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The most feminine-looking pooner I’ve ever seen is upset that an employee directed her to the women’s bathroom.
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
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The zipper-titted pooner:

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Well, if she kept her shirt on she'd pass as the sort of men I see hanging around game stores and the local comic book convention here, though minus a few kilos of gunt flab. Probably smells about the same, too.

And it's about rejecting what now? I can't figure out what she's trying to say with all those buzzwords in her definition of "trans" - typical gender cult, asking to be taken seriously while being unable to give a clear definition of the label they base their whole personalities around.
 
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PyrrhicRustle said:
That’s a child’s car seat in the back. (:_(
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She has a bunch of kids, looks like:


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Girlfriend's name is Alyssa.

From the looks of the kids, I wager they are Alyssa's from a prior relationship but these days who knows. Maybe they bought them off Mayorkas.
 
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Maybe I'm jumping the gun here, but YouTuber Izzzyzzz has been an ultra-feminine "they/them" for quite awhile: her videos cover girlish topics such as The Sims, cancelled doll lines, and lost princess flash games. She wears a different over-the-top makeup look in each video and films in a room full to the brim with Monster High dolls and Garfield plushies. And yet, she's persisted in claiming a non-binary identity. Despite the overwhelming Tumblr stench, I've found her videos enjoyable if you're interested in that corner of feminine internet history.

In her most recent video, she visibly has 'roid acne and a dirt stache stubble. Sad!

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goat sneed said:
Funny thing is, TRAs always use "You should let people use the toilets of their choice because passing FtMs might creep out (normal) women in female toilets" as a gotcha. Aside from that being naïve and stupid, it's notable that pooners do internally understand the importance of sex-segregated spaces (female socialization and all). You never see FtMs campaigning for their community to be housed in male prisons. Even the toilet debate mostly revolves about male troons.
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There was a news story awhile back where a self conscious (or fearful) pooner asked a campground manager which bathroom to use. He said to use the women’s. Pooner walks in the women’s bathroom and freaks out the women inside, causing them to raise their voices in alarm. Their menfolk heard the commotion, went in and grabbed the pooner, dragged her outside and and beat the shit out of her. When they realized that they were beating a female they stopped. Everyone involved (except maybe the pooner) was angry and indignant about the deception and horrified about the pooner getting beaten up.

Even when they’re stupid women half heartedly larping as men they’re still chaos agents. TTD.
 
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Anasa Tristis said:
There was a news story awhile back where a self conscious (or fearful) pooner asked a campground manager which bathroom to use. He said to use the women’s. Pooner walks in the women’s bathroom and freaks out the women inside, causing them to raise their voices in alarm. Their menfolk heard the commotion, went in and grabbed the pooner, dragged her outside and and beat the shit out of her. When they realized that they were beating a female they stopped. Everyone involved (except maybe the pooner) was angry and indignant about the deception and horrified about the pooner getting beaten up.

Even when they’re stupid women half heartedly larping as men they’re still chaos agents. TTD.
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Trannies are going to use that story as a reason to let troons use “the bathroom that they identify with”, totally ignoring the fact that the real morale of the story is: “Don’t be a retard and pretend you’re a man/woman, when you’re not”.
 
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goat sneed said:
She's literally insane. It's only fitting she identifies as Muslim now.
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Oh and she insists only female doctors see her. Turns out trannies know sexes are different when it affects them personally. I wonder how she feels about other women not wanting troons in their spaces? :roll:
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Why is she talking about the bear question? I thought she was a guy?
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I did not see that, that's actually insane. I mean, pretty much everything about her is insane but seriously, claiming she is a man or masc non-binary (she seems to alternate between the two) and not a woman, and then talk about how she is vulnerable as a female and men are predatory and how she chooses the bear? Demands a female doctor or nurse? Aren't you a man by your own identifying and "gender identity"??? Suddenly you are a female? How hypocritical can you be. Wow. I didn't think this person can surprise me anymore, but there you go.

I pity the medical stuff who have to deal with her bullshit, like they don't have enough to deal with already. She is probably throwing tantrums at them if they call her "ma'am" or "lady" or "she" or read aloud from her medical records that she is a female, but the moment it suits her she is a female and require female medical stuff.

As far as I'm concern, if you decide you are not a woman/girl you are not entitled to female medical stuff. Enough is enough. This is a right given to female patients in order for them to feel safe and reduce the possibility of sexual harassment. If you are not a woman/girl, if you are just "assigned female at birth" - which implies you are not really female, you were just "assigned" as such - you are not entitled to it. It's about time these people feel the consequences of their actions. The authorities and everyone around them have to start treating them like adults who are being held responsible for their choices instead of toddlers.

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Birdy Blossom / Azlan T. Bird (@azlan.t.bird), megapost.
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Thanks for the megapost, man! She deserves a whole thread, imo,


And now for a brand new pooner: meet David.



