Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Doinker Marmalade]

He's gonna fuck a dude and delete his Twitch and he's so serious this time
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Isn't Austin ever the intellectual?

One of my favorite aspects of Austin that barely gets talked about is how he defers 100% of his thinking to his audience, he can only handle gambling or very simple games, otherwise it's a constant barrage of: "Which one should I get? Someone tell me where the thing is, is this a good one? Which of these is the best? Where do I redeem the game at? Where do I find this thing? Should I get this one or this one? Does anyone know where to find the thing? "

He is legitimately mentally deficient, which is why I want him to move out so badly, I think he only barely knows how to operate a microwave and that's it.

 

[The Grimace]

I’m still torn between which gives me more pleasure. Keyboard, headphones or mouse death? I’m torn!

Perhaps we should do a poll on this.

Keyboard's got my vote. The keys flying everywhere as he whacks it on the table is the funniest shit.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He is legitimately mentally deficient, which is why I want him to move out so badly, I think he only barely knows how to operate a microwave and that's it.

If Austin somehow streamed himself after becoming homeless, that would be gold. And short lived, I think he'd die quickly.

 

[LanceHaver]

Cool () rat enjoys Bossman.

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How the rats be feeling after they discover bmj's freezer cheese stash chock full of parmesan and cheddar

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

now that’s an interesting experiment, put Austin on a +ve RTP and watch him still lose it all.

I doubt he even knows what RTP or house edge is. It doesn't matter anyway. Could be 120% and he'd still be everything every day. Caring about probabilities and shit is just... weird, dude. It's such a scam anyway

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

now that’s an interesting experiment, put Austin on a +ve RTP and watch him still lose it all.

He'd just eventually turn his bet sizes to ridiculous amounts and get unlucky once

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Cool () rat enjoys Bossman.

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@Null can we get this one on the front page? It'll make the shittiest posters who hate BMJ angry.

 

[Kola]

That was fast

 

[baws man jack]

One of my favorite aspects of Austin that barely gets talked about is how he defers 100% of his thinking to his audience, he can only handle gambling or very simple games, otherwise it's a constant barrage of: "Which one should I get? Someone tell me where the thing is, is this a good one? Which of these is the best? Where do I redeem the game at? Where do I find this thing? Should I get this one or this one? Does anyone know where to find the thing? "

He is legitimately mentally deficient, which is why I want him to move out so badly, I think he only barely knows how to operate a microwave and that's it.

He would tell you he's street smart not book smart.

Crack confidence is key.

 

[ScurvyRat]

Cool () rat enjoys Bossman.

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he's literally me

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Gotta make the reload last an hour, which for me is no problem at all

I only cut out 2 and a half minutes between the first and the second clip by the way. The stream lasted 4 minutes

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He would tell you he's street smart not book smart.

Crack confidence is key.

this is what every retard says

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

You know you are a real entertainer when you vanish for half a day and everyone wonders if you are in jail.

He’s not, by the way. Just taking a big ole crack nap.

 

[Kees H]

Austin posted this almost an hour ago.



He got a 7.5k bonus, lost most of it off stream and is now going live with the remainder, teasing him doing 1 thou Blackjack hands and other big bets in the Discord. This fucking nigger.

 

[Looney Troons]

Does he only yell that he’s going to “hit that Dana White” when he decides to double down on his bad blackjack hand? Might help in our retard understood that the Martingale strategy really only “works” if you’ve got an unlimited bankroll… which I suppose he does. Bless the juicers.

 

[IcedBacon]

Aaaand it's gone... lost it all in about 20mins. Part of me thinks he loses cause he doesn't want the responsibility of living on his own, or moving out. He's had more than enough to leave multiple times at this point. I mean... I get that he's a degenerate addict, but SURELY.

 

[Gooby]

Bossman is officially in his "Fake Money" arc. Bean invented a new "Bonus Balance" category to give BMJ money in. It's "just like" real money, except you need to wager 5X to cash out even a penny of it. AKA it's probably not leaving the website even if BMJ wants it to. He's sperging out at his chat and banning people left and right for pointing out that he is getting the same sort of no risk fake gambling experience that all the other big names get, and he's coping hard about how it's totally different for him because "at least I'm transparent" and "it is my money, I just need to wager it 5 times first".

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

He's had more than enough to leave multiple times at this point. I mean... I get that he's a degenerate addict, but SURELY.

Unfortunately RatDad and RatMom haven't exactly made any moves to make Austin leave. As others pointed out he's completely brow-beated them into letting him do whatever he wants. Despite the fact Austin attacked his dad I was more surprised they let him back home instead of filing a restraining order keeping him out for good.
Besides why would you want Austin to give away his hard cash to taxes, rent, bills for his water and electricity. When he can just live at his parents house and let them take care of all the important shit that isn't gambling.

 

[drachenbarde]

Fake money arc hell no

 

[break these cuffs]

Fake money arc hell no

Let the man cook. I was assured by stupid people itt that Austin with infinite money would be hilarious.