Trainwreck Misty Michelle Henry / Because ICAN / Misty Henry / Misty Ray - Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spins a Web of Lies with Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids. Confirmed Racist, Incestuous Pedo, Paranoid Personality Disorder & Histrionic.

[Evan]

And if Tarded Chris is moving in, is Misty his payee now?

I hope nobody would look at Musty's background and think, "yes, this is the one who is responsible enough for all these stipulations and guidelines required of payees", but I've seen less intelligent moves by government officials. If she is though, she better keep those records in meticulous order or she's going to owe them for any unaccounted-for funds.

Between this and her "helping him out" with insurance, it's starting to sound like he's fleecing her, but it couldn't happen to a more deserving person.

It would be quite funny if Chris somehow ended up with her precious house. I don't know any avenue in which that would happen other than Misty giving it to him willingly, but a legitimately intellectually disabled man stealing her home from her after she's been screaming about how nobody but her then her kid(s) will have it would make me laugh myself to death.

That's a ridiculous number for her.

I just found a comment on that video too.

Correct, Mary Lou Shaw.

For Richard, if he is ever able to free himself from the clutches of the government.

Spoiler: Archive

A stuffed child's show toy for an adult man. I'm positive he'll be thrilled and play with it for hours while watching cartoons with Mommy Badtouch. I also have to agree with multiverse that that card is a bad look for Misty. I do not recall ever signing a card to my mother as "Frome: Evan", not in the least because I would have spelled From correctly.

Interesting that Aurora went to Nevada. Think it's for a partner? She seems like the type that might get involved with another Lamonte unfortunately. At least she's away from Misty and not acting like a shit online (that we know about).

 

[Angel Dust 2]

I have full confidence that we'll still be here in a decade, laughing at the antics of Aurora and Gracie, as they replace their respective mothers in lolcowdom. Here's hoping Richard doesn't become a sex pest.

 

[Starbuxxx]

Misty called the police on a groundhog.

She was settling in for the night when she heard noise from the kitchen and found a groundhog trying to get into the pet food. She called the police, who said they weren't going to come out for that and told her to call pest control, which she would have to pay for. If they don't take care of dangerous and potentially rabid groundhogs, what's the point of having a police force anyways?!

Misty had to go into "Pioneer Woman" mode and shoo it out of the house with a broom. She found its access point on an electric fireplace that, shocker, also doubles as a storage space for an old TV and other assorted hoarded items. She used bricks leftover from the failed lean-to project to cover up the opening. (She's tempted to derail the story of her courageous battle against the groundhog with Junior Gonzales sperging, but manages to rein it in.)

Welcome to your new home, Chris!

Took care of a groundhog completely on my own tonight...​

More whining in the description. If MPD won't help her with a groundhog, why should you expect they'll investigate robberies or murders?

 

[Evan]

Misty called the police on a groundhog.

Wheeze-laughing. The groundhog is a DANGER TO MARION'S CITIZENS. IT'S LIKELY RABID. IT BUSTED THROUGH BRICK AND DOORS WITH EASE. MPD WON'T PROTECT US!!!

I'm betting whoever at the MPD took that call had to excuse themselves for a moment afterward to just laugh. They certainly were thinking "That crazy old woman" but not in the way Misty thinks.

Did you hear her say she just took a bath? She still looks greasy and matted.

 

[multiverse]

Misty assumes the groundhog was rabid, because "they don't just go into habitable houses!"

Ah, there's your trouble, Misty. Your shit shack is not habitable, and the fact that groundhogs and rats and God knows what else come into the place all the time was your clue.

 

[Angel Dust 2]

I'm quaking in fear. Doesn't she have a rabid, ill behaved, stolen pitbull for things like this?

 

[a hapless toad]

She was settling in for the night when she heard noise from the kitchen and found a groundhog trying to get into the pet food.

Sorry Musty, it was probably just an oversized rat. Groundhogs would rather eat your overgrown, weed-infested lawn. And your hoarding and general filth would be far more likely to attract rats.

Mostly herbivorous, groundhogs eat primarily wild grasses and other vegetation, including berries, bark, leaves, and agricultural crops, when available. In early spring, dandelion and coltsfoot are important groundhog food items. Some additional foods include sheep sorrel, timothy-grass, buttercup, persicaria, agrimony, red and black raspberries, mulberries, buckwheat, plantain, wild lettuce, all varieties of clover, and alfalfa. Groundhogs also occasionally eat small animals, such as grubs, grasshoppers, snails, and even bird eggs and baby birds, but are not as omnivorous as many other Sciuridae.

