Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Bossman is officially in his "Fake Money" arc. Bean invented a new "Bonus Balance" category to give BMJ money in. It's "just like" real money, except you need to wager 5X to cash out even a penny of it. AKA it's probably not leaving the website even if BMJ wants it to. He's sperging out at his chat and banning people left and right for pointing out that he is getting the same sort of no risk fake gambling experience that all the other big names get, and he's coping hard about how it's totally different for him because "at least I'm transparent" and "it is my money, I just need to wager it 5 times first".

To be fair to bossman stake had a 3x wager requirement(for everyone, not just boss) and that was considered "raw and real". If he wins any decent amount he will easily run over the wager requirement just like he always did on stake, and just continue to choose not to withdraw. If he wanted to he could just bet every number on roulette 7 times and take out 67%.

 

[Comma]

Part of me thinks he loses cause he doesn't want the responsibility of living on his own, or moving out.

74 hours in Photoshop:

 

[AnOminous]

Bossman is officially in his "Fake Money" arc. Bean invented a new "Bonus Balance" category to give BMJ money in. It's "just like" real money, except you need to wager 5X to cash out even a penny of it.

That's called a playthrough and has been standard practice for online casinos for literally decades. They're currently way shittier than they used to be and the fact that Howl takes deposits from people and steals their money when they win is far more problematic. If there's going to be KYC it should be up front, not only applied when someone wins.

Using an openly American chump as a spokesthing to sucker Americans into signing up and losing their money then stealing their money when they win is an outright scam. I hope these cunts end up raped and murdered in prison.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Aaaand it's gone... lost it all in about 20mins. Part of me thinks he loses cause he doesn't want the responsibility of living on his own, or moving out. He's had more than enough to leave multiple times at this point. I mean... I get that he's a degenerate addict, but SURELY.

He 100% doesn't want to move out. Why would he? He gets free food, free rent, and as far as we can tell they expect nothing of him. The biggest detriment to him is it seems he gets interrupted on stream every now and then.

I remember the very first time I saw him win big, ~70K if I remember correctly. It was all gone within a week I think, and after he lost all of it he didn't react with rage or sadness, but rather said "well my life is just like it was 10 days ago. I do what I want to hundreds of viewers". He is exactly where he ever could want to be. He doesn't actually want a car or a house, as that is just responsibilities that he has to deal with. He wants to eat, sleep, do drugs, and gamble, and his parents let him do 2 of those for free. The only thing that he could ever want more than what he already has is ways for the crack delivery drivers to be faster.

However, I remember he once said his parents plan to move and that the new place is too far so he HAS to have a car. This is the only way he will ever "improve" his life, if he has to in order to keep his 4 main tenants. Food, drugs, a bed, and money to lose.

 

[Gooby]

To be fair to bossman stake had a 3x wager requirement(for everyone, not just boss) and that was considered "raw and real". If he wins any decent amount he will easily run over the wager requirement just like he always did on stake, and just continue to choose not to withdraw. If he wanted to he could just bet every number on roulette 7 times and take out 67%.

the 3x is stupid but 5x is significantly less likely, like you said the guaranteed method loses you 33%. The part that matters the most though is that BMJ isn't the type to do that, and his boss isn't the type to throw away money, he's giving BMJ money because he knows BMJ won't cash much out.

I've said it in the past and I'll say it again: If he just gets massive piles of money in and never spends a cent himself, and never cashes out: It's essentially fake money. Sure, he can technically cash out something sometimes, but do you think his boss will keep sending him money if he's not gambling? Part of his contract (per Bossman himself) is that he must make his daily $1500 last 1.5 hours. He's not gonna pussy-mode it and start doing penny bets to wait out the clock either, you know that. If the day comes where BMJ decides to start playing it safe to take money out instead of gamble it, that's the day the "totally not fake money" stops entering his account. He only gets it because he loses it, Bean literally said as much when he made rat comments about "I was worried he had 100K balance but we all know how this ends lol" or such.

 

[Collections Agent]

Let the man cook. I was assured by stupid people itt that Austin with infinite money would be hilarious.

Either BMJ wins 1 million dollars through sheer luck and bankrupts the company enough they have to rugpull KYC him or BMJ gets to bid ludicrously high amounts of money constantly to piss off rats only for him to lose it all and test his unmounted door's durability

Win/Win

 

[Null]

wtf boss gambles with fake money?? it's so over dude i used to respect him

 

[troonshine]

Meet Eoin O Boyle,
Eoin is a naughty boy and tries to phish people with fake Stake juice and attempted to phish Austin, unfortunately for Eoin he sent his phishing message to @dumbledore instead of Austin.

