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- Sep 21, 2014
I think we've actually found someone more pathetic than Fire.
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Stangers think WU = STUPID, not mutes.
How does a man make it to his age and still not have developed any spine?
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"I'm that trans friend everyone keeps reminding you to check on."
I want to rate that tweet Optimistic so badly.
Two likes.
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She still does sometimes. https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=from:athenahollow secretgamergrrl&src=typdDoes Athena even engage Jake or is she another one of the CON group who just ignores him these days?
Jake claims once again that his cat foiled his suicide attempt, this time because the cat "shoved the door open and hopped in the tub without looking" which scared Jake "the hell out of trying that particular method."
If he put as much effort into transitioning as he puts into tweeting, he wouldn't have a thread here and I would refer to him with feminine pronouns.Jake Alley says he has been "forced to pretend he's a man."
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The women Jake supposedly hangs out with would kick him out of the group if they knew he was a degenerate.
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Supposedly Jake's mom is treating him calling himself a woman as if he has joined a cult that he needs to be deprogrammed from and has been trying to "undermine" him.
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Jake supposedly was going to kill himself this week, and says he was going to do it by putting a toaster in the bath tub.
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Jake claims once again that his cat foiled his suicide attempt, this time because the cat "shoved the door open and hopped in the tub without looking" which scared Jake "the hell out of trying that particular method."
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Jake begs for money and claims that nobody delivers pizza "way out here." All his friends don't want anything to do with him now and Jake is trying to lure his Twitter followers into talking to him about "Steven Universe fan theories" or "wedding plans."
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I think all of those posts can be summed up with :*snip - all the tat this man below is peddling*
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Jake Alley says he has been "forced to pretend he's a man."
When I read that I figured it was bullshit since "toaster in a tub" is something that's been very common in movies, cartoons, TV shows, etc.The biggest bullshit is the suicide by toaster thing. Even lightly googling it shows that it doesn't work. But then again when does science apply to these troons? Feels before reals. If your heart wants a toaster to kill you then it should.
Edit: for a man who spends all day on twitter he really does not understand 'microblogging.'
The biggest bullshit is the suicide by toaster thing. Even lightly googling it shows that it doesn't work. But then again when does science apply to these troons? Feels before reals. If your heart wants a toaster to kill you then it should.
Edit: for a man who spends all day on twitter he really does not understand 'microblogging.'