Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

There’s something profoundly ironic and sad about both of them wanting to hurt the other, but both of them just mainly hurting their kid by not giving him stability. She absolutely needs some coverage for the kid, and I also understand (even if it’s not a good idea due to his substance abuse etc) that Bam has a desire to be with his kid and win custody rather than paying his ex. However it’s their kid who gets to grow up in chaos over this shit, because both of them feel justified in taking things to the edge because they feel like the other party needs to make things right. In any case I hope the dispute gets settled soon so the kid can have a goddamn home, and daily routine again.
I suspect Phil and April will eventually raise Phoenix. Nasty Nikki prefers to live in Los Angeles versus having a stable home for Phoenix and Bamuel would rather live some kind of semi-nomadic lifestyle with a wife that he has no real affection for. Lots of grandparents raise kids because mom and dad aren’t worth a shit.
 
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I suspect Phil and April will eventually raise Phoenix. Nasty Nikki prefers to live in Los Angeles versus having a stable home for Phoenix and Bamuel would rather live some kind of semi-nomadic lifestyle with a wife that he has no real affection for. Lots of grandparents raise kids because mom and dad aren’t worth a shit.
I doubt it. Phoenix has monetary and leverage value to Nikki, and lets hope she also has maternal attachment to her son. Phoenix is now her only connection to Bam.

The only way Phil and April get custody is if the state removes him from Nikki’s care and kinship care becomes needed. Given this is LA, the neglect abuse bar for removal is insanely high. This is the same county that let mentally deranged Susan Schofield chemically lobotomize her children for media attention for over a dozen years.

I also doubt Ape and Phil are that interested in dealing with custody issues and caring for a seven year old. I’m sure they would do it if needed but I don’t see it LA County DFS removing Phoenix unless Nikki goes totally batshit.
 
Nikki probably doesn't want Phil and Ape to have Phoenix out of spite, they testified against her in the court case that decided she was never his lawful wedded wife and therefore isn't deserving of alimony.

That being said, I don't think Bamuel wants full custody because it's never been brought up during the child support hearing
 
I hope Ape and Phil do not somehow gain custody of Phoenix. They're major enablers who cannot say no to Bam; they would give Bam access to Phoenix whenever he wanted, and the last thing that poor kid needs is exposure to a consistently wasted father. (In addition to a mom who may also still be using.)

Their parenting has greatly contributed to how Bam turned out to begin with (to be fair to them, he was probably born part asshole.)
 
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Nikki probably doesn't want Phil and Ape to have Phoenix out of spite, they testified against her in the court case that decided she was never his lawful wedded wife and therefore isn't deserving of alimony.

That being said, I don't think Bamuel wants full custody because it's never been brought up during the child support hearing
I don't think Bam wanted a baby with Nikki, I don't think he wanted kids at all. Phil and Ape didn't seem to be big fans of Nikki, seeing her as trashy and a fame whore and they probably think Phoenix is simply a result of her trying to trap Bam. Nikki seemed to get pregnant right at the point Bam would be dumping her for a new chick, i.e. after a few years of partying and then dating.

A baby was her way of ensuring her and Bam stayed together for awhile longer. It sort of worked, but only temporarily. As with most cases like this the guy grudgingly sticks around during the pregnancy and then 3 years, at the very most, after the baby is born. I think Ape and Phil love Phoenix but seem him as a tool or pawn of Nikki.

Nikki seemed to be doing whatever it took to keep Bam around and playing Daddy, even refilling his empty glasses like a live in bartender, but it was doomed to failure from the start. The media attention of "Bam being a father" probably bought her another year or two with Bam. I think he would have bailed the first year without some media pressure on the issue. If you can even call a tweaked out, drunk Bam "being around" in the first place. I also got the idea the JackAss crew thought maybe they could dangle a carrot for Bam to be sober and having a wife/kid around would help the process, but it backfired in a big way. Making Bam stay home, not to drugs, and try to be a dad was a terrible idea. He seemed to think rehab was a vacation vs Nikki and playing drunk dad in PA. (But he was even worse shape trying to play dad in LA)
 
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A baby was her way of ensuring her and Bam stayed together for awhile longer.
It's been a while since I saw the Vice Documentary on his first attempted comeback but it was when he announced Nikki was pregnant and I always got the impression that Ape and Phil were really hopeful that this was the thing that was going to bring him back down to earth and seemed really supportive at the time.

Then again, being the enabling retards that they are his parents and brother went with him on the nine club while his entire life was falling apart and they both put on their best plastic smiles and acted like everything was fucking golden.
 
