Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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People are just mad he isn't getting blackout drunk on live so they can call the cops and listen to them knock on the door along with doordash the BOY has literally fucked his trolls in the asshole with no lube and they are crying big time it's the same thing in the fb group a ton of people mad that their little toy isn't doing what they want.
 
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BallBuster II said:
I love how this was the most simple mead in terms of ingredients that he's ever made and it somehow looks the most horrifying.
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During the French Frys Incident, the oil he pours into the pan is clear at the start, but over the course of twenty fucking minutes the fry-oil turns into something resembling motor oil from a broken engine.
It's bog magic, it's like he redirects all his own filth onto his surroundings like a Damage-Over-Time status.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Cool Taste has something to say to Cobes about his Britney rant.

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Cool Taste once again proving he is the boglim’s one true arch nemesis and greatest foe.

I love how he tossed in a “you suck” right at the end. Like he was trying to come across as if he was just sharing an opinion about Ozzy and not just trying to insult cobies but then couldn’t fight the urge to just drop the subtlety and directly insult him.

He better watch out though the only time Cobes was bold enough to fight somebody was when warlord said “fuck Ozzy” and was too drunk to be able to fight back
 
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Ran-chan said:
It's 5 o'clock somewhere and that somewhere is Casper, Wy

eta: When was the last time he was rocking the eyeliner in a video? It's been a second.
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He made the Gonster!
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Your Landlord said:
Keep in mind that it is likely the peak of her creativity
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Yeah... She wasn't even creative enough to figure out what two colors to mix to make grey. And she kept.bitching about the paint drying out in the brush, so she hasn't touched this since late June.
But she's painting it for Jawshiiieeeeeeeee.
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The prehensile ape lips take some stress off of his teeth when he eats. Boglim physiology is truly a miracle of evolution.
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I knew someone who got dentures in his 20s-30s, and he told me the gums harden up when you lose teeth. He would eat KFC and chew gum to strengthen his gums, so Cobes is on the right track...
 
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ibeatmywife said:
People are just mad he isn't getting blackout drunk on live so they can call the cops and listen to them knock on the door along with doordash the BOY has literally fucked his trolls in the asshole with no lube and they are crying big time it's the same thing in the fb group a ton of people mad that their little toy isn't doing what they want.
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Their coping and seething is funny because they'll never admit they brought it on themselves with their weening. Even the more stubborn and retarded lolcows can eventually figure out how to starve the weens and Cobra finally hit that stage this year. We'd still get blackout drunk streams weekly if it weren't for these self important dipshits tapping, well, more like shouting and pounding on the glass all the time.

The weens and Cobra are 2 sides of the same retarded coin.
anliteralidiot said:
I knew someone who got dentures in his 20s-30s, and he told me the gums harden up when you lose teeth. He would eat KFC and chew gum to strengthen his gums, so Cobes is on the right track...
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I mean he also has all those Now and Laters to chew on when he's not eating fast food slop. Those gums will harden up in no time.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Yeah... She wasn't even creative enough to figure out what two colors to mix to make grey. And she kept.bitching about the paint drying out in the brush, so she hasn't touched this since late June.
But she's painting it for Jawshiiieeeeeeeee.
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She couldn't figure out how to make gray lol

How fucking stupid do you have to be to not know that gray is black + white?
 
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"Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic."

"Cobes, it's your baby."

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Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
"Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic."

"Cobes, it's your baby."

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"You've made your last comment on my channel, trole."
"Sorry you got twisted up in this scene, but I digress."
"From where you're kneeling, it must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck" *Buurrrrrrp*
"Truth is, I ruled yo- I RULED YOUR sad pathetic life from the start"
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Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
"Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic."

"Cobes, it's your baby."

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This is art. It should be in a museum.
 
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