Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Kees H]

Austin really needs to clean up irondollah@hotmail.com.

 

[Cheese Balls]

I’m still torn between which gives me more pleasure. Keyboard, headphones or mouse death? I’m torn!

Fourth option: Total Chair Death.
Example: (throwback to one of the most underrated BMJ freakouts of all time, I think from March 2024)

 

[drachenbarde]

92% RTP is CRAZY low. I know offline slot machines have even lower RTP, but damn.

 

[Gooby]

How long will it take this retard to realize the RTP on the Hacksaw version of Mines this casino is running is 92%. In contrast, Stake mines is 99% RTP.

BTW, Hacksaw runs a range of 92-98% RTP the casino operator can choose from. Howl is choosing to run the lowest version. Bossman will get eaten alive at 92% lol.

I don't think he really looks into RTP at all, he doesn't talk about it or ever check the info page before he starts gambling. He plays a lot of slots that have strictly improved RTP versions by the exact same company. I'm not sure how many of them are on Howl, but with Stake at least I know he played some of the worse versions consistently. Pic related is a good example, BMJ plays a lot of the Sugar Rush (gummy bear version) which has an RTP of 96.53%, when Stake also offers Sugar Twist (gummy fish) which is literally the same exact game by the same company but with an RTP of 98%. That's a significant difference in how fast you lose money, like 70% faster or something. They even advertise which games are "enhanced RTP" when looking at the catalogue of these sites, the only reason to not play the better one is not knowing it's there.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

92% RTP is CRAZY low. I know offline slot machines have even lower RTP, but damn.

RTP doesn't matter if you simply get the Big Win.

 

[Kola]

I don't think he really looks into RTP at all, he doesn't talk about it or ever check the info page before he starts gambling. He plays a lot of slots that have strictly improved RTP versions by the exact same company. I'm not sure how many of them are on Howl, but with Stake at least I know he played some of the worse versions consistently. Pic related is a good example, BMJ plays a lot of the Sugar Rush (gummy bear version) which has an RTP of 96.53%, when Stake also offers Sugar Twist (gummy fish) which is literally the same exact game by the same company but with an RTP of 98%. That's a significant difference in how fast you lose money, like 70% faster or something. They even advertise which games are "enhanced RTP" when looking at the catalogue of these sites, the only reason to not play the better one is not knowing it's there.

I doubt he even knows what RTP or house edge is. It doesn't matter anyway. Could be 120% and he'd still be everything every day. Caring about probabilities and shit is just... weird, dude. It's such a scam anyway. It's so rigged. This is so wrong dude

 

[Terminal 128]

He's gonna fuck a dude and delete his Twitch and he's so serious this time
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Isn't Austin ever the intellectual?

 

[Gooby]

I doubt he even knows what RTP or house edge is. It doesn't matter anyway. Could be 120% and he'd still be everything every day. Caring about probabilities and shit is just... weird, dude. It's such a scam anyway. It's so rigged. This is so wrong dude

I get you're joking, but given the slowness of many people that watch BMJ and then think "gambling is a good idea!", I think it's just due diligence for me to point out that at 120% RTP Bossman would literally be a billionaire. These online casinos manage to make massive money specifically off of having their "mere" 1%-8% house edges, the mines on Howl having 8% is frankly absurd with how unrealistic to profit that makes it. Even at a generous 99% RTP, after enough bets it's just inevitable that you have trickled enough losses that even the biggest win possible won't be enough to bring your overall profit positive. The only gambling methods where wins can actually offset a lifetime of losses are the bets that you can make all life long and statistically be unlikely to ever win, like the lottery.

For anyone out there considering going down BMJ's path but "doing it smarter", you can't. Long-term there is no such thing as a winner, the only winning move is not to play. BMJ is the perfect example, he could max win a slot 5 times in a row today and still over overall-negative on his gambling endeavors.

 

[Kees H]

Mines could have 5% RTP and Austin would still be playing it. He's a gambling addict, he doesn't give a shit about all of this shit, nor does he understand what it means.

We're talking about a guy who screamed "WHERES THE RTP? RETURN TO PLAYER? HUH?", not about someone who is smart enough to actually understand the math around this, and that's why he's incredibly funny.

 

[thebigdream]

Mice are easy to replace. For me, the real toss-up is between the keyboard rage (which is way more vivid but less expensive) and the headphones (usually just a slam but way more expensive to replace). I think the keyboard rage is my fave, honestly.

Spare a thought for us wallbros, we haven't had a new hole busted forever

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Example: (throwback to one of the most underrated BMJ freakouts of all time, I think from March 2024)

One of my favorite freakout bits is when he smashes his chair and has to get a replacement chair. I spent months waiting for him to accidentally smash the wooden kitchen chair in a blind fury.

Spare a thought for us wallbros, we haven't had a new hole busted forever

We've gotten new wall holes. He just smashes them off-screen, or kicks holes in the wall under his desk. Probably because he's seen all the gifs people made of him punching his wall.

 

[Kola]

With Martingale, it is GUARANTEED to always win big at any betting game. This is the secret that all the big gamblers use. Just look at this chart: https://www.gsimulator.net/classic-martingale-simulation

The bankroll keeps rising and rising with no limit. BMJ doesn't know this secret, but now you do. Use this power responsibly.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

This is the same BMJ that just smokes random drugs before even checking if they'll potentially make him fail a drug test. Tests that can determine his freedom.

Of course he doesn't check RTP on the games he plays.

 

[Sneeds]

“evil kiwi farms chat”

Also fuckin @Jobama lol

 

[sharp lint]

He's at 14 streams for today. An impressive amount and he still has 6 hours left in the day.

 

[internet friend]

I’m still torn between which gives me more pleasure. Keyboard, headphones or mouse death? I’m torn!

Perhaps we should do a poll on this.

All these pale in comparison to the true Bossman kino: Door death

 

[Apple Picker Pete]

Cool () rat enjoys Bossman.

 

[I Hate Sheeps]

Cool () rat enjoys Bossman.

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Me walking to my pc after my 8hour shift knowing my life isn’t really that shitty.

 

[MadStan]

Mice are easy to replace. For me, the real toss-up is between the keyboard rage (which is way more vivid but less expensive) and the headphones (usually just a slam but way more expensive to replace). I think the keyboard rage is my fave, honestly.

Me too! I like the caveman oonga boonga slam and slam it again approach. Although the body slamming today of the chair was tempting!!

 

[Captain Wetbeard]

From a legal perspective, I do not think it counts as fraud because not using a VPN actually in the ToS you sign, and a KYC procedure is only necessary when withdrawing, for AML regulation reasons.
What are they supposed to do though? KYC people before depositing would cause friction and discourage people from signing up and starting to play, and sending money to US citizens without them having the proper license to do so is illegal.

Obviously a shady website playing the rules, like most vice websites, but to call that a "scam" sounds silly to me.

It's no different from when you sign up to Paypal, use it a bit, and then they KYC you when you reach 1k spent or whatever the limit it. If you have been breaking the financial/AML regulations (fake name, underage, banned country, etc) they will keep the money, it's illegal for them to give it to you.

The difference is that Howl knowingly sponsors people who are US residents, and knows that the ones they sponsor encourage US residents to use a VPN.
What they're doing is almost certainly illegal.