In the event Bam ever "wins" custody of his trophy-son from the gold digger, the kid would immediately cease to have any value to him; and be treated as such. By the time Phoenix is 10, Bam will despise him for being a better man than him, regardless of whether the fetal alcohol syndrome has impaired the kid to the point that he can't see his deadbeat dad for what he is. Not a single person is on the side of this child whose only crime was being born a pawn in a game where no points are counted.
 
I think bams parents should get Phoenix. Nikki is trash bam is ....well he's got a thread explaining that and Nikki's mom is A REAL piece of shit for the gfm.

Never thought id want a stranger who's a grandma to drop dead so hard but here we are.
It's a good thought, but Bam's parents raised Bam.

Just something to think about.
 
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It's been a while since I saw the Vice Documentary on his first attempted comeback but it was when he announced Nikki was pregnant and I always got the impression that Ape and Phil were really hopeful that this was the thing that was going to bring him back down to earth and seemed really supportive at the time.

Then again, being the enabling retards that they are his parents and brother went with him on the nine club while his entire life was falling apart and they both put on their best plastic smiles and acted like everything was fucking golden.
I mean hope for the best, right? Phil and Ape always seem ready to put on the public facade for Bam when cameras roll. Once Nikki announced she was pregnant it was a done deal, they aren’t going to share anything but positive thoughts to the cameras.

I’m sure they had some faint hope maybe this would magically transform Bam, but they knew it was going to end up ugly and in court. He spent has spent the majority of Phoenix’s life either being a trainwreck or in rehab
 
Nikki wants to couch surf and get high, Bam wants to wander around and get drunk and high. April and Phil are the archetypal overindulgent boomer parents but they have a stable home. I suspect once Nasty Nikki fails to secure much money for alimony and child support, because the Bamster is broke as fuck, she will be looking to dump Phoenix off on someone. The type of man that Nikki is after is the type of man who does not like single mothers. The grandparents typically intervene and offer to raise the children. This is a very common arrangement for white trash families. CPS does not need to get involved for these kinds of things. Hell, most of the times the parents who abandon the kids still collect the gibs for the child even though they have no involvement in raising them at that point.
 
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Nikki has westwood dreams and Palmdale money she either moves anywhere else besides New York where rent isn’t insane or she’ll be all over the westside looking for a couch maybe she can drive over to jujus party mansion in the hills
 
Steve O's stunts are just sad now. When he was fucked up on drugs he could at least have the excuse of being blackout drunk or on PCP but getting double D breast implants while 100% sober is just mentally ill and not in a funny way. It's like the kid in middle school would eats dog shit off the ground for attention because he has a bad home life.
thats not a lark, thats a complicated medical procedure that takes weeks of healing and hundreds of thousands of dollars to perform. the Anesthesiologist alone costs more than a car.
 
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thats not a lark, thats a complicated medical procedure that takes weeks of healing and hundreds of thousands of dollars to perform. the Anesthesiologist alone costs more than a car.
The price alone is stupid!
The fact that he thinks in 2 months they will just come out after a series of hilarious pranks……. You aren’t gonna be pranking anyone 8 weeks after getting under the muscle implants.

No fucking way.

Bams an asshole and only lame kids at zumiez ever bought his shit ass logo boards. To keep on topic of course.
 
Bams an asshole and only lame kids at zumiez ever bought his shit ass logo boards. To keep on topic of course.
That’s another thing about Bam’s embarrassing skateboarding career. His deck designs were dogshit, while most skaters took an active interest in their board designs, and many doing the artwork themselves, Bam’s boards were a simple photoshop of the element team design with a heartagram
 
The price alone is stupid!
The fact that he thinks in 2 months they will just come out after a series of hilarious pranks……. You aren’t gonna be pranking anyone 8 weeks after getting under the muscle implants.

No fucking way.

Bams an asshole and only lame kids at zumiez ever bought his shit ass logo boards. To keep on topic of course.
he got them UNDER the muscle?! thats the top-of-the-line. they go through the arm pit. what the absolute fuck? why is he getting the breast implants of a high-end prostitute?

Bams's neck looks like its trying to eat his head
 
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he got them UNDER the muscle?! thats the top-of-the-line. they go through the arm pit. what the absolute fuck? why is he getting the breast implants of a high-end prostitute?

Bams's neck looks like its trying to eat his head
What? It's nothing do do with top of the line or not. Submuscular implants are the more common choice on lean bodies as the pocket and implant edges are less likely to be obvious, but subglandular placement is often preferred by athletes or people whose jobs involve moving their bodies more as there's less chance of fucking your pectoralis up during surgery or recovery. There are a bunch of other factors at play too so without talking to Steve-o or his surgeon we can't know why he went for submuscular over subglandular, but it's nothing to do with quality of surgery at all?
 
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