Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dick Pooman]

Also, look at these coal-y black teeth already close to non-existence.

He always said that his dental health strategy was to just let his teeth rot out. It seems to be going his way.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Yeah... She wasn't even creative enough to figure out what two colors to mix to make grey. And she kept.bitching about the paint drying out in the brush, so she hasn't touched this since late June.

I was literally wondering for a moment what two colors make grey. Must be getting regarded by proxy.

 

[JaneThough]

He always said that his dental health strategy was to just let his teeth rot out. It seems to be going his way.

So long dental plan!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"You've made your last comment on my channel, trole."
"Sorry you got twisted up in this scene, but I digress."
"From where you're kneeling, it must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck" *Buurrrrrrp*
"Truth is, I ruled yo- I RULED YOUR sad pathetic life from the start"
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Then he trips. "GAWWWDAMMMMNNIIIIIIT" echoing in the canyons as the courier escapes into the desert.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Then he trips. "GAWWWDAMMMMNNIIIIIIT" echoing in the canyons as the courier escapes into the desert.

"I broke my FUCKING cigarette! FUUUUUUUUCK! The Mojave Wasteland doesn't give a SHIT!"

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

"Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic."

"Cobes, it's your baby."

(Gunshot)
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Anybody got the full size version of the top pic?

 

['Ole Dente]

I was reading over some of Cobra's political views on the Boglimpedia




I feel kinda crazy for saying this but I don't disagree with like most of this

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Jokes and Tojo faces are back on the menu, toobz.

 

[Smegward]

People are just mad he isn't getting blackout drunk on live so they can call the cops and listen to them knock on the door along with doordash the BOY has literally fucked his trolls in the asshole with no lube and they are crying big time it's the same thing in the fb group a ton of people mad that their little toy isn't doing what they want.

they have a craving for the bad cobes streams.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I'm fine with the prerecorded video streak going on. Cobes' reluctance to stream means he has to focus down ad revenue, which means while we get more "video responses" and "rants" we also get more mead updates, more drink comboes, and more cooking videos. #TrueCobraFanz4Lyfes are eatin' good right now.

 

[Smegward]

She couldn't figure out how to make gray lol

How fucking stupid do you have to be to not know that gray is black + white?

i'll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that it's about mixing base colours to make grey

 

[ibeatmywife]

they have a craving for the bad cobes streams.

I mean I'm not gonna lie those livestreams were pretty funny but it's been over 3 months now since one. I can't imagine obsessing over a retard to that degree that him not doing it makes me legit angry. I'm having a hard time even maintaining an interest in cobes and jessica because it's been so dry.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

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The boy hasn't been this happy in ages. Jessica buckbroke him and hes recovering. Too bad the wench will be back in August!! Get ready for another content dryspell t00bz.

 

[a bar of tactical soap]

So long dental plan!

Josh needs dentures!

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

The faker King Kobra has made a new appearance in a music video about fishtank, he shows up at 1:30

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"I broke my FUCKING cigarette! FUUUUUUUUCK! The Mojave Wasteland doesn't give a SHIT!"

It's amazing how well he nails the post-apocalyptic look before the apocalypse even happens.

 

['Ole Dente]

The faker King Kobra has made a new appearance in a music video about fishtank, he shows up at 1:30

Since a lot of viewers are more newer ones I wouldn't be surprised if they had no idea Cobra had his own Liquid Chris saga and it was fucking funny

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

Since a lot of viewers are more newer ones I wouldn't be surprised if they had no idea Cobra had his own Liquid Chris saga and it was fucking funny

I still remember the contest they had to prove who the rele KingCobraJFS was on some random channel. Pretty sure the uncut video is lost cobra media now but there are a couple edits floating around.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I still remember the contest they had to prove who the rele KingCobraJFS was on some random channel. Pretty sure the uncut video is lost cobra media now but there are a couple edits floating around.

A lot of people hated this saga, but I'd take this kind of trolling over doordash and welfare check weens every single time. Sure it was a poor imitation of a legendary event but it was still pretty hilarious. I don't know why but retards desperately trying to prove that they're real is fascinating.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I think people underrate how fucking hilarious and carefully accurate Fake Josh really was. Kobra would do green screen wizardry that was ever-so-slightly above Real Josh's production, but only by centimeters. Anyone can make bad content and many do, but it takes a lot of care to be ever-so-slightly better than someone.