Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[often puzzled]

Edit to add:

No wonder your teeth are fucked.

I think she might be referring to The Kitchen Counter, which is more or less right next door to her and serves burgers and ice cream. It's at 501 W. Main; her apartment complex is 405-407 W. Main. It's technically the next block, but it's basically right there and basically right next door. The menu seems about right.

Assuming that's the correct place, let's review prices for these menu items. All prices USD:

single burger: $7.00
double burger: $9.00
* add $4.00 to either price to get the meal deal, with chips and a drink
* fries are $5.00 for a regular, $7.50 for jumbo (they seem to refer to large as "jumbo" menu-wide)

small soft serve: $3.00
regular soft serve: $4.00
jumbo soft serve: $6.00

1 scoop hard ice cream: $3.50
2 scoops hard ice cream: $5.00
3 scoops: $6.50

Why did I type out all of these prices? Because Stephanie's rent, which she has often not had on hand, is $13.00 dollars. Have fun playing with those menu prices and figuring out how many times a month she pays $13.00 for food at this joint. I don't know what her local sales tax is, but I do know that I can look at her and guess that she's not getting singles or smalls. Living alone hasn't been good for her weight gain or her financial (mis)management skills.

Staph doesn't have a vagina today.

We need a sign for this thread: "THE VAGINA IS IN / OUT."

Also: yes, Siggy is fat. If someone pointed out-- as they apparently did-- they were just answering the question honestly. She overfeeds the cat and doesn't engage with her enough to keep her active. Just buying toys isn't enough. You have to interact. And, speaking of Siggy, you know that the maintenance worker reported the spilled litter to management, and they promptly entered it into her file.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

You know who else has an oddly small mouth, right? He somehow manages to have poutier lips, though, or maybe he's just more expressive. Steph's got the flattest affect I've ever seen/heard, which definitely cannot be said for her brother-in-tiny-mouths:

Spoiler: This is not a political statement.

(looking a little Greer-like about the mouth in this poster, but the potato reference was relevant)

In another life, one unrecognizable to the one in which we live, what could have been: the female version... (though to be fair, unlike Steph, she actually has lips, both before and after all of the very medically necessary procedures and fillers...).





...or lol, maybe not


(Just kidding...she actually has a really nice, big smile, both before and after the "refinements" to her look. Better smile before they stuffed her mouth full of giant chiclets, imo, but nonetheless, a nice smile. AND she is capable of smiling. I don't think Steph has smiled since she decided she was a transbxy fungus.)

Question: is Steph showing vertical lines starting on her top lip already (her left side in the first pic looks like 2 lines starting)? She's awfully young for that, especially not being a chainsmoking leathery wino.

(Pardon all the photos. Pass a certain threshold of sleep deprivation and I sometimes acquire weapons-grade intense dedication to nonsense.)

 

[AfghanBlue]

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Oh, hi! I love how she always looks like she's smiling. I hope she's happy.

Going back through the thread via the old screenshots posted, I found this old gif someone made. I thought I would repost it, because we seem to be fixated on her gross mouth at the moment.
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KEK her calendar
Monday-nuthin'
Tuesday - nuthin'
Wednesday - nuthin'

She seems to think the point is to just write the date numbers on but has obviously given up on that too
The cat is so fucking sweet I love her curios face. The poor, poor thing.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Remember a few days ago when she said it made her parents furious that she aired their dirty laundry online? Well, this got literal tonight.

Is she insinuating that her dad wets the bed?

So after being annoyed with her dad she writes a will just so she can leave him out of it. A whole new way of being petty. I love that even after she is dead she still wants to try and control people by saying that they can not refer to her as her legal name. Guess what Stephanie, you'll be dead, you can bitch about it on ghost Twitter. Its baffling that she hasn't legally changed her name to Yarrow Brown yet, what's stopping her?

 

[a hapless toad]

Ma'am, JD Vance is a Marine. I don't think he'll give two shits about you standing next to him.

Some people never took books and just read the back of shampoo bottles over and over again, as if the ingredient list is actually that interesting

Staph has obviously never bought a bottle of Dr. Bronner's. DILUTE DILUTE OK.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

It doesn't really matter, since Stapphy has no means whatsoever beyond anything she may recieve from her parents (if it isn't eaten up by Estate Recovery, it wouldn't surprise me if her mother is or will be on Medicaid eventually, considering her health), but:

- NY State doesn't recognize electronic wills
- NY State doesn't allow for handwritten wills under most circumstances
- just about everywhere requires a will to have disinterested witnesses, and I legitimately don't know if Stapphy knows enough people to get witnesses who aren't interested parties

- if she dies intestate (no will filed with the county clerk by her executor/PR), then NY State's default inheritance guidelines leave everything to her parents equally.

Just some fun facts.

 

[a feel]

B-but Yarrow….. you're in no position to call the kettle black. You complain about your dad every day while you're not even living with him.

