Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Speaking of Pigling Bland's...
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....here is his continued copespiracy theorying about how drumpf did Nein-Earleven
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Naturally the guy whose head spontaneously exploded in the crowd the same second along with the secret service the entire democrat leadership including Joe Biden himself was in on this conspiracy. and will all be enjoying prison shortly
Is he trying to Technicality Tomlinson about the difference between "grazed" and "shot" or is it just his oppositional fatness defiance making it impossible for him to admit that someone he doesn't like was the victim of a crime?

Also, from a quick google search it doesn't seem like they make ballistic dummies fat enough to answer my high-speed camera question, which is what would it look like if somebody just smacked the side of his gut. :gunt:
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Month 2 of the Trumpenreich.
Bands of Rednecks, organized into well-armed fascist militias, stalk the streets of Milwaukee. They are on the hunt for undesirables. Bad hombres, trans folx, black people. They've been given lists of names and adresses, and at the top of those lists is someone the resistance forces consider a living legend:
Patrick S. Tomlinson.
In the first days of the Reich he used his writing talents to call on the masses to resist, and his covertly distributed political pieces have since become a major problem for the Trump Regime. Merely posessing a Tomlinson work is punishable by death. But Commander Tomlinson, as the resistance has come to call him, is as much a man of the sword as he is of the pen.
A fascist patrol, consisting of a tank surrounded by four proud boys, turns a corner into a quiet Milwaukee neighborhood. From the shadows, a water balloon comes arching over their heads. It hits the tank's optics and covers them in thick black liquid. The trump supporting fascists start to panic. That was a "Tomlinson Cocktail", and the tank is out of the fight.
Then, it goes quiet. Too quiet.
A well-aimed bullet clips the ear of the Proud Boy leader, blowing his head clean off, before hitting the militiaman standing behind him square in the chest. Two down.
Tomlinson breaks concealment, discards his PS-90, and draws his machete. For someone who's 200 pounds of pure muscle, he's surprisingly light on his feet. The remaining two fascists have no chance to hit him as he sommersaults towards them, decapitating one mid-flight and rearranging the teeth of the other using his fists.
He wipes his machete on his shirt, and turns to the fascist scum lying on the ground before him:
"This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy hell."
 
He wipes his machete on his shirt, and turns to the fascist scum lying on the ground before him:
"This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy hell."
With his dying breath, the last surviving militiaman keys his radio and speaks the words that turn Tomlinson's blood to ice: "Send in Jakob Raven"
 
With his dying breath, the last surviving militiaman keys his radio and speaks the words that turn Tomlinson's blood to ice: "Send in Jakob Raven"
Jakob Raven sat in his hovel looking at his lesbian wife. He had always resented his cousin Patrick Tomlinson for being so succesful and tough while he was a loser who did nothing but tweet all day. Suddenly the radio activated in his living room.
 
Month 2 of the Trumpenreich.
Bands of Rednecks, organized into well-armed fascist militias, stalk the streets of Milwaukee. They are on the hunt for undesirables. Bad hombres, trans folx, black people. They've been given lists of names and adresses, and at the top of those lists is someone the resistance forces consider a living legend:
Patrick S. Tomlinson.
In the first days of the Reich he used his writing talents to call on the masses to resist, and his covertly distributed political pieces have since become a major problem for the Trump Regime. Merely posessing a Tomlinson work is punishable by death. But Commander Tomlinson, as the resistance has come to call him, is as much a man of the sword as he is of the pen.
A fascist patrol, consisting of a tank surrounded by four proud boys, turns a corner into a quiet Milwaukee neighborhood. From the shadows, a water balloon comes arching over their heads. It hits the tank's optics and covers them in thick black liquid. The trump supporting fascists start to panic. That was a "Tomlinson Cocktail", and the tank is out of the fight.
Then, it goes quiet. Too quiet.
A well-aimed bullet clips the ear of the Proud Boy leader, blowing his head clean off, before hitting the militiaman standing behind him square in the chest. Two down.
Tomlinson breaks concealment, discards his PS-90, and draws his machete. For someone who's 200 pounds of pure muscle, he's surprisingly light on his feet. The remaining two fascists have no chance to hit him as he sommersaults towards them, decapitating one mid-flight and rearranging the teeth of the other using his fists.
He wipes his machete on his shirt, and turns to the fascist scum lying on the ground before him:
"This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy hell."
The Man in the Half Hovel, already an inspirational classic.
 
Hello brave Kiwi Stalker Children.

I heard a terrible rumor...that Patrick Tomlinson may be fat. Some say the fattest ever. Extremely fat.

Is that true? Is Patrick 'Fat faggot with bitch tits' Tomlinson a man of obese variety?

Not by any optical standard.

Enjoy lucid conversations with Joe Biden felony stalker child.
 
Every time I think of how shitty adirondack chairs are, I think of this idiot being upset that he managed to find someone who actually wanted one of those fucking horrid things.
you're just not racist enough, they're great to sit in sipping your mint juleps whilst niggers and black men take care of your fields and wife respectively.
 
Has Pat posted anything recent in way of his cooking skills? He did a bit with gardening and of course the chairs. Some outings like his dyke wife next to a wookie, maybe some food from places there and his trips.

Did he realize he's not the gourmet he thinks he is? Did the pests finally bully him enough times with that igneous stone he called a wellington. Or the "chef-y" pistachio garnish.
 
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