Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

You just know everyone who walked past was laughing at his gay chinese character tattoos. Literally the most cliche uncool tattoo for retards in existence. At least a heart with "mom" could be played off as ironic or traditional.

Has anyone even translated his gay chink tattoos? I've heard a lot of chink tattoo artists just like to tattoo "I'm a complete faggot" and stuff like that on white niggers like Nick.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Some older photos.
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Most people want to keep their sex toys (fleshlights) at home, as opposed to bringing them out in public.

 

[Vect]

How does a man with 5 children who's having sex with two women look gayer than a clingfilm jockstrap?

 

[Londo]

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"Nigga, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy on yo body?"
"Uhhh...."

What a punchable face.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Has anyone even translated his gay chink tattoos? I've heard a lot of chink tattoo artists just like to tattoo "I'm a complete faggot" and stuff like that on white niggers like Nick.

Oh god, not this again.

 

[keke]

It really irks me how enabled Nick is by everyone in his life. His children have been groomed into accepting this for years now, this the government being evil just like dad said. I’m sure he gaslights them every phone call. High chances that even the eldest believe his version of events, especially with Kayla playing support.

What I’m trying say is, if these niggas avoid prison I’ll be so pissed.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Whenever I see all of Nick's new gaudy ass tattoos, I imagine the poor sod who makes the unfortunate decision to hire him.

 

[batterybee]

Does anyone know what the Asian writing down his torso says?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Nick bitches about Kayla's body but he's looking worse than she does. Kayla at least looks her age but Nick doesn't even have a dad bod, he's got a grandpa bod. Gross.

 

[Oliver Onions]

There was so much shit, OTOH:

-Telephone notary
-Entering a thousand page brick of a document into evidence thinking it made him look like a chad.
-Delivering shit late because he adheres to the Rekietamine school of filing at the last second.
-Talking shit on stream
-Talking shit on stream
-Talking shit on stream
-Unironically called the women in his lawfirm "the Valkyries"

How could you forget his most crucial fuck-up:

He didn't just tempt fate, he waved his bare ass in front of it, calling it a faggot.

Does anyone know what the Asian writing down his torso says?

Null went over it on stream once. I don't know if he was joking but he said that depending on how it's read it says something like 'feisty woman'. I'm almost certainly remembering that wrong, but whatever it says it's not cool and almost certainly not what Nick intended.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I want to believe.

Tweet / archive

 

[Oxyjen]

Rekieta did, in fact, get his snake worked on.

Please stop using those words in that order, it makes me feel ill.

 

[Major]

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How does a man with 5 children who's having sex with two women look gayer than a clingfilm jockstrap?

his knowledge that he can't get it up for either of them

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

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I want to believe.

Tweet / archive

Nah, I think it's this guy. From this video at 20 seconds - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5OJPdkBXmk

 

[mrfresh]

Has anyone even translated his gay chink tattoos? I've heard a lot of chink tattoo artists just like to tattoo "I'm a complete faggot" and stuff like that on white niggers like Nick.

Fury
control
Chivalry
courage

The problem with that tattoo is that Chinese has multiple characters for the same word and they all have double entendres and context missing and without the context it's gibberish

 

[Mandatory User Name]

How could you forget his most crucial fuck-up:
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He didn't just tempt fate, he waved his bare ass in front of it, calling it a faggot.

Imagine going on stream to mind read and second guess the judge in your own case for hours on end. "well you see Judge Chupp is a Texan and so let me explain, as a Texan myself, how Chupp will react in such and such circumstance and why that means that we'll ultimately win". So much Hubris from this man, it was practically dripping off the screen, right up until the moment that he monumentally fucked up and lost the case to the much better lawyers who Nick had spent a year mocking.

I'm unsure on the exact timeline but Ty Beard was either on stream the night before the screw up or couple of nights before? I remember people telling him in chat that he should be working on the case instead of streaming with Nick and he assured everyone that it was all well in hand. Of course afterwards they wouldn't shut up about how Chupp had been up for the appeals court election and so decided to throw Vic under the bus because that was something the people of Texas were heavily invested in or some other delusional bullshit. They basically said that Chupp was corrupt without saying it.

 

[thebigdream]

Some older photos.
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Somehow the dwarf is the least degenerate person in these photographs

 

[Molag Bal]

>over a month since I said I'll have to lean towards Nick's framejob story if they stall on the bodycam footage
Welp, time to sweep I guess.

New take on the whole story: None of the coke stuff is real.
The white stuff on his nose in that one stream is something else.
The decay of his body is entirely due to alcohol or (legal) opiate abuse.

When nick did the cokestream, he was simply drunk instead of high. And when he talked about judge fisher's vagina leaking, he had no idea how right on the money he was. The big secret is that she really does have a leakage problem and is extremely insecure about it. When she saw the cokestream, she was fuming. She called up the cops and made a whole bunch of threats, threats that the police knew she was able and willing to act on. Threats to shut down prosecutions and bail out criminals using her position as judge. Because that robe of hers gives her the power to make their lives an impotent nightmare if she wants to. She's probably done it before.

So without another choice, the cops did as she told them to and framed him. They patrolled every street he frequents, until they found him and pulled him over. That 'this is bullshit' line with broken grammar from the police report? Entirely fabricated to help establish probable cause for later. Using that little fib as justification, they proceeded to bust down the door, seek out the bedroom and put down a bag of coke.


The longer the state of Minnesota takes with that footage, the more credible it will be when Nick claims it's machine learning generated. Editing out some faces and voices should take one weekend, maybe one week tops. Not multiple months.

 

[Thumb Butler]

You must be joking. This is something a tard like Ethan Ralph would cook up.

 

[AltisticRight]

Has anyone even translated his gay chink tattoos? I've heard a lot of chink tattoo artists just like to tattoo "I'm a complete faggot" and stuff like that on white niggers like Nick.

It says "I love BBC".