Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Too fucking long. Just give a translation most humiliating to Nick.

Two words: 面首 (Rough translation: Effeminate gigolo)
Origin from the records of (Liu) Song in the chronology of the Northern and Southern Dynasties (This entire dynasty is full of lolcows).

Spoiler: Explaination

According to the Wei's book on the Liu (Song) dynasty, In reign of Emperor Qianfei (Liu Ziye) around July 484 AD, the newely titled Princess Shanyin (Liu Chuyu) told her brother,
the emperor: "'Your Majesty and I, although there are differences between men and women, we both originate on the body of the late emperor. Your Majesty has tens six palaces of hundreds of concubines, but I only have one spouse. It is unfair, how can it be kept so!' Such then did the emperor appointed thirty people around him to server her as master."

《魏书·刘子业传》：“时（刘子业）其姊山阴公主大见爱狎，淫恣过度，谓子业曰；‘妾与陛下男女虽殊，俱托体先帝。陛下六宫数百，而妾唯一驸马，事不均平，乃可如此！’子业为主置面首左右三十人”。

Or just slap the English lyrics on to this video and get Null to play this song the next major Nick mention since it sums him pretty well. It's not like Null didn't play the previous one on MATI (Two girls and one guy) lmao.
Ruining my great thing with your impatence

Lyrics:

[Women]
A person's lifetime was never easy,
I urge you to reconsider your way you see.
If little brother quit jacking off,
Then you wouldn't look so asleep.
[Man]
Most don't reach 70 easily,
I told you not to swing freely.
If the police catch you you see,
It'll harm not just you but me.
[Women]
Since your incident was some time away.
I'm bothered you can't finish any-which-way.
Coping and seething all over the place,
First you had fever but now it's just sneed.
[Man]
I'm not coping or have been,
Just on coke as your bodies' seen.
Sandwitched between two wives asleep,
Getting sweaty is always neet.
[Younger Women]
Matters not if you do or die,
Matters that you come on the by.
When that day come you realize,
I'll treat you like a "kid" alright.
[Man]
Does it matter if I come early or late,
Little sister why don't you come to me by the way
When that day comes you'll see,
How good a nanny you'll be for me.
[Younger Woman]
Matters if you leave or not,
Someone had to be your ma.
Your ma only did two weeks,
But you were already too old you see.
[Man]
If you knock me down a peg,
I'll start looking for powdered milk now you hag.
Other places you don't tease,
except my now tortured pp.
[Younger Woman]
Told you not but you had you see,
If your penis would rise to need.
Tried all night but it wouldn't rise,
now you get to cope while asleep.
[Man]
Don't tell me to not be busy,
I searched blindly while the other sleeps,
Tried to join you in the bed,
But other sister kicked me down you see.
[Older Woman]
Told you not to reach freely,
Now your testicles don't swing out you see.
Even a hen gets angry if you play around,
So that pain should make you gut-wrench round.
[Man]
This week we went to see,
Stores n'sheet but you're bitchy.
Took your to see OBGYN,
Cause there was too much swelling.
[Older Woman]
This week we went to see,
Stores n'sheet but you're hungry.
Gave you several bowls of spagettos don't you see,
Now there's a gunt for all to see.
[Man]
Lady you know jack shit please,
It's not from anal sex (gut aches) you see.
It's just my little pp,
Doesn't have time to please your needs.
[Chorus]
(Incoherent druggie ramblings)

Someone got exposed to Chinanet posting.

Don't say that cause the name's from Japanese shitposting (Not like most people can tell the difference)... Fuck there goes my social credit score
Instead of giving someone a picture off a tripod to mock, teach a man how to use tripods so he can mock others for a lifetime.

 

[AltisticRight]

Don't say that cause the name's from Japanese shitposting (Not like most people can tell the difference)... Fuck there goes my social credit score
Instead of giving someone a picture off a tripod to mock, teach a man how to use tripods so he can mock others for a lifetime.

I could be wrong but I thought a lot of these hypermasculine characterisations of cartoon characters came from China and it was a byproduct of the older days surrounding a masculine looking female celebrity 李宇春/春哥.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I could be wrong but I thought a lot of these hypermasculine characterisations of cartoon characters came from China and it was a byproduct of the older days surrounding a masculine looking female celebrity 李宇春/春哥.

This is why I leave wonton and sushi runes alone. I'm too retarded to pay attention to the subtleties of the language.

 

[New & Improved Username]

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IT'S OVER

NickRekeitaJFS

 

[Watching Rekieta]

April/Aaron final. Did April move or is this parents? Relative of Kayla? The address for service is new (to me, anyway).
22622 615th Avenue, Litchfield, MN 55355

edit:

Brenda L Anderson​

Age 51, Born June 1973
Lives in Litchfield, MN

 

[Morch Ponkey]

I thought the Chinese characters said RAW POPE

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

People need to stop arguing about the Chinese characters. Let us just simplify it and say that anyone white guy who gets asian lettering tattooed to himself is retarded.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

People need to stop arguing about the Chinese characters. Let us just simplify it and say that anyone white guy who gets asian lettering tattooed to himself is retarded.

We need something to shitpost about while waiting for the next revelation about Nick.

 

[Maraschino]

April/Aaron final. Did April move or is this parents? Relative of Kayla? The address for service is new (to me, anyway).
22622 615th Avenue, Litchfield, MN 55355

edit:

Brenda L Anderson​

Age 51, Born June 1973
Lives in Litchfield, MN

April's maiden name is Anderson if I'm not mistaken. Probably her mother.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I could be wrong but I thought a lot of these hypermasculine characterisations of cartoon characters came from China and it was a byproduct of the older days surrounding a masculine looking female celebrity 李宇春/春哥.

