Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Trombonista]

UrinatingTree and FivePointsVids talked about Boogie in the newest episode of the Dumpster Fire:

 

[Dumbspectator]

Small clip about how TotalBiscuit called out Boogie for scamming and throws TotalBiscuit under the bus:

I feel like going Will Smith on Boogie. Keep TotalBiscuit's name out yo goddamn mouth.
Fucktard can't even help himself from giving him a backhanded compliment after he's gone.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

I feel like going Will Smith on Boogie. Keep TotalBiscuit's name out yo goddamn mouth.
Fucktard can't even help himself from giving him a backhanded compliment after he's gone.

Boogies favourite people to lie about are always the ones who are either bound by an NDA like his ex wife or dead so they can't refute his bullshit.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Every time Boogie claims he was raped as a child this scene pops into my head.

 

[Swole McPole]

anyway it's my feeling boogie grew up with a normally shitty probably white trash family where dad drank too much, etc.

Boogie grew up middle class. Mom's a teacher. Kids all went to college. His posturing as poor is just more victim grifting.

I cannot believe he said a kid stole his bike and asked him for a BJ to get it back.

This was Bisexual Boogie's first nigger boyfriend. Boogie was gutted when he died of cancer of the testicles.

 

[Sicilian1984]

https://youtu.be/0k7FaGnQ6Eo?si=Bi70hJ3oLndLrZlS

At two minutes someordinarypodcast covers the latest Boogie drama

 

[Taser Confetti]

Boogie grew up middle class. Mom's a teacher. Kids all went to college. His posturing as poor is just more victim grifting.

One of Boogie’s favorite things in the world besides lying about his medical conditions and childhood trauma is being a “Hicklib”.

Besides virtue signaling about all the supposed racism you witnessed - pretending you grew up in a tar paper shack and how muh daddy died of the black lung (sound familiar?) are two critical parts of larping as a hicklib. Really, the only box he doesn’t check on being a hicklib is pretending to like ancient libtarded dogshit like Woody Guthrie.

If you can’t afford or are too stunted to move across the state to a hipster enclave you do what boogie does and claim real rednecks are all libtards/communists/socialists.

 

[Rimanah]

anyway it's my feeling boogie grew up with a normally shitty probably white trash family where dad drank too much, etc. But the idea that anyone and everyone was raping him and he suffered some "child called it" life is just obviously false. His stories all just sound very cliché and kinda neatly regurgitated from tv ("mom overfed me so I wouldn't leave her" "she apologized to me on her death bed.")

I don’t think boogie came from a poor trash family tbh.
Without power leveling too much, I’ll just say that I came a rather affluent family, but my line of work has had me work with many people from humble backgrounds. That includes people still below the poverty line, and people who grew up poor but have since become wealthy.

A rather universal trait I’ve noticed is that people who grew up poor tend to be exceptionally money conscious. Even people who have absolutely no need to be anymore.
I’ve also noticed this with my grandparents who grew up during the depression and WW2. Despite not actually being poor even during that period, the mental scars of having to cut corners and live more scrupulously during the formative years stayed with them till the day they die.

Compare this with boogie. He spends like there’s no tomorrow. He seems to have no financial literacy whatsoever. And this doesn’t seem to be some new development: he’s always been wasteful and extravagant. And even when money (supposedly) became tight, he never altered his behavior. He doesn’t even seem able to live modestly.
All this leads me to think boogie wasn’t really poor. Lower middle class? Maybe. Did he have a quality of life below many Americans? Maybe, but so do many in the south east, especially Arkansas. It’s a poor region, even for the rich.
But did he grow up in some dilapidated trailer, parents unsure if they could pay for tomorrow? Absolutely not. Did he ever go hungry? Look at the fat fuck man. Was he ever truly poor? I think not.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Most people by 50 have some sort of motivation and drive in their lives. They built something, have plans, aspirations, families… Boogie how you doing?

Another wonderful night to go to bed knowing you aren’t Boogie2988.

 

[Windy Moors]

Hopefully, he chokes on his cake.

Only one cake? It's his birthday 'week' don't you know, he'll be having a full sheet cake a day.

If Keem wants drag the Boogie train more, then he should invite a medium and summon Boogie's parents ghost on the next Lolcow Live to address the "rape allegations" they did against Boogie.

The planchet is moving Boogie your mom is saying...F...A...T...F...A...G...G...O...T...

 

[MegaFaggot]

Will Boogie stream tomorrow?
or will Boogie spend the rest of the day intoxicating his girlfriend and coercing her into birthday sex?

I like to think the 1st option will happen since he's an extreme narcissist, he probably wish anyone even his aloggers to atleast say "Happy Birthday" to him and drown out the following sentences that come with those 2 words, simply to feel validated.

Jim is streaming tomorrow about the whole fiasco, i believe it's at 7 PM EST.

 

[Ed Craven]

I have had that stupid fucking AI song that Keem plays at the end of every Lolcow Live episode stuck in my head for the past day. It has no right to be this catchy. I swear I'm going to break into song and dance at work.

 

[Professor_Mongoose]

At this point, can Boogie just list the people from his childhood who DIDN’T molest him? It would probably be a lot easier to sort out that way.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

I have had that stupid fucking AI song that Keem plays at the end of every Lolcow Live episode stuck in my head for the past day. It has no right to be this catchy. I swear I'm going to break into song and dance at work.
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Play this at Boogie's funeral Keem. Also stream the funeral on LCL, it's probably the only way Boogie would get any attendees anyway.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Are we really supposed to believe someone wanted to molest this? Come on now son.
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for some reason that image of boogie made me think of the Genosamuel documentary
opening theme
"What made him this way?
What is the attraction?
What keeps us fascinated?
this is the story of Steven Williams..."

EDIT: added theme for dramatic effect.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Play this at Boogie's funeral Keem. Also stream the funeral on LCL, it's probably the only way Boogie would get any attendees anyway.

Keem should buy the media rights to Boogie’s funeral. Oh fuck, Keem should make it a full livestream with speaking slots. That would be a legendary ending to Boogie.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

Keem should buy the media rights to Boogie’s funeral. Oh fuck, Keem should make it a full livestream with speaking slots. That would be a legendary ending to Boogie.

Following Melon logic, they are free to make any claim or accusation against him because he is dead and he can't defend himself (lie).

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't it just time for Boogie to DIE? Is there even anything to discuss here? Boogie just needs to DIE.

There's nothing to talk about. Boogie just needs immediate DEATH.

 

[soulgains]

I have had that stupid fucking AI song that Keem plays at the end of every Lolcow Live episode stuck in my head for the past day. It has no right to be this catchy. I swear I'm going to break into song and dance at work.
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I showed my wife this song and she hates me for it we hum it to ourselves whenever we're doing shit around the house now. God damn you Dan!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Isn't it just time for Boogie to DIE? Is there even anything to discuss here? Boogie just needs to DIE.

There's nothing to talk about. Boogie just needs immediate DEATH.

It’s what he needs, yes. But this is more entertaining. Besides, I want him to die on stream. This way we both win.