Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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I haven’t heard it but I know in my heart he also talked about fat chicks in that 20 minutes
God, Juju really still is living in 2007. He keeps trying to relive that one moment on Dr. Phil and he's going to keep failing miserably. It'll be funny to watch him try and cling onto whatever shred of reputation he has left, and even that's going down the shitter because of his inflated ego.
 
I'm pretty sure 90% of people here are ex juju fans.
I was never a fan, tried to watch TDS a couple times but couldn't get past his Bert Kreischer 'the joke is I'm being loud and obnoxious' schtick, but he did come across as a generally chill fun dude. Even during the simpspiracy stuff I didn't really pay too much attention, filing it under 'we've all said dumb stuff to get laid'.

It was only after the break-up with Null I started really paying attention to him and noticing how weirdly petty he was, and when the Cuties/Eric July stuff happened it became clear he's just a sad old man desperate for attention.
 
Aside from Dan Carlin, whose podcasts are more like audio essays, I really can't listen to any podcasts anymore.

Fucking Karl decided to become Dax's biggest blowjob buddy for reasons that befuddle the mind.

Karl’s careening towards becoming the radio jockeys he mocks. Maybe there’s an opie medallion?

He’s also firmly pro-rackets which is a bizarre hill to die on,, even for a childless asshole.
 
Karl’s careening towards becoming the radio jockeys he mocks. Maybe there’s an opie medallion?

He’s also firmly pro-rackets which is a bizarre hill to die on,, even for a childless asshole.
I get the feeling it's very good Karl has no children, since he's friends with JuJu and claims to be a big fan of drag queens.

The number of people who claim to be "into" drag queens in some unspecified nonfetishistic way baffle me. It's like people who say they're really in love with fursuits, which all look basically alike, for the "artistry" and not because humanoid cartoon dogs give them a boner.
 
I'm pretty sure 90% of people here are ex juju fans. No one wanted to hate him, but he kept running his mouth. Remember when he had a positive page on Dramatica? Remember when people legitimately thought he was a space engineer and all around a cool guy?
I was more of an old school Maddox fan before the inadvisable face and voice reveal (and the disaster of his Penn & Teller appearance). Other than the Dr. Phil thing (which to be fair was pretty hilarious at the time) I didn't know who Juju was other than some asshole deliberately pissing people off.

So my first real exposure to Maddox for an extended period of time was during the lolsuit and in the context of finding out Maddox had turned into a lolcow. And it was genuinely funny content not just for how ridiculously lame the lolsuit itself was but for having Maddox as the butt of it.

But even with the thread here practically blowing him he had to completely melt down that not every single person worshipped him.
 
I was more of an old school Maddox fan before the inadvisable face and voice reveal
I sometimes wonder if the only reason Dick was so successful is because (for a time) he was able to pull off the online persona of Maddox irl. The mask is obviously off now, but his look and attitude on Dr Phil is how I imagine a lot of people pictured Maddox before they actually saw/heard him, so they flocked to Dick like jilted lovers.
 
When will this useless LA parasite paedophile defending sodomite wear the medallion? Put on the Sonichu Medallion already you fat, balding, worthless cuckold. What are you afraid of? Pussy.
After receiving the Sonichu medallion Dax all of a sudden began to have issues with his water heater. As it turns out coyotes had begun to walk through his yard in a way that set off the earthquake gas shutoff system. I think then he realized that the medallion has power and is now too scared to wear it.
 
I was never a fan, tried to watch TDS a couple times but couldn't get past his Bert Kreischer 'the joke is I'm being loud and obnoxious' schtick, but he did come across as a generally chill fun dude. Even during the simpspiracy stuff I didn't really pay too much attention, filing it under 'we've all said dumb stuff to get laid'.

It was only after the break-up with Null I started really paying attention to him and noticing how weirdly petty he was, and when the Cuties/Eric July stuff happened it became clear he's just a sad old man desperate for attention.
Similar to me. I was never a fan of Dax but I’m assuming that’s because I’m not in the right demographic for his “comedy”.

But I did become more of a fan of Null when he disavowed all of the pedophiles associated with Dax and Dax himself. As time goes on it has only proved Jersh more and more right,
 
I was never a fan of Dax but I’m assuming that’s because I’m not in the right demographic for his “comedy”.
The only time I ever sat through an entire episode of TDS was when he had Jimothy Metokur on, and all I remember about it was Dick playing the entirety of Jim's Sovereign Citizen video off-screen while Dick, Sean and Jim sat in absolute silence.

All this to say I'm pretty glad to not be in whatever demographic that would find that entertaining.
But I did become more of a fan of Null when he disavowed all of the pedophiles associated with Dax and Dax himself. As time goes on it has only proved Jersh more and more right,
Null has a pretty solid track record with his endorsements (or the removal thereof). Disowned Ralph, Ralph becomes a revenge pornagrapher hiding in Mexico. Disowned Dick, Dick starts defending Cuties and associating with literal pedos. Disowned Nick, Nick gets credibly sued by Monty and busted with coke and a bang-maid.

Having said that, on a long enough timeline I think if you disavow any e-celeb 99% of the time it'll turn out to be a wise move.
 
I was more of an old school Maddox fan before the inadvisable face and voice reveal
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Maddox's face reveal was the worst thing he could have done and I'm amazed he thought it would be a good idea.
All of a sudden Chad Blackbeard the Pirate was revealed as a soy filled bald Turk.
It just totally shook the persona he built up, it was hard to take him even ironically serious afterwards.
 
I'm pretty sure 90% of people here are ex juju fans. No one wanted to hate him, but he kept running his mouth. Remember when he had a positive page on Dramatica? Remember when people legitimately thought he was a space engineer and all around a cool guy?
I don't know if a lot people on here were necessarily fans. I think like most things on here a lot of us were attracted to a piece of internet drama and we picked the side of the person who wasn't the aggressor. You don't have to be a fan to like somebody or view someone positively. Dick didn't really give anyone a reason to hate him up until a few years ago. Maddox routinely made people hate him with his behavior and give how terrible much of it was. He also didn't do himself any favors by deliberating going after this website for merely talking about him in a way he didn't like.

As times changed, Dick's own behavior began to turn people off so a lot of people stopped viewing him positively and started looking at him in a negative light.
 
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