Unfortunately for Eoin he is not too bright despite having a Bachelors of Business Administration, and trough some funny business we were able to track down his Telegram account (archive).
This Telegram account had quite a unique username "eoinoboyl" so we decided to do some digging into the username to see if it had a paper trail and oh boy did we find gold, turns out this fucking retard used his full name in a phishing operation


@dumbledore ended up finding his LinkedIn account and after that it was time for a tormenting sesh in his dms, with some highlights including him confirming the dox

and him sperging out




Screenshot of his LinkedIn profie: (archive tools are unable to make a copy)

 

[MadStan]

Either BMJ wins 1 million dollars through sheer luck and bankrupts the company enough they have to rugpull KYC him or BMJ gets to bid ludicrously high amounts of money constantly to piss off rats only for him to lose it all and test his unmounted door's durability

Win/Win

It wouldn’t matter even if he did. He’s now in bed with such a shady site that he might as well win 2 million / he will never see a dime of it even if he did suddenly change and run for the hills with the money.

 

[OldSchoolBoxxu]

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"I'm the Bossman"

 

[draggs]

"I'm the Bossman"

I'm SQUIRT

I AM THE CRACKEROOSKI

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BOSSMAN

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Fake money arc hell no

The fuck you talking about, RAT?! This is all REAL and RAW juice, no fake money for the Bossman. It's all raw like he fucked your mom last night bish! DTPN!!!

 

[Swiss46]

Aaaand it's gone... lost it all in about 20mins. Part of me thinks he loses cause he doesn't want the responsibility of living on his own, or moving out. He's had more than enough to leave multiple times at this point. I mean... I get that he's a degenerate addict, but SURELY.

Bossman loses because riggers flip that switch when he's up fat. If left to his own devices in a completely fair environment Bossman's high skill and use of mathematically perfect strategies would leave him a trillionaire atleast. It's very disheartening how the Casinos cheat him and nobody lifts a finger.

 

[IcedBacon]

Bossman has basically ingratiated himself in an elaborate scam. The minute the tard wrangling becomes too much of a hassle (or he ends up in prison) they will drop him. As long as he brings in new marks, I honestly think they will let him keep some of it. BMJ is the best loss leader advertising money can buy. As long as HOWL can scam regular users out of their wins, they can afford to keep Austin on their payroll.

Problem is, BMJ's brain has rotted to potato paste, and he won't be able to stop himself gambling from whatever he gets from Bean. He's essentially a slave, but instead of working in a cotton field, he gets to press a button repeatedly for a 1 in 300 million chance to "win big"

It still boggles my mind that 175k wasn't enough

Also mentioned on stream earlier today, Bossmandrew found an apartment, and moved out. Guess the midnight screaming wasn't working out for him.

 

[thebigdream]

Also mentioned on stream earlier today, Bossmandrew found an apartment, and moved out. Guess the midnight screaming wasn't working out for him.

To be fair to Mandrew, it would've been awkward hearing Austin slam his mom's pussy everynight.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Some photos from his old company selling curry paste
(he is the fat one)



Bossmanification, as tradition at this point.

 

[break these cuffs]

What's more disgraceful, scamming gambling addicts or peddling jeet food?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

As others have mentioned, BMJ is in emotional stasis due to drug use and mom fucking. He has his basic needs catered to and is subconsciously terrified of having to be responsible for himself. He also has no real life experience or context points. He's probably never had more than a few thousand in the bank at most. $60k and $200k are the same number to him and he doesn't really know what either means because he's never had to handle any type of finances on either scale. They're just both really big numbers and he sees an easy path to get even bigger numbers than those and doesn't really comprehend what the amounts he's winning or losing truly mean.

If his dad cut down the internet and forced him to take that $200k and start a life for himself, he'd waste it door dashing every meal, buying clothes and expensive sunglasses and a Range Rover with 100k miles on it, and drugs. He'd be back home within 18 months.

 

[break these cuffs]

As others have mentioned, BMJ is in emotional stasis due to drug use and mom fucking. He has his basic needs catered to and is subconsciously terrified of having to be responsible for himself. He also has no real life experience or context points. He's probably never had more than a few thousand in the bank at most. $60k and $200k are the same number to him and he doesn't really know what either means because he's never had to handle any type of finances on either scale. They're just both really big numbers and he sees an easy path to get even bigger numbers than those and doesn't really comprehend what the amounts he's winning or losing truly mean.

If his dad cut down the internet and forced him to take that $200k and start a life for himself, he'd waste it door dashing every meal, buying clothes and expensive sunglasses and a Range Rover with 100k miles on it, and drugs. He'd be back home within 18 months.

That's why we love him. Austin is actually doing us a favor beyond being entertaining. Do you have any idea how many more moms he could fuck if he was a thousandaire?

 

[MadStan]