Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Lugubrious]

Boogie has been getting laid non-stop since he was 6, fucking haters are so upset. He has a child bride, in-house chef, 20k live viewer streams, and TWO caretakers. KEEP SEETHING KIWI FARMS!

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Boogie was never molested.

 

[MoreCopeMoreRope]

Boogie and the Case of the Missing Scars/Burns

Boogie used to claim a few years ago that his mother hit him in the forehead with the claw end of a hammer and has no scar whatsoever. And just kinda never talks about it anymore. As if being hit in the head by a grown fucking woman with a hammer wouldn't leave a mark. Maybe his superior Native American blood™ just causes him to heal faster than us normal people.

 

[NegaBoogie1488]

Are we really supposed to believe someone wanted to molest this? Come on now son.
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Some one on the next podcast should bring out a cabbage patch doll and asked where his family, friends and pets touched him as a child.

I cannot believe he said a kid stole his bike and asked him for a BJ to get it back. Boogie is so bad a lying and is not used to this level of scrutiny.

 

[SpurdosBiggestFan]

Hey, boogie can’t legally own guns now. This would be the perfect time to pay him another visit.

Wasn't it Chad's gun?

 

[Barbarella]

Did I imagine it or did boogie say he penetrated his sister when he was 6?

Can a 6 year old penetrate anybody, much less a much older sister?

There was all this stuff about him forgiving her because she was the abuser, but I swear that was in there.

Here is what Boogers childhood was like and why he’s a liar. It’s fanfic (hatefic) so I’ll spoil.

He grew up in rural Virginia. His mother was a head start teacher, his dad a coal miner and a drunk. Dad probably came home from work and went straight to the town bar. Mom was pissed at Dad, the other two kids were teens, so lavished her love on Boogie. No, not like that. She let him eat what he wanted, bought what she could afford, he got pizza for dinner, was allowed to have soda. Dad would come home and say, “Wanda, why are you letting this boy get so fat? What did you eat today boy?” And Boogie would lie. “Nothing pop, just a salad.” Or “mom made me eat it.” And Dad would grumble and say something misogynistic about mothers and sons and go hit the bar. Steve’s lies paid off, Dad left him alone.

Booger was made fun of because he was the fattest kid in school so he started making up stories about going places they couldn’t go, winning at games, and some kids believed it. Lies worked and people picked on him less.

Eventually he was eating so much that it dipped into Pop’s booze fund and he yelled at Wanda for not taking care of her son. Wanda realized she wasn’t helping Steve with the over-feeding so pulled back on junk. Boogie started stealing food and lying to get it, and hating his mother because she wouldn’t give him as much pizza. Boogie would lie about not having McDonalds with the burger in his hand. Mom slapped Boogie, but it only taught him to lie more.

A couple other losers in school made friends with Boogie and he started telling tall tales about his terrible home life. They all bought it and felt bad for him, gave him their extra cookies. He enjoyed that and incorporated it into his personality.

Boogie hit puberty as the fattest fuck anybody had seen so started checking out porn, and started believing that was the way relationships worked. He tried making up sad stories so girls would feel sorry for him and they might hug him so he could at least cop a feel.

By 18 his lying for food and sympathy were part of him. His friends were all uncritical lazy losers who didn’t question him.

Then he made a video that went viral and in the original YouTube era people were less skeptical and took things at face value. He said whatever he wanted to get attention, so he spun his web of lies. He never imagined how much the internet would change, and he’d be the one trapped.

Lying is a reflex. All because he didn’t want Pop to know he ate the box of cookies.

 

[Zaryiu2]

I have a message for Boogie in the form of a rebus

Spoiler: What it means

Die Boogie die, you belong in hell!

 

[Truly Rural]

Did I imagine it or did boogie say he penetrated his sister when he was 6?

Yes yes he did. He said he penetrated a person he doesn't want to talk about, and that person he doesn't want to talk about is his sister. I heard him say he was 5 at the time.

 

[Lurker Child]

Are we really supposed to believe someone wanted to molest this? Come on now son.
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I can't think of anyone who finds PPP attractive so you have a point.

Also, I just finished watching Jim's segment on Lolcow Live. It was pretty good. I'm really looking forward to his third Boogie stream tomorrow. However. Just a small, tiny peeve.

CAN BOOGIE SHUT THE FUCK UP!?​

Boogie constantly interrupts everyone else on the show. He constantly needs to butt in and retort when someone else is speaking. BLACK WOMEN ARE MORE CONSIDERATE THAN HIM. I'm honestly surprised that Keem just doesn't mute Boogie when someone else is speaking. It's so. fucking. annoying. One more thing. I don't believe anything out of this guy's mouth, but the mom sex abuse story was stupid. What? Mom nipple crippled you!? Get the fuck out of here. Considering his past as an edgy porn blogger, I wouldn't be surprised if he's improvising from smut he read.

Did I imagine it or did boogie say he penetrated his sister when he was 6?

YES, YES HE DID. I HEARD IT TOO. It got me like: "NIGGER, people don't EXIST sexually at the age of 6." A boy doesn't start sexually developing until 12 or 13. But six? SIX!? Can you even get hard at that age? Is that even physically possible?

Edit: Nevermind. He probably meant fingers or the sort. Still reads like a nonce's smut. I HIGHLY doubt it. Also, I'm not sure if he said his sister but it was when Jim was on so you can check there.

 

[NationalBolshevik]

What do you think Boogie will do for his 50th?