She is a polish who lives in the Netherland, is a pagan and is interested in the (historical) Viking. She claims she was never a woman because just when she started to develop at the age of 12 (in the year 2018) she became anorexic for a few years because according to her, she hated her body because that's not the puberty and body she wanted. Then at the age of 16 she started her medical transition, and had been put on puberty blockers. Shortly before she turned 17 she started taking Testosterone. Later on she had top surgery. I got the impression it was paid at least partly if not fully by the Dutch health care. Also, you can change the gender/sex on your legal documents in the Netherland, so she did.

Anyway, her point is that she was never a woman because she never developed as a woman due to anorexia. But hang on a moment... if her body never developed in the way others' women/teenage girls develop, why did she has to go through "top surgery"? I mean, forget that this is a stupid reasoning to begin with - you are a woman because you are an adult human female, and you can't change your sex, age or species, so you will be forever a woman. Forget that for a moment. Why did she has "top surgery" if her body hadn't developed as a woman?

In the comments she also claims she is a male. Not just a man but also male.

I wanted to upload at least 2 or 3 more videos of her, but I started writing it on my PC and I finished now on my mobile, so I'll try to do it later, when I will be on my PC again. But anyway, enjoy the madness. She is like 18 years old, how sad is that.
 
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Anasa Tristis said:
There was a news story awhile back where a self conscious (or fearful) pooner asked a campground manager which bathroom to use. He said to use the women’s. Pooner walks in the women’s bathroom and freaks out the women inside, causing them to raise their voices in alarm. Their menfolk heard the commotion, went in and grabbed the pooner, dragged her outside and and beat the shit out of her. When they realized that they were beating a female they stopped. Everyone involved (except maybe the pooner) was angry and indignant about the deception and horrified about the pooner getting beaten up.

Even when they’re stupid women half heartedly larping as men they’re still chaos agents. TTD.
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From what I recall, she did nothing to try to defuse the situation, including telling them that she was a woman. She ended up being the only one to get arrested.

I don't have the article, so maybe I'm completely misremembering it. It definitely does line up with a standard insecure, aggressive, raided-out pooner.

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Thanks for the megapost, man! She deserves a whole thread, imo,
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The crazy thing is that those videos were all from relatively recently. She only converted to Islam a few months ago and she was first posted on KF (AFAIK) about a year ago
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I haven't seen anybody mention birdy.rose aside from some weird art she did. She is in the same TT space as that stupid bitch that had a public meltdown because someone called her and her enby wife "ladies". Both are also autistic lol.
Birdy is an enby pooner with a feminine frog voice that looks like an AGP Frankie Muniz. She used to do somewhat decent painting and while she was trooning out for a while, didn't look nearly as insane while trying to appear male. Now she is exclusively making wordsalads relating to troon shit.

Let's start with this one:
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How could I say anything bad to this fellow human being in financial peril? Well it could have something to do with her entitlement to other people's money, merely because she decided to take this road:
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The first one was shitty e-begging with emotional manipulation, this one was clear dry-begging. She loves to shit on "cis allies" until the rent is due. You'd think this is propaganda to make "cis" people hate her kind.
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BONUS: Her complaining people aren't masking in twenty fucking twenty three. All of her "problems" root back to white supremacy somehow so I guess not masking is the modern T4 program.
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Anyway, her point is that she was never a woman because she never developed as a woman due to anorexia. But hang on a moment... if her body never developed in the way others' women/teenage girls develop, why did she has to go through "top surgery"?
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They were chubbier before transitioning and looked pretty "developed", so that's a weird cope.
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Mellorine said:
Maybe I'm jumping the gun here, but YouTuber Izzzyzzz has been an ultra-feminine "they/them" for quite awhile: her videos cover girlish topics such as The Sims, cancelled doll lines, and lost princess flash games. She wears a different over-the-top makeup look in each video and films in a room full to the brim with Monster High dolls and Garfield plushies. And yet, she's persisted in claiming a non-binary identity. Despite the overwhelming Tumblr stench, I've found her videos enjoyable if you're interested in that corner of feminine internet history.

In her most recent video, she visibly has 'roid acne and a dirt stache stubble. Sad!

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Non binary is when you dress silly and are "not like other girls" is not much deeper than that. All the "scene girls" in the zoomer gen are non binary.

Izzy is developmentally arrested and getting older so she just might poon out to cope about not being a tween anymore. Looking forward to seeing her transition into Quinton Reviews.
 
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Mellorine said:
Maybe I'm jumping the gun here, but YouTuber Izzzyzzz has been an ultra-feminine "they/them" for quite awhile: her videos cover girlish topics such as The Sims, cancelled doll lines, and lost princess flash games. She wears a different over-the-top makeup look in each video and films in a room full to the brim with Monster High dolls and Garfield plushies. And yet, she's persisted in claiming a non-binary identity. Despite the overwhelming Tumblr stench, I've found her videos enjoyable if you're interested in that corner of feminine internet history.

In her most recent video, she visibly has 'roid acne and a dirt stache stubble. Sad!

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Plz, somebody stop the quirky girl slaughter, I beg of you.
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