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Not sure why yall hate furries so much, yall literally have fursonas:
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Peppermint Swirl said:
So you're describing adulthood as "depressed and mentally fucked up"? Just for clarification. For as long as human history has existed, children and teenagers were thought of as "little adults" and given similar or nearly the same responsibilities as adults. This helped prepare them for the world outside of childhood. Are you saying that's predatory, especially since that is something that humanity has been doing for hundreds of thousands of years? I'd argue the concept of "childhood" does more harm then good when people are sheltered from the outside world until they're near adults.
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Nobody thinks of children as "little adults", that's why they're called children lol, two distinctively different words. The rest of what you said is so retarded that I don't know how to reply without insulting, do you have autism?

Trying to skew the lines between children and adults to justify your chomo tendencies is disgusting. You need your internet access taken away.
 
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Peppermint Swirl said:
Not sure why yall hate furries so much, yall literally have fursonas:
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My first piece of advice would be to look in the mirror and spit at what you see. The Animal Control board gives you a pretty damn good oversight on why furries should be used as fertiliser.

Also, you're a nonce and made TGS shit in a non-funny way.
 
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m1ddl3m4rch said:
he wants to warp reality, but he can't become a pony, or go inside the show's world. He can try to warp reality with behavior, by imposing on his real world interactions the impossible super-friendship standards from the show. It works because it's a show, and even literally magical. It can't work in the real world.
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Even if he could, it's not like they'd tolerate child diddling either. The Robert e Lee horse in his pfp would lynch the shit out of him for being a nigger.
 
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Super Guido said:
That's... that's not what a furry is. They're kiwi birds, and the site's mascot.
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Fun fact: this place used to be "CWCiki Forums", named after Chris-chan's infamous CWCville. Back in 2014, when the site expanded to include other cows, it was changed to Kiwi Farms. It had nothing to do with fruit, birds, or New Zealand at the time.

Sorry, not picking on you, I just didn't want to speak to the weirdo.
 
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Peppermint Swirl said:
Maybe one day, taking fimfic writing tutoring lessons from my roommate. He made an over 100k fimfic story and I aspire to write as much one day.
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If you wish to write on Chatoyance's level, then I suggest you read the same works that Chatoyance grew up on: Classic golden-age sci-fi authors. Issac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke, Phillip K. Dick, Robert A. Heinlein, E. E. "Doc" Smith, to name a few. And later authors from the 70s and 80s, when Sci-fi was returning to its Campbellian roots, such as Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. And for good measure, find out who their influences and inspirations are, and read the works of those authors. Chatoyance's expository style in The Conversion Bureau stories is plainly identifiable to anyone who's read Heinlein's stories, and Heinlein didn't invent it; he learned it reading Rudyard Kipling's works, like The Jungle Book.

I challenge you expand your mind to horizons far beyond MLP, and read the works of the above named authors. This is your chance to prove to the Kiwi Farms that you are not a nigger, but instead will read a motherfucking book. So, go get a library card, and log off the farms. Stop lusting after horses and children, and read, nigger, read.

Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Fun fact: this place used to be "CWCiki Forums", named after Chris-chan's infamous CWCville. Back in 2014, when the site expanded to include other cows, it was changed to Kiwi Farms. It had nothing to do with fruit, birds, or New Zealand at the time.
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Don't listen to him. He is trying deceive you, to prevent you from figuring out how this site works. Once you have a high enough social score on the Farms, you get access to the Special Secret Zone, where everyone stops calling you a faggot, and and you get to make your very own Kiwi-sona. Everyone should have a Kiwi-sona. Kiwis are adorable, wholesome, fluffy birds. I would show you my Kiwi-sona, but posting them outside the Special Secret Zone is one of the fastest ways to get banned. I'm risking a ban just mentioning it exists.

I still recommend that you stop lusting after horses and children. Kid-fuckers are not well-regarded in the Special Secret Zone.
 
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Peppermint Swirl said:
FiO is a based story and so is Conversion Bureau
"Please have sweet dreams, and know that you deserve them."
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My kingdom for a deviant rating. I'd rather face the chance of the merge being real with Chris as an autistic borderline malevolent demiurge threatening those who get on his bad side when it happens with nonexistance than horsefuckery. Hell, there's even funny inconsistent gambling logic with the merge where like if you don't have another universe equivalent your brain just gets shoved in and merged with whoever or whatever's your "closest equivalent" which is infinitely cooler and funnier than just "oh you're a horse now whoops". Like if I get merged with some homeless junkie that lacks an equivalent in our dimension do I develop the junkies appearance, the drug addiction or both? Who's in control, the man or the meth head? You could theorize on that funny nonsense shit for ages. I know for certain your closest equivalent ain't a fucking Horse, that's for sure.

Peppermint Swirl said:
Not sure why yall hate furries so much, yall literally have fursonas:
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