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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary


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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

No. That would put them at the middle of the 1800's. My grandfather (making me 2nd generation) was born in 1929. His grandfather was born somewhere around 1850/1860

I think you don't grasp the extent of how many children these people pump out. The first wave of Windrush was 1948, lets say that first wave have a child when they get here, then lets say the median age of reproduction for Afro-Carribean people in the UK is 22 (it's usually between mid teens to mid 20's) that first waves children would be 22 themselves in 1970, the generation after would be 22 in 1992, the generation after 22 in 2014. That is 3 generations not including the original migrants. There are some cases where it could be 4 generations because as i previously stated, they are known for producing offspring at very young ages, along with knocking up coalburners and leaving. It's actually a stereotype at this point.

Pakis are a bit different in that they came a little bit later and tended to be a bit more strict. They are still outbirthing natives currently with the average child count per woman being between 3-4. The only demographics that are consistently pumping out as many are African households and Travellers. Some might argue "well, a lot of lower income white trash families have too many kids too!" that is true sometimes, but is actually dropping off quite a bit. Also a lot of these large families are usually white native women with a horde of mulatto kids from multiple different fathers (usually Carribean) and for some reason get lumped in with the overall native birthrate.

We've always had multiculturalism. India and Britain were close (after the massacres) and post ww2 the Irish and Indians (Mainly Sikhs) helped rebuild Britain, then came windrush. When the pakistanis and bangladeshis started to hit us in the 80s, that's when shit went south.

Bear in mind, during the 90s we had yugoslavians, iranians, iraqis, bosnians and sebs come to our country for asylum, with little trouble at all. Yet when the scumbag Afrians (not all are scumbags, again some are God fearing and integrate with British values well) and scumbag middle-easterns came, that's when shit accelerated south in quick-time.

We have had different European cultures in Britain, we had the occasional Arabic or Chinese trader in coastal towns during the middle ages and the wealthy upper caste of India would make voyages to the UK for some reason (they wouldn't migrate here though) , but no, we have not been "multicultural" in the sense you are implying. This is a relatively recent situation and is already a problem. The Irish are a Celtic people so share a lot of history and genealogy with the people of the British Isles due to history like i mentioned and close proximity. The Irish were often employed as cheap migrant labourers here and in the U.S, i know they helped to rebuild parts of cities after the war, first i have heard of Indians being major contributors, do you have any good sources for that claim? i am genuinely curious. I personally have no problem with Indians, the Sikhs to be specific, they are decent folk but they still shouldn't be here.

Iraqis have been a problem, to a lesser extent so have some Iranians. and we hardly got any Yugoslav refugees during the wars. Many went to places like Sweden, Germany, Austria and Switzerland and look how that turned out. The Serbs can be okay and integrate well, Bosnians and Albanians are a big problem, Albanians especially. The Albanian diaspora have strong ties to Albania and a strong understanding of ethnic identity, similar to Turks.. very much a "us vs them" mentality.

EDIT. We should probably continue this in dms so as not to shit up the thread. Also i should probably not write essays in future, apologies.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Hello kind Bongoloids, I’m curious about what the people around you think of the American election, if anything at all?
Has the British normie’s thoughts on Trump or Biden changed at all over the past few crazy weeks?

 

[Snekposter]

The French would certainly fire on any British ships attempting to do so.

Our two countries have shed blood together and against each other, and yet we've failed to shed French blood together. I think its past time we joined forces in pursuit of a worthy cause: harming the French.

 

[gamer2014]

Some black Twitter handle said it was whites who did the riots in harehills (romanian/bulgarians gypsies.....but.....yeah)

Cjoeytami the Twitter handle is called.

 

[Otterly]

Some black Twitter handle said it was whites who did the riots in harehills (romanian/bulgarians gypsies.....but.....yeah)

Cjoeytami the Twitter handle is called.

Well, you be the judge. Photos included in article.

https://archive.is/CWByK

Chap pictured setting fire to a bus doesn’t look very white to me and the crowd scenes are all gypsies and Albanians.

 

[Overly Serious]

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/jul/18/five-just-stop-oil-supporters-jailed-over-protest-that-blocked-m25

Five Just Stop Oil activists receive record sentences for planning to block M25​

Campaigners receive longest ever sentences for non-violent protest after being convicted of conspiracy to cause public nuisance

Nice to see a W for a change.

