Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Tablet County]

who is the bpd crackwhore im looking into new lolcows

Lady Rackets.
Technically speaking she's a cokewhore but you know.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Which is worse? @Judge Holden's bizarre sexual fantasies about a fat faggot with bitch tits from Wisconsin? Or @Fapcop's bizarre thirstposts about a skeletal BPD crack whore from Minessota?

“Worse?” Those men are authors. The Judge has conjured worlds more fantastic than anything the SFWA’s porcine catamite could imagine.

 

[Maude Snew]

At least he's not posting about showing shitholes...yet.

Oh you want to see a shithole? Well I found the shittiest and saltiest one there is:

Spoiler: Just vile, disgusting

 

[Nate Dingus]

I was amazed to find a physical copy of a Fatrick book in a London bookstore. I know he's now a full time lolcow / pepperoni grinder, but how popular was he at his "peak"?

I don't know shit about sci-fi publishing, but I assumed he was barely one step above a self-published Amazon author. How the hell can this guy legitimately claim to be an internationally published author?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Was it a used bookstore or a new bookstore? The way the sci-fi authors work is they just buy books and they publish about 5000 copies of them and they spray them out all over the place and hopefully make some money back.

That’s the thing that’s so amazing about fatass is he’s way more successful than any number of better authors, but he pissed it all away for twitter slapfights.

As in literally if he wasn’t a fucking faggot on twitter he’d have more publishing deals.

 

[Nate Dingus]

It was new copy of Gate Crashers at the Forbidden Planet Megastore. Which is a huge store that would stock all sorts of gay nerd garbage that regular bookstores wouldn't. But even then they only have so much shelf space.

 

[Welf Welf]

I was amazed to find a physical copy of a Fatrick book in a London bookstore. I know he's now a full time lolcow / pepperoni grinder, but how popular was he at his "peak"?

I think he's out-sold all but the first of the Star Wars High Republic novels (a flop of a project), and possibly Lindsay Ellis's book trilogy too.

 

[TruffleSpark]

I love watching Leslie fuck with Pat, she can make the pig dance like no one else. That is why, as a doctor and as a fan, it pains me to see she fell for the "puberty blockers are harmless" bullshit.
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On the bright side, that just confirms how hateble Pat is. It should be impossible for someone like Les to be so disgusted by him and yet... here we are:
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It's disappointing to us, but the reason Leslie is such a perfect foil for Patrick is because she actually believes in all the woke NPC talking points that Patrick pretends to believe in. I don't think Patrick has a whole lot of principles, he just has a personal hatred of conservatives and a personal sense of loyalty to the Democratic Party as an institution. So when he goes up against a true believer who can't just be dismissed as a right wing troll he ends up floundering, because his only real play is to do that.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

I don't think Patrick has a whole lot of principles, he just has a personal hatred of conservatives and a personal sense of loyalty to the Democratic Party as an institution.

I don't even know to what extent that's actually real for him as opposed to a way for him to seek validation and get ass pats on Twitter. I wonder what Pat would look like in a bizarro world where Twitter skewed heavily conservative instead of liberal.

 

[Post Reply]

It was new copy of Gate Crashers at the Forbidden Planet Megastore. Which is a huge store that would stock all sorts of gay nerd garbage that regular bookstores wouldn't. But even then they only have so much shelf space.

There is very little good SciFi being published these days. Most of what makes print is drivel on par with Patrick's scribblings, if not even worse. In fact, judging from my forays on the Audiobook Bay, probably a third of new SciFi is basically "My Hunky Boyfriend is a Secret Alien Prince" or "Captured by the Hot Interplanetary Warlord". Vomitous, but someone somewhere must be buying it.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

There is very little good SciFi being published these days. Most of what makes print is drivel on par with Patrick's scribblings, if not even worse. In fact, judging from my forays on the Audiobook Bay, probably a third of new SciFi is basically "My Hunky Boyfriend is a Secret Alien Prince" or "Captured by the Hot Interplanetary Warlord". Vomitous, but someone somewhere must be buying it.

I just go to my local park and listen to the homeless talk about Aliens and Jewish lizard people.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Patrick Tomlinson is never to be taken seriously. He is fat, delusional, and most important of all, fat.

 

[Cactuar King]

Patrick Tomlinson is never to be taken seriously. He is fat, delusional, and most important of all, fat.

Don't forget fat.

 

[An automatic clown]

"Gods" Sweet Jesus, are we entering the PaganPat arc?

