Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[StannisTheMannis]

So he's into cucking, swinging, snorting cocaine, abusing children? What exactly is he "WITH" Nick on?

He and Nick are simps who orbit that whole e-thot corner of the universe. Throw Camelot in that category too. Birds of a feather...

 

[AnOminous]

What!? Nick was studying so hard to represent her.
If you are reading April, trust Nick! It'll be the best and most entertaining thing to do. Look well at your wolf tattoo, put your faith in it!

I think on page one of Law for Dummies it says you should probably actually show up for your court hearings. But it says it in a really faggy way so he won't.

Coptic Christians have a millennia old tradition of tattooing the Coptic Cross onto their wrists, primarily driven by the Muslim conquest of Egypt in the 7th century. Tattoos by themselves aren't against Christianity, though like most things you could go far into the vain part of body ornamentation.

The tattoos thing is Mosaic law. It doesn't apply to modern day Christians, but Jews, although some sects have their own specific rules.

The charge isn't DOING drugs, it is possessing them. The state has to prove that she was in possession of the drugs that they found in someone else's bedroom. How do you suppose they can prove that beyond a reasonable doubt?

I'd think the fact that her credit cards were on top of them is pretty solid.

 

[Captain Manning]

what's weird about April is that she's actually younger than me, but seems older. Does anyone know what I mean?

She will age rough. Drugs and debauchery do that.

For another good example, look at Mint Salad.

Wasn't Nick supposed to be streaming this week?

Wasn't Nick supposed to send out the 5k Locals gift?
Wasn't Nick supposed to auction off those knives for Vic?*
Wasn't Nick supposed to totally have a Rumble contract?
Wasn't Nick supposed to be monogamous?

Many questions. No answers. Except that he is a lying liar who lies.

*BTW, those knives will absolutely not be auctioned now, given that Vic has "snaked" on Nick. That's how Nick operates. You are either 100% loyal, or you can eat shit and he'll burn you.

Technically this whole thing was a conspiracy to acquire and possess cocaine. If Aaron had a single thing to do with obtaining it he's on the hook for it all. Is it a really good case or a normal thing for a prosecutor to do? Not really, but if they can get one cooperating witness out of it (Aaron) it might be worth it as a threat. And so far they haven't thrown in any conspiracy bullshit against anyone else.

Well, another thing that I just remembered is he's on the witness list that was provided by the prosecution to Nick's lawyer. That's another reason why I don't think they want to charge him.

Perhaps, at some point, they might have quietly pulled him aside and told him to play ball... or else.

Out of the four of them, I think a case against Aaron would be the weakest considering he was out of there before they started looking deep into this and got the warrant.

Like I say, if Aaron got tossed out of the trap house by Nick, he's actually one lucky son of bitch. And Nick, rather humorously, didn't do himself any favors by tossing him. To the contrary, he just made a Aaron very useful to the state.

Maybe someone with more knowledge of the law can answer this, but since April is charged with 5th degree possession and it states that a black vial with 2.2 grams was found on her credit cards, if she takes the fall and says that cocaine was hers does that potentially knock the weight of the ounce charge against the Rekietas down to a third degree? I can definitely imagine Nick pressuring April and Kayla to take the fall since they were the ones in the room.

They're charging her with under 0.25 grams (note the decimal point). Nick and Kayla is being charged with 26 grams and change. For their charge to be reduced to third degree, the weight of the coke would have to fall bow 25 grams.

Soooo... by my math, no? Not based upon the small amount they are charging her with ATM.

That said, I said when this began that a reduction to third degree might still be possible upon reweighing. Third degree possession is still pretty serious shit though.

I think on page one of Law for Dummies it says you should probably actually show up for your court hearings. But it says it in a really faggy way so he won't.

Well yeah, the book is called Law for Dummies. He calls people dummies. You never call him that. He's brilliant!

 

[Associate Rick]

They're charging her with under 0.25 grams (note the decimal point). Nick and Kayla is being charged with 26 grams and change. For their charge to be reduced to third degree, the weight of the coke would have to fall bow 25 grams.

Soooo... by my math, no? Not based upon the small amount they are charging her with ATM.

If you read the excerpts again it says "possessed more that .25 grams of cocaine" and in the second image it says that the black vial had 2.2 grams of cocaine and that "The yellow snort tube and the black vial containing cocaine were found directly on top of the credit cards." It says further down in the document itself that the total was 26.67 grams with packaging so it would be 24.47 grams without the black vial.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Seems like Nick is more concerned with the "activity police" than with the regular police.

 

[parsnip]

Is the trial going to be a jury trial?
I don't really see a jury bothering themselves with the mental gymnastics Nick would try to throw at them to explain why he and Kayla shouldn't be convicted of possession. It's pretty cut and dry. They own the house, there was cocaine in their master bedroom. This isn't going to be a four month trial of the century if it is a jury trial.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

I wonder if Nick just knows that he's fucked and is just living it up until he gets a cellmate.