"Lucia Whittaker De Abreu" is both a name I could never have come up with myself and at the same time exactly the name I imagine of a Just Stop Oil protestor.

Four years in prison is a lot. It's not restitutional as both no actual harm requiring restitution occurred (the crime was for planning it) and rather than restorative justice, the imprisonments will actually cost the taxpayer quite a bit of money. And if the justice is not restorative then the other rationale is disincentive. And as a disincentive it is far more than is needed. Does she have young children? Aged parents? A partner? No idea - can't find any information about her at all. Regardless, if four years stops her doing it again then one year would have also. The authorities have made a complete hash of handling these protests as usual. If they'd handed out meaningful and proportional sentences early on, there would have been less disruption. Doing nothing for several years and then slamming five people with half a decade in prison is the same principle as someone eating crap for eleven months of the year and then doing a three week crash diet expecting to compensate.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Baby is seven months old, currently in hospital with a serious brain bleed. Parents were drunk when cops arrive. They claim a seven month old baby 'fell out of a first floor window' onto the pavement.

I know who I'm not giving the benefit of any doubt there.

The removal was an emergency removal because a kid who probably isn't even walking yet is probably going to die.

I fell* out a window when I was a kid, although I was about 4 and had been playing on the window sill despite my mother’s warnings not to sit and play with the windows lol. I can’t see how tf a baby can accidentally fall. This absolutely needs looking in to and the parents checked.

*mother theorised that my brother got spooked when he heard someone coming up the stairs and jumped so violently that he pushed me. I have no memory of the incident but I’m inclined to believe that my spastic sibling did indeed push me.

Here’s to six weeks of great British summer holidays, may all parents survive with their homes and sanity intact.

 

[isalaide]

Well, you be the judge. Photos included in article.

https://archive.is/CWByK

Chap pictured setting fire to a bus doesn’t look very white to me and the crowd scenes are all gypsies and Albanians.

There were hours of livestreams on TikTok last night. Not a white face to be seen except in a polis or fireman uniform.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

Hello kind Bongoloids, I’m curious about what the people around you think of the American election, if anything at all?
Has the British normie’s thoughts on Trump or Biden changed at all over the past few crazy weeks?

The normie British person hated our own election and hates the fact that we have to deal with the American shit too. A lot of the more clued in ones who feel that way prefer Trump simply because Biden openly hates the English because it plays well with his supporters and the Irish. But they would still prefer America sinking into the ocean to either.

For those who care about it I'm hearing a spread. A lot of people, largely male, who I overhear talking about the assassination attempt have made it abundantly clear that Trump is a damn action movie character, if not a lead one, brought to life in that moment. A hefty number are repeating the "the shooter was a Republican" claim because a large number of our media sources repeated that without hesitation.

The one person I know with a nuanced take on the matter I talk to who keeps himself informed on the topic when I told him the election had been decided Sunday morning replied with, "What did Biden say now?"

 

[Vesperus]

Does she have young children? Aged parents? A partner? No idea - can't find any information about her at all.

I'd assume not, if she was prepared to drop everything and go play in traffic. If it's any consolation she'll probably get sentence reduced on appeal, and/orearly release.
As an aside, she has a very slapable name.

 

[Big Judge Cock]

Where does this "They rebuilt Britain" come from? I can't find any supporting evidence. I have history books from the 70s and all they say is that there were so many soldiers being demobbed that they had to do it in phases and build houses for them, but no mention of immigration. In fact I think it says the problem was a shortage of materials, not labour. All I can find is that the immigrants were stuffed into the NHS and nationalised transport systems where you didn't really need any skills, and this was in the 50s.

 

[FedPostalService]

Where does this "They rebuilt Britain" come from?

The BBC, because they crave BBC.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

Sounds like a Romanian with middle aged man boobs claiming 1 kid pushed another kid over while the parents were away working so later the parents took the kid hospital, when they got back the cops took one kid away into care.
Source, accent and skin tone are the same as one I work with.

I read somewhere claiming it wasn't a Romanian but a Roma gypsy, which is an important distinction to make if true.

Where does this "They rebuilt Britain" come from? I can't find any supporting evidence. I have history books from the 70s and all they say is that there were so many soldiers being demobbed that they had to do it in phases and build houses for them, but no mention of immigration. In fact I think it says the problem was a shortage of materials, not labour. All I can find is that the immigrants were stuffed into the NHS and nationalised transport systems where you didn't really need any skills, and this was in the 50s.

