Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Just going off the deep end. Spiraling depression. But broke and in debt jake will always have money to buy 700 steam games, a 3ds, and the latest Pokémon game. Even though I think he said he would boycott it after some controversy involving the water starter.
 
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"I'm that trans friend everyone keeps reminding you to check on."

I want to rate that tweet Optimistic so badly.
 
Well the one part of being a woman he has down pat is the complete and utter lack of anything resembling balls [except in the literal sense]. How does a man make it to his age and still not have developed any spine?
 
Jake Alley says he has been "forced to pretend he's a man."

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The women Jake supposedly hangs out with would kick him out of the group if they knew he was a degenerate.

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Supposedly Jake's mom is treating him calling himself a woman as if he has joined a cult that he needs to be deprogrammed from and has been trying to "undermine" him.

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Jake supposedly was going to kill himself this week, and says he was going to do it by putting a toaster in the bath tub.

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Jake claims once again that his cat foiled his suicide attempt, this time because the cat "shoved the door open and hopped in the tub without looking" which scared Jake "the hell out of trying that particular method."

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Jake begs for money and claims that nobody delivers pizza "way out here." All his friends don't want anything to do with him now and Jake is trying to lure his Twitter followers into talking to him about "Steven Universe fan theories" or "wedding plans."

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Jake claims once again that his cat foiled his suicide attempt, this time because the cat "shoved the door open and hopped in the tub without looking" which scared Jake "the hell out of trying that particular method."

Don't think that the cat is doing it out of the goodness of its heart, Jake. It just realizes that if you're dead, then you're not around to attract rats and other vermin for it to eat.
 
Jake Alley says he has been "forced to pretend he's a man."

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The women Jake supposedly hangs out with would kick him out of the group if they knew he was a degenerate.

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Supposedly Jake's mom is treating him calling himself a woman as if he has joined a cult that he needs to be deprogrammed from and has been trying to "undermine" him.

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Jake supposedly was going to kill himself this week, and says he was going to do it by putting a toaster in the bath tub.

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Jake claims once again that his cat foiled his suicide attempt, this time because the cat "shoved the door open and hopped in the tub without looking" which scared Jake "the hell out of trying that particular method."

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Jake begs for money and claims that nobody delivers pizza "way out here." All his friends don't want anything to do with him now and Jake is trying to lure his Twitter followers into talking to him about "Steven Universe fan theories" or "wedding plans."

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If he put as much effort into transitioning as he puts into tweeting, he wouldn't have a thread here and I would refer to him with feminine pronouns.
 
The biggest bullshit is the suicide by toaster thing. Even lightly googling it shows that it doesn't work. But then again when does science apply to these troons? Feels before reals. If your heart wants a toaster to kill you then it should.
Edit: for a man who spends all day on twitter he really does not understand 'microblogging.'
 
The biggest bullshit is the suicide by toaster thing. Even lightly googling it shows that it doesn't work. But then again when does science apply to these troons? Feels before reals. If your heart wants a toaster to kill you then it should.
Edit: for a man who spends all day on twitter he really does not understand 'microblogging.'
When I read that I figured it was bullshit since "toaster in a tub" is something that's been very common in movies, cartoons, TV shows, etc.
 
The biggest bullshit is the suicide by toaster thing. Even lightly googling it shows that it doesn't work. But then again when does science apply to these troons? Feels before reals. If your heart wants a toaster to kill you then it should.
Edit: for a man who spends all day on twitter he really does not understand 'microblogging.'

That doesn't mean that he didn't run a bath tub full of water, jump in with a toaster and then weep when he realized he didn't even know how to kill himself right.
 
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