Peppermint Swirl Feature Containment Thread

Fun fact: this place used to be "CWCiki Forums", named after Chris-chan's infamous CWCville. Back in 2014, when the site expanded to include other cows, it was changed to Kiwi Farms. It had nothing to do with fruit, birds, or New Zealand at the time.

Sorry, not picking on you, I just didn't want to speak to the weirdo.
Various people over the years mispronounced CWCki Forums as “kewie farums”, with lots of saliva and retarded sputtering, and it stuck.

Maybe one day, taking fimfic writing tutoring lessons from my roommate. He made an over 100k fimfic story and I aspire to write as much one day.
What do you mean “aspire to?” 100k is two measly NaNoWriMos. You want to exceed 100k, then write. Just do it. Open Word and get typing now. And get Grammarly so your grammar isn’t so shit.
 
How  cute, a brony paedo dragged itself into the Farms. The horse fucking fandom is in dire need of extensive culling, and I suggest @Peppermint Swirl starts by putting himself down.

A banger from some time ago which is extremely appropriate in this thread:


 
Daily reminder to always check a furry's hard drive for cub contents because 100% of the time it's there when you look for it.
100% agree. Disturbing story ahead. You have been warned.
So I worked at a mental health facility for tards. Well, we had this one furry tard that I will call Greggg. At the time I was the program manager for Greggg. Well, one day, in a fit of tard rage, Greggg broke his laptop screen. As his prgram manager, I was tasked with recovering the data. There was over 100gb of furry (including cub) porn on there. Unfortunately it's not technically illegal, but from that day forward, I refused to work with Greggg. More for his safety than anything. Wish I could post Greggg's info, but sadly, that is HIPAA protected.
 
Not sure why yall hate furries so much, yall literally have fursonas:
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Say there's a sort of hat.
And over the course of several generations, this hat begins to be associated with a group of people who do weird shit, that most people deeply frown upon.
Over time, wearing that hat will be taken as a signifier that you are doing those things, and are one of the bad people everybody is worrying about - and are signaling your affiliation through apparel.
Thereby an apparently benign affectation becomes shunned.
It doesn't help that you are one of these bad people.
You may play the "uwu, me?" card all you like, but ignorance, feigned or real doesn't absolve you of responsibility for yourself.
You yourself are the cancer that is killing the thing you love.
If ever there was anything benign about furry-dom, the fact that people like you seem to be so evident in it, is what will eventually kill it.
My old friend Jake (Name spoofed to protect his identity) was a furry, I met him in college.
His mother decided he didn't lose his virginity fast enough, and took him to Amsterdam for a prostitute.
After that he got into going to "conventions" and doing weird seedy shit with middle-aged men.
Poor bastard, he was a nice kid, but he never stood a chance.
Being a furry was symptomatic of some deep trauma in his life, I feel maybe he found it difficult to identify with people
I think he's out as gay now, dunno if he's still a furry.
I hope that was just a phase; the whole "It isn't sexual, bro" thing is wearing thin too.
 
This site is the greatest protection to prevent me committing suicide.
To quote Null "I want you to live, for thousands of years"
Dont ever kill yourself you walking circus, so you get to live a miserable self-inflicted existence as a clown and a freak for the rest of your life. At most you should be barred from getting close to schools.
 
- Furry
- Brony
- 10 year old age of consent
- Obsession with sonic
- calls people he doesn't like fascists
- believes cartoon characters exist
- takes drugs to deny reality
- started his own cult
- trolls libertarians
- fails a physiognomy check

It practically writes itself doesn't it? Since cows like yourself read this thread, I'm going to give you 10 things to know/do that will hopefully fix your life.

1. Stop doing drugs
2. Stop watching children's cartoons.
3. Anime is not real life
4. All these fictional characters exist only in the imaginations of their writers.
5. People who abuse children are just as bad as people who abuse animals. A 10 year old CANNOT and DOES NOT want to consent to sexual relations.
6. Eat meat
7. Exercise
8. Learn about history and maybe a topic that is non-fictional.
9. Stop being terminally online
and probably the most important of these 10 things I am going to say to you, and one that you need to recite to yourself every day:
10. Hitler was right.

If you keep all these in mind (1-5) and practice them (6-10) you may ascend to the level of being a /pol/ poster which is about as high I believe someone in your position can aspire to.
 
Archmage Æöīf Ülrœk emerging from his dungeon after watching a brony attempt dollar store sigil magic:
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This guy HAS to be an elaborate troll there is no way he's serious
The thing about this type of trolling is that even if he has just been pretending to be a gay retard for years, the fact that he put that much effort into it still makes him a gay retard. It's a proportional thing, wherein you need to put in less effort than the provoked response, or you run the risk of becoming a fag.
 
The thing about this type of trolling is that even if he has just been pretending to be a gay retard for years, the fact that he put that much effort into it still makes him a gay retard. It's a proportional thing, wherein you need to put in less effort than the provoked response, or you run the risk of becoming a fag.
even then, there are lines that even trolls won't cross, and being a raging rock spider for years is one of them. I mean if somebody is so dedicated to being an animal-fucking kiddy diddler for years, there is most definitely something wrong with the guy that goes far beyond retardation.
 
wait i just realized something. i knew this audio you had sounded familiar and i didnt realize where it came from, but did you fucking steal this from the actual mlp show and upload it to your school news? jesus fucking christ
That is incredibly hilarious. Thank you for pointing this out.
 
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