Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 201 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 780 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 501 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,413
Anisa mentions the yoko ono documentary AGAIN
Some time later...
  • Anisa asks if they can talk about the yoko ono documentary again
  • Dane reminds her they did it already for the patreon only episode
  • Says she wants to discuss it again on how it made them feel.
This bitch needs to be slapped.
If your wife can't cook, clean, be hot, not be a whore, be charismatic, stay quiet, and starts to develop a crush on Yoko-fucking-Ono, then you're either a closet fag or have a side-piece.
No man could tolerate that shit and stick around. Chris Ray Gun would be begging Laci Green for forgiveness.
 
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It's like you have body dismorphia but in reverse
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Chris Ray Gun would be begging Laci Green for forgiveness.
Mentioned this before ITT but Laci was clearly the hotter piece of ass between the two and i loved the meltdown Anisa had when she found out that Chris and Laci became an item. Anisa crushed hard on Chris back then. I thought for the longest time it was the other way around but Ian was nothing but ersatz Chris back in the niggerfaggot days, he skinwalked Chris down to having the exact same speech patterns and mannerisms.
 
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Did you guys ever think she's actually a succubus? We all like to lol and say that's insane, but at this point she has to be. She literally hides in plain sight, while consistently turning Ian into a husk. Repent sinners!!! This is the end!
To me she's a clear-cut case of histrionic personality disorder, she's too boring to be full-blown Borderline, so i don't think succubus really fits. Ian would at least get some crazy sex out of it if she was a succubus, one look at either of them (or Anisa's OF content) is enough to tell there's not a lot of fucking, if any, going on between the two of them.
 
To me she's a clear-cut case of histrionic personality disorder, she's too boring to be full-blown Borderline, so i don't think succubus really fits. Ian would at least get some crazy sex out of it if she was a succubus, one look at either of them (or Anisa's OF content) is enough to tell there's not a lot of fucking, if any, going on between the two of them.
Crazy sex has a different meaning to everyone. Ian might think crazy sex involving his flaccid pp being touched a little. I'm telling you she a demon!
 
he skinwalked Chris down to having the exact same speech patterns and mannerisms.
Idk about that one, chief.
Chris is way more confident in his rat bastard liberal douche ways. If Anisa was dating Chris it wouldn't last because I bet Chris would tell her to shut the fuck up whenever she opens her mouth about shit she has no knowledge of. Also Chris is a musician so I'm sure he's not gonna play along with Anisa idolizing Yoko Ono just on the grounds her music sucked ass.
Chris is a legit lefty. I'm sure he can tell Anisa and Ian are just LARPing retards pretending to be socialists just because Orange Man Bad and mean.
I used to like Chris back in 2015-2016 but he seems to be doing what Ian does also. He talks about liberal shit because back in those days Chris used to hold court with a lot of "alt right" personalities so now he has to constantly remind everyone he's on "The Right Side of History"
The only difference is Chris isn't a pussy about it that hides behind his whore wife who does all his talking for him.
 
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Idk about that one, chief.
Chris is way more confident in his rat bastard liberal douche ways. If Anisa was dating Chris it wouldn't last because I bet Chris would tell her to shut the fuck up whenever she opens her mouth about shit she has no knowledge of. Also Chris is a musician so I'm sure he's not gonna play along with Anisa idolizing Yoko Ono just on the grounds her music sucked ass.
Chris is a legit lefty. I'm sure he can tell Anisa and Ian are just LARPing retards pretending to be socialists just because Orange Man Bad and mean.
I used to like Chris back in 2015-2016 but he seems to be doing what Ian does also. He talks about liberal shit because back in those days Chris used to hold court with a lot of "alt right" personalities so now he has to constantly remind everyone he's on "The Right Side of History"
The only difference is Chris isn't a pussy about it and hides behind his whore wife who does all his talking for him.
Sorry, should have added that i only ever watched one or two videos of Chris back in the day (didn't even know he makes music) that someone linked on LCF and i was stunned by how alike the two were, they do look fuck all alike but the speech patterns and cadence were practically copy-paste, it was uncanny.

Edit: I would've suffered a lot more shit coming out of Laci's mouth because you just could tell she was crazy in the sack /coomersperging
 
Sorry, should have added that i only ever watched one or two videos of Chris back in the day (didn't even know he makes music) that someone linked on LCF and i was stunned by how alike the two were, they do look fuck all alike but the speech patterns and cadence were practically copy-paste, it was uncanny.

