Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Drama Fan]

he is not too bright despite having a Bachelors of Business Administration

Very long winded way to say he's retarded, but okay

 

[Claude Sigma]

I don't care if he's gambling with real gold bullions, fake money, or OSRS gold.
In all cases it's going back to the casino, and he will freak out the same way. That's what we're here for.

Him being very sensitive when people mention that it's not "real raw hard cash" is funny too.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

he'd waste it door dashing every meal, buying clothes and expensive sunglasses and a Range Rover with 100k miles on it, and drugs.

You are being too generous, Austin has taught me of ways to waste money that I didn't think anyone would be retarded enough to spend on.
Here's a breakdown of what he'd spend $200k on:
- At least $70k in shoes, and I'm lowballing it because he's looked at a $26,000 pair of shoes before and said something along the lines of "I can't afford that". But if he was nigger rich, he would easily justify that purchase.

-$70k in drugs (Crack and weed and paraphernalia). Because why have a $400 a day habit when it could be a $1000 a day habit.
He's also looked at $300 weed grinders before so that should tell you something.

-$20k in CS2 skins. This is where the real retardation starts... he spent $2000 on a knife when he had like $20k in his wallet, so extrapolating too x10 that gives us $20,000.

$20k in peripherals. He literally thinks more expensive equals more gooder and knows absolutely jack shit about computers. Amazon sellers sometimes jack up the price of items when inventories are low and they don't want to delete the listing, so I could see Austin buy a $300 monitor for $2000 cause he thinks that makes it better qualify.

The rest I can't intimate what kind of retarded bullshit this mongoloid subhuman nigger can blow money on, I am not enlightened enough yet.

 

[Gooby]

I don't care if he's gambling with real gold bullions, fake money, or OSRS gold.
In all cases it's going back to the casino, and he will freak out the same way. That's what we're here for.

Him being very sensitive when people mention that it's not "real raw hard cash" is funny too.

He hasn't been freaking out quite the same way, which is the problem here. I've been watching his streams instead of just the rare highlights. Quite a few times now he has made big bets losing the last of his money and didn't rage at all, just low effort "man that's so wrong" and then eyeing the screen expectantly because he knows Bean is sending him more money any minute now so he won't end stream.

He is clearly a bit mellowed out, give it a few weeks of him adjusting to the fact that he always has more money than he needs pouring in and you'll understand what I mean. Highlights will be rarer when it clicks with him that losing it all doesn't lose him anything because he doesn't even need to wait for a juicer, he has a personal juicer in control of the website he gambles on.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

the 3x is stupid but 5x is significantly less likely, like you said the guaranteed method loses you 33%. The part that matters the most though is that BMJ isn't the type to do that, and his boss isn't the type to throw away money, he's giving BMJ money because he knows BMJ won't cash much out.

I've said it in the past and I'll say it again: If he just gets massive piles of money in and never spends a cent himself, and never cashes out: It's essentially fake money. Sure, he can technically cash out something sometimes, but do you think his boss will keep sending him money if he's not gambling? Part of his contract (per Bossman himself) is that he must make his daily $1500 last 1.5 hours. He's not gonna pussy-mode it and start doing penny bets to wait out the clock either, you know that. If the day comes where BMJ decides to start playing it safe to take money out instead of gamble it, that's the day the "totally not fake money" stops entering his account. He only gets it because he loses it, Bean literally said as much when he made rat comments about "I was worried he had 100K balance but we all know how this ends lol" or such.

That sounds rigged.

 

[Zamak Hoarder]

New peek at BossmanStats

 

[Square]

Austin has figured out (again) that it is indeed always the last square that makes him lose (and miniscule violence)

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I've watched over a thousand hours of Bossman content and I'm pretty sure I can play better than him and win big. I know there's a disclaimer on this page pointing out that gambling is foolhardy and doomed to fail, but I also saw Null wink at the camera when he talked about Bossman on the last stream, so I'm pretty sure the disclaimer is there just to keep scared money away.

I've already liquidated my children's trusts and got a second mortgage on my home. Bout to fire up some crackerooski and play some 100k coinflip. I figure if it goes bad I can always just sue Null for encouraging gambling.

 

[thebigdream]

I've watched over a thousand hours of Bossman content and I'm pretty sure I can play better than him and win big. I know there's a disclaimer on this page pointing out that gambling is foolhardy and doomed to fail, but I also saw Null wink at the camera when he talked about Bossman on the last stream, so I'm pretty sure the disclaimer is there just to keep scared money away.

I've already liquidated my children's trusts and got a second mortgage on my home. Bout to fire up some crackerooski and play some 100k coinflip. I figure if it goes bad I can always just sue Null for encouraging gambling.

Just remember, it's not chasing losses if you're CHASING THAT BIG FAT W BABYYYYY

 

[IcedBacon]

I'm not going to argue that you can make money gambling (you can't long-term), but the way he plays is just absolutely retarded. He's got the mental sharpness of a beachball.

