Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Still gave better dating advice then John Mcafee's.
>Just go up to a girl and ask her to fuck you.
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Guys like McAfee and Maddax typically only get laid if they pay for it. So going up to a girl and asking to fuck is not unreasonable to them. These guys hang out at expat/sexpat hotspots for a reason.
 
I used to like Dick. Thought he was enjoyable for a guy who larped as a dating guru. But then he started to use a mentally retarded girl as some personal whore and started bringing on freaks like Vito. I never wanted to hate Juju the cow but the mother fucker decided defending pedophilia would be epic and based. Not really sad about this, just annoyed that he would ruin his reputation just to piss people off. Would say what a waste but lets be real, the only thing Dick offer the world was getting Maddox legally labeled as a cuck.
I'm pretty sure 90% of people here are ex juju fans. No one wanted to hate him, but he kept running his mouth. Remember when he had a positive page on Dramatica? Remember when people legitimately thought he was a space engineer and all around a cool guy?
 
Guys like McAfee and Maddax typically only get laid if they pay for it. So going up to a girl and asking to fuck is not unreasonable to them. These guys hang out at expat/sexpat hotspots for a reason.
I feel like Maddox gets laid more than Juju, not that it's a compliment.
That's as long as you exclude men. If you add in men, maybe Juju's single Burning Man session outdid Maddox's entire score card.
 
I'm pretty sure 90% of people here are ex juju fans. No one wanted to hate him, but he kept running his mouth. Remember when he had a positive page on Dramatica? Remember when people legitimately thought he was a space engineer and all around a cool guy?
Yeah I used to laugh but he is basically just repeating himself. He also wasn’t organically sperging about something somewhat relatable and it felt super fake watching him scream about nonsense minutiae like airline food or whatever.
The mint salad stuff , the open association with pedophiles, and the Eric July stuff isn’t really funny.
I’m married with kids now though so maybe it’s my sense of humor that has matured.
 
I'm pretty sure 90% of people here are ex juju fans. No one wanted to hate him, but he kept running his mouth. Remember when he had a positive page on Dramatica? Remember when people legitimately thought he was a space engineer and all around a cool guy?
Dax is someone I always wanted to like, because sometimes he did something funny on Xitter or some shit. Problem is every time I saw him on a stream he was one of the worst aspects with his "LOUD = FUNNY" mentality making things unlistenable.

Maybe he's only entertaining when you can't hear his fat gums flapping, that must be why people liked his book so much.
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I'm pretty sure 90% of people here are ex juju fans. No one wanted to hate him, but he kept running his mouth. Remember when he had a positive page on Dramatica? Remember when people legitimately thought he was a space engineer and all around a cool guy?
Yeah, it's been a looong half a decade.
I'd say half the thread are scorned fans like me and the other half are people who know him through the Sektur like Altistic. I can't tell who'd be more or less sympathetic because if you just learned of him through his involvement with Ralph, I'd imagine your first impressions would make you more critical. But usually ex-fans tend to be more vocal about how something or someone has gotten worse and you have the knowledge to go back and critique what you used to enjoy and see the warning signs that were previously hidden.
 
One of the reasons he “intentionally” gave bad dating advice is because he didn’t actually have any good dating advice to give. Everyone thought it was a joke because he claimed to be with 80s Girl, a hapa bombshell with giant cans, along with various big titty babes waiting outside his fuck palace/dream mansion at all times. If people knew he was banging Manjaw Marie, a chubby sped with D cups, and escorts posing as newsgirls, people would’ve made fun of him instead, like they do now.
"Laughably bad advice" is a solid and flexible premise.

I never wanted any dating advice from him, especially since his self-proclaimed type was "dumb girls with skinny arms." Prole taste.


Of course, I didn't know "skinny arms" was a dogwhistle for "prepubescent."
 
Yeah, it's been a looong half a decade.
I'd say half the thread are scorned fans like me and the other half are people who know him through the Sektur like Altistic. I can't tell who'd be more or less sympathetic because if you just learned of him through his involvement with Ralph, I'd imagine your first impressions would make you more critical. But usually ex-fans tend to be more vocal about how something or someone has gotten worse and you have the knowledge to go back and critique what you used to enjoy and see the warning signs that were previously hidden.
I think a lot of us were fans of Maddox, then the original biggest problem then after the breakup we enjoyed The Daxipad Show.

I think over the years we just thought everything was cool then things started to leak through such as dressing up as a Cow called Juju and gets fucked in the ass with a purple strap-on, having Digifag on there talking about his love for little girls, around that point I got bored of the show. Juju stopped having interesting guests on the show, he threw Asterios to the curb and replaced him with Vito the Pedo. The things like talking about how much money he made was a bit shit because your gloating how much you made from people. He ended up with Riley who’s a fucking fat retard. Dick coercing a mentally challenged women who shits her knickers to run away from her family home.

When the quality of content stagnates it’s much harder to smooth over the cracks with your audience and things start to become more noticeable and that persona becomes more transparent and the real person becomes more opaque.
 