Edit: I would've suffered a lot more shit coming out of Laci's mouth because you just could tell she was crazy in the sack /coomersperging
You are right, Ian does try to act like Chris, people have said for years even before Lacey Greene dated him that iDubbbz and Chris Ray Gun looked similar. I don't get it besides the brown hair and glasses.
But what I believe is that you were right, Anisa was very upset over Chris and Lacey. And she wanted Chris so bad she found poor virgin Ian desperate for love, and she realized that with a little bit of pussy she could turn Ian into Chris. Like in those horror films where a mother loses her child and deals with it by creating a doll that looks just like her lost child. It's clearly not the same, and it's even creepy looking, but it's close as she can get.
Chris could easily just steal Anisa away from Ian at a moments notice.
But luckily it doesn't have to come to that because Ian will gladly let Anisa get railed by Chris (or anyone else she chooses) every single night if it means she doesn't leave him.
Happy wife, happy life, right?
 
>iDubbbz
>Chris Ray Gun
>LeafyIsHere
What is this baffling taste in men?
While i am sure she had a legit crush on Chris it's still mostly clout-chasing with Anisa. It's still baffling to me how she started to rewrite history lately, claiming she was the bigger streamer and more well-known than Ian in the past. While the streamer thing might be technically true because Ian's content was all scripted only the most pedantic asshole would put it like that. She can't even make the effort to make the lies she tells look less transparent.
 
I have two theories. One is that normally you share small talk with friends and family, and being socially stunted and apparently not having good relationships with their families, the Jomhas think that their audience is a good substitute.
Theory two is that their collective self-worth is so shit that they need people to care.
I think sharing extremely personal/embarrassing details as well as mundane things about their life is a way to mask or offset blatant bullshit she spews.
"I told you how I don't shave and ian shits his pants, what I say about working out MUST be true. Why would I lie??"

Also, I don't think she's a succubus that's taken advantage of ian. They are retards that deserve each other. They are both lucky in a way.
 
'Dane says shooter is stupid for using an AR-15 instead of a rifle'
"BRO IS--- I THINK BRO JUST THOUGHT--- BRO WAS LIKE--"
'iDubbbz says Norm Macdonald’s jokes about Yoko Ono aged poorly'
"THE VIBES-- THAT REALLY KILLED OUR VIBE WITH HIM-- THE VIBES WERE ALL OFF"

God if you stop listening to these guys for a while, coming back to it makes you wonder how the fuck you were doing it for extended periods of time. STOP FUCKING TALKING LIKE A BRAINROTTED GEN ALPHA BABY YOU'RE FUCKING 30 🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩

I have two theories. One is that normally you share small talk with friends and family, and being socially stunted and apparently not having good relationships with their families, the Jomhas think that their audience is a good substitute.
Theory two is that their collective self-worth is so shit that they need people to care.
It's obvious they don't have friends and they use their small audience (particularly the Patreon supporters/Twitch subs) as a substitute. It's pretty sad, but then I remember that photo of Anisa by herself at the hot pot place and laugh myself silly.
 
>iDubbbz
>Chris Ray Gun
>LeafyIsHere
What is this baffling taste in men?
My mother of all people explained this to me.
I recall hearing Justin Bieber on the radio at a mall, or somewhere, and I commented to her that I disliked Justin Bieber, and didn't understand why he was famous.
She dismissed my frustration in that motherly way where she knew better, and wisely explained that there have always been guys like Biebler. Almost androgynous in their youth. Her perspective was that young girls who are in their tweens and teens crush on these types of guys because they are unintimidating, and unimposing. This explains the modern "softboy" bullshit as well.
But her perfect example was that she likened him to Donny Osmond.
biebler.jpgdonny young.jpg
Now the reason I mention these people is because all of the people Anisa crushed on have this exact same spindly, unimposing, skinny physique.
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So for someone emotionally stunted like Aniser, it actually makes sense to me why she went for the softboy shit.

For Posterity (and to get away from how gay all that shit really is) here is a picture of someone who is not spindly, is imposing, and is not skinny or skinnyfat even though he's not tall.
my dude.jpg
My dude could beat up your dude, that's all I'm saying.
 
"BRO IS--- I THINK BRO JUST THOUGHT--- BRO WAS LIKE--"

"THE VIBES-- THAT REALLY KILLED OUR VIBE WITH HIM-- THE VIBES WERE ALL OFF"
Fucking "Winner" if there ever was one, the way they use zoomer words when they speak is driving me insane. Not really limited to them really, hearing that "vibe/vibes" shit makes me irrationally angry no matter who uses it. Doesn't help that many people in my non-english speaking country use it, too.
 
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