DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
been away from home for a few days and just catching up on Dave, the fucking "nobody cares that i've done all these high level gameplay things" whining is the most pathetic he's ever been, right? He's a fucking nobody but i guess his delusions are telling him that he's actually got thousands of eyes on him, ready to spread the blessed news that in just a few days he has:
1. beat the Erdtree DLC's final boss, with a record breaking 5h time!!!! (or whatever he said)
2. got 1600 LP in SF6, i mean, what more need you say about this monstrous feat?
3. solved some puzzles while being handheld by his viwers, in a 30 year old game.

seriously, this made me honestly feel a little bit bad for him, he's so sick in the head that these mildly difficult things are almost like the Labours of Hercules to him, he thinks that these are things that only the most elite and prestigious gamers could accomplish lmfao.
 
been away from home for a few days and just catching up on Dave, the fucking "nobody cares that i've done all these high level gameplay things" whining is the most pathetic he's ever been, right? He's a fucking nobody but i guess his delusions are telling him that he's actually got thousands of eyes on him, ready to spread the blessed news that in just a few days he has:
1. beat the Erdtree DLC's final boss, with a record breaking 5h time!!!! (or whatever he said)
2. got 1600 LP in SF6, i mean, what more need you say about this monstrous feat?
3. solved some puzzles while being handheld by his viwers, in a 30 year old game.

seriously, this made me honestly feel a little bit bad for him, he's so sick in the head that these mildly difficult things are almost like the Labours of Hercules to him, he thinks that these are things that only the most elite and prestigious gamers could accomplish lmfao.
I mean to be fair to the piggy (not really), wanting to be praised and patted on his ass for doing the most minor, mundane things that millions of people around the world do regularly is just his standard MO. Remember when he lucked out on Isshin (and obviously watched a shitton of video guides since he knew how to avoid attacks he's never fucking seen) and only took a few tries to beat him and paraded that "feat" around like he just fucking cured cancer, then a week later he was fucking seething because nobody gave a shit and he didn't get the fans and the money that he thinks he deserves?
 
I mean to be fair to the piggy (not really), wanting to be praised and patted on his ass for doing the most minor, mundane things that millions of people around the world do regularly is just his standard MO. Remember when he lucked out on Isshin (and obviously watched a shitton of video guides since he knew how to avoid attacks he's never fucking seen) and only took a few tries to beat him and paraded that "feat" around like he just fucking cured cancer, then a week later he was fucking seething because nobody gave a shit and he didn't get the fans and the money that he thinks he deserves?
oh my god, how could i have forgotten that lmao, jesus christ he really has the same weird ego thing with these souls-games like he does with Street Fighter. Can't think of anyone else who put this much pride into their ability to press buttons.
 
been away from home for a few days and just catching up on Dave, the fucking "nobody cares that i've done all these high level gameplay things" whining is the most pathetic he's ever been, right? He's a fucking nobody but i guess his delusions are telling him that he's actually got thousands of eyes on him, ready to spread the blessed news that in just a few days he has:
1. beat the Erdtree DLC's final boss, with a record breaking 5h time!!!! (or whatever he said)
2. got 1600 LP in SF6, i mean, what more need you say about this monstrous feat?
3. solved some puzzles while being handheld by his viwers, in a 30 year old game.

seriously, this made me honestly feel a little bit bad for him, he's so sick in the head that these mildly difficult things are almost like the Labours of Hercules to him, he thinks that these are things that only the most elite and prestigious gamers could accomplish lmfao.

I’d feel bad for him too if he wasn’t an asshole.

2. Is my favorite.

He did pretty much everything he cries about (picking a higher tier character, quitting after one loss, banning people that beat him) and think it’s his “skill” that got him here.

Fuckin EVO was this weekend. People are celebrating and praising actual high level gameplay, not scrubbing your way to 1600.
 
Restreams do not let me Derich Ip watch in wheelchair chat. Fuck off, kindly, with your purity viewing test.
This is fair. Sometimes LARPing is fun because you can stir shit up with him and it doesn’t even require a dahlar superchat. Strategically placed LARPers can create some fucking gold dust if he’s spazzing out.
 
Restreams do not let me Derich Ip watch in wheelchair chat. Fuck off, kindly, with your purity viewing test.
I guess you've never watched Raw Phil. If you just want to see Derich being a dent in his natural environment you can. That said, anyone who wants to tip the cow, like:
This is fair. Sometimes LARPing is fun because you can stir shit up with him and it doesn’t even require a dahlar superchat. Strategically placed LARPers can create some fucking gold dust if he’s spazzing out.
Really need to go back to reddit. You guys can be cool from time to time but the nonstop prodding of Phil FEELS like you're producing milk. It's not. The more he can feign victim and suffering, the more money he gets. The more dents (including previously mentioned larpers) there are in his chat the more he's helped in many ways. It's a great irony that nearly every detractor I've met is salivating for DSP's downfall while simultaneously helping him up. Watch from the dark corners with like minded people where you can talk freely. Watch Raw Phil and chat in the chat here if you need or Raw Phil's. Let his dents sit alone. This itself is a devastating thing to DSP. He has a damn near panic attack when attendance is low and chat is dead. His hard cope about chat being frozen or something is hilarious. The uproar of people dying of laughter in Raw Phil whenever it's like 30 minutes till stream and he's the only tard in chat other than nightbot, then he tries to poke people to respond is simply amazing.