 

[Starbuxxx]

She claims Aurora moved across the country to be with a boyfriend.

New hoard discovery, a fairy tale book from 1977. As the description tells us, buying this for Misty was the last nice thing her parents did for her; after that it was beatings and blaming. A books-a-million employee totally agreed with her that this is super uncommon. It's so hard to find books about fairy tales these days!

Misty is under the delusion that this is a rare item so valuable that Heather stealing it would amount to a 'felony.' This is the book she's talking about; she saw an Amazon listing (archive) of a "new" copy of an out-of-print book going for $344 and got dollar signs in her eyes. The reality is that, depending on the condition, sellers are asking as low as $2. (archive) Given that it's spent decades in a rotting pest motel without temperature control, $2 is probably generous. From the quick glimpse we get of Misty's copy, the cover has a brown stain.

The hoarder mentality in action: holding on to this children's book for so long was totally worth it, because now it has value! Will she sell it for big bucks? No, she'll keep holding on to it, as some kind of 'own' of Heather.

Btw, I searched the thread for "fairy tales" and found no mention of the book, or Heather ever using the phrase. Yet she insists this was a hot topic on the Farms. Hallucinations?

Found my fairy tale books Heather was crying about on Kiwi Tards.​

Spoiler: Misty's video description

Let's just say, if Heather were to steal this book from me, she'll be committing a felony from what I found out about its value last night. Mom and Dad bought it for me, not for her, before she was born., when they were still brand new in 1977 and 1979. She wasn't born until 1982. She can quit crying that, "I stole them from her, " now.

It was one of the few good things Mom and Dad did right for me that I truly hang onto. The memories of those stories are truly treasures. I truly miss those early years. Before the beatings and blaming began. The constant grounding and making me work for not only what I needed, but what they needed, too. Constantly apologizing before I ever said anything because I knew I had already been blamed for something. A habit I still can't break to this day, because LaMonte re-ingrained it in me.

 

[multiverse]

Misty is having fun playing every narc parent's favorite game: time to change her will! Misty announces to absolutely no one that Aurora shall now be her heir, to "protect" Tricia from some perceived windfall.

You see, she fears if she gives Tricia "her inheritance", then Lamonte and Heather will steal it from her "vulnerable" daughter. No mention of Tricia's fiancé Cody. No, since Tricia chooses to remain in communication with all her family members besides Misty, Misty has no choice but to determine that Tricia is too risky to inherit... question mark?

Because this "inheritance" does NOT include the shit shack. No, Auora is inheriting... something else Misty doesn't have? The uninhabitable former family abode is intended to go to her ever-loving lover boy, Richard. But if for some reason Misty "can't" will her albatross of a negative value property to her son, she will gift the shit shack to a "young veteran", preferably with a family.

Yes, Misty wishes to vex Teddy Inmann and Leverett McGee by burdening some poor vet with her infested knockdown property. It's her way of giving back!

God knows what Misty thinks she's going to have for any of her children to inherit but debt.

 

[Starbuxxx]

Misty has no choice but to determine that Tricia is too risky to inherit... question mark?

It's been fun watching Misty's desperate attempts to coax Tricia into paying attention to her. Just in the past couple of months, there was the birthday guilt tripping; tracking down her tiktok and claiming she was doing witchcraft; now threatening to write her out of the will, so that Tricia will never get her hands on even a single yellowing power ranger toy (unless she talks to Misty to clear the whole thing up). Simply ignoring the sperging, as Tricia seems to be doing, produces weapons-grade seething on Misty's part.

 

[Starbuxxx]

She's wearing a 30 year old t shirt from her senior year of high school. Nipples on display, very very disrespectful. She can't believe it still fits! (It doesn't.)

 

[multiverse]

She's wearing a 30 year old t shirt from her senior year of high school. Nipples on display, very very disrespectful. She can't believe it still fits! (It doesn't.)

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All my nuffins say that shirt doesn't even cover her first innertube of fat.

 

[Angel Dust 2]

The fairy tale book is kinda neat. Especially in comparison to the usual filthy toys and broken furniture she usually shows us. Not worth $300, but neat.