李宇春 is pretty androgynous and considered good looking for someone whose unisex (I don't think this is a thing in the US), her music sucks imho. Also a lot of this stems from the desires to mock "sister" Jin 金姐 (Deadname: 金星 Jin Xing) who is a transgender MTF and got dick-chopped (back in the 90s, almost lost a leg here's her wikipedia), somehow the CCTV bring her on occasionally as a "reasonable" (lmao) troon to scream at the US. Not really related but tangential due to the troon mocking.

Nah, Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling first started in Japan from OtoMAD on Nico Nico Douga (@Null fix the NND embed media tag pls!), then spread to youtube poops (US/China) and nowdays Russia/Poland mainly. Lot of the catch lines are from Japanese memes originally.

Spoiler

Most of them are "mishearing" Chinese/Japanese from English phrases. In China a lot of this is to poke fun at the government via indirect trolling (until recently too hyper-masculine was bad and censored, gay still censored, hence why they use the wrestling scenes).
In China/Vietnam, the Asian ♂PERFORMANCE ARTIST♂ in GPW, Van Darkholme (or as China calls him 佟 dark 为) Is more popular because he played in many budget films in Hong Kong and speaks Canto/Viet. Japanese call him VAN様 (Van-Sama).

Stuff like:
" Payback's a bitch, man" ->ヘタクソ～でちゅね～♪ You're terrible! (Japanese)
"You got me mad now" -> You're amazing (Japanese)
"Give up!" -> GAY♂BARRR (Universial english)
Two can play it! -> (New) Nippori, a subsway station in Japan (Japanese)
"Hey buddy you got the wrong door, the leather clubs two blocks down" -> Eh, friend we're both Guang♂DOOR♂ (Guangdong) folks, so we share the same hometown.
"FUCK♂YOU" -> FaQ♂ or "Sent a Queen card" (from poker). Chinese

People need to stop arguing about the Chinese characters. Let us just simplify it and say that anyone white guy who gets asian lettering tattooed to himself is retarded.

FUCK♂YOU I'll ink that tattoo if you have ♂300♂ bucks though...

 

[Sretan Božo]

Nice crackhead toothless look he has going on here, disgusting

Not as disgusting as this.

Spoiler

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Not as disgusting as this.

Spoiler

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Jesus, that is a solid sixhead Cokey Crackets has. He should copy the late Niki Lauda and sell ad space up there.

 

[Captain Manning]

Has anyone even translated his gay chink tattoos?

It says "I love BBC".

Well, I mean, Altistic is literate in Chinese, whereas I am not.

I am sure as fuck not gonna argue with him here.

Too fucking long. Just give a translation most humiliating to Nick.

See above.

 

[Null]

Nah, Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling first started in Japan from OtoMAD on Nico Nico Douga (@Null fix the NND embed media tag pls!), then spread to youtube poops (US/China) and nowdays Russia/Poland mainly. Lot of the catch lines are from Japanese memes originally.

they've changed it like 4 fucking times and block VPNs so I can't even look at what they've changed it to now. stupid fucking nips.

 

[AnOminous]

Edit:
@mrfresh remembered it better than I did, but he’s correct. I distinctly remember my friend asking me if there was anything else to the tattoo because of how confusing they were to him

I'm pretty sure getting a tattoo in a language you don't even speak almost always means "I'm a retarded faggot. I'm gay and I don't even understand what I'm getting permanently etched on my own body."

What's more cringe: getting Chinese characters tattooed on you that end up meaning something entirely different/stupid, or getting Chinese characters tattooed on you that mean exactly what you wanted, but what you wanted them to mean was 'revered fighter of righteous fury'?

"Reviled lolcow of cucked faggotry."

 

[Jungle Strike]

Some older photos.
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Nick FAILED the green line test!

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

We see the throuple strolling into the convention center.

They Will Be Them

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

they've changed it like 4 fucking times and block VPNs so I can't even look at what they've changed it to now. stupid fucking nips.

That's been since like 2018/2017 since they got a DDOS and decided to kick VPNs (SOCKS 5 in China still works). They got pwned recently (like first week of June) and went Hakujin out though I think.
Now that I think of it, NND uses encrypted HLS and checks for a "heartbeat" (every 60 sec) too.
Edit: Might wanna hold off until whatever cybersecurity insanity they will implement from the hack is put in properly.

 

[AnOminous]

People need to stop arguing about the Chinese characters. Let us just simplify it and say that anyone white guy who gets asian lettering tattooed to himself is retarded.

Any moon runes tattooed on a white guy just mean "I don't just suck black dicks and white dicks, I suck tiny yellow dicks, too."

 

[Anticipointment]

Now that we're in this era of lawtube streaming with each other and sharing revenue, did we ever find out if Nick paid any of them for showing up for the Rittenhouse-Depp trials? He mentioned multiple times that "he'd be in touch" after the trials finished to give them their cut, but I've seen people here mention that never happened. Do we have confirmation he never paid anybody? Dude made a cool million+ off those trials.

Nick himself had said in response to chat asking if others would get a cut, or superchats requesting that Nick split it with a particular streamer, that they’d agreed (or the others had been told) that there was no financial compensation for coming on his show.
They got paid in “exposure”. If they didn’t like that, they weren’t obligated on. (This according to Nick)
Idk if anything else was ever promised & don’t recall him saying he’d be in touch with them later about payment specifically. It could have been a general “I’ll be in touch” socially polite statement that he had no intentions of following up on.
The law streamers have apparently got wise now, with simultaneously streaming on individual channels while being on the same panel.

April/Aaron final. Did April move or is this parents? Relative of Kayla? The address for service is new (to me, anyway).
22622 615th Avenue, Litchfield, MN 55355

edit:

Brenda L Anderson​

Age 51, Born June 1973
Lives in Litchfield, MN

Her mother