There is no purity test. There is no "true scotsman" here. If you're watching Phil on his channel, if you're accepting gifted memberships, buying/gifting memberships, liking/disliking, commenting in chat, subscribing to chat, you're a Phil supporter. Short and sweet. You're helping him like all the other dents there.
 
I guess you've never watched Raw Phil. If you just want to see Derich being a dent in his natural environment you can. That said, anyone who wants to tip the cow, like:

Really need to go back to reddit. You guys can be cool from time to time but the nonstop prodding of Phil FEELS like you're producing milk. It's not. The more he can feign victim and suffering, the more money he gets. The more dents (including previously mentioned larpers) there are in his chat the more he's helped in many ways. It's a great irony that nearly every detractor I've met is salivating for DSP's downfall while simultaneously helping him up. Watch from the dark corners with like minded people where you can talk freely. Watch Raw Phil and chat in the chat here if you need or Raw Phil's. Let his dents sit alone. This itself is a devastating thing to DSP. He has a damn near panic attack when attendance is low and chat is dead. His hard cope about chat being frozen or something is hilarious. The uproar of people dying of laughter in Raw Phil whenever it's like 30 minutes till stream and he's the only tard in chat other than nightbot, then he tries to poke people to respond is simply amazing.

There is no purity test. There is no "true scotsman" here. If you're watching Phil on his channel, if you're accepting gifted memberships, buying/gifting memberships, liking/disliking, commenting in chat, subscribing to chat, you're a Phil supporter. Short and sweet. You're helping him like all the other dents there.
This times 1000.
Creating engagement encourages his dents to be part of the community. Phil would die quicker if people stopped engaging directly with his channel.
 
Chill stream time.
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you've never watched Raw Phil.
No, is that the channel mods play music over the rants of golddust in the prestreams on?
If you're watching Phil on his channel, if you're accepting gifted memberships, buying/gifting memberships, liking/disliking, commenting in chat, subscribing to chat, you're a Phil supporter.
In order: Yes, nope, nope, disliking doesn't even connect to the youtube servers now according to Null so hard disagree it matters to your point, nope, yes, ok. Now, I already know I throw pennies at his feet due to ad suppressing blocker being engaged, if that means I'm a supporter, so be it. I'd also argue Phil is in a slow motion train wreck of his life that he streams six days a week currently, so, if that's 'support,' he's failing to use it to alleviate the lulz emanating from the snort fort all this time in a row anyway and thus I feel perfectly justified to Derich watch at the source of the autism vortex. Others who share your feelings are free to hard-line this moral crusade as much as they like, I'm just free to ignore concern about it as just explained to each of your issues over it in a row.
 
i'd honestly argue that if you care about phils success to the point that you'd want people to avoid watching his stream directly, that you're kinda the insane one.

larping in his chat, sending him superchats, etc etc, yeah, that's all moronic and supporting phil. but if we're arguing that we shouldn't watch phil directly because that's also supporting him, well, I think we've gone a bit too deep at that point? like, if phil gets 3c from me watching his stream directly, you know what? that's fine with me.
 
been away from home for a few days and just catching up on Dave, the fucking "nobody cares that i've done all these high level gameplay things" whining is the most pathetic he's ever been, right? fao.
Forget gin and WWE Champions. Self pity has always been Phil’s drug of choice and always will be.

Notice the next time something happens to him, that would be a minor inconvenience to any normal person, and he promptly goes off on a “WOES ME!” Rant.

“Of course my fight stick breaks! And on the same week where I need to file my tahx paperwork! Of course right?! Couldn’t happen to anyone else!”

(Paraphrasing here, but you don’t need to watch Phil’s stream for long to find an example. Anything from the vacuum cleaner breaking to the city landfill being closed that week, can set him off.)

In Phil’s mind he’s not just criminally unappreciated and underpaid, he’s also a Job-like figure always suffering the worst kind of catastrophes.
 
i'd honestly argue that if you care about phils success to the point that you'd want people to avoid watching his stream directly, that you're kinda the insane one.

larping in his chat, sending him superchats, etc etc, yeah, that's all moronic and supporting phil. but if we're arguing that we shouldn't watch phil directly because that's also supporting him, well, I think we've gone a bit too deep at that point? like, if phil gets 3c from me watching his stream directly, you know what? that's fine with me.
Everyone has a different level of tolerance for DSP's bullshit. I personally prefer not giving DSP the chance to make money off me at all. That's the limit, though - Any further and we cross into whatever mindset Fred Fuchs had when it came to Phil.
 
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