Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Diana Moon Glampers said:
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The total obliviousness here is hilarious.
“Here’s a thing a pre-schooler said, isn’t it cute?”
“I live like that and see nothing wrong with it!”

I can believe she has Five Guys. Judging by the size of her, several times a week.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
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Not "I'd like more time with the child I spent tens of thousands of dollars to conceive," of course. Just vidya games.

She's making sure to let the cucks know that they're on ice the moment they say the corpse-in-chief isn't America's greatest president.

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"Of course my political opponents must beat/abuse their wives."

A perfectly normal assertion backed up by exactly nothing. I bet the multiple 'husbands' wouldn't even sit in the next room over, listening to their wives getting 'raped' while listlessly jerking each other off.
 
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becky will never win lolcow of the year imo but i agree that having a kid has turboboosted her into a rarified stratosphere of our most despicable cows.

she is on a trajectory to achieve Nick Bate levels of moral horror, something i never would have guessed for her back when she was just a gross dumb attention-seeking gamergate z-lister notable mostly for telling unintentionally funny lies
 
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RisingPhoenix said:
Again. Anyone with some self respect would have words or seriously consider walking away.

She can't be any clearer, she only sees men in her life good for sex or keeping her in comfort. Otherwise y'all bore her
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I think the psychology of those around Becky may be more interesting than Becky herself. The only reason she’s able to be this total turbocunt is because nobody is willing to tell her to fuck off. Is it literally just a case of what pussy does to a mf? But even the most whipped dude will reach a point where it’s just not worth it. These are men who are seemingly willing to say, “For this fat, dead-eyed, useless hag, I am unable to say no.”
 
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lindsayfan said:
becky will never win lolcow of the year imo but i agree that having a kid has turboboosted her into a rarified stratosphere of our most despicable cows.
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You have to have a particularly dark sense of humor and a high tolerance for BPD bullshit to enjoy Becky content. And even still, I find myself hate-reading rather than lol-reading more than I'd care to admit. This is one bitch Null would never be able to crowdfund housing for.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I think the psychology of those around Becky may be more interesting than Becky herself. The only reason she’s able to be this total turbocunt is because nobody is willing to tell her to fuck off. Is it literally just a case of what pussy does to a mf? But even the most whipped dude will reach a point where it’s just not worth it. These are men who are seemingly willing to say, “For this fat, dead-eyed, useless hag, I am unable to say no.”
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I assume these are men who think they can’t get consistently laid outside of the sea hag. So they “settle” and endure this humiliation. It’s not a marriage. Just an easy way to a consistent booty call. And with no real obligation or restraint placed on their behavior.

Otherwise, they’d not get laid or have a relationship at all. It’s literally better than nothing. It’s a pathetic and cowardly mating strategy by loser males.

Becky calls these men “boring & exhausting.” And for once, she is probably right.
 
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Clad only in a very wet diaper and socks, six month old Hannah is being stored unbuckled in her stroller over a porcelain tile floor. Becky says she doesn't want any more kids. Yeah, we already figured out you don't want this one now that you have it, just like everything else in your life.

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Whoops, sorry, Jackson, that promise she made about how you'd totally be the dad next time was as well kept as all her promises to take care of the kid she made with her boyfriend. "Can I take it home, I'll take care of it, honest!"
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
Clad only in a very wet diaper and socks, six month old Hannah is being stored unbuckled in her stroller over a porcelain tile floor. Becky says she doesn't want any more kids. Yeah, we already figured out you don't want this one now that you have it, just like everything else in your life.

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Whoops, sorry, Jackson, that promise she made about how you'd totally be the dad next time was as well kept as all her promises to take care of the kid she made with her boyfriend. "Can I take it home, I'll take care of it, honest!"
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“They’re our whole world, when we remember they exist and aren’t actively trying to avoid dealing with them!”
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
You have to have a particularly dark sense of humor and a high tolerance for BPD bullshit to enjoy Becky content. And even still, I find myself hate-reading rather than lol-reading more than I'd care to admit. This is one bitch Null would never be able to crowdfund housing for.
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I swing by and do a catchup about once a month or so; any more exposure to Becky legit gets me MATI. I try to be polite and not spit on people or dance on graves; but if there was a feature about Daniel choking her out and got caught dumping her body in a dumpster... I'd be willing to rethink my position on behavior. No kid deserves to be in their household, and a woman's shelter full of mentally deranged troon rapists is too good for Becky.
 
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When I was helping raise baby cousins they weren't really spitting up by 6 months, or naked...but they're still keeping Hannah naked with the excuse she spits up on everything. Something they could've minimized anyway by burping and using bibs or something. It's weird they only put socks on her. Sometimes I find this kind of 'grey area' intentional neglect worse than straight abuse in some ways since legally nobody can really do anything about it.
 
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ExsanguinateHorizon said:
When I was helping raise baby cousins they weren't really spitting up by 6 months, or naked...but they're still keeping Hannah naked with the excuse she spits up on everything. Something they could've minimized anyway by burping and using bibs or something. It's weird they only put socks on her. Sometimes I find this kind of 'grey area' intentional neglect worse than straight abuse in some ways since legally nobody can really do anything about it.
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or heavens forbid, figure out WHY she is spitting up so much. some spit up is fine but consistent, constant spit up is indicative is something more going on. but becky with the bad hair care about anyone else but herself? lol. lmao, even.
 
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or heavens forbid, figure out WHY she is spitting up so much. some spit up is fine but consistent, constant spit up is indicative is something more going on. but becky with the bad hair care about anyone else but herself? lol. lmao, even.
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If it isn't caused by Hannah's autism or trans-ness, and it doesn't interrupt all the awesome sex Becky's having, I don't think she really cares.
 
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You see, I am not particularly into children and don't know much about them. But I am sitting outside right now and on the nearby bench there's a woman with a baby girl maybe a few months older than Hannah. She's pointing at birds and dogs and momma is explaining to her what they are while baby is making happy baby noises.
Seeing this random girl being outside, getting all this stimulation and genuine love from momma made me really sad for Hannah in her eternal Stroller Prison. (:_(
 
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