Goyslop confessional thread. - The first step of recovery is to admit you have a problem.

[Begemot]

I drink way too much soda, and subsequently, caffeine. The caffeine i'm addicted to, and have been since I was young, but the soda I like mainly because of the carbonation. I've been trying to switch to sparkling water, but that shit can get so pricey to get anything that doesn't taste immediately flat. Caffeine is so fucking awful, and the fact we collectively just don't care about its negative effects as much as we should is depressing.

I've held a candle for Dr Pepper for years, now that it is far more common in Australia and now that the sub types like cherry Dr Pepper are finally present here it's hard to avoid it.

Luckily there is diet dr pepper present here as well....

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I've held a candle for Dr Pepper for years, now that it is far more common in Australia and now that the sub types like cherry Dr Pepper are finally present here it's hard to avoid it.

Luckily there is diet dr pepper present here as well....

Conveniently they now serve Dr. Pepper combined with dried meat in a stick form.

This person is lying btw, I was goaded into trying one of these abominations and it was the most unpleasant meat-stick experience I've ever had, and meat sticks are already kind of weird and unnatural.

Completely reprehensible, 2/10.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

I absolutely hate that i am addicted to red bull, doesn't help its expensive in my country. No other energy drinks can replace it, as others are either too cough syrupy,taste like soda,or they're straight up bitter.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Sugar free energy drinks are my weakness. Gfuel, Walmart brand powder, Mio Energy....

It just works too good.

 

[Major]

I like the energy drink taste but they don't give me any energy. Just like drinking fanta to me.

Otherwise, I don't have a broad taste in food and I live alone, so it's hard to make anything that isn't the most basic meal in the universe on a wednesday evening.

 

[melty]

I've been eating too much goyslop lately. Partly to save more money, partly because I gave up on life for a few months. Even before Bidenflation I always spent a ton on groceries and food, like $800 a month, buying a lot of raw organic food mostly from places like whole foods or even more expensive, as well as eating out at quality restaurants with my partner. (not looking for budgetary advice, don't get the wrong idea)
But man, goyslop is totally different these days. Comparing it to homemade organic food and it's clearly not even the same substance both in taste and nutrition. I feel like the quality of it has gone WAY downhill lately too, making it even worse than before. It's more like flavored paste with some, if any, nutrition, but mostly just fillers.
I started shopping at grocery stores a price tier or two below my usual and the quality is so different, fruits and vegetables mostly taste bad at more plebian groceries like Safeway or Fred Meyer and clearly have little nutrition, I feel way worse when I eat that stuff and gain weight easily which does not happen with quality food.
Non organic meat sold at these places is also disgusting and pumped full of water and tastes bland.
Lower tier grocery stores have gotten WAY worse.
Then I went to a foreign country and the local fruits and vegetables and everything else also tasted way different and better (the same as in-season organic fruit at expensive grocery stores)
The plebs have it really rough, I don't see how its different from medieval peasants subsisting on gruel when even the fruits and vegetables are bland, mutated, laughable imitations of the real deal. Its sad that there are some people really getting all their groceries at places like walmart that do not even have real fruits or vegetables. Unless you own a farm or do hunting and fishing, it costs like a $1000 a month to eat real, human food that isn't rice and lentils.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I love those Bolthouse Farms iced teas (vanilla chai being my favorite) that whole “heart healthy” slogan they have is a load of shit, but damn if they don’t taste good.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I am trying to kick a decades long attachment to coffee creamers, and have gone a week almost without it at all.

Shit tastes like a liquid Lucky Charms marshmallows if you ever got a drop on your hand after trying to tear off the seal.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

I can't say no to chocolate chip cookies. It has become a problem.

 

[A Crow Looked at Me]

A habitual

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binge

food for me was Aldi brand honey granola. After a few months of clean eating, I had

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just one

bowl the other day and was SHOCKED with how bad it tasted. Entirely artificial, too sweet, barely even crunchy. I can still feel it in my mouth. Awful.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I thought 5th Avenue candy bars were discontinued, haven’t had one since I was maybe 8 or so. Little store near me got some in this morning and I bought one. Damn good and so much better than Butterfinger

 

[Lime Rogue]

Try kombucha.

I know the taste takes a little getting used to, and it can be a bit expensive, but I've found that:

1) it has a variety of flavors
2) it helps your stomach
3) it doesn't usually have a fuckton of calories

Just try to find decent alternatives, there are enough out there (like Perrier or Topo Chico) that provide that carbonation feeling to fuel your texture autism.

I cannot drink kombucha after Onision's fake meltdown video. It makes me gag.

I can't say no to chocolate chip cookies. It has become a problem.

I'm on a permadiet due to a surgery but once every blue moon I eat my dose of chocolate chip cookies + apricot juice. I loved dunking them as a kid but now I just make them mushy in my mouth. The taste is pure dopamine every time.

 

[baws man jack]

I eat goyslop once a week, varies but typically mcdonalds or chicfila.

I drink it daily coke n sprite 0.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I'm really into American cheese/processed cheese.

 

[retard strength II]

I love Dairy Queen

 

[TETRABAX]

I found a block of bison meat frozen at the very bottom of the freezer. I think the previous tenant left it. I can't find an expiration date but it must have been in there for at least the last 4 years.

Is it still good to eat? I'm getting a bit tired of pizza, ramen, and raw peanuts

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I found a block of bison meat frozen at the very bottom of the freezer. I think the previous tenant left it. I can't find an expiration date but it must have been in there for at least the last 4 years.

Is it still good to eat? I'm getting a bit tired of pizza, ramen, and raw peanuts

Every recipe I've ever seen carries the waiver that "the dish can be stored frozen for up to 6 months".

I'm not sure what magically happens to frozen fare after the cut-off.

There's no question that freezer burn will ruin cuts of meat, but I'm not aware what the theoretical safety issue is.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Slim Jims and 7-11 nachos. Will these things kill me? Probably. But let’s worry about dying and the inevitable constipation later cuz DAMN are they good.

 

[crustysimulacrum]

Not trying to be funny here but I have a pretty bad sugar addiction. I seriously will binge eat chocolate candies, brownies, cake until the entire package is empty if it's in the house. Weird thing is I'm at a healthy weight and eat very little for meals, but something about the desserts makes my brain go retard mode.

I've tried the frozen cherries trick but it doesn't work. I will go out at night just to pick up a stupid king size candy bar if there's only fruit or sugar free shit in the house. I swear it is just like a drug addiction, I feel like something is gnawing at me if I don't have it. Probably good that I've never tried drugs because I'd probably be a complete junkie.

If anyone has any suggestions to deal with this, I'll try them.

 

[HindWisdom]

I've always heard the word "goyslop" and thought it was just a funny meme that only meant to refer to food from joints like mcdonalds and burger king, but from reading the thread it seems even things like sugar and white bread are supposed to be included in this term, Would like to see if someone can make a whole criterion list identifying what exactly makes a food item goyslop. Is it just supposed to be an antithesis to a healthy diet? or does it have to have something specific to be goyslop?