 

[Evan]

God knows what Misty thinks she's going to have for any of her children to inherit but debt.

She has The White Cat fairytale book that's super rare, her high school ring, all her plastic canvas projects, that ceramic cat that's found everywhere, a Paw Patrol dog for Richard, the reborn doll, and her entire MLP collection.

Who wouldn't love to inherit that windfall?

The fairy tale book is kinda neat. Especially in comparison to the usual filthy toys and broken furniture she usually shows us. Not worth $300, but neat.

OKAY HEATHER. You're just jealous of her having the ultra rare and valuable fairytale book, and it shows!!!

All my nuffins say that shirt doesn't even cover her first innertube of fat.

She said she "wishes" she could show the back, but my guess is it's not long enough to cover everything when she's turning around and/or tightly hugging her fat rolls on her back which she wants to hide

 

[Cheesegirl78]

She has The White Cat fairytale book that's super rare, her high school ring, all her plastic canvas projects, that ceramic cat that's found everywhere, a Paw Patrol dog for Richard, the reborn doll, and her entire MLP collection.

Who wouldn't love to inherit that windfall?


OKAY HEATHER. You're just jealous of her having the ultra rare and valuable fairytale book, and it shows!!!


She said she "wishes" she could show the back, but my guess is it's not long enough to cover everything when she's turning around and/or tightly hugging her fat rolls on her back which she wants to hide

Or she had to cut the shirt up the back to get into it.

 

[multiverse]

Not sure if late, but a couple of weeks ago Misty fantasized for nine minutes about all of Heather's posts here REALLY being made by... Lamonte!


He left Misty almost a decade ago. He moved out of the shit shack even earlier than that. Will she ever accept that she does not live rent-free in his head, like he does in hers? May we suggest reading the book, "Girl, He's Just Not That Into You"?

 

[Evan]

Not sure if late, but a couple of weeks ago Misty fantasized for nine minutes about all of Heather's posts here REALLY being made by... Lamonte!

I find it hilarious that even if it were Lamonte (it isn't & Heather is just a dumb liar like you, Misty - have you seen how YOU mix and garble everything?) it's still Heather's fault because she spoke about the family. Which apparently breaks a family code. But Misty harassing, stealing from, and literally threatening the life of her sibling? No "code" violations there at all.

 

[multiverse]

because she spoke about the family. Which apparently breaks a family code

"Don't you talk about what goes on in this family outside this house, it's nobody else's business!" is a very common refrain in lower class, abusive households. It gets passed from generation to generation, until someone breaks free from the cycle.

 

[Angel Dust 2]

Good to know we still live rent free in her mind. Heather hasn't posted in ages and she's still hung up on it.

 

[Starbuxxx]

A mechanic's lien has been placed on Misty's car, and she is in meltdown mode. There have been at least a dozen videos on this topic.

This is the first one, pre-lien: Mechanic angry I got my van running correctly...
Misty doesn't like the job he did on her van, so she shouldn't have to pay the rest of what she owes for him to repair her car. Also, she sought out a second opinion from another mechanic who totally agreed with her. This one was Hispanic, and you'll recall that Misty loves the Hispanic culture and is pretty much an honorary Latina.

JOHN SHROUT IS A F*ING THIEF
Misty's car is now being held "hostage" as she refuses to pay the mechanic. She claims that he did not do the work promised and 'stole' the parts she bought. Cue the tears! John Shrout joins the VA on the list of thieves who prey on disabled veterans. Because he is demanding payment that Misty doesn't have, he wants her to prostitute herself and is therefore a pimp.

In typical Misty fashion, her proof is random pieces of paper and footage captured through a fence - not trespassing, because she's not technically on his property!

She was arguing with the mechanic's daughter on Facebook, who says Misty was trying to get free parts. Not true, because here's all the parts Misty bought recently, like a vintage Oldsmobile grille! She'll be adding the grille to her hoard 'in memoriam' of her dear car.

She's actually happy she won't be getting the car back, because John didn't fix the door correctly, it fucking hurt her leg every time! It's great that won't ever happen again! Can't you tell how happy she is?

Now it is John Shrout's fault Misty had a TIA in 2019. He made her walk to her visitation with her kids in the intense heat, causing a TIA. She didn't make it to her kids; instead she and friends Tammy and Junior chowed down on the rancid food she'd made for the kids.