 

[AnOminous]

Out of the four of them, I think a case against Aaron would be the weakest considering he was out of there before they started looking deep into this and got the warrant.

Of all these four snakes only Aaron had the sense to get uninvolved before things went way South.

I wonder if Nick just knows that he's fucked and is just living it up until he gets a cellmate.

He's really only mega-fucked because of his ongoing dumbfuck behavior. This quite probably would have already been a diversion deal if he hadn't fucked around like a retard for months.

Seems like Nick is more concerned with the "activity police" than with the regular police.

You'd think this sped mongoloid would be more concerned with the police who can actually beat the shit out of him and throw him in jail, but no, his narcissistic injury is way more important. Complete dumbass.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Potemkin Village

Speaking of that, we might as well change the lyrics of Warszawianka to fit Nick and celebrate Balldo's Polish heritage. Too bad I don't have anything to generate a working AI rendition of Nick's voice for the lyrics for Whirlwinds of Danger.

[Verse 1]
Whirlwinds of danger are raging around them,
O'erwhelming forces of torsion assail,
Still in the night yet see advancing before us,
Testicular tortsion that shall prevail.

[Chorus]
Then forward ye addicts, bullets awaits you,
O'er all the house on the couch and the bed.
On with the fight for the cause of degeneracy.
March, march ye coketards and your world shall be free.

[Verse 2]
Doggoes and children in hunger are calling,
Let us be ignorant to their sorrow and woe
While in the fight see our extenders are failing,
Up them rings and crush the two foes!

[Chorus]
Then forward ye addicts, bullets awaits you,
O'er all the house on the couch and the bed.
On with the fight for the cause of degeneracy.
March, march ye dotards and your world shall be free.

[Verse 3]
Off with the cross of the tyrants of prudness!
Down in the dust with the judge and the jail!
Strike off your chains, all ye brave sons of hedonisim!
Wake all humanity, for liberty is near.

[Chorus]
Then forward ye addicts, bullets awaits you,
O'er all the house on the couch and the bed.
On with the fight for the cause of degeneracy.
March, march ye dotards and your world shall be free.

[Verse 4]
Vic toiling under the slave-whip,
Monty challenging his defamer's crime,
Rekieta who hurled out the prudish oppressors.
Rally against your own exploiters in time!

[Chorus]
Then forward ye addicts, bullets awaits you,
O'er all the house on the couch and the bed.
On with the fight for the cause of degeneracy.
March, march ye dotards and your world shall be free.

[Verse 5]
Now while in secret nick is snorting
Furies of lines to stave off his fall.
Only united can prudes thwart them
Shatter their conspiracy and bring liberty to all.

[Chorus]
Then forward ye addicts, bullets awaits you,
O'er all the house on the couch and the bed.
On with the fight for the cause of degeneracy.
March, march ye dotards and your world shall be free.

Of all these four snakes only Aaron had the sense to get uninvolved before things went way South.

On the STMS thread someone wrote Aaron dodged a bullet. I think he dodged a M82 flash round to the face. Think about it.
1) Nick hated him
2) Qayla was ambivalent at best and was just going along the behest of Nick
3) April hated him
Wouldn't be surprised if Nick tried to pin it all on Aaron and got the other two on board.

Aaron should probably start living in a safehouse and fuck off the internet but is too dumb to do that.

 

[thebigdream]

what's weird about April is that she's actually younger than me, but seems older. Does anyone know what I mean?

She looks as if she smells like a used cigarette

 

[Mr. Pierce]

They're charging her with under 0.25 grams (note the decimal point). Nick and Kayla is being charged with 26 grams and change. For their charge to be reduced to third degree, the weight of the coke would have to fall bow 25 grams.

No, they're charging April with over 0.25g. My view is that these charges are the result of the crime lab's completion of weighing the cocaine. Once they established that removing the weight of the packaging was sufficient to bring the amount found below 25g, it made sense to attribute some of the weight found directly to April rather than using it to bulk up the amount possessed by the Rekeitas.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I am working on a Canon of Balldo. It will be done eventually, and maybe that would be a good point to split off...

“This here’s the balldo
The symbol of our band
You can squeeze it on a testicle
Insult prudes with it in your hand”

 

[Captain Manning]

If you read the excerpts again it says "possessed more that .25 grams of cocaine" and in the second image it says that the black vial had 2.2 grams of cocaine and that "The yellow snort tube and the black vial containing cocaine were found directly on top of the credit cards." It says further down in the document itself that the total was 26.67 grams with packaging so it would be 24.47 grams without the black vial.

I stand corrected.

Is the trial going to be a jury trial?

If there is a trial, most likely, yes. Criminal defendants are entitled to a jury trial in the U.S. if the prospective punishment is more than six months imprisonment. He can request a bench trial, but I am unsure why the hell he would.

