DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[JohnRedcorn]

His rant about having to play against masters in casual matches was hilarious.

Capcom are idiots for not allowing players with 300 hours on the game like Phil to match against bronze players in casual to practice combos.

According to Phil it could be fun for a bronze player to play against a master to see what it’s like.

If only the game had some sort of hub where you could sit down at an arcade cabinet and play people of all skill levels.

Honestly though I think it’s crazy the game has been out for over a year and he has not once stepped foot into the battle hub.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I like that even in this situation HE IS THE VICTIM cause he is getting texted by his wife?

damn that's funny.

SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD THIS RETARD LIE ABOUT THINGS YOU CAN GO BACK AND WATCH?

He was breathing. It's mandatory.

His rant about having to play against masters in casual matches was hilarious.

It's fascinating how stupid and ignorant this asshole is.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Lmao what a stream. Phil said "Last match" and lost 5 matchs in a row. All day to lost 20 points in MR and get $27 even hard begging.

 

[RougeRed]

Honestly though I think it’s crazy the game has been out for over a year and he has not once stepped foot into the battle hub.

He's still traumatized from when he used it in the beta and people made fun of him in the hub chat.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

BREAKING DSPOLITICS NEWS:
HULK HOGAN ENDORSED DONALD TRUMP AT THE RNC

Updated:
BREAKING DSP STARDEW VALLEY FARM NEWS:
Phil is currently doing an unrecorded beg since he's only made $15. It turned into a huge rant about how detractors turned Jordan against him, and he's threatening to wage quit both SF6 and Stardew.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Its going to be tough for Phil to attract new whales. Tougher than ever before. His reputation is shit. He is more boring and toxic than he was even 5 years ago.

Honestly hard to say, I always assumed that half of the slow paying class was people who just were desperate for attention, any type, which is why I still remember that faggot Jordan a couple of months ago twitting out that "People who watch for free or support less than me are pathetic LMAO" - These people have no one in their lives because they are subhuman, so getting any kind of eyes on them is a net positive, for how sad that is.

Also, it's impressive, I turn on the stream just out of curiosity, to see a 15-dollar troll and lack of support "muh family needs me" bash session, all the while Stardew and Streetfighter is being walked to the execution platform for lack of contributions.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DesperateSydePhil running wild tonight. Blaming everyone and everything for the low support. But it's not about the money, guys.

 

[San Dimas High School]

BREAKING DSP STARDEW VALLEY FARM NEWS:
Phil is currently doing an unrecorded beg since he's only made $15. It turned into a huge rant about how detractors turned Jordan against him, and he's threatening to wage quit both SF6 and Stardew.

So is he finally realizing that a very few people support his streams if only one of them leaving has this much effect? Big if true.

 

[johnkimble123]

So is he finally realizing that a very few people support his streams if only one of them leaving has this much effect? Big if true.

The revolving door of long time generous viewers must be out of service

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

It’s so fucking funny how calculated these segments are, like he makes sure to do this shit when it’s time to stop recording

It’s almost fucking hilarious how much he needs these tips, I’ve said it a million times but if a stream can’t make a living off of subscriptions they shouldn’t be doing this shit. I’ve seen plenty of smaller streamers than him do it as either a side hustle or full time and rarely get significant tips, 95% of the income is the monthly membership

Phil bleeds these faggots bone dry with how many different ways he expects them to pony up their cash

Also can we talk about just how much he shit on that former fan during that rant? He could’ve easily just put the blame on the detractors but he called the fan gullible, feels special because someone messaged them, he’s nuts, should seek medical help

Dude just fully burning bridges and giving people more ammo to use against him lol. Self fulfilling prophecy.

“My detractors just want to create drama, not let me insult someone who was just recently a fan donating to me”

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

BREAKING DSPOLITICS NEWS:
HULK HOGAN ENDORSED DONALD TRUMP AT THE RNC

Updated:
BREAKING DSP STARDEW VALLEY FARM NEWS:
Phil is currently doing an unrecorded beg since he's only made $15. It turned into a huge rant about how detractors turned Jordan against him, and he's threatening to wage quit both SF6 and Stardew.

Can someone please explain who the fuck “Jordan” is? I have never heard this name on here until recent, new paypig or new alias?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Can someone please explain who the fuck “Jordan” is? I have never heard this name on here until recent, new paypig or new alias?

Supposedly a newer viewer that fell for Phil crying poor and gave him money. He was told about WWE Champions and said he can't support after that, and is now in Raw Phil's chat saying he's doing chargebacks.

Take this all with a grain of salt.

 

[johnkimble123]

It’s almost fucking hilarious how much he needs these tips, I’ve said it a million times but if a stream can’t make a living off of subscriptions they shouldn’t be doing this shit. I’ve seen plenty of smaller streamers than him do it as either a side hustle or full time and rarely get significant tips, 95% of the income is the monthly membership

And to go one further, paid memberships not gifted. That's what got him in trouble, expecting to get anywhere from a 25-50% bonus in memberships on top of the core paid group. Budgeting your income to expect hundreds of gifted memberships a month is not sustainable.

Per his own big mouth, and logic, he 1) got more in ad revenue for December and 2) had over 800 members as the end of 2023. Any smart person would average out income across a year, so a big December would cancel out a slow February. Nope, Phil sees a big December and says January should be the same.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Doody got the video up of Phil's rant tonight about Jordan.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Admittedly I'm not a mature adult with a business degree, but it feels like there's a flaw in the strategy of expecting one person to carry every stream. But what I do know is that someone will show up with a very generous tip tomorrow to make up for it, as bad behaviour always gets rewarded.

 

[spacko]

Admittedly I'm not a mature adult with a business degree, but it feels like there's a flaw in the strategy of expecting one person to carry every stream. But what I do know is that someone will show up with a very generous tip tomorrow to make up for it, as bad behaviour always gets rewarded.

no

people are just tired of street fighter 6. too many idiots who don't know how to play the game spam patterns online. he didn't do anything. it's completely safe. Phil did everything correct. he did nothing wrong.

there's nothing he can do

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Doody got the video up of Phil's rant tonight about Jordan.

Hoowee was that a grating video. The wheedling, the threats, the veneer of businesslike briskness as he discusses moving on to new things like a grocer deciding to stock more blueberries rather than raspberries. Wow.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Doody got the video up of Phil's rant tonight about Jordan.

This man just doesn't respect his money, does he?

 

[LilCalcium]

This man just doesn't respect his money, does he?

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Jesus Christ, I'm actually torn on whether the money was better spent on Dave over doody, I hope the crumb of attention was worth it

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Just compulsive liar things. He lies so much, he completely loses track of what it makes sense to lie about.

It's particularly obvious with the replay feature how much his hooves are mashing on the buttons

My favorite compulsive liar Phil moment will always be him mentioning he used a handcart to move things up his stairs and then vehemently denying it later. Why even even lie about that? Why would you give a single fuck if people knew you had a hand cart?