I'm a recent convert and went from a casual fan to outright hating the guy. I'm pretty sure most fans who have youtubed his name looking for funny clips of him have run into references to JuJu, Vito pedo jokes, and references to his simp texts. However Dax is very good at downplaying or outright lying to the audience about this stuff. His fans also don't want their bubble burst, as even though the show is stagnant and no one is really that funny, it's still familiar and that stuff with Maddox and Dr Phil years ago was pretty entertaining...However, the Mint Salad stuff is so Evil and she is so obviously retarded (even watching 30 secs of the video reviews uploaded by her handler show that) that it was like getting my head dunked in ice water, and I flipped on Dax pretty much instantly...It's too bad the majority of stuff people online go after him for in comments are things he can downplay (JuJu, Simp texts) or are things a fan can rationalize he is supporting (cuties) because he is "in character".
 
Sam Kinison and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
People tend to forget that he used to be a minister, which is why he spoke the way he did in his comedy career. His joke about how Africans should move out of the desert to stop starving gets mentioned every so often in my family.
 
I'm a recent convert and went from a casual fan to outright hating the guy. I'm pretty sure most fans who have youtubed his name looking for funny clips of him have run into references to JuJu, Vito pedo jokes, and references to his simp texts. However Dax is very good at downplaying or outright lying to the audience about this stuff. His fans also don't want their bubble burst, as even though the show is stagnant and no one is really that funny, it's still familiar and that stuff with Maddox and Dr Phil years ago was pretty entertaining...However, the Mint Salad stuff is so Evil and she is so obviously retarded (even watching 30 secs of the video reviews uploaded by her handler show that) that it was like getting my head dunked in ice water, and I flipped on Dax pretty much instantly...It's too bad the majority of stuff people online go after him for in comments are things he can downplay (JuJu, Simp texts) or are things a fan can rationalize he is supporting (cuties) because he is "in character".
I was a casual fan, but what flipped it for me was when they all got Jesse from Podawful on the Killstream, dog piled him and it was obvious Jesse was being muted. The old instincts kicked in and I sensed Daxipad was sensitive on the subject, then PPP comes out of nowhere drunk onto the Rekeita stream, and this fat and very drunk Canadian retard effortless pushed in both Dax and Nick's shit in, to the point the mask dropped for both of them, and I realized they were both faggots worth of mocking. Over the next few weeks Dax would tweet about what was being posted on here (totally as a joke and a bit Guiz!) because he was asspained people were laughing at him.

I don't know about others here, but moments like that happen to me, with other people (ecelebs, people on here, and in real life), where something happens and you gain a glimpse of the sensitive little bitch underneath. It is often a small thing, but it is like blood in the water to a shark and it just becomes a case of needing to needle that person until you force a sperg out. It isn't about disliking the person, I really don't care enough about most people to take a dislike, but it is an amusement at breaking the facade a person puts up. The whole simpspiracy thing stands out to me because I think I shared that same feeling and instinct with a whole lot of others on here and it was fun upsetting Dick. I don't hate Dick, I have contempt for him, because he really is all front covering up a most pathetic.
 
I’ve said this ad nauseam throughout the thread but the moment Maddax lost me was when he did a rage about Diet Coke for 20 minutes. Basically a case of Diet Coke comes in a different arrangement than the regular and that was apparently a big deal to him to where he ranted about this for 20 minutes. It was at that moment when I realized he was unfunny and had nothing to say. This was Fall 2019 I believe but before the Asterios fallout.
 
I’ve said this ad nauseam throughout the thread but the moment Maddax lost me was when he did a rage about Diet Coke for 20 minutes. Basically a case of Diet Coke comes in a different arrangement than the regular and that was apparently a big deal to him to where he ranted about this for 20 minutes. It was at that moment when I realized he was unfunny and had nothing to say. This was Fall 2019 I believe but before the Asterios fallout.
I haven’t heard it but I know in my heart he also talked about fat chicks in that 20 minutes
 
I’ve said this ad nauseam throughout the thread but the moment Maddax lost me was when he did a rage about Diet Coke for 20 minutes. Basically a case of Diet Coke comes in a different arrangement than the regular and that was apparently a big deal to him to where he ranted about this for 20 minutes. It was at that moment when I realized he was unfunny and had nothing to say. This was Fall 2019 I believe but before the Asterios fallout.
Fall 2019 was definitely a time when the show was going downhill, but still worked well enough as filler. Something to listen to while I'm working to distract my thoughts. That's all I really want out of a podcast.

I have low standards for my podcasts. I need a good voice talking about topics that don't put me off, while also keeping the energy up so I don't slow down. It's amazing how many out there just do not meet those standards.
 
Aside from Dan Carlin, whose podcasts are more like audio essays, I really can't listen to any podcasts anymore.

Fucking Karl decided to become Dax's biggest blowjob buddy for reasons that befuddle the mind.
Karl probably feels like he owes his success to Daxipad. WATP was pretty obscure before Karl started getting on the Dick Show. His show has been awful for at least two years now but it's still pretty popular I feel.
 
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