I've watched him go ALL IN on black jack four times in a row, incredibly win 3, and then act surprised he loses it all. Statistically that's like a 0.00054% chance to win. He lives for the thrill of seeing that big number show up in flashing lights, and now that he's got fake money, in his mind, victory is certain (it's not).

"its only a matter of time now. I just need to bet more, and bet faster."

He's going to turn back to drugs hard, the fake money is gonna ruin the thrill for him, and he'll need something to cope with the new waiting game.

 

[drachenbarde]

New peek at BossmanStats
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So bean gave him $80k since he started streaming on howl. Wow.

 

[Collections Agent]

As others have mentioned, BMJ is in emotional stasis due to drug use and mom fucking. He has his basic needs catered to and is subconsciously terrified of having to be responsible for himself. He also has no real life experience or context points. He's probably never had more than a few thousand in the bank at most. $60k and $200k are the same number to him and he doesn't really know what either means because he's never had to handle any type of finances on either scale. They're just both really big numbers and he sees an easy path to get even bigger numbers than those and doesn't really comprehend what the amounts he's winning or losing truly mean.

If his dad cut down the internet and forced him to take that $200k and start a life for himself, he'd waste it door dashing every meal, buying clothes and expensive sunglasses and a Range Rover with 100k miles on it, and drugs. He'd be back home within 18 months.

If bossmans internet was turned off and he was given $200k to live, he'd spend 3-5k on an overpriced gaming laptop so he can click mines faster with 1496 fps and ray tracing, go to a hotel with free wifi, pay for one night then gamble the remaining money away in 10-20 minutes.

'he'll be back home within 18 months' lmao

 

[Konstantinos XI]

So bean gave him $80k since he started streaming on howl. Wow.

And Bossman has generously donated every penny and then some back.

 

[Kola]

I'm not going to argue that you can make money gambling (you can't long-term)

You sound like a bitter RAT, dude. You can absolutely make money gambling, in fact it's more profitable than many forms of regular employment, you just have to be SMART about it. There are gambling systems that can predictably and consistently produce enormous profits. Who do you think plays in Vegas? Why would anyone go to casinos if it was just a waste of money?

 

[Vernon Dozier]

I want to see Bossman get into sports gambling the football season is coming up he could clean up and it’s legal in Virginia with DraftKings

You Think you've seen him angry you have no idea the levels of rage a missed field goal at the end of regulation can cause plus there are lots of prop bets that Payoff horribly like the coin flip who will catch the first pass that would make him want to fuck a dude

Plus it would be funny Austin calling out nfl players as rats

 

[break these cuffs]

I want to see Bossman get into sports gambling the football season is coming up he could clean up and it’s legal in Virginia with DraftKings

You Think you've seen him angry you have no idea the levels of rage a missed field goal at the end of regulation can cause plus there are lots of prop bets that Payoff horribly like the coin flip who will catch the first pass that would make him want to fuck a dude

Plus it would be funny Austin calling out nfl players as rats

It's not fast enough for him. He can hardly wait for hands of blackjack to get done. I think it would be hilarious to do watch alongs with him, but he doesn't have the patience. Even prop bets, livebets, parlays, etc wouldn't be enough. He needs to smash that button and see number go down within seconds, preferably quicker.

 

[Gooby]

You sound like a bitter RAT, dude. You can absolutely make money gambling, in fact it's more profitable than many forms of regular employment, you just have to be SMART about it. There are gambling systems that can predictably and consistently produce enormous profits. Who do you think plays in Vegas? Why would anyone go to casinos if it was just a waste of money?

Very true, you can guarantee huge profits every day with gambling if you're smart about it. Just run a casino.

 

[ScurvyRat]

Guys I have confirmation that Bossman is back on the crackarooski.

It came to me in a dream.

 

[dumbledore]

track down his Telegram account (archive).

LinkedIn

Both are gone, just more Dox confirmation. He is an absolute fucking retard.
He has also deleted the Telegram convo we had, and phishing messages he sent me from his "spam" account.

Here is a list of phishing sites I tied back to him:
hxxps://playstake-info[.]web[.]app/BonusCode=FAD231.html
hxxps://stake[.]fyi/BonusCode=NewSlotsBonus1019
hxxps://playstakecom[.]firebaseapp[.]com
hxxps://playstakecom[.]web[.]app
hxxps://stake[.]us-bonuscode78697867979[.]com/bonus=BoostWeekly1006jfgh1/

He's been doing that for around a year now, since it was first detected by cybersecurity vendors.


Hey Eoin O Boyle from Letterkenny, Donegal, Ireland, I know you are reading this, wash your hair faggot.

 

[Necrosan]

I wish I could have Austin's "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" scream play whenever someone does not thumbnail an image.