The man who cleans your fucking apartment, pays your fucking $13 rent, got you a cat that you can now neglect, and who will always (sadly) support you enough so you can live your life of unemployed online degeneracy. You owe this man everything.

Your mom takes care of her husband because they love one another, and she'd be horrified you paint her as some domestic abuse victim just because you are devoid of normal human empathy, understanding or even love.

Go eat some weeds, you little shit.

 

[redbarchetta]

Every time Steph reveals how abusive her father is to her mother, it seems like he's just making typical older couples humour that she's too slow and a virgin to understand.

Is she insinuating that her dad wets the bed?

And every time she posts a deeply depressing and private thing about her parents rapidly approaching end of life with a rolled eye emoji, completely oblivious to how sad growing old is, it is really hard not to alog.

 

[a feel]

And every time she posts a deeply depressing and private thing about her parents rapidly approaching end of life with a rolled eye emoji, completely oblivious to how sad growing old is, it is really hard not to alog.

Yeah, she lacks the ability to comprehend that her parents won't be there forever, and that she is a an insufferable cunt to burden them like that at her age. Old people have enough on their plates with their own health issues, and that's not even including cancer treatments. Growing old isn't for the faint of heart, but Staph is too narcissistic not to make everything about her, her, her, her health, her need to get a cat now now now, her need to see Rammstein, her need to consume and buy and get scammed. She is so utterly despicable, and she won't even feel anything but rage and betrayal when her poor parents are no more.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Yeah, she lacks the ability to comprehend that her parents won't be there forever, and that she is a an insufferable cunt to burden them like that at her age. Old people have enough on their plates with their own health issues, and that's not even including cancer treatments. Growing old isn't for the faint of heart, but Staph is too narcissistic not to make everything about her, her, her, her health, her need to get a cat now now now, her need to see Rammstein, her need to consume and buy and get scammed. She is so utterly despicable, and she won't even feel anything but rage and betrayal when her poor parents are no more.

Legit, this dumbass thinks they'll outlive her in order to leave her... estate to. Lol. I know it was primarily an exercise in spite, but it does make clear the fact that there's a large part of her that just unquestioningly thinks they will always be around, outliving her. Maybe it's suicide posturing even,
Which #Doubt.

She'll be sui-baiting the miserable 2050 version of Staph in her social services old folks home after many miserable decades, still alive.
She doesnt even have any like.. Decent shit that someone might want. No valuable or nice artwork or ornamentals (lmao, statue of Loki from cape shit film anyone?) or musical instruments or nice clothes or really anything other than groomer badges and fedoras.
Nothing valuable or even sentimental, given that her blnearest and dearest beliefs are all horrible, her significant druidic craft = scribbles and jars of foot skin.
I wonder who these close friends are, who will be getting 70 cents, 32 badges and 4 fedoras each.
If she's smart she'll have bequeathed her laptop/ phone to someone named who isn't her parents so on the off chance one of them out lives her, they won't be tempted to delve into the degeneracy to "understand".
She'll not an hero, but she may catch some quick sepsis from some random unfortunate incident relating form disgusting hygiene and general retardation.

Also really gross and sly of her to put that stuff online "someone pissed the bed"-

Fuck you staph, you wear grandma disposable pants because you basically just can't be bothered to not be a retard piss pants. Trying to snark on someone or passive aggressively shame them by putting that into the public sphere, when you are a legitimately gross specimen yourself, is just another new low.
You're lucky your "stalkers" are a figment of your imagination because if you actually had nazi kiwifarmers ruining your life they would make your poor parents aware of that shit that you're saying, and you would get the cat confiscated permanently like the spoilt, petty cow you are, incapable of holding up your end of the smallest bit of a bargain or of extending the most minute grace to your literal keepers.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Mama Frigs is definitely not long for the world, either, considering that she’s not only elderly but a long term cancer patient. Papa is not much better off from the stress he must endure caring for his wife and ungrateful daughter.

Stephanie is a classic narcissistic parasite that only likes people when they can give her what she wants. Papa Frig is an abuser to her, yet she not only wants but expects him to clean her apartment for her every Monday. Mama more or less took care of Peetie, yet Staph hit her over an argument over groceries.

She is struggling badly enough on her own with them supervising her half of the time. She will be fucked when they die. APS will not tolerate her bullshit (at least to the degree that her parents do). She thinks she deals with meanies now? Wait until those meanies are dead. Then she’ll have no more punching bags that won’t fight back. Get fucked, Staph.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

"I always knew he would turn on her once I moved out"

is she trying to imply that he purposely wet the bed just to be a dick?

 

[pink cigarettes]

"I always knew he would turn on her once I moved out"

is she trying to imply that he purposely wet the bed just to be a dick?