No he's just a faggot reddit tier atheist from 2013. He always types "Gods" as if it's some super intellectual own to own all the Christcucks

 

[lolwatagain]

I was amazed to find a physical copy of a Fatrick book in a London bookstore. I know he's now a full time lolcow / pepperoni grinder, but how popular was he at his "peak"?

I don't know shit about sci-fi publishing, but I assumed he was barely one step above a self-published Amazon author. How the hell can this guy legitimately claim to be an internationally published author?

Was it a used bookstore or a new bookstore? The way the sci-fi authors work is they just buy books and they publish about 5000 copies of them and they spray them out all over the place and hopefully make some money back.

That’s the thing that’s so amazing about fatass is he’s way more successful than any number of better authors, but he pissed it all away for twitter slapfights.

As in literally if he wasn’t a fucking faggot on twitter he’d have more publishing deals.

I think he's out-sold all but the first of the Star Wars High Republic novels (a flop of a project), and possibly Lindsay Ellis's book trilogy too.

Fatrick only sold 6083 books at the end of 2021. I seriously doubt he's sold more than 7000 books in total by now. That said, it is sad if the Star Wars High Republic Novels didn't even sell 7000 books.

To the mad bastards over at Ona, and the lovely lolcow onlookers here..

Happy New Year from your Uncle Boston. You asked for proof of Patty's sales? You got it.

Consider it a gift to the unease you've started to give Sam Delany, Cat Rambo and John Scalzi as well as Fat Pat... throw in some attention towards Mary Three Names, NK Jemison, Jason Sanford, Mike Glyer, Camestros Felapton, and Jeffe Kennedy? You'll really do some damage to SFWA.

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Even by the standards of right wing spec fiction authors, they're fairly boring.

Tom Kratman, politics aside, is a genuinely nice guy who is pretty knowledgeable about an impressive range of stuff. Avoid politics, and he's the kind of guy you can have a drink with and chat about anything from Russian history to favorite 80s action movies. And again, in the era of Ben Shapiro, Charlie Kirk and their ilk, even his once oddball politics seem tame.

Michael Z. Williamson meanwhile, from my limited interactions, is a bit of a prick. You can usually find him selling knives in a utilikilt at whatever conventions he hasn't burned enough bridges at to not be allowed back... see his hissy fit about Dragoncon for examples for why he isn't allowed back at some. Yet in the crazy world of spec fiction lolcows, he's minor leagues at best.

The worst thing that can be said about either is they're your standard conservative vet bros... and again, pretty tame ones at that, admittedly, Williamson pushes the line sometimes.

 

[Something Awful]

The Patamanics should remember if Patrick was pro Harris in 2020 'till she bailed due to sucking and needing Bernie to not be the winner.

Someone's brain needs to be studied.

 

[Judge Holden]

To briefly divert from my whimsical forced buggery fantasies or that weirdass dream I had about fat being hunted by Julia Childs in a Milwaukee remake of Predator 2 caused by me eating expired gumbo leftovers and falling asleep to cooking youtube channels, Fat the Rick is now unsubtly urging the democrats to execute/assassinate supreme court justices

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I wonder how Patrick feels about Zuckerburg calling Trump a badass and how he wants to limit Political talks on his platforms? It wont take much to get him blocked there if anyone bothered.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/mark-zuckerberg-calls-donald-trump-a-badass-after-the-former-president-threatened-him-with-prison/ar-BB1qhCE6

"On a personal note, seeing Donald Trump get up after getting shot in the face and pump his fist in the air with the American flag is one of the most badass things I've ever seen in my life. And I think, look: on some level as an American, it's like hard to not get kind of emotional about that spirit and that fight, and I think that that's why a lot of people like the guy."

 

[An automatic clown]

To briefly divert from my whimsical forced buggery fantasies or that weirdass dream I had about fat being hunted by Julia Childs in a Milwaukee remake of Predator 2 caused by me eating expired gumbo leftovers and falling asleep to cooking youtube channels, Fat the Rick is now unsubtly urging the democrats to execute/assassinate supreme court justices
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What the fuck does fat boy care about 2032 ? He has stated repeatedly humanity will be over if Trump wins in 2024 and that democracy is OVER !!!!

 

[Hitlerswag420]

how popular was he at his "peak"?

His best-performing book is the first one he ever sold. Each successive book sold roughly half of the previous. After Drumpf got elected and he shoehorned politics into everything, his sales dried up to a few hundred per year. His last 3 books haven't earned out, and he gets a royalty check every 6 months for less than $200