Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
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But genitals are fundamentally inherent to sex and whether you're straight or not.

So if I am to understand this seemingly stereotypical post. It's a gay man wanting gay sex but they have some ingrained homophobia. That manifests in them claiming to be a women. So therefore it's "not gay." They still fundamentally want to have gay sex and are annoyed that only gay men are interested in that? Putting out a call for straight men to have gay sex with them, claiming two dicks aren't gay?
 
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monstrous bubo said:
the patient can still have hormonal cycles, PMS etc, but nothing is popping up to say there is a correlation between the stages of the cycle and the abdominal pain post-surgery (ie it gets worse at the same time in the cycle).
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I still have my true and honest woman parts. I’m on my 2nd Mirena IUD. For those who may not know, it’s implanted directly in the uterus and releases a very small amount of hormone so you never build up the uterine lining the way you would without it.

I’m one of those lucky women who don’t have a period at all on it. I haven’t had one in years. I still have a hormonal cycle but it’s minimal. Aside from the cost savings and not dealing with bleeding every month, I couldn’t even tell you the last time I cramps. It’s glorious. I had terrible cramps that made me miserable every month. I can imagine scar tissue might cause pain for women who’ve had a hysterectomy but there is no reason at all to have pain since my body isn’t doing the thing that is the source of the pain (shedding the uterine lining). Men, at no time and under no circumstances experience anything other than delusion of “period pain.” Trannies lie about every single thing and know absolutely nothing about how a female body works or should work.
 
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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
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Technically they're not wrong on the 1st part you can fuck a trans person and be straight. It's just you have to be a man fucking a pooner or a woman fucking a tranny. But you have to be pretty fucking desperate to want to deal with one of these nutcases just to get off.

As for the 2nd part news flash tranny all sex boils down to genital.
 
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DSHK said:
Any good reccommendations? Im autistic and trying to learn more about the inner workings of normie social interaction
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A little late, but I'd highly suggest reading memoirs & news interviews & looking at documentaries. Anime is appealing and many have experiences based off real life, but it's still constructed for a narrative instead of human experiences (which are circumstantial rather than planned by writers). If you get bored by some of them, it's understandable but worth a shot before narrowing your focus to anime.

Coo Coo Bird said:
Tranny gets called called sir by the pharmacist, gets the brilliant idea of calling her sir back. That'll show her!
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The description of his outfit as a symbol that indicates his womanhood is wild. "How is this confusing???" She's not confused, she's actively antagonizing you and you know this. Not only that, he showed his ass and made it so anyone wearing women's clothes must be a woman. Many pooners and nonbinaries would die over the embarrassment.

rusty shackleford 1 said:
These women have no idea what the trans period experience is, so they can’t speak on it. That’s why I as a man can say with certainty I experience periods. There was more funny in the comments, a few who almost got it lamenting that people think they’re all just coping and experiencing psychosomatic symptoms.
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I never got the period claim since while hormones can be cycled, testosterone is highest when a woman is on her period. Does this mean every male is having a period and every trans woman is preventing one with copious amounts of hormones?
 
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They always have to be victims when making up stories about men
 
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They always have to be victims when making up stories about men
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Yeah what a fucking baby, it's not like he was being lied to about something very foundational and important about a person he was spending time with up until that point or anything. I think 'retard' is a better descriptor for him anyway, because anyone who can't clock a tranny within seconds of meeting them in person (let alone after prolonged exposure) is probably also incapable of joined-up handwriting.

This is all moot of course because this was, as always, just a little daydream that the troon had and wanted to pass off as something that really happened. Reading between the lines, it's clear that the intended take-home from the story is that he passes just so well that nobody can tell and people are actually so shocked when they find out that they chimp the fuck out in public. Sounds very plausible to me.

Also I'm choosing to believe that 'rather than sniffing child' was a Freudian slip there and not a typo. I wouldn't be surprised.
 
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Small update from Bluesky, where the L's and troon-spiralling continue apace. I am pleased to report that they are currently trying to make "degendering" a thing:

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From what I can tell, "degendering" means referring to a transwoman in a gender-neutral way, instead of emphasizing the fact that they are a beautiful and feminine lady. For example, using the phrase "that person" is transphobic, because someone might read it and forget that "Katie Tightpussy" here is a real woman and definitely not a crossdressing fetishistic male:

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Hang on, you ask: weren't these people just pushing gender-neutral language as the tolerant non-transphobic thing to do, until like a week ago? Hence all the "folks" and "y'all" and other cringe?

Well, there's a clear reasoning behind that apparent inconsistency: SHUT UP BIGOT.
 
