Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

Constellationzero said:
this ass ugly British...uh...individual.

My guess is Lily the brickface uggo sociopath is the real dominant. Wrecking a marriage, cucking FAILory, fighting with FAILory, cheating on her former wife with this jowly, pasty, Dollar Tree Michael DesBarres melted wax statue. (Geez, does she do it sober, I wonder?)
Click to expand...
You still larping as a woman, bro? Probably should work on some of these obviously male writing tics.
 
  • Lunacy
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: ram ranch dressing and Diana Moon Glampers
I just realized Joe has basically been publishing a book a year with Quaint, Exquisite 2020, Please Miss 2022, Pleasure and Efficacy 2023, Closures 2024 and this upcoming ectoplasm sampling book 2025 or potentially even this year.

The only mild success among them is Please Miss which incidentally is the only one he put any effort in, while the rest are half academic, wishy washy, neither here nor there garbage that doesn't even get reviewed.

The realization will dawn. Even those of us with an anthropological interest in the man cant be bothered to read em.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: Law, AMHOLIO, Bookwork and 5 others
Autistic Nonetheless said:
Even those of us with an anthropological interest in the man cant be bothered to read em
Click to expand...
Unfortunately I took that as a challenge. Here's from Pleasure and Efficacy. In the introduction, I noticed the difference between the way Mal and Lily were mentioned:
Nothing in my life would be possible without my lodestar, my husband, Daniel Lavery. During the final stage of this book’s composition, I developed a post-viral brain fog, which created
unexpected challenges in completing the edits. I am therefore especially thankful to my friend, colleague, companion, comrade, and quondam, Cliff Mak, who helped enormously with that frustrating and difficult work. This book has many interstitial dedicatees, remnants of the plural scenes of its composition and transmission. In its entirety, it’s for Lily, who has crafted for and with me new techniques, which it falls to the lover to learn.
Click to expand...

Classic 1st vs 2nd sisterwife treatment. Actually Mal's acknowledgement is little more than a roast, compared with others such as Cliff.

Here's an inane yet depressingly predictable remark on Marie Stopes, who encouraged women to notice how their libidos relate to their hormonal cycles:

[Her] research, in turn, informed research into the hormonal basis of menstruation in the decade after Married Love was published: throughout the 1920s, endocrinologists worked
to extract and synthesize the three estrogens—estrone in 1929, estriol in 1930, and estradiol in 1936—research that might also form a basis for the untested-but-widely-reported claim by trans women that they experience menstrual cramps.
Click to expand...

lol.

A couple pages later he terms inguinal sex, one of the most mainstream ways married couples engaged sexually in premodern times, "the trans sex practice."

That's all I can take for now.
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: ram ranch dressing, Gutless, bijoux_hexjinx and 14 others
bei_rav said:
A couple pages later he terms inguinal sex, one of the most mainstream ways married couples engaged sexually in premodern times, "the trans sex practice."
Click to expand...
Inguinal sex, or “‘muffing”, involves fingering a male person’s inguinal canals (the canals through which the testes descend during puberty), as a simulation of fingering a vagina. I do have to hand it to Joe on this one – it is indeed primarily a tranny thing, on the basis no one else is deranged enough to think wedging fingers into a man’s testical-holes is particularly erotic. Check out page 8 of this deeply haram zine for a visual aid.

I don’t know much about premodern sex, but I’d be really surprised if inguinal fingering was a staple. I suspect you’re mistaking it for something else – maybe intercrural sex?
 
  • Like
  • Horrifying
  • Agree
Reactions: Clotso Coof, ram ranch dressing, Gutless and 12 others
research that might also form a basis for the untested-but-widely-reported claim by trans women that they experience menstrual cramps.
Click to expand...
This is great, I actually thank Joe for this. I hadn't really considered the possibilities of citing actual decades old research then completely jumping to claiming it could be legitimate support for some absurd view by randoms about a different thing nearly a century later. It actually reminds me of that paper Sokal quoted decades ago where the sociologist is all like the Observer Effect says a particles position is determined by us looking at it therefore Indigenous Magic is only illegitimate compared to science because we observe it that way. I mean, are you really going to disagree with me and say you're smarter than all scientists and that all of quantum physics is wrong???
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Clotso Coof, bijoux_hexjinx, Trianon and 11 others
MirnaMinkoff said:
None of these clowns can hold a baby like a normal nurturing human. The hold him like he’s an inanimate doll.
Click to expand...
Screenshot 2024-07-19 075546.png
 
  • Horrifying
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Pig Cups, bijoux_hexjinx, skirtgospinny and 8 others
AMHOLIO said:
Do you think poor baby will be blamed by daddy Joe for being the point in which Joe lost his youth?
Click to expand...
Considering that Joe’s main fault is, above all , selfishness, odds are good on him finding some way out of this situation.
He thinks of himself as a bit of a libertine and im sure finding himself a lower middle class guy in a dumpy suburb with a pet retard is far from what he had in mind.

He’s been a bit dull lately, but im sure he is stewing.
 
Last edited:
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Aunt Carol, Potatis Salad, everybody in Portugal and 7 others
Autistic Nonetheless said:
And only mildly less misguided..
Click to expand...
Donner Party wasn’t misguided, just unlucky with a very early snowfall…the trouple on the other hand.

Honestly they would have been on the skids without their substack trans-grift scam a few years ago. The cash influx bought Joe some Brooklyn time and a dumb lesbian to impregnate, but I don’t foresee any more trans-grifting windfalls in his future. The biscuit wheels fell off the gravy train after they alienated everyone with their BS and grifting ways.

Joe might have loved NYC, but it certainly didn’t love him. His lack of friends and network in NYC was astonishing. He might as well have lived in a cave in Scotland for four years, it would have been less harmful than his time in NY.

NYC has always hated the smell of desperation. Joe is desperate, empty grandiosity made flesh.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Anasa Tristis, Vaporus, expectant asshole and 12 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back