Yeah this delusion where Stephanie is her mother's protector from the terrible boomer dad is a new one, and is pretty rich
Obviously fueled by pure resentment. Now that mom isn't stuck agonizingly enabling Stephanie in a misguided attempt to show love and keep the peace, mom is probably getting some healthier perspective and agreeing with dad on stuff.
For someone who is obsessed with abuse, Staph is completely blind as to when she's the one treating people terribly

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

"Every night on schedule I call my mom to check on her" has me side-eyeing. It's probably more to ask for money or cleaning services. 35 years old and can't go a day without talking to mommy. No I'm not convinced she's asking every time how poor Mama Frig is holding up, I'm sure she's complaining about her own life. In her head she's like "I'm such a good sondaughter, I call her every day, take that kiwichuds."

I really, really want Papa Frig to find out about her airing his dirty laundry (literally, this is poetry). Remember when we assumed she had to quit posting personal shit on twitter in exchange for Siggy? Funny how that didn't last but a couple weeks. Maybe she thinks she gets a pass because she's on not!twitter, but I'm sure he meant all social media if that was the deal. Hope karma comes back to her.

And, speaking of Siggy, you know that the maintenance worker reported the spilled litter to management, and they promptly entered it into her file.

Eviction arc when

 

[glass_houses]

"Every night on schedule I call my mom to check on her" has me side-eyeing. It's probably more to ask for money or cleaning services. 35 years old and can't go a day without talking to mommy.

Honestly, if Staph was normal (for a given definition of 'normal') I wouldn't think this as being all that unusual. Both of my parents are elderly, and I ring them multiple times a week to check on them, sometimes every day if they've been sick, or there's been some kind of drama with utilities/weather/supply of X. Mama Frigly is very ill and has been for a long time, and if I were in Staph's place, I would be trying to spend as much time with Mama as I could. But you're right, she isn't "checking" on her mother, she's using the elderly woman's fragility to try and get attention and resources from her. It's gross.

 

[JaneThough]

"I always knew he would turn on her once I moved out"

is she trying to imply that he purposely wet the bed just to be a dick?

The fact that she thinks peering in the bed is a malicious act by her father and not a worrisome medical symptom speaks volumes of Staph.

WTF am I saying this is the bitch who peed in his coffee.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Yeah this delusion where Stephanie is her mother's protector from the terrible boomer dad is a new one, and is pretty rich
Obviously fueled by pure resentment. Now that mom isn't stuck agonizingly enabling Stephanie in a misguided attempt to show love and keep the peace, mom is probably getting some healthier perspective and agreeing with dad on stuff.
For someone who is obsessed with abuse, Staph is completely blind as to when she's the one treating people terribly

Nonononono it's not abuse when staph screams at you to shut up talking in the next room, because she has sensory reasons!
And yeah, a phone call every day? To a retired person, when you similarly have sqwwt fuck all going on? No wonder mountains get made out of the mole hills of bickering, what the fuck else is there to talk about?
Jury's out on wether staph has the sense to keep her nutso Internet drama mostly to herself, being as its basically all she ever does.

 

[often puzzled]

And let us not forget that her father told her that her mom is sometimes/often scared of her-- scared of Stephanie, not of Papa Frig.

(lmao, statue of Loki from cape shit film anyone?)

Her cheap, tacky Amazon statue cost more than the rent she's often able to come up with:





The $13 rent and her inability to pay it will never not be galling to me.

 

[oishii desu]

And every time she posts a deeply depressing and private thing about her parents rapidly approaching end of life with a rolled eye emoji, completely oblivious to how sad growing old is, it is really hard not to alog.

It really highlights how she has never experienced true loss. Aside from two pets passing away, everything she has struggled or had to cope with was due to her own doing. And it's that selfishness and naivety that has enabled her to continue treating her parents, her main providers of financial, emotional, and social support, with such disdain.

I'm curious how much support Papa Frigs will continue to give Staph once his wife passes away. I hope he can live out his golden years at least far away from her.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

On a brief glance, these were the only updated parts that stuck out to me, because of the new flags and/or were new entries:


Self identified autoandrophile. We don't even have to make jokes about it. Also, being attracted to the thought of your own death/being a corpse. Jesus fucking Christ get a better therapist. Lol at the 'attraction to being in life threatening situations.' You chimped out when a police drove by a cemetery and ran away from a homophobic granny. All this 'auto' stuff; just say you're attracted to yourself, even if you were a rotting corpse. Narcissist.


Oh no, who is being a booly. I couldn't find any evidence of it happening.


Bitch, just go ahead and fucking post it. No one is going to remind you, because it sounds dumb.


My impression of Endicott being in a constant state of armageddon continues.

This tickled me earlier on her trans org page:

Hmm, you couldn't find the date it was published...


Right at the god damn start of the article. Proving your lack of reading comprehension, once again. I doubt she read past that author headshot.

Someone replied to Staph's sock account comment on Reddit.

Well said, Peaches. I guess they knew it was cheese_titties under another name, going by that last line.