Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

Do you think he would get the joke of this sketch? Or how well Emma Stone sells this character who is based around a single characteristic? Or the layer about how much she puts into a role that's actually not really more defined than the one the actress character is playing? Look at the construction the character creates for the "wife" that doesn't exist at all for the character but isn't even needed to be shown.

His concept of acting is like his concept of philosophy, it's this very technical construction that doesn't involve any actual thinking about the world you exist in, you just do what others have said and results happen.

That sketch arguably makes two philosophical points that are higher than Olly's PhilosophyTube output. The director's description of the character and her false premise that the "woman bin" contains clues to something. If we take Olly's recent productions about "phantasms" seriously (unlike Olly did) then he shouldn't understand why either of these were punchlines that needed no explanation.
Olly "woman bin" Thorn

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So, yet another of the troons Tube cosies up to has been caught utterly red handed, again, in the Nonce Spotlight- a la Finnster and G. Goonclown..
Happens rather a lot.

(If someone wouldn't mind archiving this tweet...
 
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He's very very pleased with this new look.
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Tip for the tube - when so much if your EPIDERMIS is visible, especially including day lighting and small skin details , it makes whatever weird extremely heavy filter/effects you've applied to your face look way more obvious and henceforth even dumber, epidumbass.

If anyone has photoshop quickly to hand, I think it would be quite funny to do an edit where you just shrink his entire head with no other ffs-style scale editing, to a normal woman size head: and see if that looks more or less Uncanny than the original. Lol.

He's also reposted something suss..
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One might initially read this as a classic tumblr 'woe is me and my disabilities which you may notice I am not very disabled by but that is because I OWE YOU NO PERFORMANCE! '
but wait-

* pOCD....? Of all things?
Sorry, what would "performing your rock bottom" of your defo-not-just-an-occasionally-guilty-pedo pOCD even look like? Simply not loudly gleefully engaging with CSAM? Goodness me, the traviails of this ableist dystopia.

Seriously, tf Tube?

Maybe he's getting his excuses laid down early, getting nervy about yet another "dear friend" getting caught out for noncery, a la Kris Ava Tyson .

Going perhaps for the Chris Langham defence, whose excuse for viewing child prob was that he was researching it and making sure he wasn't a epdo and that he wanted to feel better in comparison to the nasty pedos in the films. Fucking weird.

*pOCD is a type of OCD where someone is obsessively worried that they are a pedo, because it is the worst thing they can think of and intrusive thoughts convince them they could be one)
 
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He's very very pleased with this new look.
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Tip for the tube - when so much if your EPIDERMIS is visible, especially including day lighting and small skin details , it makes whatever weird extremely heavy filter/effects you've applied to your face look way more obvious and henceforth even dumber, epidumbass.

If anyone has photoshop quickly to hand, I think it would be quite funny to do an edit where you just shrink his entire head with no other ffs-style scale editing, to a normal woman size head: and see if that looks more or less Uncanny than the original. Lol.

He's also reposted something suss..
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* pOCD....? Of all things?
Sorry, what would "performing your rock bottom" of your defo-not-just-an-occasionally-guilty-pedo pOCD even look like? Simply not watching/reading/gleefully engaging with CSAM?

The fuck, Tube.
Maybe he's getting his excuses laid down early, getting nervy about yet another "dear friend" getting caught out for noncery.
Maybe he's going for the Chris Langham defence, whose excuse for viewing child prob was that he was researching it and making sure he wasn't a epdo and that he wanted to feel better in comparison to the nasty pedos in the films. Fucking weird.

*pOCD is a type of OCD where someone is obsessively worried that they are a pedo, because it is the worst thing they can think of and intrusive thoughts convince them they could be one)
Considering Patricia taxxon is a furry and a tranny im going to go with very suss
 
Lol does this count as a Cow Crossover?
Ohhh, the exhibitionist troon with no neck.
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Sigh. It never stops.

Keep on Choobin I guess, Olly.
Your network is YOU.



@A. G. Peak - LMAO the photo edit! That is hillarious, I love it, and predict with hope that it'll become another touchstone image in tube memeology-
However upon seeing it realise I was wrong about maybe it helping..

uhhh okay right, how about maybe making his original head a little bigger, maybe that would counteract the body size and make him look more like a normal woman?
 
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I like how this picture really shows off his fridge shape.
* pOCD....? Of all things?
Sorry, what would "performing your rock bottom" of your defo-not-just-an-occasionally-guilty-pedo pOCD even look like? Simply not loudly gleefully engaging with CSAM? Goodness me, the traviails of this ableist dystopia.
I mean, pedophilic OCD is when you are paranoid about being/becoming a pedophile. You'd probably be less likely to engage with CSAM. But I'm assuming that these people are just pedophiles who've heard of "pOCD" and are just using it as an excuse to look at loli - "I'm just doing therapy for by pOCD!"
 
I like how this picture really shows off his fridge shape.

I mean, pedophilic OCD is when you are paranoid about being/becoming a pedophile. You'd probably be less likely to engage with CSAM. But I'm assuming that these people are just pedophiles who've heard of "pOCD" and are just using it as an excuse to look at loli - "I'm just doing therapy for by pOCD!"
It's a genuine thing for sure, but it's just-like everything - being munchie-style exploited by pedo troons to excuse themselves. People who really suffer OCD have intrusive thoughts that similar to "what if I totally lose control and push that person onto the train lines?" include "what if I'm a pedo!", because it's the actual worst thing they can think of: whereas sociopathic troons have just enough social nous to intake narc-injurious damage from the idea that everyone wants pedos hung from lampposts, and don't like the implied lack of social standing within that worldview.

Anyways. It's just very odd that Tube would align himself with something specifically mentioning it. He is generally careful and sparing with what he posts and reblogs.
 
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Late, but this is the hardest I've ever seen him lean into the classic creepy AGP look.


Edit: Influence of Jessie Gender possibly apparent here - his next skinwalking target?

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  • Karen hair - check.
  • Grandma glasses - check.
  • Nerdcore style - check.
  • Horrifying groomer smirk - check.
  • Soulless, empty stare - check.
 
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Tip for the tube - when so much if your EPIDERMIS is visible, especially including day lighting and small skin details , it makes whatever weird extremely heavy filter/effects you've applied to your face look way more obvious and henceforth even dumber, epidumbass.
It looks like when filmmakers used to smear vaseline on the lens when doing close-ups of over-the-hill actresses.
 
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* pOCD....? Of all things?
Sorry, what would "performing your rock bottom" of your defo-not-just-an-occasionally-guilty-pedo pOCD even look like? Simply not loudly gleefully engaging with CSAM? Goodness me, the traviails of this ableist dystopia.
I suspect Ollie doesn't know what pOCD is, or has it confused with OCPD (Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder, which is more about being a perfectionist and wanting to control everything, including others). He's probably reblogging it because of the general message of "don't judge me for very clearly malingering because actually it's because I'm doing so much better with my mental health". Kinda like how we make fun of him for very obviously fake crying at times - "I'm not fake crying, it's just the way I cry looks fake because I work on myself". Which doesn't actually make sense because crying isn't a mental health symptom, but I could see him latching onto something like that.
uhhh okay right, how about maybe making his original head a little bigger, maybe that would counteract the body size and make him look more like a normal woman?
You might be onto something
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The alt text on twitter is just "⚠️", which defeats the point of alt text. He's obviously going for some sort of "plant mom" vibes, although part of me thinks he might be trying to go for Lilith in the Garden of Eden (Lilith is a perpetual trans fave). She's not actually in the Bible but emerged in Jewish folklore. Basically she was Adam's first wife and made of the same clay as him (rather than from his rib, like Eve) and therefore was his equal. Refusing to submit to him, she instead left and consorted with night demons, stealing babies and being a harbringer of death and evil... except actually she was just cast as a villain by the patriarchy who sought to demonise her independence, unjustly cast out for refusing to submit and be controlled. That's how the story gets spun these days. If I'm on the money with my guess about the themes of this video, it would tie in, and kinda gets picked up by that shitty Shein-tier halter neck top he has on that appears to have a subtle snakeskin print (Lilith is often conflated with the serpent in Eden).
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Smug, superior PR blather from Tube regarding yet another bleak kiddy diddy-adjacent incident from his mob of nonces.
He's such a creep. Actually can't wait for his skeletons to finally avalanche out on him.
The full statement is this:
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So I don't believe MrBeast - I don't think there's any way he didn't know at least some of this, he's in that video with the gross child porn cartoon on the wall. But from a PR perspective it seems pretty good. He affirms that audience's feelings about Chris, recognising and validating that it's disgusting and unacceptable. He affirms he's removed Chris from his business, but he also adds that he's hired an investigator so it signals he cares and isn't just trying to protect his own business. He conveys himself as someone who is just as horrified and shocked as his audience and is working to obtain justice, and then subtly shuts down comments by pointing to an ongoing investigation that he won't comment on until it's complete (which may be in months, when he hopes people have moved on) - while still saying "he'd seen enough online" and he got rid of Chris (which contradicts Chris's own narrative of a mutual decision and again, makes MrBeast look like someone who's actively trying to do the right thing).

This does read like something he workshopped with PR Professionals, and it's considered and wasn't posted straight away, but a while later (in fact, after Chris started sperging more after the last statement, calling people disgusting for calling him a groomer when it was just "edgy jokes"). And it worked -
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MrBeast looked proactive and like the good guy, the headlines frame him as someone taking an proactive moral stance (and not someone engaging in damage control). At least until the Bhad Bhabie stuff came out.

But to Ollie this comes across as "panicky" and like he has "zero PR instincts". Why? Well, besides the fact that Ollie himself has zero PR instincts so can't recognise good PR when he sees it, it's because from his perspective the only acceptable outcome would have been for MrBeast to try and protect the brave transwoman who's being unfairly smeared by TERFs, no matter the cost to his business! It's so transparent, just like the amount of reactions that amounted to "Oh no I'm so scared that transphobes are going to react to Chris being a nonce and trans people will be in danger" with nothing said about the fact that Chris is a nonce.
 
I suspect Ollie doesn't know what pOCD is, or has it confused with OCPD (Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder, which is more about being a perfectionist and wanting to control everything, including others). He's probably reblogging it because of the general message of "don't judge me for very clearly malingering because actually it's because I'm doing so much better with my mental health". Kinda like how we make fun of him for very obviously fake crying at times - "I'm not fake crying, it's just the way I cry looks fake because I work on myself". Which doesn't actually make sense because crying isn't a mental health symptom, but I could see him latching onto something like that.
So the thing is about Olly, he makes it his business to know what something is about. He can't ever be in the position of not knowing, he will have double checked.

Moreover; he has no personal need to post this-despite deflecting any personality flaw on trauma and mental illness, one thing he is not is a malingerer.

He doesn't wallow and steams full ahead creating endless sub-mediocrity.
He is not the type of bedroom bound troon who needs to cope post like this.

What he's doing here is... He's laying preparations....?
Creating an atmosphere.
Setting a vibe. And that vibe is~

'Intentions are unreadable, ableism may be enacted, judgement is abusive-
Child abuse material and people's engagement in it and attitude to it is Nuanced, see? Let's not all rush to conclusions and then pitchforks...'

But to Ollie this comes across as "panicky" and like he has "zero PR instincts". Why? Well, besides the fact that Ollie himself has zero PR instincts so can't recognise good PR when he sees it, it's because from his perspective the only acceptable outcome would have been for MrBeast to try and protect the brave transwoman who's being unfairly smeared by TERFs, no matter the cost to his business! It's so transparent, just like the amount of reactions that amounted to "Oh no I'm so scared that transphobes are going to react to Chris being a nonce and trans people will be in danger" with nothing said about the fact that Chris is a nonce.
Once again - creating a vibe.
Woaaaah harsh buzz, putting out a total PR speak statement, as if this is some major deal! It's really nto that serious, can we just strug-a-hug this out.
We're all friends here!

It is a major deal.
If it comes off as panicky at all, it is because it sparks panic in THEM. In Tube et al.
It would be absolutely the wrong move for Beast to get personally mired in this with even so much as his opinions (I also belive he is totally in the know)

Honestly I think the troons saying this is a bad press release is just wishful thinking that anyone else - someone NOT trans - would get down and dirty involved in this and spread the stain around.

Panicky. Yeah. You should panic.
It allllll comes out in the wash, eventually. It always does.

The "atmosphere" approach is an especially dangerous, conniving groomer classic, from the micro to the macro scale, that pedos have used for as long as they've been doing what they've been doing.

Wether Olly quite realises this is what he's acting out, I don't know.
 
It's so transparent, just like the amount of reactions that amounted to "Oh no I'm so scared that transphobes are going to react to Chris being a nonce and trans people will be in danger" with nothing said about the fact that Chris is a nonce.

When they've been suffering long enough from Discourse Addiction, people lose the ability to consider any politically charged incident on its own terms, instead they have to weave it into a larger narrative framework. (That's why their central concern is often whether something will give their enemies "more ammo," as if online flame wars were the same thing as guerilla warfare.) The really insufferable offenders (like Olly and Alice Avizandum) utilize such a narrative to puff up their sense of self-worth ("my political enemies are all jealous to see a trans princess thriving"), so they'll refuse to admit any counterexample.

Combine that with Olly's fear of being cancelled, and you get weaselly tweets like this. The Chris situation is blatantly fishy even to a casual observer, so Olly can't be seen defending him in a screenshot. Instead he says basically nothing of substance—"this is wild y'all"—but signals to his followers what his take is.
 
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