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From what I can tell, "degendering" means referring to a transwoman in a gender-neutral way, instead of emphasizing the fact that they are a beautiful and feminine lady.
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Yes, this is exactly what it means.

Using gender-neutral pronouns should be an easy way of pleasing everybody. In fact, these very same people were demanding for years that we always initiate conversations with strangers using gender-neutral pronouns, so as to not assume anything. Turns out that's yet another goalpost that the trannies have moved, because that's no longer good enough.

They resent the fact that gender-neutral pronouns are now being used as a maliciously compliant means of not actively affirming their gender in a way that is not technically incorrect. But they know they have no leg to stand on when it comes to complaining about it because not only is it not wrong to do so (according to their own rules), but people are just doing what they've been demanding for years.

It's a pretty funny own-goal and a gratifying mask-off moment, revealing that what they really want is total compliance. Which we've known all along.
 
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SnergenFlergen said:
Yes, this is exactly what it means.

Using gender-neutral pronouns should be an easy way of pleasing everybody. In fact, these very same people were demanding for years that you always initiate conversations with strangers using gender-neutral pronouns, so as to not assume anything. Turns out that's yet another goalpost that the trannies have moved, as that's no longer good enough.

They resent the fact that gender-neutral pronouns are now being used as a maliciously compliant means of not actively affirming their gender in a way that is not technically incorrect. But they know they have no leg to stand on when it comes to complaining about it, because not only is it not wrong to do so but people are just doing what they've been demanding for years.

It's a pretty funny own goal, and a satisfying mask-off moment revealing that what they really want is total compliance. Which we've known all along.
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What really makes it great is that for years these people have been mocking women who complain about being called "birthing person" by saying "What, why can't you be called person? Are you saying women are not people?"

Examples from when Ana Kasparian asked not to be referred to as a "birthing person":

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But when you use the exact same word to refer to troons, you are being hateful, because "taking away their gender is taking away their humanity":

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So, to repeat: it's okay to take away womanhood from every actual woman, and call all women "bleeders" and "birthing people" and "people with cervixes." But don't you dare do it to a crossdressing man, the only type of human whose feelings matter.

At least we have the satisfaction of knowing these people will always be miserable.
 
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Overnight catch up.
Neko GF said:
This guy thought he proved something,
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The captions are supposed to be sarcastic, yet are precisely true.
He did prove something, just not what he wanted.

behindyourightnow said:
Hang on, you ask: weren't these people just pushing gender-neutral language as the tolerant non-transphobic thing to do, until like a week ago? Hence all the "folks" and "y'all" and other cringe?
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They deem themselves "progressives" so they inherited the gender neutral language schtick from other "progressives". But that's just an opening gambit.

Stop using that gendered language. Start using this gendered language.

SnergenFlergen said:
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... except people who refuse to be pleased as a matter of principle.
Because being pleased might interfere with being the center of attention.
 
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Lovely Lorelei has discovered a downside to wiping away that nasty deadname and sex.

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I changed my name and gender back in February. Last week I applied for a credit card and got the response that I had no credit history and only got a $300 credit limit. I had over 20 years of perfect credit (last year I had a score of more than 840). How do I fix that? Do I go directly to the credit bureaus or do I have to go to all of my existing credit accounts? I transferred the truck loan and checking accounts to my new name but I still have not changed my three credit cards or mortgage. Two of the credit cards are paid off with a zero balance, so changing my name was a pretty low priority to me. I think I would have to get a lawyer to change my name on the title of my house.
 
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i totally love being noticably genderfucked

I worked a wedding last night (i do catering) and i was called:
* He ~40 times
* They ~15 times
* She ~2 times
* It ~6 times 🥲

I hate being trans fuck just let me be normal. God im so sorry for being a sinning freak please i just want to be treated as a human being.

There was a group of drunk mid 20s women waiting in line talking about me and i could barely make out "omg do you think that's an it, she, or he" and they all started making fun of me before acting all nice when they ordered their stupid fucking ice cream and coffee. i couldn't do anything about it though, we were slammed with a line 40 drunkards deep.

fuck i just want to live in a cave and be a hermit and never be seen again. i hate people so much. also i threw away all my cigs the day before so im still fiending and i just ran out of weed and vodka. I'm rawdogging reality and nic withdrawls make me so angry.. i need to pass the fuck out and just sleep all day so i can avoid thinking like i did when i repped

got a fat tip tho so now i have enough money to buy a guitar 🙂
now all i need is a fat delusion so i can convince myself it's all worth it

AFFIRM: PEOPLE LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M INSANE.

AFFIRM: I KNOW THE CURE TO ALL DISEASES, I'M JUST NOT ALLOWED TO TELL YOU.
 
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