 

[Potatoherder]

Anyone else remember when Super Lawyer Rekieta said the Gina lawsuit wasn't going to get pass motion to dismiss and did not one but 2 streams defending said opinion?

https://x.com/Drunk3po/status/1816237216915677365

 

[Watching Rekieta]

If you read the excerpts again it says "possessed more that .25 grams of cocaine" and in the second image it says that the black vial had 2.2 grams of cocaine and that "The yellow snort tube and the black vial containing cocaine were found directly on top of the credit cards." It says further down in the document itself that the total was 26.67 grams with packaging so it would be 24.47 grams without the black vial.

They wanted a felony amount to charge her with and believed they could only prove she controlled the black vial. They believe the Rekietas controlled the safe and the black vial. The lab confirmed the felony for April. The rekieta amount of drugs won't be reduced because of April.

Of all these four snakes only Aaron had the sense to get uninvolved before things went way South.

Meh. Aaron was kicked out. He wants to pretend he left, but they got sick of him. He even thought Kayla was his soulmate not realizing she was just keeping him busy while Nick worked on April. He's one lucky SOB that April decided she wanted to be Nick's sidepiece before the search warrant. He'd still be hanging on to the "soulmate" nonsense making spaghettios while Nick balldoed his wife. I'd even bet that they decided not to waste the coke and sex on Aaron in an effort to hasten his departure. All his "I saw the light" righteousness is BS.

 

[Harm]

Anyone else remember when Super Lawyer Rekieta said the Gina lawsuit wasn't going to get pass motion to dismiss and did not one but 2 streams defending said opinion?

The better question is whether Nick even remembers.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

what's weird about April is that she's actually younger than me, but seems older. Does anyone know what I mean?

Whats weird is that her mother is younger than I am*, and with a child like April, I'll bet $100 she feels, looks, and seems older.

* she had April at around 21, if my math is close.

I don't think you even can be charged for pot possession in MN anymore. At least in most circumstances. They are one of the growing number of states that has legalized recreational Marijuana use.

Mostly correct, though a) depends on quantity, and b) it's still illegal to sell/ buy it, bc there are no legal stores yet (except one or two, maybe now/soon three on reservations), and c) growing plants is also subject to criminal charges over a certain amount. Legal vendors expected 2025.

For possession:
A person 21 years of age or older can legally:

• Use, possess, or transport cannabis paraphernalia.
• Possess 2 ounces or less of cannabis flower in a public place.
• Possess 2 pounds or less of cannabis flower in a person’s residence.
• Possess or transport 8 grams or less of adult-use cannabis concentrate.
• Possess or transport edible products infused with a total of 800 milligrams or less of tetrahydrocannabinol.
• Give away cannabis flower and products in an amount that is legal for a person to possess in public.

Home growth of cannabis - an individual can cultivate up to eight cannabis plants, of which, up to four may be mature, flowering plants. Home growth of cannabis must be in an enclosed, locked space that is not open to public view.

Overview: https://norml.org/laws/minnesota-penalties-2/
Possession: https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/152.0263
Sale: https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/152.0264
Growing: https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/152.0265
Legal sellers: https://www.mprnews.org/story/2024/...s-legal-cannabis-journey-will-go-next-in-2024

https://m.startribune.com/what-you-need-to-know-about-the-cannabis-bill-passed-by-the-minnesota-legislature/600368097/?clmob=y&c=n

57,000 misdemeanor weed crime records expunged in May: https://www.fox9.com/news/minnesota-bca-expunges-57k-cannabis-conviction-records.amp

Drug paraphernalia was also decriminalized as a standalone crime.

And you can still be arrested for DUI/DWI:

https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/169A.20

 

[Pagan Min]

Anyone else remember when Super Lawyer Rekieta said the Gina lawsuit wasn't going to get pass motion to dismiss and did not one but 2 streams defending said opinion?
View attachment 6230911

https://x.com/Drunk3po/status/1816237216915677365

Yep, once again demonstrating that he's truly the Jim Cramer of the legal world... LOL

 

[Captain Manning]

Anyone else remember when Super Lawyer Rekieta said the Gina lawsuit wasn't going to get pass motion to dismiss and did not one but 2 streams defending said opinion?
View attachment 6230911

https://x.com/Drunk3po/status/1816237216915677365

I remember.

Another predictable Rekieta Law prediction L.

The one I am waiting on/hoping for is Greer's shit falling apart. Nick took great glee in giving Null shit over Greer winning his appeal, and tried to extort obedience out of Null in exchange for Nick's "support." As if that busted ass nigga was gonna raise a million dollars for the Farms when he can't even best Montegraph's crowdfunding.

Last I heard, Greer is almost homeless and may be unable to continue his case. So hopefully that's coming soon.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Did anyone pay attention to (I sure didn't caught by chance), TUG doing a livestream of Nicky?

A new shower saga has appeared!