE THAT ROTDOG SO BADLY LMAO!!

Sounds like we have another ElephantDick in the making here!
 
Calling all guys who want to aggravate their pooner coworker without misgendering her. This thread has some great ideas:
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They don't like friendly vocatives.
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They hate being called little, but don't call them big, either.
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This one doesn't want to be called a man at all.
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They're just lil doods, after all.
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"bro" and "guy" are also bothersome. Only DOOOD is acceptable - it's the only term they don't complain about in this thread.
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Don't call me sir....or ma'am.
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As you can see, upsetting pooners requires no extra effort whatsoever, just treat them like any other male acquaintance, and they will naturally self-exclude and make themselves uncomfortable.
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I feel like if you think you want to be a man, but you’re uncomfortable being called a man, maybe your gender wasn’t the issue.
My dood Ains - or how she would rather be called now, "A.J." complains about people staring dumbfounded at her crotch when she wears a packer. She specifically says that it happens with people who know she is trans, and everyone does that, "cis" and trans alike. It's really frustrating for her because she gets such a kick - I'm sorry, gender euphoria - out of wearing it, but you weirdos are totally ruining it for her.

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Gee, A.J., I don't know why people do it, I really have no idea. Maybe it's because despite affirming you night and day everyone, including troons, pooners and so-called enbies, knows exactly what trans man is and what a trans woman is, and knows exactly what a female is and what a male is, so when they see a female with a bulge which is something that isn't supposed to be there, they do a double take. Just a thought that occurred to me just now, I don't know.


they love to paint others as perverts. Dood, we are not the ones who put synthetic phallus down our pants and getting a good feeling out of it.
“I bought this object to replicate the visual effect of a man with an unusually large penis, I don’t understand why people keep staring at it!”

Pro tip, lil dood: no man except a sex pest wants his dick to be visible in public.
 
My dood Ains - or how she would rather be called now, "A.J." complains about people staring dumbfounded at her crotch when she wears a packer. She specifically says that it happens with people who know she is trans, and everyone does that, "cis" and trans alike. It's really frustrating for her because she gets such a kick - I'm sorry, gender euphoria - out of wearing it, but you weirdos are totally ruining it for her.

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Gee, A.J., I don't know why people do it, I really have no idea. Maybe it's because despite affirming you night and day everyone, including troons, pooners and so-called enbies, knows exactly what trans man is and what a trans woman is, and knows exactly what a female is and what a male is, so when they see a female with a bulge which is something that isn't supposed to be there, they do a double take. Just a thought that occurred to me just now, I don't know.


they love to paint others as perverts. Dood, we are not the ones who put synthetic phallus down our pants and getting a good feeling out of it.
Whatever the FtM version of autogynephilia is, the packer people have it in spades. I'm so glad people are finally coming around to the idea that FtMs can be little fetishy creeps just like MtFs. "Euphoria" from wearing it, sure.
 
That dood ain't right.
Is any dood? any at all?
Not sure if I posted this before. Getting it off my computer. It's a d00d embracing another d00d who is having a manly cry over a super important thing.


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One on the right could be a solid 8 but instead she choose to be a discount twink that will get kicked out of a gay bar the moment some dude tries to reach around and grab a weiner just to get his fingers in a radioactive tuna can.
4'11"? NGMI, it never even began.
These are grown adults doing it, though
Makes me wonder if this is some kind of reaction to an unfulfilled youth. I've encountered people telling me they wish they'd had done more in their teens, like try to join a band or a subculture. One chick told me she wish she had gone aesthetically emo back in HS because it would be ridiculous to do it now in her mid 30s.

There's a ton of people who for some reason or another spent their teens doing little more than studying and hanging around at the mall/going to parties. Most kids at my school had no real hobbies.
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At first she sounds like a bowtie nerd from an 80's movie but it quickly shifts to sounding like that spinster aunt who's been smoking marlboros since she was 14.
 

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Hey there, that’s just misinformation!

I’ll have you know that I have seen several examples of pooners managing to pee out of their rotdog in between strictures.

Their streams may be puny, weak and ladylike, but they’re coming out of an 8 inch coke can dong!

Imagine the validation in standing and milking your rotdog empty off piss!
But this is just an additional tube that the urine goes through isn't it?
 
Makes me wonder if this is some kind of reaction to an unfulfilled youth. I've encountered people telling me they wish they'd had done more in their teens, like try to join a band or a subculture. One chick told me she wish she had gone aesthetically emo back in HS because it would be ridiculous to do it now in her mid 30s.

There's a ton of people who for some reason or another spent their teens doing little more than studying and hanging around at the mall/going to parties. Most kids at my school had no real hobbies.
I wonder if it's like the nips used to do in the 90s and 2000s. (Do they still do that? Idk.) You got 20-somethings dressing and acting like little kids on the weekends because their school years were entirely focused on getting good grades, and when they finally got into college or a steady job, they wanted to reclaim their childhood or whatever and do stupid kiddie shit. At least going to maid cafés and wearing floofy lace dresses isn't permanently damaging your body. Or like the 1960s British dolly birds dressing like kids after their own childhood was during rationing and the end of the war, and life was now actually good they could have fun.
It's a mix of the cultures sexualising and adultifying kids while infantilising adults, and adults suffering failure to launch or autism or otherwise having a slower social development, I think.
 
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