If I was to put my money on it'll be importing rhetoric from the US.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Four years in prison is a lot. It's not restitutional as both no actual harm requiring restitution occurred (the crime was for planning it) and rather than restorative justice, the imprisonments will actually cost the taxpayer quite a bit of money.

Fine, I'll put some money in if we have a whip-round.

For those who care about it I'm hearing a spread. A lot of people, largely male, who I overhear talking about the assassination attempt have made it abundantly clear that Trump is a damn action movie character, if not a lead one, brought to life in that moment

Whatever you might think about him, he certainly has balls.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

i am genuinely curious. I personally have no problem with Indians, the Sikhs to be specific, they are decent folk but they still shouldn't be here.

The Sikhs have helped us out across the centuries and are always up for a scrap like the Brits used to be. They came over with the Irish. I'm not going to PL but source: Family and neighbours.

and we hardly got any Yugoslav refugees during the wars. Many went to places like Sweden, Germany, Austria and Switzerland and look how that turned out

We got a whole raft of actual, genuine, bonafide, innocent women and children. I won't say anymore as PL.

Some black Twitter handle said it was whites who did the riots in harehills (romanian/bulgarians gypsies.....but.....yeah)

Cjoeytami the Twitter handle is called.

Romanian and Bulgarian gypsies aren't white, they're of Indian descent, which is why they are much darker than their non-gypsy countrymen

All I can find is that the immigrants were stuffed into the NHS and nationalised transport systems where you didn't really need any skills, and this was in the 50s.

There's a major hospital in a large northern city built by the Irish. Proof: Climb onto the roof and find [redacted] wuz ere 1970. Again source: Family and neighbours who lived through that time.

Not much was accredited to the paddies or sikhs though because they were mostly here 'illegally' (they hoped on a boat/plane and came for work. Often working for just food.) It was a different time back then, a very different time. It may as well have been a different fucking country.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Where does this "They rebuilt Britain" come from? I can't find any supporting evidence.

It's mythology built up to rationalise why Jamaican migrants weren't immediately deported, despite bringing few useful skills with them and not actually being asked to come here. They came over on a gamble, buying tickets from the captains of steamers who wanted to make a little more money on the return journey from the Caribbean and assuming that there would be work for them in Great Britain, even though she already had a burgeoning labour surplus as the army demobilised.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

I honestly couldn't give a fuck who built what and when. Economic output doesn't grant you carte blanche access to our homeland. Go the fuck back. I don't care how many generations you've been here, or that your family built the nicest extensions on Peckham. Go the fuck back. A slip of paper and a grant by a treacherous, Inner Party-esque civil service and managerial government is literally not relevant. Go the fuck back.

I'm genuinely sick of trying bargain, and rationalise this shit.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I honestly couldn't give a fuck who built what and when. Economic output doesn't grant you carte blanche access to our homeland. Go the fuck back. I don't care how many generations you've been here, or that your family built the nicest extensions on Peckham. Go the fuck back. A slip of paper and a grant by a treacherous, Inner Party-esque civil service and managerial government is literally not relevant. Go the fuck back.

I'm genuinely sick of trying bargain, and rationalise this shit.

I agree fuck off back to Germany Saxons.

 

[STARS158]

 

[Amin Yasister]

"Lucia Whittaker De Abreu" is both a name I could never have come up with myself and at the same time exactly the name I imagine of a Just Stop Oil protestor.

Four years in prison is a lot. It's not restitutional as both no actual harm requiring restitution occurred (the crime was for planning it) and rather than restorative justice, the imprisonments will actually cost the taxpayer quite a bit of money. And if the justice is not restorative then the other rationale is disincentive. And as a disincentive it is far more than is needed. Does she have young children? Aged parents? A partner? No idea - can't find any information about her at all. Regardless, if four years stops her doing it again then one year would have also. The authorities have made a complete hash of handling these protests as usual. If they'd handed out meaningful and proportional sentences early on, there would have been less disruption. Doing nothing for several years and then slamming five people with half a decade in prison is the same principle as someone eating crap for eleven months of the year and then doing a three week crash diet expecting to compensate.

What about juries finding JSO protesters, who were filmed smashing windows of banks, spraying buildings with paint, and disrupting sporting events, NOT guilty?

How did those happen?

Hopeful that this sends out a message, and the Trust funders find something else to do with their unlimited spare time.

And not by joining Youth Demand, another antagonistic bunch of cunts.