Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[PauperVita]

No Ralph or Metokur in the title today. Save us, Bunghole Tiger!

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Yesterday he said he wouldn’t cover Chris Tyson because his channel would be vulnerable to flagging. Metokur tweets about it, and like clockwork he is covering it. He does this because he is desperate to lure Metokur to chat giving him a renewed validation amongst the alog audience that now ridicules him.

GIVE IT UP, JONNY!

 

[BIG_BRAD]

It's not getting much better.

I've had the stream playing in the background while I do other stuff, and Cog has barely said anything. He's just watching Mutahar talk about the Mr. Beast shit.

His expressions alternate between bored and angry. Sometimes a combination of both.

 

[Autischic]

His expressions alternate between bored and angry.

It looks like he just checked his socialblade. -100 subs in the last 30 days, btw

 

[BIG_BRAD]

-100 subs in the last 30 days, btw

maybe those are just all of Bunghole/Rush's alts

IR from the cogcord made a Boogie meme.

"It's perfect. Can't get any better." He does not laugh or smile.

Today's goal was another Metokur stream snipe. I think the feeders realized they can just watch the stream without paying Cog to watch it with them.

$45 in just over 2 hours. Not bad!

 

[folandi]

He made $22.50 an hour lol

 

[PauperVita]

He made $22.50 an hour lol

Things are looking up!

 

[Windy Moors]

I don't have a clip sorry, but Cog was briefly discussed on Kino Casino yesterday (during the intro). They said Bunghole Tiger was posting CSA images in Cogs discord and that is why he disappeared. Could explain his channel losing dono's and subs.

Edit: A word

 

[BIG_BRAD]

I don't have a clip sorry, but Cog was briefly discussed on Kino Casino yesterday (during the intro). They said Bunghole Tiger was posting CSA images in Cogs discord and that is why he disappeared. Could explain his channel losing dono's and subs.

Edit: A word

I got most of it.

As far as I'm aware, it's just a rumor, but Rush/Bunghole is such a massive fucking weirdo that I don't doubt it at all. He was in Cog's chats extremely often until he was called out for sending the niece toys. He even tried changing his youtube name after that.

Rush's message about leaving the sektur for his own safety and wellbeing is odd, since he seemed to pride himself on being the most epic Ralph troll, going so far as to stalk him irl. It must have been something really bad to make him DFE, and I doubt it had anything to do with threats from the sektur. Even odder that Cog relayed to chat that Bunghole actually just wanted to focus on his real life. Very sudden.

 

[Sammich]

I'm not sure if it was the real cog, but "cog's world" donated 10 bucks to metokur and said something along the lines of; would you come on my stream i'm not doing good, two brothers accused me of being a ped, she was 17 not 14 jim. metokur just read it, and moved right on to the next one. Not able to clip videos or i would have.

edit, found the cap of the superchat at least

 

[PauperVita]

I'm not sure if it was the real cog, but "cog's world" donated 10 bucks to metokur and said something along the lines of; would you come on my stream i'm not doing good, two brothers accused me of being a ped, she was 17 not 14 jim. metokur just read it, and moved right on to the next one. Not able to clip videos or i would have.

edit, found the cap of the superchat at least
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Just when you think Cog can’t go any lower.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

Cog went live early for a "quick rant" stream this morning!

He is testing out earlier time slots to see if more people show up. They did not. He is also considering making shorter videos to recap his streams for the "replay gang". I decided to just get some clips from this one

Addressing the RoboCog helmet and seething haters

Confused by an alog's message

Bunghole Tiger/Rush Pabst's departure

On smoking indoors

There will be another show at 5pm EST. o7s!

 

[PauperVita]

Notice when describing his indoor smoking routine (ostensibly from years ago) he speaks in present tense. He is still smoking inside.

I will clip his message to Kiwi Farms. According to Cog, we’re jealous because his wife is hot or something.

 

[Alog1234]

I'm not sure if it was the real cog, but "cog's world" donated 10 bucks to metokur and said something along the lines of; would you come on my stream i'm not doing good, two brothers accused me of being a ped, she was 17 not 14 jim. metokur just read it, and moved right on to the next one. Not able to clip videos or i would have.

edit, found the cap of the superchat at least
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Lol. Didn't he call Jim a curse when Kino Casino was getting their new system worked out? Maybe he's hoping two negatives make a positive?

 

[AltisticRight]

Lol. Didn't he call Jim a curse when Kino Casino was getting their new system worked out? Maybe he's hoping two negatives make a positive?

That's like thinking a poo and a Bri'ish can make a positive spawn.
Shit's cursed.

 

[PauperVita]

Previously on Cog: Cog admitted the girl exists but said she was 17 not 14 he then went on to clarify that frequently dated 16/17 year old girls until he was 26 …these are the clips Cog will lie about. He is defending himself having fucked teenagers, not criticizing the age of consent.

Now, a paypig pointed out Cog’s hypocrisy on the subject while Cog criticized sneako for saying the Age of consent should be lowered


this lead to a complete metdown for the first 10 minutes of his stream (multiple clips)

And a massive spergout on X/Twitter, and both Cog and his paypig leaking DMs. Also Cog totally owned a hater in his comments for requesting timestamps.

Then Cog did an ENTIRE STREAM on the matter. Mind you this is a 35 year old man. Im about to peruse his insane stream.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

We are so fucking back, Cogheads. I'm not even 40 minutes in and it's already so kino.

Admitting that he isn't completing the RoboCog helmet to own the haters

Calling out @Null for being a HYPOCRITE

Digging for gold

 

[Null]

yes cog deliberately lying about something to get attention is gay as fuck and worth making fun of.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Cog watching alog videos on repeat as some sort of humiliation porn. That's wild.

 

[PauperVita]

yes cog deliberately lying about something to get attention is gay as fuck and worth making fun of.

To correct your statement, and I swear to god I’m not joking, Cog lied about cleo the cat being dead, according to him, to demonstrate that his brothers were lying when they told Ethan Ralph he raped a 14 year old. Lmao.

 

[Autischic]

Digging for gold