Be a fat faggot and seethe

 

[MajinGoku]

Im suprised boogie hasnt used the chris tyson situation to grift

 

[Red flaming panda]

Lolcow Live is starting to feel like a personal hell for Boogie. His lies, his manipulation, all exposed live. The masses criticize him every day for all the lies he's told. And the hosts mock him relentlessly as he begs for mercy. What you see is a house Boogie has built. A home constructed of the lies and manipulation he's pushed over the years. And it's burning down in front of us, and Keem is forcing Boogie to lie in the smoldering ruins. Yet because this loser is so egotistical not to kill himself, he is forced to sit there and watch as his home crumbles to dust. He'll try pulling all his tactics to gain the slightest amount of sympathy. But he'll never receive it again cause no one buys the façade. And Boogies knows this, so all he can do is squeal like a pig as he is butchered alive.
Suffah Boogie, suffah.

 

[moorhen]

What do you think Boogie will do for his 50th?

I hope that he dies for his birthday.

 

[deadniggerstorage]

I think he's implying he fingered his sister (ETA- see post below. He said he got fingered by someone?? WTF is going on?) I don't know. I don't want to know. I wish he never brought any of this up. I hate hearing about his incest fantasies and Childhood Masturbation Stories. I hate it. I hate even more that he acts like a sad puppy that doesn't wanna talk about it after screaming from the rooftops for years (maybe a decade at this point) "DON'T BE MEAN TO ME I GOT MOLESTED!!! RAAAAAAPE!! I GOT FUCKING RAPED UNDER A KITCHEN TABLE!! AHHHHHH!!!"

I have always suspected that the relationship between him and his mother was that of Eric Cartman and Ms. Cartman. We've seen how Boogie acts today. He's 50. He throws tantrums, screams, and threatens suicide to get what he wants. Imagine him as a fucking child. Oh my God. All he did was bitch and moan for more food and video games and his mom gave in, but sometimes she got angry at him for it, is my guess.

For example - he says one time his mother "beat him to near death" and then took him to Pizza hut. What probably happened (if anything at all) - "GIVE ME THE NINTENDO MOM!!! I NEED IT!!" *slap* "WAHHHH! WAHHH! YOU SLAPPED ME! PIZZA WILL MAKE ME HAPPY!"

This shit is no one's fucking business, I hate knowing any of this. I hope this finally gets put to bed and he doesn't bring up this stupid shit anymore, it's disgusting.

 

[bravosouth]

Did I imagine it or did boogie say he penetrated his sister when he was 6?

Can a 6 year old penetrate anybody, much less a much older sister?

There was all this stuff about him forgiving her because she was the abuser, but I swear that was in there.

I also posted about this earlier and some posters thought that Boogie had said that he fingered the 'third party' ie. his sister, which is incorrect. I've attached the clip below and he clearly says that he penetrated this 'third party' (his sister) with no reference to fingers whatsoever. What he does reference as far as digital penetration is in regards to himself, clarifying that he was penetrated by a finger and not by a penis. He doesn't talk about fingering his sister at all, just penetration.

On another note he discusses these incidents of penetrating his sister taking place when he was 'about 6', again when he was 'around 9', and then this supposed third incident. He claims there was a third time where he was 'encouraged' to penetrate his sister by his mother, presumably at an older age than 9. This guy can't remember his mom trying to get him to fuck his sister past the age of 10? Also how old would his sister have been at that point in this situation?

*mashes X to doubt*

EDIT:

I think he's implying he fingered his sister.

I don't know why he would use the word 'penetrated' in regards to his sister story, and then immediately differentiate that he was only penetrated by a finger without having clarified the same for his sister. Doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

 

[PaleTay]

Boogie's meltdowns are pretty typical for something like NPD and BPD with some trauma from abuse, I don't think that's fake but just how he acts when he doesn't get his way.

 

[Particle Bored]

I cannot believe he said a kid stole his bike and asked him for a BJ to get it back. Boogie is so bad a lying and is not used to this level of scrutiny.

"Can I have my bike back?"

[riding away on Boog's bike] "Ahahahahaha... How about you suck my dick, fatty?"

And once again, on that bright spring morn, another Boogie rape story bloomed into existence.

 

[deadniggerstorage]

I also posted about this earlier and some posters thought that Boogie had said that he fingered the 'third party' ie. his sister, which is incorrect. I've attached the clip below and he clearly says that he penetrated this 'third party' (his sister) with no reference to fingers whatsoever. What he does reference as far as digital penetration is in regards to himself, clarifying that he was penetrated by a finger and not by a penis. He doesn't talk about fingering his sister at all, just penetration.

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On another note he discusses these incidents of penetrating his sister taking place when he was 'about 6', again when he was 'around 9', and then this supposed third incident. He claims there was a third time where he was 'encouraged' to penetrate his sister by his mother, presumably at an older age than 9. This guy can't remember his mom trying to get him to fuck his sister past the age of 10? Also how old would his sister have been at that point in this situation?

*mashes X to doubt*

EDIT:


I don't know why he would use the word 'penetrated' in regards to his sister story, and then immediately differentiate that he was only penetrated by a finger without having clarified the same for his sister. Doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

This is all so fucked up, so many contrasting disgusting details, Jesus Christ. Here's my personal theory if any of this is true.

- porn addicted Boogster had his porno confiscated by Mama June and told him to stop jerking off

- his dad got him new magazines and told him how to better hide it

- (this part disgusts me I don't even wanna think about it let alone type it) him and his sister probably played "you show me yours I'll show you mine" or some shit like that and he twisted this into an offensive act against him

This is so crazy, fuck. Boogie. Stop talking about this shit completely. This isn't fun for me. Be a retard. Please, no more incest shit.

 

[Ed Craven]

I cannot believe he said a kid stole his bike and asked him for a BJ to get it back. Boogie is so bad a lying and is not used to this level of scrutiny

I can't believe nobody called him on that. Some kid telling you to suck his nuts when he bullies you is not legitimately trying to rape you. Everyone in that call, including Boogie, would know that.

 

[Lugubrious]

Boogie's dreams: