Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[supergroup]

It appears that this YouTuber, Good Old Days Gaming (AKA Bill), is losing his shit.

Bill has been my favorite personal lolcow for a long time. On his old channel, he posted "depression vlogs" that made him look crazy (he is). Luckily for him, he didn't have many viewers, so when he deleted the old channel and switched to the current one, he had some success. Now he's back to posting the type of stuff he posted on his old channel, except this time he has much larger following and he's getting called out for the first time. In the past, his comments section was always a source of support and validation for him. He probably doesn't know what to do with all this negative attention.

 

[Adr1anD]

Probably the most quotable manifesto I've ever encountered.

I implore you to encounter the Dr. Matthew Harris' manifesto for likelyhood of more quotability.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

N.B.: Multiple people have reported this video to the FBI

I heard of him, yes. Odd fellow.
I'm not a fed

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Reading through the reddit has been enlightening to say the least, I never followed Bill on Twitter so I missed out on his more unhinged moments.
These comments sum up one of my biggest frustrations:

Bill always made it sound like he was destitute, but also complained all the time how he didn't want to have to get a part-time job on top of all the video making he supposedly does. I remember him talking about how he lived off of pb&j because he was flat broke. When the video came out that he blew 50k on hookers, I was immedietly glad I never donated to his Patreon. I would call it retarded but that would disrespect actual retarded people who would realize how many chicken nuggets and trips to Chuck E. Cheese you could get out of that.

 

[retarded golem]

I'm impressed there's not a thread on Spencer Nolan Rice also known as Spenny he was on a show called Kenny vs Spenny from 2003 to 2010 where for 86 episodes he was made fun of and beaten up on government-funded Tv and ruined his life after the show with his shitty tv show called single white spenny where he embarrassed himself by pretending he was some cool guy who was popular with woman and Kenny Hotz his co-host on Kenny vs Spenny lead to his nasty divorce by filming him having sex with someone for the who can make a better porno episode who how tours with Spenny shoving candy up people's asses, Kenny on the other hand, is an good comedian and lives a successful life being a former writer for South park and 2 popular tv shows under his belt you should go watch the show it's free on Kenny's yt channel its pretty good and funny as hell

 

[supergroup]

To nobody's surprise, he didn't follow through. He's already back on YouTube with a non-apology video, which also conveniently serves as a teaser for his next let's play series. I didn't get a screenshot, but he also tweeted that he had an appointment today and he was going to kill himself before the appointment to avoid being hospitalized. It sounded to me like the appointment was something he was being forced to do because of the terroristic threats he made. Even if they did lock him in a padded cell, he'd probably just come out angrier. He's been saying that kind of stuff for so long. I'm going attach a video from 2018, and you can hear he's on the same tangent we heard from him last week.

 

[Turd Burglar]

There was an attempt to shoot Trump today at a rally. Supposedly the shooter and a few others are dead, while others are injured.

I can’t help but wonder…

Edit to add: it wasn’t this stupid shit but he did make a statement about how he thought more people should have died. On mobile so struggling to link.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I've created a few threads on people within the Game Show community. The first is on this fat lardo troon named Robert Seidelman aka Game Show Gumbo who used to spend all his time crying about shitty game shows on a blog website he had called Game Show Garbage and on his youtube channel.

The most he had been covered by was an Asalieri video from back in the day. Apparently Robert took it well, but I don't believe that for a second.

https://youtu.be/CeS10yc_JDg?feature=shared

The other one is this lolcow game show blog called Buzzerblog which is ran by a fat fuck Filipino troon chaser named Cory Anotado and his homosexual partner in crime who wishes that he was British Alex Davis and they both sperg out about politics all the time and threaten anyone who they don't like, for example one time they were so angry about a show they didn't like getting renewed that they were threatening to shoot up the ABC headquarters if they cancelled a show they liked cause they were involved with the production.

 

[1100_c1]

greetings kf, i think i have a new personal lolcow.

this is dylan a wigger who thinks hes a crip
but what makes this dude special?
I shit you not hes the most gullible person ever, maybe even more potential than chrischan!!

more retarded shit made by him

he also raps (its ass)

hes also a huge columbine fan for some reason????

hes genuinely retarded (me asking him if he knows about kiwifarms)

messages

will add more later js searching for more info on him
in conclusion hes js a stupid larper nothing too special. but he is really stupid too

 

[seri0us]

greetings kf, i think i have a new personal lolcow.

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this is dylan a wigger who thinks hes a crip
but what makes this dude special?
I shit you not hes the most gullible person ever, maybe even more potential than chrischan!!

more retarded shit made by him
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he also raps (its ass)
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hes also a huge columbine fan for some reason????
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hes genuinely retarded (me asking him if he knows about kiwifarms)
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will add more later js searching for more info on him
in conclusion hes js a stupid larper nothing too special. but he is really stupid too

Is this another kid at your school or something?

 

[1100_c1]

Is this another kid at your school or something?

nope, saw him on a random server.

 

[The First Fag]

We had a janitor at my school this past school year who was a fucking weirdo and got fired halfway through the year as a direct result of his own stupidity. I've had the misfortune of dealing with him on a regular basis and have some stories of him you might find enjoyable. I'll call him "Bren" for short.

Spoiler: Story 1: You Gotta Loicene for That Email, Mate?

My first encounter with Bren was a little while after he transferred from another school (coincidentally what is considered the worst middle school in the county). Apparently, he had not gotten an account set up for him to use the computer (why this wasn't done is beyond me). We got Bren on after having to reset his password (twice) and he tried to connect to his email, which he wasn't able to. After some intense investigation (read: reading the error message), we determined that he did not have a license to access his email. I told him that I had to contact my bosses at the board because I lacked the tools and authority to assign him a license (money and whatnot) and that they would get him a license to check his email, but warned him they might take a little bit of time to get back to him. He told me not to rush as he didn't need it at the moment. Unfortunately, my email got lost as they were dealing with an emergency and they did not get him the license until roughly around two days later. I apologized and restated that I could not have gotten him the license as I lacked the tools and authority to do so. He said he understood.

I later learned from his boss, the head custodian for my building, that Bren had called his wife who worked at the last school he worked at and asked her to direct him to my boss so he could complain and get me fired for not getting him his license fast enough. This is AFTER I had explained to him that I was not allowed to or able to get him his license then and that my bosses take a little while to get him his license. This is even more retarded when said head custodian told me that he would delete literally any email that was addressed to him as a means to get out of work, pretending that he didn't get them even though we have ways to prove that he did indeed receive them.

Spoiler: Story 2: Literally Crying Over Spilled Milk

If you think that I was the only one Bren tried to get fired for horseshit reasons, you would be wrong. The head custodian later told me a story that he had tried to get our cafeteria manager, who worked at that exact building since I went there as a student, fired for something somehow even stupider than what he tried to get me fired over. He claimed that he had sent an email to our cafeteria manager's boss, the head of Food Service for the county, claiming that she was "wasting taxpayer money" by throwing out unused milk. Thinking that the head custodian was fucking with me because surely no one is that stupid, I had asked the cafeteria manager if it was true when she brought it up in conversation with me and the head custodian. She shook her head and confirmed that yes, Bren was indeed that fucking stupid. Why was she throwing out the milk?

It was expired.

You heard me right. This actual human being made the conscious decision to try and fire someone for trying to keep the kids from getting sick by throwing out expired milk. This is even more insane considering that it is department policy to throw out foodstuffs on the expiration date so no one gets sick. And yes, he was told that she threw the milk out so the kids don't get sick from the expired milk.

Spoiler: Story 3: Tard Rage

During a retraining that he requested, he had missed clearing out a trash can. The head custodian politely informed him that he had missed said trash can and asked him to go and empty it. Without any warning, Bren screamed "I know what the fuck I am doing" (his words). This was heard by the school nurse, the substitute secretary, and the actual secretary. This is even worse when we consider that this was while children in Kindergarten and Pre-K were heading to lunch and were in earshot of him when he said this. Which is a major no-no, as it should be. I was not able to confirm that the teachers for both Pre-K and Kindergarten heard him say that, only that they had heard it from the head custodian. The secretary and nurse were able to confirm that this interaction did occur.

Even worse was that this was not his first time doing this. Some other stories like this I had heard include:

• He had got into a shouting match with the head custodian during first lunch where he proceeded to turn and leave not five minutes after clocking in for the day. I was able to see his car speeding off after this argument had occurred.
• He had yelled at the (former) Kindergarten teacher for her students eating on the carpet and making messes on the floor.
• The third-grade-teacher once "had to use her third-grade voice" to explain he couldn't get him some form of union paperwork in the timeframe he was asking for.
• He once scribbled "no smudging the mirror" on the boy's bathroom mirror in red marker because kids were smudging up the mirror and he got tired of getting called to clean it multiple times a day. He was forced to get rid of it by the principal.
• He would call the head of custodial and complained nearly every time the head custodian tried to offer correction, allegedly getting more and more irritated every time since no one did anything to the head custodian.

Spoiler: Story 4: It Was All Me

We had an event around Thanksgiving where parents and family could come over and eat with their kids as it got closer to Thanksgiving. Multiple tables and chairs had to be pulled out and set up in the gym, which would take two people no more than half an hour to do. I had just gotten back after fixing a projector and saw the head custodian heading out of the gym looking pissed. I had asked him if what's up and he explained that he is trying to set up for this event and he is upset that Bren was not helping, having claimed that it would "interfere with his work". This is something that is a part of his duties. I was able to see him sitting in the custodial office playing with his Switch (which we are explicitly not allowed to have anywhere on school property). I spent about twenty minutes helping him set up the rest of the tables and chairs. Thankfully the event managed to go off without a hitch. However, I had later learned from both the head custodian and the SRO (who are bros) that he had tried to take credit for helping set up for the event...as he sat in his chair playing his stupid fucking switch. I learned he also tried on multiple occasions to take credit for the school looking nice when the head custodian who did most of the work.

Spoiler: Story 5: Putting the "Bum" in "Bumfights"

Finally, about two weeks or so before the Christmas break, he was eventually let go for various antics beyond what I have relayed. During the exit interview, he had stormed out of the building without giving his badge and keys. His card was shut down and he was pestered to give back the keys he was given for days. The Friday before Christmas break, I was about to enjoy my lunch when I see someone who looked like Bren walking down the hall with a mop cart. Myself, the head custodian, and an instructional assistant confirmed that yes, it was indeed Bren. I was, naturally, scared that he had a weapon and was going to hurt someone. Thankfully, the SRO had kept an eye on him as the head of custodial came down and forced him to hand over the keys and the deactivated badge. Bren did so, but not before seeming to square up to try and fight his boss's boss on school property with children present. Thankfully he didn't, as the head of custodial is a head and a half taller than him and goes to the gym every day. For this, he was (from what I was told) banned from ever stepping foot on school property.

This is far from a comprehensive list of the nonsense he got up to, and I have more stories of him to share.

 

[Megagi La Skunk]

I know I have a personal lolcow I'll just show their bio

 

[Patty Q. Anonlinson]

My personal favourites are the Blackpill/Incel types that appear for a period and then just dissapear.
They are always so unstable and incredibly attention-starved, which inevitably leads them to self-dox and self-destruct.

Let me present to you Hodor Freedom Misato:


He is a pathetic, lazy incel man-child Bong. He has a YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/@FreedomMisato, where he moans about how much his life sucks and how that is everyone elses fault/problem, over the backdrop of a video game or anime.

His most notable personality trait, which he will constantly prattle on about, is that he has Autism:

Spoiler: DSM-5 Autism Definition

Autism is a medical condition where lazy fucks have an excuse to do nod all and leech off of the NHS, but they can still function fine when it comes to doing fun stuff like playing video games and eating junk food.

Recently, he has:

1. Face doxxed.
2. Quit his job to become a NEET (because talking to people daily in his job was just too hard).
3. Had his family discover his YouTube channel (shit should get interesting when his brother, he sounds like he has his life together, finds out).

His long term goal - the mountain pinnacle to which he is striving to climb to - is to obtain disability benefits, so he can continue to exist at the taxpayers expense like a useless jellyfish.

His YouTube community posts always give me a chuckle:

Mommy issues:


Based:


Yuck:


Fucking Gross:


All these NEET YouTubers are so similar, and yet so fascinating.
Theres just something so captivating about how they self-sabotage and set themselves up for defeat.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Since the start of July. I've come across possibly the most mentally unstable anime artist I have ever seen. I've seen a lot of anime artists cut themselves before but this one is extraordinary. Although in my opinion, her art style is one of the best. Her behavior is one of the worst. Her name is Noushintou Hoshi also known as Sergi0echigo.

Even though she does appreciate nice feedback. Her mentality is comparable to that of a suicidal teenage girl. Her art is my favorite thing about her but her mentality though is best seen from afar.


All I could say is that this artist is in such a downward spiral I could almost say death by overdose is imminent. It's apparent reading through her tweets she goes through dangerous euphoria, depression, and possibly even cognitive decline. A lot of her tweets don't make sense or are ripped from her stories she made. She has extremely low self esteem.

It's also apparent her lack of ability to handle criticism has also led to her destructive behavior and had her decide to quit the medications used to treat her Bipolar Disorder. This is too depressing.

 

[cocko]

Cruddy Mary might deserve her own thread at some point if anything escalates

- Eats mold. And any food that's unsanitary or expired.


- Started #zombietwt, describes it as a type of pica, encouraging people to eat food they find on the streets (or LARP for attention)


- Her circle overlaps with edtwt and she is mutuals with teenagers who have anorexia and depression, and encourages mentally ill behavior like this thread from a 16 year old mutual on how to sidestep basic hygiene. This mutual gained a lot of followers overnight from the thread, and a few days later got suspended for talking about posting nude pictures when she hits an underweight BMI. Mary followed her on the new account and has extensively defended her decision to befriend teenagers.



- Emotionally unstable, overshares, live-tweets day drinking binges, responds to all negative attention. She posts like teenagers on edtwt. This group chat in the last screenshot undoubtedly has minors in it. I don't think she's a pedo, but she is undoubtedly attention seeking, irresponsible, a bad influence, and has bad boundaries.

 

[1100_c1]

Cruddy Mary might deserve her own thread at some point if anything escalates

- Eats mold. And any food that's unsanitary or expired.
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- Started #zombietwt, describes it as a type of pica, encouraging people to eat food they find on the streets (or LARP for attention)
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- Her circle overlaps with edtwt and she is mutuals with teenagers who have anorexia and depression, and encourages mentally ill behavior like this thread from a 16 year old mutual on how to sidestep basic hygiene. This mutual gained a lot of followers overnight from the thread, and a few days later got suspended for talking about posting nude pictures when she hits an underweight BMI. Mary followed her on the new account and has extensively defended her decision to befriend teenagers.
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- Emotionally unstable, overshares, live-tweets day drinking binges, responds to all negative attention. She posts like teenagers on edtwt. This group chat in the last screenshot undoubtedly has minors in it. I don't think she's a pedo, but she is undoubtedly attention seeking, irresponsible, a bad influence, and has bad boundaries.
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good fucking god, can we get a wellness check on this retard? shes going to die at this rate from eating all that mold

 

[GayRapistWithAIDs]

Friend of mine in a Vtuber server just sent me a schizo that violently oacilaites between simping for a shota and mass reporting him to get him banned Vintage Bass Archive is his name and he is a true blue schizo his two twitter accounts are

https://x.com/Vintage_Fender?t=OD7sP9gKA1rDEBcau3-9tQ&s=09

And

https://x.com/FemboyArchiveYT?t=Ri1EjYk2AFTvsI9m75vdJg&s=09

He will spend months bragging about mass reporting this person, claiming they are a pedophile, and begging them to listen to his fucking bass playlist, to weepingly apologizing and @ing YouTube support in tweets begging to unban the guy he was harassing, only to go right back to harassing him the next day. Scorned Vtuber schizos are definitely some of my favorite, it's this guy and Betrayedmussel, who I think ive posted about before, he simped super hard for Projekt Melody (the Vtuber cam girl and literal whore) sending her 10's of thousands of dollars before ultimately being blocked for being a schizo, he used to schizo post into the void on Twitter, but he privated his account a while ago

 

[cocko]

Cruddy Mary might deserve her own thread at some point if anything escalates

- Eats mold. And any food that's unsanitary or expired.
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- Started #zombietwt, describes it as a type of pica, encouraging people to eat food they find on the streets (or LARP for attention)
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- Her circle overlaps with edtwt and she is mutuals with teenagers who have anorexia and depression, and encourages mentally ill behavior like this thread from a 16 year old mutual on how to sidestep basic hygiene. This mutual gained a lot of followers overnight from the thread, and a few days later got suspended for talking about posting nude pictures when she hits an underweight BMI. Mary followed her on the new account and has extensively defended her decision to befriend teenagers.
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- Emotionally unstable, overshares, live-tweets day drinking binges, responds to all negative attention. She posts like teenagers on edtwt. This group chat in the last screenshot undoubtedly has minors in it. I don't think she's a pedo, but she is undoubtedly attention seeking, irresponsible, a bad influence, and has bad boundaries.
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Update: she's e-dating a 19 year old and responded to every single anon (on 2 different platforms) telling her that it's weird, insisting that it's not. (I'm not going to screenshot them all because it's just the same thing over and over again, reworded.)

https://curiouscat.live/cruddymary/

https://tellonym.me/cruddymary/

 

[O God No]

I found this guy a last week https://www.youtube.com/@psychicgayboyblackhole yea the name sums it up I have been LOL at his shit takes
but in his vid on the charlie/SNEAKO he said people took sneakos side because they were charmed by his look.

His voice, the way he talks, and what he says makes me want to cause him pain in the most excruciating manner possible.

I don't know why i torcher myself with him, but I might just as well post it here