Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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IsaacShraeder said:
Month 2 of the Trumpenreich.
Bands of Rednecks, organized into well-armed fascist militias, stalk the streets of Milwaukee. They are on the hunt for undesirables. Bad hombres, trans folx, black people. They've been given lists of names and adresses, and at the top of those lists is someone the resistance forces consider a living legend:
Patrick S. Tomlinson.
In the first days of the Reich he used his writing talents to call on the masses to resist, and his covertly distributed political pieces have since become a major problem for the Trump Regime. Merely posessing a Tomlinson work is punishable by death. But Commander Tomlinson, as the resistance has come to call him, is as much a man of the sword as he is of the pen.
A fascist patrol, consisting of a tank surrounded by four proud boys, turns a corner into a quiet Milwaukee neighborhood. From the shadows, a water balloon comes arching over their heads. It hits the tank's optics and covers them in thick black liquid. The trump supporting fascists start to panic. That was a "Tomlinson Cocktail", and the tank is out of the fight.
Then, it goes quiet. Too quiet.
A well-aimed bullet clips the ear of the Proud Boy leader, blowing his head clean off, before hitting the militiaman standing behind him square in the chest. Two down.
Tomlinson breaks concealment, discards his PS-90, and draws his machete. For someone who's 200 pounds of pure muscle, he's surprisingly light on his feet. The remaining two fascists have no chance to hit him as he sommersaults towards them, decapitating one mid-flight and rearranging the teeth of the other using his fists.
He wipes his machete on his shirt, and turns to the fascist scum lying on the ground before him:
"This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy hell."
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You just know he has run this fantasy in his head many times in many variations depending on who his ‘enemy du jour‘ is.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
That's because he hasn't matured since grade school and has a sub 80 IQ. You can hand over paint chips to him and he'd think they're almond brittle
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If a stalker-child tells him they are paint chips and that eating them would kill him, he would wolf them down and try to look smug and superior while dying and pissing himself
 
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I thought Patrick's "Trump is literally worse than Hitler" statement was the height of his histrionic, bitch-titted craziness but "this is what the end of humanity looks like" because 81 year old Biden is no longer in the running has easily surpassed that.

What a crazy cunt of a person he is. Porky fella too. Big ol pair o' tiddies on 'im.
 
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MilkThePig said:
I thought Patrick's "Trump is literally worse than Hitler" statement was the height of his histrionic, bitch-titted craziness but "this is what the end of humanity looks like" because 81 year old Biden is no longer in the running has easily surpassed that.

What a crazy cunt of a person he is. Porky fella too. Big ol pair o' tiddies on 'im.
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He and people like him think that Trump is the antichrist, however the antichrist wont come from America no matter how hard they wish it.
 
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Alright, finished a busy day of werk, lets see what the pig offereth forth tonight....
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Ya know I should invent some spinoff of the famous Tickle-Me-Elmo toy called the Tickle-Me-Tomlinson in which a comically obese plush-patrick responds to any and all pokes and prods with either "NO CHILD, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POKE ME, YOU ARE SIMPLY....INSANE" or some variation of "THIS IS WHY YOUR LIFE IS OVER STALKER. ENJOY PRISON" or a random selection from his greatest quotes

Naturally, it would also serve as a fleshlight and would have special "PLEASE STOP" and "IT HURTS" and "NO CHILD YOU ARE NOT RAPING ME" voice lines whenever you touch his little plushy-prostate, so that stalkerchilds young and old can enjoy him
 
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Judge Holden said:
Ya know I should invent some spinoff of the famous Tickle-Me-Elmo toy called the Tickle-Me-Tomlinson in which a comically obese plush-patrick responds to any and all pokes and prods with either "NO CHILD, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POKE ME, YOU ARE SIMPLY....INSANE" or some variation of "THIS IS WHY YOUR LIFE IS OVER STALKER. ENJOY PRISON" or a random selection from his greatest quotes
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be the change you want to see ...

Though I'm sure alibaba has something also ...

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Cpc-Yanxiannv-Bubble-Tea-Pig-Plush_1601001162255.html and https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Round-Shape-programmable-plush-toy-sound_1600813174660.html might do it .... new merch run?
 
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AprilRains said:
Area expert on being mocked mistakes compulsive cackling for real humor:
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This coming from the guy who laughed at Trump and people who get hurt. Fuck off Patrick.
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be the change you want to see ...

Though I'm sure alibaba has something also ...

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Cpc-Yanxiannv-Bubble-Tea-Pig-Plush_1601001162255.html and https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Round-Shape-programmable-plush-toy-sound_1600813174660.html might do it .... new merch run?
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You can get a tiny speaker that has a microsd slot in it to play sounds. I use one to play this in one of my favourite tanks.
Eventually I'm turning it into an RC tank.
Basically this, but Imperial Guard
 
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58000 followers, only 2.07% of them have seen that tweet. That's about the percentage of the people in his city that have seen his micro penis on the news. The rest saw nothing because even high resolution screens can't increase the size of that faucet penis.
Also, why haven't we talked about Patrick supposed having several editors going through his new book?
 
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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
He'll never hit stage 5. He's too stupid (and fat) to accept anything less than his delusional view of reality.
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I'll eat my words [insert fat joke here] about Tubby not accepting Harris as the democratic nominee. I thought his stubbornness, or pig headedness if you prefer, would be stronger than his smooth malleable brain. He is lock step in whatever CNN and the democratic party tell him. I would say that he's a useful idiot but we all know that first part isn't true. And he's fat.
 
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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
I'll eat my words [insert fat joke here] about Tubby not accepting Harris as the democratic nominee.
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Patrick wants to be liked and figures watching Mourning Joe on MSNBC for the way the party wind blows is good enough.

They went from 'nope' to 'yup' just like Patrick.

The Patamanics should remember if Patrick was pro Harris in 2020 'till she bailed due to sucking and needing Bernie to not be the winner.
 
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I love watching Leslie fuck with Pat, she can make the pig dance like no one else. That is why, as a doctor and as a fan, it pains me to see she fell for the "puberty blockers are harmless" bullshit.
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On the bright side, that just confirms how hateble Pat is. It should be impossible for someone like Les to be so disgusted by him and yet... here we are:
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